₦airaland Forum

Na turn by turn. Enjoy.

pointblank247:
i feel you, even imagine how they are handling the poor creature, look at how tight the ropes are on an animal that does not run.

Welcome to Nigeria.

Fvck Mtn.

Pretence. Who e epp?

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HL don show.

F**k done hungry am.

Wherever he spends most of his time. Not village, if not village.

liondbrave:
Am ashamed of you

Be ashamed of yourself, it's I'm or I am not Am.
And u r here to defend their literacy?!

Namashobri.

Mailthaddeus:
There is what we call Shame, it pains me to see that she lacks every bit of it. From being d only housemate to give BJ in a live TV to dating a small boy of 21 who is probably in year 2 or so. Well, we already know the end of this r/ship from the begining, it's only a matter of time. See her ye ye face

Na she get her tot*

Most of our soldiers are illiterates.
And their actions confirm it.

Dino, u funny sha.

Atlanticfire:
I have been outside Nigeria for over 5 yrs. I had some money in zenith bank before I left.

The account has not been linked to any bvn because I don't even remember the account number.

I have never held any public office.

So going by the reasoning of the government and the reasoning of some people here, the money in my account must be stolen money that should be forfeited to the government just because the account does not have bvn.

This is a case of guilty until proven innocent.
Why does a government think that robbing it's citizens is a good policy

Well said. Written just the way an Anon would have written.

Fvck am

magoo10:
OK it is not by force.
They should take their drugs to the idps and almajiris in the north who need them most.

I tire for the sudden love.

Anyone can be a suspect including you. If u haven't experienced it, pray you don't. Davido may or may not be involved.

adisabarber:
Is the medical outreach necessary at this time? How can you offer free medical services to people after invading their communities and you expect them to trust you? Did the army conduct enough public enlightenment program? You don't just walk into my child's school and say you are offering free medical services. I tell you say he sick?

Me sef, I tire for the sudden love by the military towards ndi Anambra. We're okay with our health status biko go North go do am we no want TANK U.

kay29000:
The conspiracy theories of military injecting children with monkey pox is sickening. But then again, Nigerian military don't have a good rapport with easterners, so they should just forget the free medical service for now.

They should take it to the North. It is surprising the sudden love they have for ndi Anambra.

This government is sick and stupid... Policy makers playing with policies exercising strength in areas where it isn't needed at the moment. Na experiment? What stops them from developing these hospitals by improving existing systems/structures employing specialist and ensuring their time in and out are logged electronically and used in calculating salaries... Sick policy maker. I'm not a doctor but fvck them all.

muykem:
Good move by FG. They use to create bottleneck in government hospital in other to refer patient to their private hospital.

This isn't true. It hardly happens if at all... Do not generalise it.

kabayomi:
nah Evans type phone be that

Where Evans dey sef?

mdokaba1:
Exactly the scriptures that sprung on my mind when I gave her.

And it gave me inner peace and I felt proud to have lent to the Lord.

You have done nothing wrong... God sees ur heart. You have a reward. Keep doing good. Regards.

OLADD:
To hell with your interpretation. He's only saying Buhari and APC are the greatest scam in the history of mankind.

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anitank:
Very fvcked up!!
I just called up someone who works in uniport and I was told I have to redo the entire clearance process again if I don't have any of the receipts, even if I have my statement of result (which they won't give you without completing clearance)....and I'm wondering why do these people like making life difficult for others

That's the change brought by the current vc. So sad. He is one sided.

jnwankwo:
Another MMM Scam. Everybody beware.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

8. EFCC Fraud Charges
EFCC arrested this guy last year for fraud. Not credible.
http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/


In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.

Save your analysis for an economics class. 5k wouldn't kill us, na awa moni. So fvck you and DSTV. Regards.

Stupid illiterate fools.

SHELL N WAHALA, dem for try copy TOTAL small.

joeace2020:


And that is how more Nigerians will loose their lives to auto accidents for nothing. Africans never learn. If it's not good enough for them white folks, its not good enough for you. Y'all should stop buying junks and using "things hard" as excuse.

It's easier said. Trekking isn't a better option if one can't afford a car in good condition(brand new). We have more problems than rejecting preciously "soaked old cars".
Lose not loose.

blackhinstan:
it from Indian newspaper above
dont be deceived there is no peace yet

I'm not deceived. On my previous post, I didn't display doubts in his source of info even if it's questionable. I was referring to the person with that twitter handle.

He is a biased muf...
Dig deep.

giftq:
PMB masturbates to IPOB news everyday

The Northerners are so excited they're catching every drop.

This guy derives joy in posting bullish-t on twitter especially concerning IPOB. He is a biased muffvcka.

The smell wey u go smell, no be here.