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The world is on fire, and this one is trying to sell Allah to more people.

The same guy who created the universe from scratch in his garage, while wearing his pajamas, needs mammals to serve as his mouthpiece?

Do I look like a r)etard to you? Can you imagine what a collapsing star would look like?

You're telling me that the same guy who designed STARS, also left a book for me to read?

One question:

Was this a drug induced revelation or did the bible Jesus whisper these things into your HEART?

Ethanol is a drug btw.

Abuamam:
I would be extremely arrogant to say that you are a figment of my imagination just because no scientist has verified your existence, boasting my self allocated 'high level'; (of what, I wonder? you referred to it twice).



It is a sign of knowledge to say that you do not know when you do not know, or keep mute.

But that's the problem, you guys are NOT keeping quiet. You're running around, beating your chests, and all you've got is a broken book filled with myths from the middle east.

Why should a scientist have to prove that a handle on NL belongs to a human being? Does that make sense to you?

Is it not blatantly obvious to EVERYONE (Muslims, Christians, native doctors, Satanists, Shiva ppl, Buddhists, forest dwelling cannibals) that only human beings, or human operated computers can post comments on websites?

It is an exercise in ret)ardation to deny that a NL handle is imaginary in the same way that Jesus is.

Do you agree that there's such a thing as a re)tarded person? Do you agree that eating your own sh)it is a re)tarded move, regardless of what the future holds for the prospects of sh)it eating?

Ranchhoddas:
@op Very insightful but factor in supernatural occurences in places of worship(churches,mosques,etc)and ur whole claim that religion is a total delusion is invalidated.PS:i expect you to come and start trying to rationalize those 'alleged' occurences.

Which supernatural occurrences?
People who've been blind from birth, go to these miracle working churches and come out BLIND.

Only diseases like Hep A, gastritis, or diabetes are "cured" because the members of the congregation can't SEE the disease.

Don't be deceived. If any magical healing was taking place, there wouldn't be any atheists on NL.

Go to the nearest Starbucks, Dunkin Doughnuts, or Barnes and Noble. Free WiFi all day.

Find a girlfriend who is enrolled in college and use her Wi-Fi password. Colleges have free WiFi for ALL students.

^^ DON'T FEED THE TROLLS^^

MrPresident1:
It appears you have water in the place of brains.

James 1:27
Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

What is this? When was the last time you showed up at an orphanage?

malvisguy212:
God's idea of the best wine is stated clearly for us in Isaiah 25:6 "And in this mountain The Lord of hosts will make for all people A feast of choice pieces, A feast of wines on the lees, Of fat things full of marrow, Of well-refined wines on the lees"

God isn't following the cholesterol problem, obviously.

Is that area considered a no-fly zone or something?

MrPresident1:
Unlike atheists and satanists who consciously and deliberately deny the existence of their creator, human hyenas, they deny because they want the freedom to act instinctively like the wild hyenas, free from the shackles of reason and conscious morality.

And which creator would that be? The Muslim one? Or the Christian one?

lilcutie8916:
thanks professor

You're welcome, but please don't mention this s)hit to anyone.

italo:
You miss it.

I'm not asking you to respect me...or God. I'm asking you to respect yourself.

It's not us you're insulting. It's your self you're degrading to the level of lower beasts.

You don't deserve it. You're a human being with God-given dignity.

Be a man...you're not the first to be out thought on the internet.

See what I mean? SMH. You're like an internet troll, aren't you?

TROLL ALERT.

lastmessenger:
Then you are yet to understand the plan of God for us.you can't tell me that good guys from other religion are not going to be saved simply because they refused to worship in the same house or mansion with you.
Christ died for the sins of the whole World. Christ is not only in the church house. The spirit of Christ is everywhere appealing to spirit of men to accept his ways.Like I said earlier God gives everybody the same opportunity to be saved.
It is a wrong thinking to think that others are going to hell simply because they did not accept your religion.christ is beyond the church and religion.

99% of the local NL Jesus community dare to disagree with you. And they come armed with bible verses. We could put that to the test.

musKeeto:
Or he dug a little too deep. Probably burst her stomach walls.

Stomach? Or BRAIN? Hahaha. I'm sure this guy reached brain oh, through the lower abdomen and up through the esophagus.

italo:
Hey friend, I understand it's frustrating when someone demontrates how deficient and uninformed your reasoning is, but you dont have to make a mockery of yourself by going so low.

Get yourself together. Be a man.

I'd rather worship the collective faeces deposited on earth daily, than worship that imaginary FEEL-GOOD, anything-goes, b)itch God in your head.

You have absolutely ZERO FEAR of your Chihuahua deity, why should I glorify your insanity with a modicum of respect?

NL has an INSULT advisory warning. I wonder why they also don't have one for MARKED IDIOCY?

italo:
Lying cannot also help your frustration at not being able to prove the Bible wrong, sorry.

See gibberish.

italo:
you're frustrated you can't prove the Bible wrong.

You're doing an EXCELLENT job on that end all by yourself.

Have you banged your pee hole God yet in his arse? Or did he send you out here to LIE and make a fool out of yourself again?

Hahaha. A wet Chihuahua is more ferocious than your homo deity.

lanre316:
This is nothing new. They come and go. They achieve popularity and make money off the gullibilities of hyper-religious Nigerians. Emmanuel Eni, Iyke Nathan Uzorma and plenty more I can't even begin to mention. Who do I blame? Gullible Nigerians who are too dumb to see through the lies or the smart conmen who takes advantage of their gullibility.

Milton Blahyee. He's not Nigerian though, but the spirit of deception thrives within him, probably got it from one of his role models like Eni and co.

lilcutie8916:
What a huge load of crap

I believe it's called a giant TURD. A huge load of crap is a giant turd.

BossTtdiamonds:
The above is a silly excuse #NoOffence... You don't need a doctrine to start with, all you need to do is embrace Christ.

Where is dis Christ, make I embrace am? I hope you don't mean SPIRITUAL embrace, you will only be ADDING to the confusion, not diminishing it.

yazach:
Can you please explain how he fell on his face, using picture will be preferable

Don't forget, he fell on his face to pray, how is it similar to the way Christians pray or they are anti-christ?

Jesus also wore a SEAMLESS gown during prayers. Where is yours?

kelechiMarie:
My mum told me one story about a man and woman who got stuck on each other in one hotel around marina,the hotel staff were unable to separate them and they eventually called the woman's husband and he was able to separate them
So maybe it does happen

Dang, the guy must have been packing for him to get stuck in the box of a grown woman.

R94A21:
sukkot, I'm not sure if you watched/read my work but isn't it funny how we both came up with similar dates since late August? My dates were 28 August (Russian incursion/ISIS massacre), 21 September (Anti-war protest against Russian government in Moscow), 30 October (Russia-EU-Ukraine gas deal & Sweden's recognition of Palestine state). Although I claimed these dates as WW3 back then, I essentially predicted historically significant dates that were related to WW3. Now my last prediction was on today, 19 Nov 2014 UTC. So far quite quiet, but if my numerology is right, then something big will happen, whether that is WW3 or not (e.g. Energy Crisis in Europe). You can search R94A21 on YouTube if you're interested.

Something BIG did happen. I took a 12 lb dump and almost dialed 911.

lastmessenger:
I really want to agree with you but like the op said if I am born somewhere in Iraq the chances that I will be a Christian is very small. I may probably be one of those Isis fighter in Iraq.
Now this is my personal convinction. God gives everybody opportunity to come to him wherever you are whatever religion you may belong to.some people without knowing it have accepted the spirit of Christ and those people not minding the religion behave like Christ.do you know that there are some Muslims that shed tears when they see fellow Muslims killing Christian or the people of other faith( such a muslim is a Christian by nature and would be saved whether he literally confesses Christ or not)
I do not share in the op thought on switching religion. It does not work like that.

This is not biblical. Salvation comes by accepting Jesus as Lord and saviour ONLY, not by shedding tears for dead Christians.

italo:
I will show you when you show me where I said you "said" it never existed.

You're the liar and ignoramus.

"Oh! Inverted Hanging suddenly exists. Hours ago you thought it didnt."

Are you a mind reader? What's the meaning of the quote above?

Your God is smaller than my pee hole considering how you LIE at will.

How can you say that your pee hole God exists and yet you LIE EVERY TIME you get a chance?

Benthic dweller.

Go and bang your pee hole God. In the rear end.

italo:
Oh! Inverted Hanging suddenly exists. Hours ago you thought it didnt.

ignoramus.

I never said it didn't exist. Show me where I said it didn't exist. Christian Liar.

italo:
http://en.m.wikipedi/Hanging

Read about INVERTED HANGING here.

Now you know you're the liar, cheat and ignoramus.

You can't possibly be this stupid. Were you too f)cking dumb and lazy to READ your OWN LINK on inverted hanging?

It is a form of PUNISHMENT, dummy, not something someone does TO HIMSELF. #Halfwit

TheLight001:
Yes their was. The race which the devil belongs to.

And where did they live?

Africans and superstition.

The second marriage is invalid because she did not divorce her first husband.

The husband should divorce her and then file for alimony.

There is a commandment against telling lies. The word "politician" has become synonymous with the word "liar."