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Jokes EtcRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Kill Me Even Before Marriage (+PICTURE) by Weah96: 4:42pm On Nov 17, 2014
misscastle:
The flogging is to make sure he values the wife, dummy. undecided
The flogging is to make sure he values the wife, dummy.
That makes perfect sense. #madness#
Christianity EtcRe: Why Some Angels Have Wings And Others Dont by Weah96: 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2014
gatiano:
xaxaxaxaxax lol. mules with horns, unbelievable. still, a mule is a mule and a goat is a goat.
If this is a mule, then angels are human beings with wings.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Some Angels Have Wings And Others Dont by Weah96: 3:56pm On Nov 17, 2014
gatiano:
mules don't have horns

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Was Afraid To Die On Nigeria Airways Flight by Weah96: 3:53pm On Nov 17, 2014
dorox:
Don't mind him at all, because of his unbelief he doesn't know that driving car on holy spirit is a common occurence among among christians like us with strong faith.
In fact I did so much at one time until the spirit asked me that if I don't buy fuel how do I expect the fuel attendant to feed his family? grin grin grin
I once made a call on a Samsung Galaxy while the battery was completely dead. God is wonderful!

If I hadn't made that call, my lights would have been turned off before I got back to the house. #Blessings#
Christianity EtcRe: Why Some Angels Have Wings And Others Dont by Weah96: 3:43pm On Nov 17, 2014
Do all unicorns have horns?
Christianity EtcRe: Why The Christian Heaven Will Not Be A Heaven At All by Weah96: 2:43pm On Nov 17, 2014
FOLYKAZE:
Lol

Ignorance is a disease. . .. .while weah96 is proud of his infection.

Have a nice day.
Nobody here is illiterate. Fair minded people can identify who the dumb beast is.
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by Weah96: 2:39pm On Nov 17, 2014
italo:
Are you saying it is impossible he hung himself from the feet...or there is nothing like "inverted hanging?"
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying, you shameless person. You don't have a conscience, after all. You're a liar, a cheat, and a liar.
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by Weah96: 10:35am On Nov 17, 2014
italo:
He could have hung himself from the feet.

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Sure, that's as good a way to kill oneself as any, right? #BRAIN DISEASE#
Christianity EtcRe: Why The Christian Heaven Will Not Be A Heaven At All by Weah96: 10:33am On Nov 17, 2014
FOLYKAZE:
Pls tell us what Ori and Ori Apesin is or jus shut the re.tard noise
I'm not telling you s)hit. Go bang yourself, crazy person.
Christianity EtcRe: Why The Christian Heaven Will Not Be A Heaven At All by Weah96: 10:31am On Nov 17, 2014
omostar:
I am sorry, but you make no sense to me. undecided
Srry, replied the wrong post.
Christianity EtcRe: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by Weah96: 8:31pm On Nov 16, 2014
plaetton:
Even the bacteria in your potbelly cheesy has influences on you, not skydaddy, unless by skydaddy, you are referring to the heavenly bodies.
Most people underestimate, or take for granted, the importance of stars, especially our own. We couldn't even be in orbit, if the mass of the Sun wasn't literally bending space.

But then again most people believe in a sky daddy, so that explains it.
Christianity EtcRe: A Medical Doctor Verifys And Confirms 10 Cases Of Faith Healing by Weah96: 8:26pm On Nov 16, 2014
Themandator:
Just reading bishop Oyedepo' book on thought shall not be barren I got healed of arthritis....

Nobody prayed for me.... Just reading that great book and I got my healing
All praise to Jesus for curing an inflamed joint. Some people prefer to apply heat to the area.

Now if he had cured your rheumatoid or osteoarthritis that would be a miracle.
Christianity EtcRe: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by Weah96: 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2014
sukkot:
so whats your point ? you are haggling over a few hours ?
Nah, I'm trying to say that your time is running out. Like this is an emergency, if the God who revealed this information to you doesn't start this war, maybe you should try to do something.
Christianity EtcRe: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by Weah96: 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2014
sukkot:
hey, like i said 22nd is the official end of the ninth hour. so wait for it. before the 22nd in 5 days time you shall see some thangs that will blow your mind sire
"Before the 22" doesn't come in 5 days. Five days from now will in fact be the 22nd of November.
Christianity EtcRe: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by Weah96: 6:18pm On Nov 16, 2014
sukkot:
i never said no such thing. the world is never ending. it is here to stay forever. ecclesiastes 1 vs 4 shocked
WW3?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Was Afraid To Die On Nigeria Airways Flight by Weah96: 5:10pm On Nov 16, 2014
What happened to "I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith?"

MOGs today RUN from heaven faster than Usain Bolt in a 100m dash.

It's better to SELL heaven to people than enter it.
Christianity EtcRe: A Medical Doctor Verifys And Confirms 10 Cases Of Faith Healing by Weah96: 5:06pm On Nov 16, 2014
cold:
You'll pass away & that's the end of the world for you. Same applies to everyone else.
LOL. Good one.
Christianity EtcRe: A Medical Doctor Verifys And Confirms 10 Cases Of Faith Healing by Weah96: 4:35pm On Nov 16, 2014
Miracles happen and yet pastors have access to the best health insurance policies everywhere?

Do I look like a fool to you? Hahaha.

The pediatric cancer ward at St. Jude's is filled with little kids that are scared out of their wits.

Most of them are stage 4, but I'm expected to believe that the armed robbers who spared your life did so because of your ramblings from the previous night?
Christianity EtcRe: Joagbaje’s Miracle HIV Healing Claim Debunked by Weah96: 4:20pm On Nov 16, 2014
shdemidemi:
I dare you to show us your miracles or name one man that can wrought sincere wonders.
DAMN, dis wan no be small gauntlet oo.
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by Weah96: 3:53pm On Nov 16, 2014
JackBizzle:
You are lucky that I wasnt the one that caught you in this lie. grin grin


When someone hangs himself, is it not death by strangulation (of the rope)?

Also how did Judas manage to fall head-long while trying to hang himself?

If he did hang himself, he would be dead in a standing (floating normally) position.





Guy, your lies are not confusing anyone
According to him, Judas hanged himself and then his dead body later fell headfirst causing his stomach to burst open.

There was a heavy wind in the field, and the branches from which he was dangling broke, causing his body to perform a 180 degree midair flip which landed him on his head.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Was Afraid To Die On Nigeria Airways Flight by Weah96: 3:43pm On Nov 16, 2014
linearity:
Nigeria Pilot in the house correct me if am wrong..it does not appear to be part of proessional training or conduct for a Pilot to say over the speaker that "Plane is going to crash land" it does not sound right and will set panic in motion in the Plane, which contrary to what anyone wants at
No pilot on the planet will say some stoopid shyt like that. This story, along with his miracles, is a lie.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Was Afraid To Die On Nigeria Airways Flight by Weah96: 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2014
What's the point of heaven, if MOGs are themselves TERRIFIED of going there?
Christianity EtcRe: Why The Christian Heaven Will Not Be A Heaven At All by Weah96: 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2014
omostar:
But did you have any choice in coming to this wold or not in the first place?
According to Folly, they are Gods possessed by another God called GEJ. HAHAHA.
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by Weah96: 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2014
italo:
My conscience? You finally renounce the Judgement seat?

You have momentarily come to your senses. Kudos.
Do the right thing.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Jesus Have 23 Chromosomes? by Weah96: 6:35am On Nov 16, 2014
ayoku777:
And you're right, Christ's body or humanity was brought forth by the union of Mary and Mary; the union of the seed of the woman and the egg of the woman.

But one thing you shouldn't forget is that Jesus is the Word of God, and the word of God is Spirit. Just as every human being is fundamentally a spirit being, tabernacled in a soul that is tabernacled in a body (like your bone marrow, your bone and your fesh)

So Jesus is divinity tabernacled in humanity. He is the Word of God encapsulated in flesh and blood. The seed of the Word in the seed of the woman.

So I believe the Holy Spirit implanted the seed of the Word in the seed of the woman. I love to believe the humanity of Jesus was all Mary, with the supernatural help of the power of God, ofcourse -to produce both seed and egg.
OK, if you say so. You seem pretty convinced.
Christianity EtcRe: Today is all souls - What Does The Bible Say About Praying For The Dead? by Weah96: 6:32am On Nov 16, 2014
italo:
That's off-topic.

It is biblical to pray for the dead.

smiley
LOL. You're hard headed, like Charles Taylor. Do you have red hair like him too?
Christianity EtcRe: The More I Grow The More I Get Confused With Religion by Weah96: 5:07am On Nov 16, 2014
italo:
What purpose does it serve?

Judas hanged himself...and Judas fell head-long and burst open.

You cannot prove that to be impossible.
LOL. Let your conscience be the judge.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Jesus Have 23 Chromosomes? by Weah96: 3:10am On Nov 16, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
Then, it's Gabriel!
Yes, he does have a p)enis, I suppose. Angel p)enis.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Jesus Have 23 Chromosomes? by Weah96: 1:33am On Nov 16, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:
I think the holy spirit was the drone.
But the holy spirit isn't HUMAN though. A drone bee and a queen bee are still members of the same species.

A union with the holy spirit could not have produced a human being, let alone a MALE human.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Jesus Have 23 Chromosomes? by Weah96: 12:37am On Nov 16, 2014
Abuamam:
However, on a general note, virgin births in many animal species are common, and result in the normal number of chromosomes. So scientific precedent exists.
Google 'parthenogenesis'.
What do you mean by normal chromosomes? Is it normal for the mom to contribute ALL of the alleles?

Parthenogenesis has never been observed in humans, and if it were to occur, the offspring will ALWAYS be a FEMALE. There would be no Y chromosome. EVER!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Was Jesus Christ Before Earth? ...michael? by Weah96: 12:10am On Nov 16, 2014
Mathicks:
lmao. Muslim folks will come and eat you up now.
LOL, these NL Muslims eat NL Christians for breakfast.
Christianity EtcRe: Gays & Lesbians Are Sinners And They Will Go To Hell If... by Weah96: 10:54pm On Nov 15, 2014
VirginFinder:
In a sense, you are right that Jesus is the Almighty God.

Every other thing you typed is heretic trash capable of landing you in hell.
You're going to hell too, for ignoring Allah and his prophet Mohammed.

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