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FERNANDEZISBACK:

Does holding her boobs give you an erection..the time you spend on criticizing how women take pictures and all can be used in developing the way you think and view people...

Commrade na better Vaseline King you be oooo

Bmaster:
i am sorry to say this,but deborah died as a result of shenanigans.

How on earth is a 200L student not wise enough to know her limits when dealing with people ?

A true christian respects other people's choice of god while technically letting them know about his God(christ) in the most modest way.that's by the way.

I pray the perpetrators of such heinous act be brought to justice.

brother go and listen to her voice note before you open your dirty mouth

burritto:
You have only heard, have you seen polyandry before?

He got her pregnant after committing adultery and he felt the honorable thing to do was to marry her. You want the child to be a bastard?

He has already messed up by cheating. Marrying another wife is no crime

Yes sir I have seen polyandry marriage, plentiful.
Please don't ask me what I want for the child. He clearly don't have any body interest at heart in his decision only party .Marrying another husband is not a problem too na, sir. Haba this your own car get only two Tyre. Wait self, how does the marriage get to make the child become president. Abeg don't justify your fantasy. Some people are ok with the I idea of 1 man 100 woman. Then you should also be okay with the reversed. Do you know the feeling that woman felt seeing her husband with another woman. How do you feel if someone kiss your girlfriend in your front. Abeg I don't want to drink medicine for their headache.

And your wife have the right to marry as many men as possible, or have you not heard of polyandry marriage. Me my own is anything you do to some one and reversed was the case you wouldn't like it , then don't it. Be wise guy nothing you need from that your second wife apart from sex.

As you can I am die!! N

The three pic Davido was like
"the feeling is different"

Angel55555:
Nigeria would have been a better place if such energy was directed at our politicians and national cake eaters

I swear. How zombie go declare say him wan do campaign and no youth go fit stone am to death. If they burn at least two politicians (buhari and tinubu )the others go wise by force.

Aystarz:
The government keeps killing its youths with each passing day. A good policy and enforcement would have put paid to trailers plying our roads in the daytime.

Nothing consign government in this one, you are saying they should drive in the night to promote smuggling and other vices abi. How will you say someone should ride a truck in the night do you want sleep to make him run into somebody compound. Do you know the stress that comes with exam and in this case jamb. Haba, try dey allow government rest small o. Rip to her.

virginprincess:
Why would op have a girlfriend when he knows he is not financial ready for it,doesn't he knows that relationship involve resource.

Ma, where is it stated that men should foot bills in a relationship. You are just talking stupidly, is the girl disfigured or cannot work. Can't she do something for her self. You people will be walking around looking for men to drain to doom. Fool

cenaman:
BENZ any time any day twice on Wednesdays.

your not only out of point your out of this country

chatinent:
Comrade, thanks. You fit convert the carton of beer to Naira?

I just visited my WhatsApp to check on my friends and love one's only to view this rubbish but as God will have it. Past experience of a friend with similar encounter taught me better. Am posting it here for everyone to be able to identify this type of scams on WhatsApp. Don't mind how I replied the scammer I was having a bad day and was opening my WhatsApp to view status to divert my anger.

Commrade you deserve 2 carton of beer

chatinent:
Both genders commit atrocities.

Btw, Don't tag me next time. Just make your posts. Your half-baked opinion is importantless.

If you can not put "some men" in your statement then I will have to remind you that every male member of your family is a dirty dog including your father. Nonsense

FutureIsFemale:
Actually, what she said about men being dogs already is the truth. But for sleeping with dogs, that's her life and her business.

Meanwhile, behold our next president.

uthlaw:
bet na 50/50,if you had won,we won't ear story...life itself is risk,keep trying and pushing,you still going to make more money!

i tire oooo

WHEN it comes to first kisses, scientists agree with those who believe in love at first sight, happy endings and the power of that first glorious embrace. That’s because, Scientists say, a kiss is much more than just a way of saying you fancy someone. It’s an efficient means of working out if your potential partner is the one for you.

In her book: The Science of Kissing, Sheril Kirshenbaum explains: “When we are that close to another person, all our senses are engaged allowing our bodies to assess compatibility and the potential for a long-term relationship.”

This behaviour, she says, evolved to help humans fulfill three basic needs – sex drive, romantic love and attachment. “In other words,” she says, “kissing helps us find partners, commit to one person and keep couples together long enough to have a child.”So how does locking lips help us achieve all these? When you kiss, you can’t help smelling the other person. And biologists have found that women are more turned on by the smell of men who have very different immune systems from their own.

Kirshenbaum says; “This may be because potential children would have a higher level of genetic diversity, making them healthier and more likely to survive. In this manner, kissing serves as nature’s ultimate litmus test to help us determine when to pursue a relationship.”


And once we find our perfect genetic mate, our bodies respond instinctively to his kiss by flooding our systems with feel-good hormones. She explains that: “A good romantic kiss quicken our pulse and dilates our pupils, which is probably part of the reason so many of us close our eyes. Our brains receive more oxygen than normal and breathing can become irregular and deepen. Our cheeks flush too but that’s only the beginning. There’s an associated rise in the neurotransmitter dopamine, responsible for craving and desire.

“Meanwhile, serotonin spikes to stimulate obsessive thoughts about a partner. This is the same neurotransmitter involved in obsessive-compulsive disorder (OeD), Oxytocin, popularly called the love hormone, is involved in bonding, fostering a sense of attachment. This is the chemical likely responsible for maintaining a love relationship over years and decades.”

colorsofrainbow:
Okay because I used papa,its now insult. I should have used father right?

And about channelling energy to making money,I can't remember asking your empty self for money. You need the money,not me.

With your long money try dey face your front.

sucexfic:
Sad

please try not to quote everything someone said abeg and you now write only sad. Pls it's not okay.

saphiere:
Hmm.. But this is what they know how to do na.

God will punish all of them IJN Amen

including your dad. Am tired of you people always making it a gender based thing. My friend has been molested by a girl several times even in my presence. Just sit down there and be talking rubbish.GOAT

Must you now insult everyone above calling their papa self. Just channel this your energy in making money abeg

colorsofrainbow:
To the commentors above...
If una papa follow for the traditional rulers wey collect the clean rides,I can bet my balls that none of you would come here to wail. That's how corrupt the system is. Full of hypocrites & liars.

Only just about 3-7% of Nigerians will genuinely challenge corruption & propaganda even in the face of danger or being benefactors one way or the other.

I don't want to talk about the Zamfara governor & the idiocy he's exhibiting.
Every fvcking politician is guilty of it. I'm just watching Soludo with one eye sha.
In Nigeria,if you aren't corrupt one way or the other, nothing for you. Here,It takes Grace to make it in a very big way without corruption but it's not impossible just that it's like starving a cub when hes surrounded by cows. It's just a matter of time before he learns to devour.

God bless all true haters of corruption like me

Bro, firstly carry the said baby boy to a real hospital and conduct a test if it's your child. If the child is not then send her packing and retrieve your shop for being deceived.

If it's your child then hold a family meeting with the elders including her parents and tell them you are resolving the half done marriage then take full responsibility for only I repeat only the child and move on.

But seriously you don't have sense you dey nack person wey you no even toast and think say na only you, do you Know how many house she can cook for.

Why is he donating money, for them to stop crying?
For him to look like he care?
He should first reduce the amount of officers that follow him about and assign them to guide trains. Cause if there was at least two armed officers that day the news would have been different. But lol army fit run for ninja like this o

Hailleys:
Help! I am about to finish my 300L stage in one of Nigeria state polytechnics but I am losing many opportunities due to my inability to speak fluently in English language. Although, I am good in typing/writing and I can compose my self in good English in my brain but it is very difficult whenever I open my mouth.
Any suggestion for improvement are welcome.
Thanks Nairalanders.

With this your clear and accurate punctuation piece of writing you are still saying you can't speak English abi this one na igbo

jacoik:
What are the name of those companies because easy money has being threatening me since 3 says ago that if I don't pay they 27,000 they are going to disgrace me. At a time, one of the agents that chat me yesterday said if I didn't pay today they will take action. With that anger I told him to go to hell, that you people have being doing it to people and go free, try it with me and see the bad side of this world. After I sent those messages, he haven't chat again. So am waiting for the worst today

Look at this thief o what is paining you pay back the money. Didn't you see them defaming others before you took the loan. You need beating I swear.

saphiere:
Why is crime common among men?
Before opening the thread one xould guess the gender if the criminal.

Are you a lesbian or something

Did dey force you to borrow the loan?
Have you not seen how dey defamed other people?
Didn't you read their terms and conditions?
Don't you know what is business and how it feels when someone took money from you and is not paying back?
You have data to come here and be spoiling another man business

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Putin is too weak tho..
So what is that meant to be?scare the almighty USA? ..

Keep deceiving yourself Putin..he is getting frustrated.. nothing is working out.. wasting soldiers life for your own interest with nothing to show for it..
Op put a link to support this for easier verification..

To find out if Putin is weak ask that non-living thing (bubu) to challenge him and let us see if Nigerian would not be history.

MadamVanessa:



Fake propaganda from Putin's Puppets.

Propaganda doesn't win a war. Overrated Russia should live up to the hyped. cowards priding themselves with non existing imaginary nukes.

It's a shame that with all the hyped given to Russia at the initial stage of this war, Russia is still battling with Ukraine till date because according to Putin's puppets, it won't take Putin a second to send Ukraine to abyss. But I am so surprise that Putin is still battling with a small country as Ukraine till date to the point of soliciting help from China Wasting innocent soldier lives with a mindset of winning a war he will never win.

You don't see his point his intention is not to wipe out Ukraine if not he would have done that in minutes and nobody even NATO would not do anything.
He wants them to be a part of Russia and not NATO. He wants them to surrender that's why he started with threats and invasions. Please be doing some researching o.

cherryCola:
why tell us ,
are you tired of making money .

Look at your Stingy mentality

From the first picture do you know the kind of eigthsome that will take place there