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Crime › Re: Man Who Lodged In A Hotel Was Shock To See Someone Trying To Open The Door (vid) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:33am On Jun 19, 2023

If he had had a gun, it would be nice he just take a sniper's pose and wait for the intruder to open the door before pumping lead/copper into the bastard.

Just imagine the audacity and tactic!
angry

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Romance › Re: We Broke Up But She Still Calls Everyday. Is This Right ??? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:28am On Jun 19, 2023

When will the 2024 Cup begin?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by Westerhoffe(m): 7:56am On Jun 19, 2023

The Nuclear War will happen… you can't stop it.

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Education › Re: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:50am On Jun 19, 2023

akpumping7720:
Western culture!!! It is well.

It is not the Western Culture… something went wrong somewhere!

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Crime › Re: You Will Think Is Moimoi But Is Person Brain Blackaxe Vs Maphite Benin PICS by Westerhoffe(m): 11:56pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
What a brutal murder!

You'd sure like the gore…

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Romance › Re: Post Your Picture With A Lovely Caption And Let A Nairalander Rate You by Westerhoffe(m): 11:55pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
It's not.

It is.
Is that how you look? huh

Romance › Re: Post Your Picture With A Lovely Caption And Let A Nairalander Rate You by Westerhoffe(m): 6:49pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
Meeeee.

That's creepy of a picture.
shocked

Romance › Re: Are These Memes About Women True or False? (Pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:28pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
It's better than getting married to the wrong person you mean?

You can say that again…

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Family › Re: A Friend Of Mine Denied His Mother In Front Of His Friends Cause Of Shame by Westerhoffe(m): 3:29pm On Jun 18, 2023

Fake life is stressful… very stressful.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 3:18pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
I think so.
You want to be one. You're married right?

Of course I want to be one… it's the pride of any responsible man. No fooling around.
Not yet.

Romance › Re: I had an abortion and it destroyed my womb but my husband isn't aware.. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:16pm On Jun 18, 2023

Reason you need to be careful about the pleasure called sex.
It can make or mar anyone.
If you hadn't had sex with him, the pregnancy won't have happened.
If you hadn't terminated the pregnancy, you'd still have your womb.

When I insisted on abstinence till after wedding, it looks like I'm not OK, and so it's been crashing out, but I'll keep to it. When the right person comes, we'll understand each other.

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Romance › Re: We Keep Doing This To Men But Not To The Women. (PHOTO) by Westerhoffe(m): 3:02pm On Jun 18, 2023

Happy Father's Day to my lovely Dad… you are an epitome of a warrior.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 2:53pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
Oh, I understand now.

Sure you do?
What do you think I meant?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
You're welcome.

Yes, because I doubt there's another mother's day happening this year. It'll be a miracle because?

Mmm… it will sure be a miracle to be a dad by next year.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 12:56pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
I'm wishing you in advance.

You're welcome.

I'd be expecting it next year.

Thanks.

Next year? Then it will be a miracle!

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 12:33pm On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
That'd be nice.

Happy Father's day! I hope today brings you all the joy and love you deserve.

Don't tell me you're not a father, you'll be one someday. Just say thank you.

Mmm… yea… it would be nice if i were one.

And thanks for the wish.

I'll wish you too on Mother's Day.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2023

Anny69:
You sounded like one.

Maybe I'm one then.
cool

Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36am On Jun 18, 2023

Ashawoman82:
in the early early 2000s as a kid then, I remember a particular time all families were told to put that leaf on their door, my family did it.. I think he's right, it was a popular practice in lag in those days...

Mmm… cool.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 10:57pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Okay.

And how did you think I might be a doctor?

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 9:44pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I'm an exception.

You're suspecting yourself… undecided

Cool thanks!

Anny69 is no execption.
cool

I should have typed that earlier.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
Omg! I didn't know this. Are you a doctor?

Negative...
I'm not.

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2023

Ofemmanu1:
This generation Z children no get Shame.

You can say that over and over again man…
They got no iota of shame.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Say This Word That Scare Me by Westerhoffe(m): 6:44pm On Jun 17, 2023

If your gall bladder get's hit, you have less than 3 minutes to live.

Car Talk › Re: by Westerhoffe(m): 6:17pm On Jun 17, 2023

Power/power.

Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 2:33pm On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
hehehe.

Busted.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:41am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I don't know. The story papi.

Mmm…
Reverse psychology…

Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Fakes Own Kidnap, Loses N365,000 Ransom To Thieves by Westerhoffe(m): 9:33am On Jun 17, 2023

Analyzing his loses.
angry

Fake own kidnap. No more trusting him. Loss 1.
Ransom paid. Relationship damaged. Loss 2.
Ransom buried, lost to thieves. Loss 3.
Police arrest. Loss 4.
Might be charged and sentenced. Loss 5.
Time wasted while in jail. Loss 6.

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Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:32am On Jun 17, 2023

Anny69:
I'm just kidding. I don't want to know your age. Do you know that story?

I know… who uses age for rituals?
I know you want to know my age… I'll tell you, but not now.

Romance › Re: How Birds Defeated Australian Army With Tanks And Amunitions At War(pics) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:56am On Jun 17, 2023

Vulcanheph:
Things that can't happen in naija.... 😂😂😂

Because the birds themselves will feel the threat against their survival.

Romance › Re: She Leaves Behind Her Pant And Other Clothing Stuff Whenever She Visits by Westerhoffe(m): 8:52am On Jun 17, 2023

folake4u:
Redpiller don fumble oh.

One man down!
I repeat, one man down!!
We need rescue team ASAP!!!
Redpiller down and injured bad, we need morphine!!!!
Captain, do you copy?

Fola4 come in over.
Man down acknowledged.
Rescue Team ETA in 30 minutes.
Copy that Fola4.
Medevac on the way.

Romance › Re: How Do I Free Myself From A White Garment Girl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:39am On Jun 17, 2023

Meritjoshua:
peer influençe, role model and 9ja weather caused it. It it sha better than rape

Peer influence. Tick.
Bad role models. Tick
Naija weather. Not an excuse.

Now, his JT had been sent on a personal errand.

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