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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
For ritual.

Mmm… well done o… cool

Politics › Re: Cameroon, Niger, Benin Citizens Lament Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 8:21am On Jun 17, 2023

They're lamenting when Nigerians have adapted and moved on already since Day 1!
Wow!
Just wow!!

NaughtyBrainiac:
Wahala be like Bicycle

Is it their fuel?

Imagine!

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Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:18am On Jun 17, 2023

Ofemmanu1:
Aye e ti baje..

Won ti di John Thomas e ni AMURE!

Please let me help you translate this to English! cheesy

OP, you have been ruined.

Your John Thomas has been "girded with a girdle".
cheesy

Just take her anywhere you go… she has become your MTN.

If not for moral decadence, a 19 years old already using and dumping girls!

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Crime › Re: 29-yr-old Man Killed By Abia Vigilante Over Nokia Torch Phone Buried (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:09am On Jun 17, 2023

Man's inhumanity against a fellow man…
And the worse is, only the poor do these things to another poor fellow like themselves.

Imagine getting killed over Nokia Torch phone!

There should be a law penalizing jungle justice, because at times, some of those accused turn out to be innocent.

What a waste of human life!

Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:08am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Maybe.

Why?
What for?

Romance › Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by Westerhoffe(m): 5:07am On Jun 17, 2023

Well, you can't tell the life span on anyone yet…
Some are blessed with long life…
After 2099 comes 2100.

I know man must die one day… only no one knows how, when and where.
For even the Bible says:

Ecclesiastes 9 (KJV)
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⁵ For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.
⁶ Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun.

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Romance › Re: A Guy Made An Obituary Banner For A Girl Who Scammed Him(photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:36am On Jun 17, 2023

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32am On Jun 17, 2023

Godsown0:
Very fatal toy accident 😂

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32am On Jun 17, 2023

jchioma:
Lol! Wahala nor too much? Chop and play all day, what's the result?

I tell you bro!
grin

Romance › Re: My Guinness World Record Attempt 62 Hours (update) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:31am On Jun 17, 2023

SultanOfAbia:
Na your whole family go R.I.P in advance

You're just an attention seeking idiot, who doesn't know what to trend with.
You could have just tried to break a Guinness World Record by attempting to survive a suicide rather than this nonsense you post.

And you see your comment up there, is yours in advance…
Super Ode.

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27am On Jun 17, 2023

Mohisah:
Na where play end be that o! E just be like dem dey on colos... Children don't know anything about billing, feeding, theirs is to cry n play... Wonderful time wey pesin wan run bck to, but can't 😂

Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 1:26am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Westerhoffe do you know this story?

Mmm… Anny69…

Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 1:25am On Jun 17, 2023

Kobojunkie when I called you a blunt soul I know what I was saying.
People like you do not deserve my attention in any way because you lack all the needed experience to engage me in deep interactions.

Come over to this thread and spill your junk trash as usual.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:14am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Westerhoffe, do you know it?

Mmm… you sha want to know my age…

Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 12:47pm On Jun 16, 2023

Electorate:
Ok

O o serious o!
Wetin I talk, wetin you change am to?

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 12:46pm On Jun 16, 2023

MrBroke:
You really got the picture

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Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 12:45pm On Jun 16, 2023

brainhgeek:
That one don even wet diaper join

That's what they call "Pain in the ass".
grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2023

Anny69:
Oh alright thanks. Yeah I'm happy.

Good…

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2023

Kharol1234:
And interesting too

Yea… it is.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:22am On Jun 16, 2023

[quote author=Anny69 post=123830020][/quote]Mmm…
OK.

I stumbled on bestgore.com by accident from a website about an accident that occured wherein a lady was twisted under a can after she was ran over.

I knew about deathaddict.com from someone's comment here on nairaland.com.

That's how I knew about both websites, but bestgore has shut down due to petitions pinned against the site.

Happy now?

Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 10:16am On Jun 16, 2023

Electorate:
Tinubu's company alpha beta collects revenue on behalf of the Lagos state government, now he is planning to merge national revenue agencies into one to be supervised by his company alpha beta for a certain percentage.

Tinubu is about to suck Nigeria's treasury dry while some Nigerians that can't think or use their brain continue to cheer him ignorantly. He go run una street una eye go clear when he finish...Pablo EscoBAT on the beat.

Termite bite you.

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:13am On Jun 16, 2023

The last pic got me…
Be like toy car accident.

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Romance › Re: I Just Finished Watching Woman King And All I Can Say Is That The Movie Was A Gl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:30am On Jun 16, 2023

The real meaning and office of the Woman King was abused in the movie.

A Woman King is a lady, crowned as the king because the late king has no son(s) to ascend the throne. But they made it a warrior instead.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Girls From Far North Always Get Married As Virgins by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24am On Jun 16, 2023

tnerro1:
Hmmmmmm, make we talk?

Smash the table.

Romance › Re: My Guinness World Record Attempt 62 Hours (update) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23am On Jun 16, 2023

SultanOfAbia:
I want to break the record for the longest time of masturbation in 62 hours.
I will masturbate nonstop for 62 hours

I need your support to break this record and make Nigeria proud.

Please support by sharing this post to create awareness of the record I'm about to break

RIP in advance…
Ode.

Education › Re: I Will Like To Break This Kind Of Guinness World Record - ACS-Web-X by Westerhoffe(m): 8:21am On Jun 16, 2023

This is the year of giving it to GWR back to back.
Soon, they will get tired of all the records coming in from Nigeria alone.

Nigeria… a land of heroes.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Wonder Uche Is Spending Like Yahoo Boy by Westerhoffe(m): 8:13am On Jun 16, 2023

Amazon KDP is not for doubters.
That's why it's pointless telling any doubter about it.

AMAZON KDP ROCKS.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 8:11am On Jun 16, 2023

Mmm…
We've always known a Yoruba President is what Nigeria lacks, misses and needs.

Watching in 3D.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:08am On Jun 16, 2023

Anny69:
Okay.

Phew!
Finally she accepts. cool

Politics › Re: 100 Bible Verses That Supports Killing Non-believers(graphic Content, Pics& Vid) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2023

akakurukukaku:
When it comes to social media you have to learn to be concise. No matter how informative or important your write up may be, if it is too long many people will not read it. They will just glance at it and move on. I loved the initial writeup by the OP, but I had to leave the thread because of what you wrote was too long.

Anyway I wish you the best

The headline requires the response, and no other way to go around it. Whoever will read it, will.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:52pm On Jun 15, 2023

Anny69:
Of course, I'm not a psychopath. Why wouldn't you answer me?

I have forgtten how.

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