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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
You're welcome.

Yes, because I doubt there's another mother's day happening this year. It'll be a miracle because?

Mmm… it will sure be a miracle to be a dad by next year.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 12:56pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
I'm wishing you in advance.

You're welcome.

I'd be expecting it next year.

Thanks.

Next year? Then it will be a miracle!

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 12:33pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
That'd be nice.

Happy Father's day! I hope today brings you all the joy and love you deserve.

Don't tell me you're not a father, you'll be one someday. Just say thank you.

Mmm… yea… it would be nice if i were one.

And thanks for the wish.

I'll wish you too on Mother's Day.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
You sounded like one.

Maybe I'm one then.
cool

Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2023

Ashawoman82:
in the early early 2000s as a kid then, I remember a particular time all families were told to put that leaf on their door, my family did it.. I think he's right, it was a popular practice in lag in those days...

Mmm… cool.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 10:57pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Okay.

And how did you think I might be a doctor?

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I'm an exception.

You're suspecting yourself… undecided

Cool thanks!

Anny69 is no execption.
cool

I should have typed that earlier.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Omg! I didn't know this. Are you a doctor?

Negative...
I'm not.

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2023

Ofemmanu1:
This generation Z children no get Shame.

You can say that over and over again man…
They got no iota of shame.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 6:44pm On Jun 17, 2023

If your gall bladder get's hit, you have less than 3 minutes to live.

Car Talk › Re: by Westerhoffe(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2023

Power/power.

Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:33pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
hehehe.

Busted.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:41am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I don't know. The story papi.

Mmm…
Reverse psychology…

Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Fakes Own Kidnap, Loses N365,000 Ransom To Thieves by Westerhoffe(m): 9:33am On Jun 17, 2023

Analyzing his loses.
angry

Fake own kidnap. No more trusting him. Loss 1.
Ransom paid. Relationship damaged. Loss 2.
Ransom buried, lost to thieves. Loss 3.
Police arrest. Loss 4.
Might be charged and sentenced. Loss 5.
Time wasted while in jail. Loss 6.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:32am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I'm just kidding. I don't want to know your age. Do you know that story?

I know… who uses age for rituals?
I know you want to know my age… I'll tell you, but not now.

Romance › Re: How Birds Defeated Australian Army With Tanks And Amunitions At War(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:56am On Jun 17, 2023

Vulcanheph:
Things that can't happen in naija.... 😂😂😂

Because the birds themselves will feel the threat against their survival.

Romance › Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Westerhoffe(m): 8:52am On Jun 17, 2023

folake4u:
Redpiller don fumble oh.

One man down!
I repeat, one man down!!
We need rescue team ASAP!!!
Redpiller down and injured bad, we need morphine!!!!
Captain, do you copy?

Fola4 come in over.
Man down acknowledged.
Rescue Team ETA in 30 minutes.
Copy that Fola4.
Medevac on the way.

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:39am On Jun 17, 2023

Meritjoshua:
peer influençe, role model and 9ja weather caused it. It it sha better than rape

Peer influence. Tick.
Bad role models. Tick
Naija weather. Not an excuse.

Now, his JT had been sent on a personal errand.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:37am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
For ritual.

Mmm… well done o… cool

Politics › Re: Cameroon, Niger, Benin Citizens Lament Fuel Subsidy Removal In Nigeria by Westerhoffe(m): 8:21am On Jun 17, 2023

They're lamenting when Nigerians have adapted and moved on already since Day 1!
Wow!
Just wow!!

NaughtyBrainiac:
Wahala be like Bicycle

Is it their fuel?

Imagine!

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Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:18am On Jun 17, 2023

Ofemmanu1:
Aye e ti baje..

Won ti di John Thomas e ni AMURE!

Please let me help you translate this to English! cheesy

OP, you have been ruined.

Your John Thomas has been "girded with a girdle".
cheesy

Just take her anywhere you go… she has become your MTN.

If not for moral decadence, a 19 years old already using and dumping girls!

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Crime › Re: 29-yr-old Man Killed By Abia Vigilante Over Nokia Torch Phone Buried (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:09am On Jun 17, 2023

Man's inhumanity against a fellow man…
And the worse is, only the poor do these things to another poor fellow like themselves.

Imagine getting killed over Nokia Torch phone!

There should be a law penalizing jungle justice, because at times, some of those accused turn out to be innocent.

What a waste of human life!

Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:08am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Maybe.

Why?
What for?

Romance › Re: A Sad Reality Every Nairalander Should Be Aware Of by Westerhoffe(m): 5:07am On Jun 17, 2023

Well, you can't tell the life span on anyone yet…
Some are blessed with long life…
After 2099 comes 2100.

I know man must die one day… only no one knows how, when and where.
For even the Bible says:

Ecclesiastes 9 (KJV)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
⁵ For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.
⁶ Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun.

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Romance › Re: A Guy Made An Obituary Banner For A Girl Who Scammed Him(photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:36am On Jun 17, 2023

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32am On Jun 17, 2023

Godsown0:
Very fatal toy accident 😂

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:32am On Jun 17, 2023

jchioma:
Lol! Wahala nor too much? Chop and play all day, what's the result?

I tell you bro!
grin

Romance › Re: My Guinness World Record Attempt 62 Hours (update) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:31am On Jun 17, 2023

SultanOfAbia:
Na your whole family go R.I.P in advance

You're just an attention seeking idiot, who doesn't know what to trend with.
You could have just tried to break a Guinness World Record by attempting to survive a suicide rather than this nonsense you post.

And you see your comment up there, is yours in advance…
Super Ode.

Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 1:27am On Jun 17, 2023

Mohisah:
Na where play end be that o! E just be like dem dey on colos... Children don't know anything about billing, feeding, theirs is to cry n play... Wonderful time wey pesin wan run bck to, but can't 😂

Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 1:26am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Westerhoffe do you know this story?

Mmm… Anny69…

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