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tosyne2much:
Food don come for atheist... Lemme watch how they will start calling pastors thieves

This guy, you won't kill me with laughter. This is what we call a "low hanging fruit." Anyone wit hand fit reach collect am.

mrZENographer:
Yes he was so wise that the Queen of Sheba fainted because of his wisdom. The marvellous wonders she heard about him was enough. She came and saw that what she heard was not only true but a piece of cake. Solomon also answered all her questions that no wise man, mystic or socerer had answers to and more.

King Solomon made gold to be as plentiful as stones in Isreal.

Twenty years from now, someone with jonydon22's brain will say Buhari was never a president of Nigeria and Abacha was a loving and peaceful man who lived until 2016. He also invented sport cars.
Someone with okeke00's brain will say that the reason for fuel scarcity in Nigeria was the christians. It's pathetic that such human beings do exist.

Solomon was using Viagra. That was why the queen of Sheba fainted, he finished her with his iron rod and pointed staff.

janefarms2015:
weah96, why did u just waste ur mb correcting those who are under hypnotism? Its like juju, there's nothing we can say to open their eyes, imagine one fellow just commented here that no account of fake miracle in d bible! Kai! See d brain wash from our pastors that ppl can't just pick their bibles n read, Nigeria is doomed wt religion

I have unlimited WI-FI, my brother. Otherwise, I won't even bother.
The pastors are the most difficult because they are already agnostics pretending to be Christians. Someone who talks to god and yet commits sins daily is like a cocaine dealer who opens market in front of police precinct. It's like you're just doing everything to enter cell or hell fire. LOL.

analice107:
I don't expect you to believe me. And sincerely I don't care. I don't owe you. If I will lie using the name of Jesus, then I will be the one to answer for my deceit, not you. Don't bother, move along.

I should allow you to lie only because you will receive a posthumous punishment, abi? See your mentality? It's the same reason why females receive belle from their pastors, they believe that a human being will not lie in Jesus name. So they commot the pants allow the pastor enter goalpost.

analice107:
I. Faith has helped me. I shd ve been an Amputee today but for God. If faith hasn't helped you, no shakes leave faith alone.

Let me give you a testimony of " who Faith Don Help". I was in an hospital some years back. I and the Radiologist became friends, in his free time, he will come to my ward, and we will gist. One day, he came not looking very bright, I asked why, he told me he wasn't feeling fine. What was it? He said he had Kidney Stone. How did stones get into your kidney, you swallowed stones? He tried to laugh. He explained what that meant, I was really getting to know about that then. I guess I was hearing about it, but didn't really pay much attention. It didn't have a cure, but drugs and more drugs to keep the excruciating pain down.
He told me he had had it for years, and had been constantly in pains and had to go about with his drugs. And very expensive drugs too.
Him being a Core Catholic, who don't believe in that part of Christianity, made light, when I told him God could heal him. He laughed a condescending laughter, I still took his hands in mind and prayed, standing on my own faith, not his.
I didn't give it much thought after then. Not long, I was discharged and went home. Months later, I went for checkup, now, he was the one excited, He didn't even know when the pains ceased, it was his wife who noticed that he had not been in pains for a some time, then he tried to remember the last time he had bought drugs, it was the drugs he bought before I prayed for him.
He was so excited when he was telling me how for the first time in years he had been free from pains. He was all thanks, and I said, "No find trouble for me ooo", go your church and testify that God healed you.
So, you see? Faith helped someone.
Stay there. The day all of these, will fail you, you'll realise that all your words are noise and are empty.

Pastors usually tell cool stories during sermons to edify their pockets.

How can you lay in a hospital bed receiving treatment and then ask the medical pesin to pray for his own illness without receiving slap?

That's like going to deposit money in your bank and then advising the bank teller to bury her own money in the back yard. And she does!!

analice107:
Point out the miracles and prove they are fake

You must be a pastor, the worst liars on planet earth. Forget the fake miracles, your whole Bible is fake, how's that?

Have you actually spoken to your god?

sam4eva777:
Miracles are real! I am a miracle myself. A video by a delusional individual doesn't change reality. whether he faked it or not, he was still a tool in the hand of God.

When you say God, what do you mean? Are you referring to the voice or creature that instructed the bronze age Jews to write a book and give to you? Or are you implying a more general connotation?

Akshow:
Let's just say I'm agnostic. I'm not convinced that there is God as projected in any religion and I'm not also completely opposed to the idea that there is one. Just need to be convinced with logical facts. I am however against all sort of organize religion. I believe in humanity.

Be careful how you dismiss the general word God, you could easily find yourself in a prolonged discussion with a Christian or Muslim here. It can all be avoided by clarifying your position early.

A fool says there is no God. A wise man asks for the definition of the word God before dismissing all or some concepts of it.

skinflint:
Genuine miracles still exist. Mom used to have fibroid and went to a hospital where she was scheduled to be operated. On a historic day, she went for her regularly Wednesday prayers at her church. Already, another woman who had same ailment was being prayed for and mom quickly joined them to pray. A vision came amidst the ongoing prayer that someone amongst them was being operated on spiritually. The next day, she went to the same hospital where she had been scheduled to have an operation and asked the doctor to run another check-up on her inwhich the result showed no fibroid found. I believe in miracles and I know for sure genuine ones still exist. But I ask, why was the actual woman whom the prayer was initially focused on not get her healing but my mom?

I don't believe the story. First of all, how do you know that the other woman remained unhealed? Did you follow her after service?

Pastors will preach the gospel at 10 AM and be phucking a choir member at 5 PM. Then they will both show up for Bible study on Tuesday.
The Bible god clearly does not punish liars in this life, Christians/Pastors are not afraid of telling lies, even on the pulpit.

You may be telling the truth, but because Christians/pastors love to tell lies in general, I don't believe you. Who knows, you might be a pastor yourself. Pastors are known for telling bone-chilling lies
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fortunechy:
end time evangelist

From the 70's, over 40 yrs ago?

Akshow:
Not too sure about source of universe but very sure that the idea that it was created by a God in seven days is ludicrous.

So what you're saying is that you disapprove some definitions of the word God but not all of them? The book writing gods in organized religion, for example, are not the only concept there is of the word. There are other ideas and definitions of the word.

Akshow:
not only Christian God but the idea of God in general.

Are you saying that the universe didn't have a source? Because God can also imply the source of the universe.

Buhari turning Naija into Zimbabwe.

Esseite:
why do you still have chimps and orang-utans if we evolved from them?

We didn't. Where did you hear that?

Ayomivic:
if God forgive without killing or sacrificing a sould how do we appreciate him?

Is this a question or your own way of expressing frustration at the strength of the question asked?
Why is it that Bible god must sacrifice something with blood before he can fight his enemy? An enemy, BTW, who was manufactured in his heavenly angel factory.

KingEbukasBlog:
What exactly is the point of this thread

Watch the video and see if your question remains?

TheCEO1004:
Oooooo! u are a scientist right! Can science prove how the Red sea parted? Can science prove how everything came into existence? Can science prove what happens to a man when asleep? Can science explain how Jesus Christ resurrected? Even great scientist of ages still believe there is God. Many more...

Note God is not in the sky. God's throne in Heaven besides He is everywhere.

Can you prove that a man name Jesus resurrected from the dead? Can you explain to me how an entire cemetery can commot begin enter market and yet we only hear about Jesus own? A whole cemetery resurrected, and no one from the receiving family members kept a diary? The mayor didn't call a holiday?

I call BS.

delexy123:
And the name of the subatomic source? and how did the source came to existence? Am seeing 'Laws of Attraction' or Think and grow rich' ? if you digest the complex scientific theory of how life itself came into existence and the extreme fine tunning of each component atom then you will know it takes more than a subatomic source to create a life and yes, it takes an all knowing supreme being to compute all these atoms together to create life. When scientists repeat the mysterious feat of creating life from these very rare and complex atoms, then I will considerable that God is a subatomic source or he does not exist.

I call it the pair of nothing particles and I believe that they haven't yet been identified/isolated. Scientists call them virtual particles, if I'm not mistaken. It is a particle with mass, and no mass. Meaning that sometimes it is nothing and at other times it becomes something. However, when it is being observed or studied by humans, it permanently assumes one form or the other: nothing or something. What determines a nothing particle from a something particle like photon or neutron is the length of time it stays alive.

Scientists didn't create life, the pair of virtual particles did. In fact, science can only study the material version of this particle, it's nothing version cannot be isolated because humans cannot study nothing.

Purpletee:
My friend is also black and beautiful... Nothing special.

She looks conceited though. Pretty but conceited.

waxxydude:
The question is will you see her at night?

You'll have to equip your room with streetlights so yo can enjoy the pvssy @ night.. Goodluck sha

Her pvssy is shiny red son, bee lee dat.

sonOfLucifer:
No chop animal wey die natural death. But you fit chop pikin sha.
2 kings 6:29
we boiled my son and ate him; and I said to her on the next day, 'Give your son, that we may eat him'; but she has hidden her son."

Jeezuz!

funbat:
i stumbled up on dis bible verse today and was suprised. deutaronomy 14: 21( you must not eat Any animal that was found dead, u may give to foreign residents who is inside
r cities, and may eat it, or it may be sold to foreigner. for you are holy people to your God)
please someone should help m explain it

Old Testament. Your Jewish god changed his rules later. You can eat anything now, but you must still remit your tithes every month. The money part didn't change.

joyandfaith:
it is better to die hoping for something than to die for nothing.
atheists die for nothing

It's better to build hope on truths rather than lies, especially in a life or death situation. An ugly poor man cannot hope to have hordes of pretty girls fall for his ugly looks. But he can hope to one day earn enough money to attract hordes of pretty girls.

Your kind sell false hope, which is a kind of hope that is based on a blatant lie. Pretty girls are not attracted to ugly homeless men in life. Likewise, ancient tribal Jews did not communicate with the creator of the universe, who gave them messages to pass on to other people. You base your deathbed hope on an obvious 419 scam, when you could just as easily rely on Mother Nature who is real.

LOL, the existence of sin proves that the Bible god is fake.

There is a certain way that human beings act when they know for a fact that an authority figure is watching.
A high school student in Lagos won't spark up a marijuana cigarette in front of his father.

Cocaine dealers don't set up shop in front of the police precinct.

Husbands don't have affairs with girlfriends in the presence of their wives.

All human beings stop doing wrong when a figure of authority is watching.

Why is it that pastors impregnate choir members, presumably under the watchful eye of the Attorney General in the sky? Two reasons spring to mind:

1. The pastor knows that the police god is watching and doesn't fear the repercussions notwithstanding. This is unlikely because humans fear getting caught in the wrong by any authority figure. Even the most brazen bank robbers will wear masks to hide their identity, just to eliminate the chance of being punished.
2. The pastors are sure that the police precinct is empty, meaning that they do not believe that the Bible god is there. Cocaine dealers will set up shop in front of an empty police precinct, only if they know that no one is there.

TheCEO1004:
Only a fool says there is no God.

Depends on what you refer to as God. There is no Bible god, but we do have a subatomic source. So you're absolutely right, but for the wrong reason.

carlzy:
Simple proof, read up the prophecies of the endtime in the bible which was written ages ago, and tell me if they ain't all coming to pass in our world today. Who can tell the end from the beginning? God!

Which prophecies? That there will be war and rumors of wars?
Hahaha. Be very careful, a gullible person like you can easily be tricked into worst things. Emancipate yourself.

Humans have been fighting wars before your Bible authors even began using hard drugs. They smoked what they smoked and then came to tell your that there will be wars and rumors of wars.

In the US, it's a blessing in disguise. U can recover all of your money by calling the owner. Just tell them that your money got stuck in the dispenser. Usually only a small portion gets stuck, but that's their problem not yours.

RIP. Kimbo Slice, Ali, and now Keshi all gone within 3 days time.

Muafrika2:
Hitler was a person who thought that all the problems that Germany faced were due to its religious citizens.



Hitler is yours atheists,

All this time, I thought he was battling the Jews and their domination of the international banking system. But here you are telling me that it was about religion.

In the US, most Nigerians cook Nigerian dishes at home anyway.

dipznano:
Are you for real??

Yes. They are not threatened by Islamic Jihad.