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I have come to realize that in life, if it's too much, then tone it down regardless of what others think. Humans are unique in their own ways, but there are times I look at some people and feel they're either too white, fat, slim or dark.

If a pale skin can tan to look darker, there is nothing wrong if a dark skin decides to lighten up a bit. In my opinion, although her complexion looks unique, she will look better if she lightens her skin color a bit.

CalabarPikin:
What I really don't understand is how all this company or scheme keep shutting down as soon as I put my money...


Everybody go d cash out...but wen I put mine...piam.....
Not once not twice not even trice


Choi

That's because, your village people are still in active service. Pray they retire soon.

Smoothwave:
Abeg, you that is mature.. what has your your 15 years maturity done for you ??

I don't go about impregnating random girls, I don't talk down on them, and I know when to keep my mouth shut.

If you want to eat the eggs of a toad, go for the biggest. Instead of him to ask for a 200 Million naira ransom, he was busy demanding for a paltry 200K.

If he had asked for something bigger, the police would have felt intimidated and thought they were dealing with a sophisticated criminal. This would have stalled his arrest. But I'm sure when the police heard about his ransom amount, they must have laughed so hard knowing full well that they were dealing with an amateur.

Davido is immature and uncouth. He needs at least 15 years of intense training to be matured for marriage. All that noise about Chioma was just for the gram and I am not surprised that his real intentions have been revealed.

Doctors in the house are in a better position to answer my question. I feel so disgusted writing this and all I can say is, "Nigerian doctors are the worst of all". I had been experiencing severe ear ache and needed to see an ENT (Ear, Nose and Throat) doctor asap. Since I wasn't so familiar with the state, I did some google searches, but couldn't ascertain the address of any ENT specialist that resides there.

My last resort was to go to a Federal Medical Centre only to be told that I couldn't see an ENT doctor on that day, and that I should book an appointment to be seen in two weeks time.

Damn! I felt two weeks was a long time, but since I had no choice, I accepted my fate. Two weeks rolled by and on that day, I went as early as 8:AM only to be told that I was late and I couldn't see the doctor. I was so pissed and challenged the man at the desk cos the doctor hadn't arrived at that time, but came later at 11:AM. Eventually, I was able to see the doctor at 3:PM. Now, here is the main part of the gist.

The ENT Doctor used a 'Tongue Depressor' to examine my throat. He had used it when I realized that, it was the same tongue depressor he used for the other over 50 patients before me.

For the layman who doesn't know what a 'Tongue Depressor' is, it is a tool used mainly by ENT doctors to examine the mouth and throat region.

Although, the doctor used what seemed like methylated spirit to clean it before using it, I felt that wasn't enough as he should have sterilized it or used the disposable type. And to worsen it, this doctor didn't even use hand gloves. I felt gross and shuddered, but at that moment, it was too late to back out.

So, doctors in the house, was cleaning the tongue depressor enough? Wasn't he supposed to have sterilized it or used a disposable type? And to the laymen, would you have walked out on the doctor if you had found yourself in my situation considering the health risk you were being subjected to?

omooba969:
All the way to Jos, ain't there reputable specialist hospitals in the whole of Benue state?

Useless thieves.

Reputable? What they have are a bunch of useless quacks that lack the necessary medical expertise. I have been in that state and all I can tell you is, it is so unfortunate.

alizma:
Pls let's always try and pray when we are going to bed and when we wake up. Sometimes the devil is just waiting for us to lost that part of us and then strike. She saw it and I believe she could have changed it if she had followed it up with prayers. May her soul rest in peace.

Yeah, you're right. Nowadays, I even give devil and his evil angels a stern warning not to come close to me or I'll break their legs. Trust me, it works like magic.

She was kinda talking about her deepest fears in the video. I guess viewers might have misinterpreted her words.

Bursted! Now we know who was behind his victory.

BBN Gifty look alike. Both are very pretty.

All this epistle on top the head of a woman? Mr Flavor, it's obvious you don't know what you want as men who do, go for it without shouting out aloud.

Trying so hard to look sexy.

namiji2598:
Guy too legit, Trying to Hussle and make a lot living out of his life
Nigga no too carry life serious
Nigga too like showing things online, even though am not a fan of that, but I believe he is doing it to get more fans to buy his book

Some might like swalormi,
some Zzor,
some fati21
Some lalasticala
Some some righteousness89
Some saphiere
Some might be fan of themselves


A thread for fun!!!

Share ur favorite mods/nairalnder and reasons u like them

No matter how captivating a Hollywood movie is, there is always a "behind the scene". Don't believe everything you read, see or hear.

Kriss216:
Your first and second options are void.

Married women always complain that cleaning the house and taking care of the children are too much for them, while they did more than all that for their boyfriends before getting married.
An average Nigerian girlfriend will clean the house, wash plates, cook, serve the boyfriend and still engage him with marathon sex.
But, once she’s married, complains and naggings of too much work sets in.

And why won't she cook and clean for her boyfriend when majority of Nigerian men use that as a criteria in choosing a wife.

YoonSung56:
The woman you paid her bride price, you beg her for sex? I can't believe it. If you decide to have s side chick, its not a crime.

So, because of the #50,000 bride price you paid, you think you now own the woman? Let's assume your wife was 25 years before you met her, and her daily feeding amounts to a paltry sum of #2,000. Multiply #2000×365 days and you will get a sum of #730,000. Then multiply #730,000×25, and you will arrive at the sum of #18,250,000.

This means, the parents or guardian of the wife you bought (assuming she is from a poor home) spent a whooping #18,250,000 just for feeding her. Then calculate other expenses like education, acquired skills, clothing's etc. Do the maths and you will realized that you married your wife on credit and did not pay any bride price.

Sincerely, I won't. This is because, as a "good citizen", I don't go about picking what doesn't belong to me.

Afodot0022:
This Tiwa don't know she is getting old for all this childish and immature act. Madam you are a mother now, its not too much if you show some signs of responsibility, at least for your son Jamal. pls grow up and stop all this embarrassing act jare. you don't need to do all this Rubbish to be relevant in the music industry.. ask Yemi Alade and co. Iya agba ti ko gbon.

She needs controversy to sustain her brand. That's why it's called showbiz. Tiwa is not a gospel artiste, and you don't expect her to snap dressed in Iro and Buba. Her brand is being "sexy", and she needs to portray that. And if you think she was actually nude during the shoot, think again.

OgaRico:
Then maybe you should look at it from the angle that internet then and now are not the same and then probably she is no longer relevant as then that's why nobody pay attention much to her.

Jennifer Lopez not relevant? Hmnn...she is one of those divas who was and still very much relevant. You should check out her social media accounts to know what I'm talking about.

A life well lived. Death is a mystery that no scientist has been able to unravel.

By the way, that man looks very good looking in his old age. I bet as a young man, he must have broken many hearts.

Gidagreen:
Sex is so much enjoyable among couples when ever there is time and energy for it, but how will someone have sex with his wife without getting her pregnant when you are trying to space your children birth. Condom is mostly painful on her, We are trying to avoid the use of unverified morning after pills or contraceptive. I'm good in withdrawal method but I have discovered with experience that it's not that safe, a woman don't need a large amount of sperm to conceive. Family planning I heard is dangerous in the long run, we are not done having children yet, it's just the appropriate spacing that we want. I believe only those who are done with having children should go for any form of family planning. Experienced couple should help on the best contraceptive method without side effects. Thanks.

Abstinence is the best method.

This man is uncouth, a noise maker, and a clout chaser. I wonder how his wife copes with him cos people like this, irrespective of gender turns me off.

By the way, he should be aware that, there are some women who still have self dignity and wouldn't make their relationship with a married man open. So, if he dated such a woman, she would never open up. But that doesn't make him innocent.

estirocky:
These guys and their passion for fair skinned ladies

Blacks and unnecessary display of sentiments. He made his choice and got himself a woman. Black and light skin women are getting married and there's nothing wrong if his choice of woman is light.

Must he choose a black woman just to please certain people? So, if you meet a light or dark skin woman you connect with, won't you go for her? Marriage is deeper than the color of a woman's skin.

Benesis:
Curses do not work.

I believe during the civil war at least half if not all of the 3million people who died from hunger and starvation had cursed the people that made their life so miserable.

But Yakubu Gowon, Buhari, Obj and other people that orchestrated that war are still alive and enjoying life.

Odi Massacre happened people laid curses on Obasanjo, but till date the man is still enjoying life and is now a world ambassador for peace.

Even the children of Abacha are living and enjoying as kings.. You can elect to rise up and act, or sit down and curse and wait painfully while you see them get plumpier and wax stronger...
Or you can just let it be and go your way.

Karma can be controlled, if you have enough money or power.

Do what

Curses only affect poor people. If you're rich, the curse will be neutralized.

BlueAir:
Do I have time to counter your invalid points sha. Anyway let's hope you don't come across an abusive wife before u sit and meditate on your beer palor drawn statistics.

The ration of abusive men to women is 100:10. I hope you understand me now.

BlueAir:
It is lesser than the truth and more like rubbish.. first of all, which bureau gave u those statistics or is it ur lonely psychological calculations

You must be living in a hole not to realize what is happening around you. The crimes that gets reported everyday, is it your "female" family members, neighbours or friends that are committing these crimes? Out of every one thousand crimes, 900 are committed by males. My statistics might have been exaggerated, but it is almost true.

This is not something to debate over, but the harsh reality facing us. One more question, when in your entirely life have u heard that a female bulldozed into a house just to behead another fellow or roasted a fellow being alive? My guy, I repeat, without males living amongst us, this country will be heaven on earth.

BlueAir:
to urself,uve made sense like this ba?

Are u a male? My opinion sounds bitter, but it's the truth.

onyechez:
I they've invested over the years they should be smiling now.. You will not understand sha.

An oil worker spoted.

[quote author=ussv post=95519240][/quote]Damn! I can see you had it all figured out. Thanks a lot for your response and Clarifications. You have answered all the questions I have been pondering over.

The worst thing that can happen to a new generation mother is to birth a male child. 11 years old, and he is already a thug.

When people criticise and condemn female children, I just laugh. Check this out:
98% ritualists are males
98% rapists and paedophiles are males
98% armed robbers are males
90% of corrupt politicians are males
98% who commit bestiality are males
98% of those "ENDSARS" looters are males

What does this mean? Without males, Nigeria will be the most conducive country to live in. At this point, all I can say is:"I'm only human!"

ussv:
United States anytime anyday. No matter how it turns out, you will always survive. I came here with my wife and kids with visiting visa several years ago, and i am glad i did.

Pls, I would like an insight on how u pulled this off. I know so many people do this, but let me hear from you.

What was the duration of your visiting visa?

What did u do when it expired since you didn't leave before?

Were u able to work with the visiting visa?

I presume you have your residence visa now. So, how long did it take you to acquire it.

Can one rent an apartment on a visiting visa?

Any other useful tips will be appreciated.

OK2NVME:
Canada is crap.

Very expensive especially food and rent . Couple that with high taxes and you will be slugging and wasting away serving the state.

US or bust. If it comes to migrating out of Africa. No other place on Earth has so much to offer.

One state no pay you, then move to a more tax or business friendly state.

Avoid blue states by all means. They will tax you dry and they have the highest cost of living plus huge crime issues. Head Midwest to New Hampshire or better yet Texas.

Avoid New York, New Jersey , California, Baltimore, Minnesota , Seattle and the deep South and you will be ok.

What of Florida? I've always liked Florida due to the mild weather, plus Spanish fascinates me.