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EntertainmentRe: Bird Turns To An Old Woman!!! by weazley(m): 9:17pm On Jul 30, 2013
wale adenuga productions, *red curtain opens* #in essence's voice# this is supa storiii......
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 9:07pm On Jul 30, 2013
*wears pencil jeans fited sleeves and bow tie, clears throat and sings in dbanjs voice,* am just an oliivaaa , olivaa olivaa twist, oga zuby asantesana for d post, buh * scratches head and faces d floor* I no bellefuul o, my oga dem don finish suya chop onions join, so pls nak anoda one dus nyt biko,
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CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie Tops Forbes' Highest-paid Actresses List With $33 Million by weazley(m): 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2013
my fantancy bride, ur head is dere jare
BusinessRe: BMW Unveils First All-electric Car by weazley(m): 11:03am On Jul 30, 2013
lol,imagine, and later there would b fake china ba3s lyk in mobile fone, on 3rd mainland wit top speed and ya speedometer flashes ba3empty, plus no solar cos its rainnin, na heaven tins bdat.
PhonesRe: How To Convert Java Phone To Android by weazley(m): 7:43pm On Jul 29, 2013
OCTAVO: Wetin be dis? grin chei!
I'm out grin
As in eh, dis one na high level language, beta just buy n3, than stress yasef, *takes okada back to frontpage*
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Gun Down 25 Civilians In Borno by weazley(m): 7:39pm On Jul 29, 2013
damn, I thought dis guys were on hibernation till after d fast??
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 7:36pm On Jul 29, 2013
*comes in with suya, cold kunu and mat* lemme relax here till tomoro, dont want to miss front row wen d action begins, *looks left and right, opens suya and starts eating*
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 7:25pm On Jul 24, 2013
Cant wait for anoda post, zubby oya o, to tell d truth I read ur stories b4 goin to bed, evrynyt and I found out it has an influence wen I dream, instead of d usual mascurade chasin me about in ma dream, I actually fynd mysrlf in germany, zuby dis ya thread na my balium 5 so I need my usual daily dose as recomended, thanx
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PoliticsRe: Mother Of First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan Dies In Auto Crash by weazley(m): 9:09am On Jul 23, 2013
Rip mama patience, damn dis would b anoda avenue for mrs 1st lady to shoot bullets, *gbagaun mode activated*
FamilyRe: 9 Yr Old Girl Died While A 20 Yr Old Boy Was Making Love With Her by weazley(m): 8:46am On Jul 20, 2013
manslughter, childabuse, misdemeanor... Dis guy own don finsh, u c dis drastic effect of masturbatin? He was too shy to approach his mates, na 9yr old.. Mtchew, die in prison jare,
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 3:25pm On Jul 18, 2013
zubby na fyn boi o, c as im pose fir im dp on WP, no wonda u de slice girls like bread, buh on a serious note zubby, this story is really nice, its got suspense romance.adventure action and all, its just d kind of country that we ar in, if not I suggest u try dis out on a big screen as a series, e go relly make brain, but wit our alaba bois high morale, u go c d dvd collection b4 u finish editin ur own real copy lol, zubby u neva dissappoint, thanx for this , can u imagine my hrt was actually skippin beats wen I was readin d part u wanted to sell d motorola and message to madam grace, wit nuno tryn to play smart, I hang ma pant as flag for u, I pray I dont get a hrt attck b4 chapter 100, d story too tough, *cleans face wit cloth sits on d floor and waits for d next episode*
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m):
zubby, aka nigerian jamesbond notin do u,
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 7:22pm On Jul 15, 2013
*drinks warm water clears throat, and sings in flavours voice* aafrican writer numba one ooo, oo, zubby d paper and pen magician oh o, everibodi putarnu, *forgets chorus and skips to favourite part of d chorus* EWWOOOHH ZUBBY E GHE GBUNMADU OOO.
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Science/TechnologyRe: Apple To Probe Death Of Chinese Woman Who Used Iphone When It Was Charging by weazley(m): 7:01pm On Jul 15, 2013
woa, been doin dis without knwin its consequencies, na God dey save person,
But come to think of it, scenerios dat cos d death o ppl abroad dont kill nigerians, why?
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2013
*singing in flavours voice* african writer numba one oooo, zubby paper and pen magictian ooo, evry body putarnu kain *chops mouth* hmmn hmmnn, ewoo zubby e ghe gbun mmadu o
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 4:40pm On Jul 14, 2013
*singing in flavours voice* african writer numba one oooo, zubby paper and pen magictian ooo, evry body putarnu kain *chops mouth* hmmn, ewoo zubby e ghe gbun mmadu o
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Make Money Through Sport Betting by weazley(m): 4:07pm On Jul 14, 2013
Thank God I found dis, been lookin for such on NL
@OP pls which bettin site would u recommend, plus am a novice on dis and I plan to fllw dis thread al d way, so pls try to simply evry point for greenhorns like me , thanx
FoodRe: Kinds Of Concoction Food You Ate Or Cooked In School? by weazley(m): 8:11pm On Jul 13, 2013
soakin garri and digestive biscuit
Business To BusinessRe: Pls, How Do I Sue Airtel Network For Cheat? by weazley(m): 4:40pm On Jul 13, 2013
F.T.C, eiya, y sef go de download series, ?
well gudluck sueing
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is She Using Me To Get What She Want by weazley(m): 9:02pm On Jul 12, 2013
ASK

Foreign AffairsRe: Thief Falls Asleep During Robbery by weazley(m): 7:36pm On Jul 12, 2013
Sky-walker:
we are not clicking
God bless u broda, this op is a new version of kemi
SportsRe: West Brom Ban Peter Odemwingie From First Team Dressing Room by weazley(m): 3:40pm On Jul 12, 2013
Choi, firstclass relegation,
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don't You Eat Before Church? by weazley(m): 1:26pm On Jul 07, 2013
Because I may experience running stomach, constipation or gas, d last time I droped an atomic in church, .... even me shock at d climatic interference it caused in church dat day, *makes sign of d cross*Have mercy lord,
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 1:20pm On Jul 07, 2013
Choi, till tomorrow,? Lemme go back to page 1 and read again, b4 I reach here tomorrow go don reach..
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by weazley(m): 7:31am On Jul 07, 2013
Oga zubby, please com and continue, u don turn me to addict,
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HealthRe: At Last The Cure For Hiv/ Aids Is Found By Us Doctors by weazley(m): 3:20pm On Jul 05, 2013
y am i not suprised? it aint d first tym am hearin dis cure for hiv sh*t, abeg second to coment jare
CelebritiesRe: OJB suffers in the hands of Nigerian Celebrity by weazley(m): 11:54am On Jun 23, 2013
lol, tribite to ojb,
Mean while am FTC

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