frosbel: Can Adeboye ensure that there is not ONE needy person among his church members before he embarks on this multi-billion naira project to build a 3-km Long Church Auditorium.

This is madness, building more and more edifices while our people are almost dying of hunger, a classical case of taking money from the needy and using it to build babels to the glory of MAN. Reminds me of India who are investing in more weapons of mass destruction when 60% of their people starve, talk of misplaced priorities.

Do not give a penny to this project , pay your rent, bills , feed your children and then give to the poor and needy around you. Go to the Lord in prayer before you donate a penny, I am sure there are worthier causes all around us.

People, it is time you follow JESUS and stop enriching MEN and their dreams. You do not need to go to a specific place to find Jesus, if we have the Spirit , he is always present for he has said " I will never leave you or forsake you ".

Free yourselves from MEN, follow JESUS, on judgement day Adeboye will not save you or stand in for you, on judgement day RCCG will not save you, now is the time to do the right thing and go back to new testament Christianity.

There is still some grey matter in this one's skull.

Listened to a few good ones recently...
Nightwish-Kiss while your lips are still red


Disturbed-Indestructible...this one really gets me going.

DNA1: i hate inception and so many odas but can't remember their names

O come on! Inception is a classic for gudness sake.

Ghost Rider is good bro... Machete and the others might qualify to be called crappy.

DanNafada: My brother once told me-

Before you marry a woman, make sure you don see her first thing in the morning with a really bad cold, before she take bath and when her mouth dey smell. If you still like am, then jolly go marry am. Everything else na secondary!

Your brother is wise...

sureteeboy: *SMH* This is one of the reasons Nigeria is not moving forward. We waste valuable time reading what won't help or change us. Since the day "being intimate" before marriage has been preached, has it ever stopped? We waste time reading stuffs like this while a young girl some weeks back invented a 30secs charger in U.S.A

What have YOU invented?

Daniel0sas: Ar u pple 4 real here...I m abt going to d cafe º°˚˚°º

Why can't you just check it with the device u made this post with?

chronique: Gosh!!! Why I stopped visiting this section and other social networks frequently so as to stop reading about all these infidelity on the part of women as it seems to be escalating daily. The stories I've been reading have been affecting me somehow and making me see almost every girl as a potential cheat. Today that I mistakenly stumbled on this section again,what stares me in the face is a thread on infidelity. I'm not the one you cheated on but I know how I'm feeling and just feel for the dude you're hurting. And I guess you're one of the many chicks I'd meet in public and possibly start liking... What's your excuse for cheating if I may ask? If your guy had done this to you,I'm sure all hell would have been let loose. Now that you're the culprit,you're tryna advice people to lower their views on infidelity to a level that you're comfortable with... I guess you want all of us to go and cheat too so we can understand your predicament and not judge because we've done it. You're like a bad student who has failed and you're giving excuses why you failed. The bible says "judge not that ye may not be judged" but you judged others before. Now that it's your turn,you're trying to soften things... Let me tell you what people with dignity do. They judge themselves with the same standard/measure they use for others,accept responsibility,take the insults that follows,tender unreserved apologies and learn from it. If truly you got any discipline and dignity in you,what you ought to do is report yourself to your man and ask for forgiveness. If he accepts,fine. If not,see it as the price you have to pay for being irresponsible. But telling him you need space when he has done you no wrong,is deciet. You're not being sincere and that not fair.

A THOUSAND LIKES,BRO

donlyone: Therefore Saka shall sleep no more......

Hahahaha...Thou art a knave.

Aleovera: Hello house,

I have been a consistent guest on this forum and decided to hop on to the next level by becoming a member.. yayy

Okay so, as regards the subject, let me start by giving a brief description of myself or the sort of person I used to be. I used to think ofI myself as really disciplined, principled and one who would never compromise her values or standards. Also, I used to be so quick to pass judgement. I never could understand why girls dated married men and deluded themselves into thinking they were in love! Not only did I find such circumstances disgustingly annoying but also judged the ladies as silly, stupid, gullible, irresponsible, thoughtless, selfish and cruel!

I also had zero tolerance for people who cheat on their partners. I saw them as discontented and highly undisciplined individuals.

However, I have had reason to change my perspectives as a result of some recent happenings in my life!

I cheated on my partner with a married man! I am totally shocked at myself! The crazy part of this is that I think I fell in love with this married man! My boo and I are tight and have been together for well over 4years and I always thought I could never be attracted to any other man. I have tried to put an end to this craziness because it just ain't worth it but its so hard.

The purpose of this thread is to:
1) Let you all who think so highly of yourself to be careful lest you fall. Never say never! Never think you are too disciplined or smart or principled to fall for certain temptations. Those who know me will never believe me if I tell them I fell for adultery (I can't even believe myself)

2)Seek counsel from people who have gone through this kind of stuff. You had an affair you knew you had to get out of but just couldn't, how did you deal with it.

What I have been doing lately is praying and deliberately not contacting this married dude. (I still find myself thinking about him)I also told my boo I needed a break!

Please let's discuss maturely as I believe there are so many people going through this kinda stuff but cant share with anyone because of the fear of condemnation and peoples hypocritical and self righteous attitude!

What you did was wrong but since you have obstinately refused to admit it and turn...Just keep calm KARMA USUALLY TAKES HER SWEET TIME WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU

BarbieBlues: D 3 gurls r cute. Buh am waaaaay cuter#wink#. And white men are no biggy believa me,if u live cloz to dem 4 awhile,u'll super-appreciate our black brothers.Personally,u hav to b tall,DARK n hansom 4 me to evn notice u. Iv nva evn dated a fair Nigerian. Don't knw y som black sisters see whites as demi-gods#yarns#. Soooooooooo wot else s new?

Well after reading the bolded part of your post i checked your profile expecting to see an Amazon of some sort...enough said.

Mrs.Chima:
Somebody is jealous of white men.

White men rocks!!!!

Please be quiet...do not shame yourself further.

bxg: 11 in Jss3, Hwz dat possible

It is possible...VERY much so infact.

The writer in question is a HUMORIST...and those points she raised are most likely generalizations and personal observations of friends who happen to be stuck in terrible marriages.I don't understand why most of you are going haywire over them.Well,truth hurts i guess.

2sexy: Ogbeni.. pack for one side. When My ex did hers, I no go lie evil stream through my mind.

I dont want to go into details. But for me, I will torture her psychologically. She never see anything just yet ooo.

Downcasted, that is how it starts. She thinks that she still has you in her palm. As you can see from that message, she hasnt apologise and saying poo happens, right? hahaha... I have noticed that ladies, majority of them act the same. This is typically what my ex did.

Downcasted, this is exactly what will happen. She go continue to dey form for sometime and wouldnt want to say "I am sorry for what I did" As you can see, she dey form at the moment.

Just keep ignoring her...

A time will come when that her yansh don catch fire, she go beg by force! I guarantee you that! She go even beg you in the name of God. That is what my ex did...

Omo, I love how life deal with this good for nothing wasted sp.erms. Each time I see my ex, bele dey sweet me no be small ooo. Omo you don see how life deal with people? She com worwor, old and frustration and regretts is always written all over her.

ah Baba God you too much...

Wow,u must have been really hurt bro...but darn this is kinda mean.I can't blame you though.

kannymoore:

Oga sir..n

That movie "Men Who Stare at Goats" is the "MOST WORSTEST" movie I've ever watched In my whole entire life! And to think two betta actors like George Clooney and Ewan MacGreggor actually were the protagonists of that movie still shocks me to my bone marrows!

Bro...that movie was a good one.Good storyline,subtle and sublime humour,the actors all delivered.Maybe you didn't grasp or just weren't interested in the subject it talked about.

PAGAN 9JA:


what body? he is dead dude. JESUS IS DEAD!


REJOICE FOR THY LORD HATH ARRIVED ON THE CLOUD OF THUNDER!

ALL GLORY IN THE NAME OF AMADIOHA, THE MOST COMPASSIONATE, THE MOST MERCIFUL!

Brother i would surmise from your rants that all is not well with your mind or is this just a ploy to garner cheap popularity?

kambo: how about giving the whole month off as first fruit.
or the week.
whats the big deal about s.ex anyway- if they've waited all these years/months.
they can wait a lil longer .. but!
christian churches have a way of creating arbitrary laws.
Jesus on earth fought the traditions of the pharisees- they were blinded by tradition
and this culture is crippling the church.
Dont add to God's word.
e.g in Rccg, and some other churches. Baptism ,is only performed after the ritual of attending a baptismal
class for weeks!
in the bible, baptism followd salvation.

>>
People rever servants of God (MOG) mor than God because of their larger than life image.
People have problems, they dont know how to pray to God,personally , for an answer,
it must be ,the pentecostal tradition of going to meet one "Daddy",
when the Bible says "Come, boldly to the throne of grace"
"make your request known unto God".
Now, in the bible they're cases where God told a person to go meet his servant.
But that is not always the norm.
In the new testament every believer is a PRIEST qualified to MINISTER DIRECTLY unto GOD!!
how many MOG preach this in their churches? i guess the dependency will drop.

>> Brother wants to marry, the decision must be vetted by MOG!
chei.
too many moo moo's in christianity.
Brother doesnt understand bible verse , he must go meet MOG!
whatever MOG says is law.
imagine the crap deeper life teaches ,that women shouldnt wear gold!
taking whole verses out context!!
so who did create gold for? and why does Jesus wear gold!?
It's so terrible to the extent that , most people ,can't seek God directly on any matter any more,
it must be thru the "Daddy"!.
And these MOG ,some of them aint helping matters at all, they're encouraging the dependency!!

too many stupid christians i'll say. brainless morons in the church. not created so but they dont like to engage their
minds.
no wonder in intellectual circles ,most christian are baba at carrying last-na so so church church them sabi!!!

all these man-made protocols.

You sir encapsulated my thoughts and expressed them in a single piece done with beautiful prose laced with a few smatterings of pidgin for effect...Kudos to You.

kambo: how about giving the whole month off as first fruit.
or the week.
whats the big deal about s.ex anyway- if they've waited all these years/months.
they can wait a lil longer .. but!
christian churches have a way of creating arbitrary laws.
Jesus on earth fought the traditions of the pharisees- they were blinded by tradition
and this culture is crippling the church.
Dont add to God's word.
e.g in Rccg, and some other churches. Baptism ,is only performed after the ritual of attending a baptismal
class for weeks!
in the bible, baptism followd salvation.

>>
People rever servants of God (MOG) mor than God because of their larger than life image.
People have problems, they dont know how to pray to God,personally , for an answer,
it must be ,the pentecostal tradition of going to meet one "Daddy",
when the Bible says "Come, boldly to the throne of grace"
"make your request known unto God".
Now, in the bible they're cases where God told a person to go meet his servant.
But that is not always the norm.
In the new testament every believer is a PRIEST qualified to MINISTER DIRECTLY unto GOD!!
how many MOG preach this in their churches? i guess the dependency will drop.

>> Brother wants to marry, the decision must be vetted by MOG!
chei.
too many moo moo's in christianity.
Brother doesnt understand bible verse , he must go meet MOG!
whatever MOG says is law.
imagine the crap deeper life teaches ,that women shouldnt wear gold!
taking whole verses out context!!
so who did create gold for? and why does Jesus wear gold!?
It's so terrible to the extent that , most people ,can't seek God directly on any matter any more,
it must be thru the "Daddy"!.
And these MOG ,some of them aint helping matters at all, they're encouraging the dependency!!

too many stupid christians i'll say. brainless morons in the church. not created so but they dont like to engage their
minds.
no wonder in intellectual circles ,most christian are baba at carrying last-na so so church church them sabi!!!

all these man-made protocols.

You sir encapsulated my thoughts and expressed them in a single piece done with beautiful prose laced with a few smatterings of pidgin for effect...Kudos to You.

yellowpawpaw: Bullshit!pple should stop misinterpretin d bible.I wonder if d apostles were to be alive today,dey will be constantly askin what dey did wrong by writin those wonderful scrolls.d bible said abstinence,I did that and one hediot is tellin me to continue as 1st fruit sacrifice! nigerians and adding so much drama into d word of God!as I do after my weddin is not her biz! Period!(Sorry,I forgot she is a woman of God,maybe d Holy spirit told her)
Everday of ur life is for God,no special day!

You my friend are certainly not on the path of error.If only more christians could be this rational and think for themselves...IGNORANCE IS DOING MORE HARM TO THE BODY OF CHRIST THAN SIN.