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Just walked by any female hostel and you'll see undies in different sizes and shapes. Some big, some small, some white others not too white, some are new, several have holes

Is he providing shoes for uncle Jona?

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B

What happens to those of us who started elsewhere?

Na wa oo

Hmmm watching

Terrorist wont stop at nothing to perpetuate their hideous crime.

Is it now a crime to be handsome?

But seriously this police story makes no sense at all

Bread and Bean...Trusted partnership

Twelve Igbo youth leaders escaped death in Abuja last Thursday while purportedly on their way to meet with President Goodluck Jonathan, The PUNCH has learnt.

Leaders of Ohanaeze Ndigbo Youth Wing told our correspondent on Monday that the aborted visit to the Villa was at the instance of President Jonathan.

National Organising Secretary, Ohanaeze Youth Wing, Mr. Okechukwu Isiguzoro, alleged that someone who claimed to be Dr. Reuben Abati, Special Assistant to the President on Media, had invited them last Wednesday to meet with Mr. President on Thursday, April 11, 2013 by 4.00pm.

He said, “The so-called Reuben Abati purported that Mr. President wished to dialogue with Igbo youth leaders having done so also with the Arewa and Yoruba youth leaders.”

Isiguzoro, who was part of the trip to Abuja, said they all travelled by night bus that fateful day after clearing with some of their elders.

He said, “At Abuja, the representatives of the so-called Abati lodged us in a hotel at Gwagwalada, remote outskirts of Abuja.

“In the morning of Thursday, April 11, 2013, three vehicles came to the hotel to take us to Aso Rock Villa. But Instead of heading for the Villa, the vehicles sped off to Suleja and we had to query the drivers.

“As an argument raged on along the way, security agents stopped the vehicles at a checkpoint. Rather than stop, the drivers sped off into the bush.”

He said, “We had to trek back to the checkpoint and narrated our encounter with the unknown men to the security agents.

“The security men came to the scene and later towed the vehicles to their base. Investigations are still on however.”

Isiguzoro said no one knew the intentions of those behind the attempt on their lives, but said it is suspected that it was a set up to wipe out some Igbo youths leaders.

“The real Reuben Abati should take up the matter immediately as what happened showed that some people have been impersonating him.

“The circumstances that led to the incident is bizarre and shocking,” he added

http://www.punchng.com/news/igbo-youth-leaders-escape-death-in-abuja/

I wore it better

bcomputer101: PDP 'll win at least 32 states in 2015 -Tukur
While its Chairman, Alhaji Bamangar Tukur, believes that through hard work, the party would win at least 32 states, the Board of Trustees Chairman, Chief Tony Anenih, said, "We will do what we know how to do best" to sweep the polls./

Oga Tukur and Anenih, we know what you do best...rigging.

GBAM

Cock and bull story. Tell that to your children.

I'm watching.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nigerians dont like those polymer denominations. They are weak, fade quick, tear and even melt. The smallest denomination in my wallet starts from 100 Naira and above.

God will severely punish the person that introduced that useless Polymer into our system.

[/quote]Just listen to yourself, you are not making any sense at all. The polymer notes are the way they are because their frequency of circulation and exchange is higher than other notes, that was in fact the main reason why the notes where made of polymer.

GEJ is working.

This is where I remember and respect Great Ife(OAU). As much as Ife use to like Aluta in days gone by, you will never hear of any destruction or killings by student. We call it "Intellectual Aluta" not this touting by Ladokite.

The thing sef come resemble Photoshop.

Dear Reno Omokri,

At least El-Rufai has some intelligence, forget about what governs it. Tell me one person with any iota of intelligence in the entire GEJ cabinet.

Yours Faithfully.
Wellmax

I pray it never happens, if it does, Nigeria will never be the same again.

Paul onminyi: i doubt ur O'level certificate,u lack western education,ur tinkin is 2 primitive vry out-dated. Ve u eva hear anytin cal ogans of govt n deir functions?lo

Oga wey get O level certificate, come carry western education join, can you please write with proper English spellings?

freechat: 1. You sound as though you can vouch for the authenticity of that report.
2. It is called "character assassination", not "constructive criticism" - and nobody condones that.
3. My submission is that every well-meaning Nigerian should vote for a credible candidate, not along party lines. After all your so-called purposeful & dynamic party (APC) parades some corrupt politicians who did not find space to ply their trade under PDP. I don't believe in partisan politics, at least not just yet.

These are the kind of comments that make me weep for Nigeria.
A. If its character assassination, then go to court don't intimidate, there is a away of doing things in a civil society.
B. So cos PDP is full of thieves, you will still vote for GEJ and not PDP, shioooor!

Abati, I'm waiting for your resignation. The looks in your eyes on TV yesterday shows that you are tired of defending lies.

Toktee: slowpoke,if the story is false why cant jonah ignore it,and how do you know that the story iz false,or u are a member of the 40 laptops?

^^^ Finally someone uses his brains. Abeg tell them. If its false, deny or ignore, if you intimidate, then we know its true.

Most people here don't know jack about Journalism. Why will they name their sources? It is not ethical at all.

she was only trying out a gown for a movie

Money + Power = Good marriage

Let me see your face, I will be able to give you a good advice on what to do.