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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Hell no...

Mosquito nets are for kids and baby girls

You don't expect a real niggarr to fold up under Mosquito net like a pussy

Lolzzz.. ooosheyy.......!

I am seeing GEJ on the helicopter tail...

TheGiftedOne:
Despite what? She orchestrated the whole thing I guess. Nothing surprises me no more.

My mind too.. she knows bout it all

killmods:
So na pro max una dey call am now.. chai Nairaland nor go kill person

Lolzzz, i was thinking twas anoda drug oo.. mk i no lie, one of d reason i cant do without cmin ere. Atleast thrs a new thing to learn.

Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.

BOYLOVABLE1:
Three out them doesn't joke with females in movies..

U mean two.. Rambo n Van Damme

RisenJoe:
Yes bro, but assuming it happened as I narrated here, will the last cures placed on the son come to pass

Yes it will. According to what Axone posted. It definitely will keep on going

Abeg let her snore in peace. I go forgive that if mata worst, na to gv her mouth guard.. mouth n body odour is a NO!

Treasure17:
This is what happens when you gat no bills to pay.

Olorun oo... U finish me with laff so tay water comot for ma eyez.

Na my guy room he bring one alhaja as he dey Bleep d girk na so she dey shout alahuhakuba wey we dey hear for mid night dey scream oo. Say gim gbola too big..
No b small laff dat morning after d gal don go

Falseprofet2:

I see a good player in Fati
But there is only one messi and ronaldo

First correct answer
1k recharge card

Show workings pls

Lcm of 2hours 3 hours 6hours
6 hours

God bless my landlord.. he made my tenant-life like home away from home..

iamtardey:
Stay happy and shey jeje

Best reply if i must say..lolzz

Buhari during his military regimy

Please help is there is another way out. I was expecting a payment from India since last week but i was told my IBAN not correct by the screen shot sent to me. Is there any method to bypass it.

Yeeeeppaaaah!! Fatality

crossfm:
This picture brought a lot of nostalgia.

This is exactly how things play out those days. He has the final say,because either na him get the ball or na him sabi play ball pass.

Those day when children partake in moonlight play,and play in the open field with reckless abandon.

Sometimes when I see kid's play on their balcony's,I just feel for them.

Lol.. that part " reckless abandon". It almost cost my my right eye. After ball,we go do action film with pawpaw stem as pistol. From nowhere i hear gbam from my eyes,oh boy c blood i thought my eye was gone. Till today my parent didn't know what happened to d eye.. dou it wasnt smtin big.

Great100000:
I still can't believe what am seeing....

Messi & Ramos together.

Messi & Ramos wey dey always fight during all d El-Classico are now Teammates and even laughing at each other.

Indeee anything can happen in football.

U r so ryt bro... And some ppl wey call themselves fans go don kill or wound each other on to their matter oo

Messi and Sergio Ramos.. oh boy dis life who could ever think of such.. its only football

Tatiana4u:
Angel thee stallion

Thanks bro... Atleast dis go ease tension....lol... More of it bro

Abeg.. mk una post pictures... All dis ass, waist and boobs am hearing.... Lets c pictorial view.

madridguy:
I met this girl on tagged around 2008 so we dey chat, 2009 she invited me to her place for Ikorodu to come pass night I gather courage go, the mile 12 traffic that Friday night naa die. I called her and she come pick me for pocket, when she came out come pick na den I see self na a very short girl I dey chat, like we dey reason same opposite thing for mind, she just said I never knew you are tall like this. Na so we reach hér house, enter inside her room the next thing this girl begin dey fear.

since the girl no dey convenient again and she just dey fear even her heart beat come dey fear me. Last last she drag me go night vigil for one redeem church for like 6 street to her side. shocked vigil finish we come house na so she dey fear, she dey claim say I too tall and I say wetin dat one mean, and that time I dey play football well well so fitness dey wink even to go shower self she no fit. Last last na bad movement for me as ordinary her hand I no touch.

Cant finish my laff...hehehe

Its selecting sims i guess.
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Am 100% sure her son shot it

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adedayo3193:
. Choi.. dem don murder OP for him thread

The topic might look absurd but guy things dey happen. Its possible. My former neighbor brought a girl from her place who was daughter to his mum's junior sister. If i can count, the two don abort upto nine pregnancy

I just hope no family member of mine dey here cos Op go mk me confess.. though it was a distant cousin of mine. Met her first time when we went home for Christmas holiday. After three days o,we began getting close talking and from there getting emotional. I didn't sex her but there was smooching,kissing. And aftee the two weeks,we all went back to various destinations and it all ends thr. Till today,i haven't seen or heard from her or her whereabout.

kingsceedon:
Hahahahaha you remained me of something, may God forgive me sha, for that prodigits, I dupe guys for that site taya, I go collect one fine babe pic online, use the pic for my profile pic, O boy come see as guys dey trip for my inbox, God forgive me

Welldone sir. U must b a pro naw?