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Romance › Re: True Life Experience With The Spirits And Spirits World. by Westerhoffe(m): 1:25am On Jun 17, 2023
Kobojunkie when I called you a blunt soul I know what I was saying.
People like you do not deserve my attention in any way because you lack all the needed experience to engage me in deep interactions.

Come over to this thread and spill your junk trash as usual.
Romance › Re: If You Have Watched This Movie Then You Should Be Married By Now(pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:14am On Jun 17, 2023
Anny69:
Westerhoffe, do you know it?
Mmm… you sha want to know my age… smiley
Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 12:47pm On Jun 16, 2023
Electorate:
Ok grin
cheesy grin
O o serious o!
Wetin I talk, wetin you change am to?
Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 12:46pm On Jun 16, 2023
MrBroke:
You really got the picture grin
cheesy
Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 12:45pm On Jun 16, 2023
brainhgeek:
That one don even wet diaper join grin
That's what they call "Pain in the ass".
grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2023
Anny69:
Oh alright thanks. Yeah I'm happy.
Good…
cool
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:44pm On Jun 16, 2023
Kharol1234:
And interesting too
Yea… it is.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 10:22am On Jun 16, 2023
[quote author=Anny69 post=123830020][/quote]Mmm…
OK.

I stumbled on bestgore.com by accident from a website about an accident that occured wherein a lady was twisted under a can after she was ran over.

I knew about deathaddict.com from someone's comment here on nairaland.com.

That's how I knew about both websites, but bestgore has shut down due to petitions pinned against the site.

Happy now? smiley
Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 10:16am On Jun 16, 2023
Electorate:
Tinubu's company alpha beta collects revenue on behalf of the Lagos state government, now he is planning to merge national revenue agencies into one to be supervised by his company alpha beta for a certain percentage.

Tinubu is about to suck Nigeria's treasury dry while some Nigerians that can't think or use their brain continue to cheer him ignorantly. He go run una street una eye go clear when he finish...Pablo EscoBAT on the beat.
angry
Termite bite you.
Family › Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Westerhoffe(m): 9:13am On Jun 16, 2023
cheesy
The last pic got me…
Be like toy car accident.
Romance › Re: I Just Finished Watching Woman King And All I Can Say Is That The Movie Was A Gl by Westerhoffe(m): 8:30am On Jun 16, 2023
The real meaning and office of the Woman King was abused in the movie.

A Woman King is a lady, crowned as the king because the late king has no son(s) to ascend the throne. But they made it a warrior instead.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls From Far North Always Get Married As Virgins by Westerhoffe(m): 8:24am On Jun 16, 2023
tnerro1:
Hmmmmmm, make we talk?
Smash the table.
Romance › Re: My Guinness World Record Attempt 62 Hours (update) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:23am On Jun 16, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
I want to break the record for the longest time of masturbation in 62 hours.
I will masturbate nonstop for 62 hours

I need your support to break this record and make Nigeria proud.

Please support by sharing this post to create awareness of the record I'm about to break
RIP in advance…
Ode.
Education › Re: I Will Like To Break This Kind Of Guinness World Record - ACS-Web-X by Westerhoffe(m): 8:21am On Jun 16, 2023
This is the year of giving it to GWR back to back.
Soon, they will get tired of all the records coming in from Nigeria alone.

Nigeria… a land of heroes.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: No Wonder Uche Is Spending Like Yahoo Boy by Westerhoffe(m): 8:13am On Jun 16, 2023
Amazon KDP is not for doubters.
That's why it's pointless telling any doubter about it.

AMAZON KDP ROCKS.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Economic Advisers Propose Customs, NIMASA, FIRS Merger by Westerhoffe(m): 8:11am On Jun 16, 2023
Mmm…
We've always known a Yoruba President is what Nigeria lacks, misses and needs.

Watching in 3D.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:08am On Jun 16, 2023
Anny69:
Okay.
Phew!
Finally she accepts. cool
Politics › Re: 100 Bible Verses That Supports Killing Non-believers(graphic Content, Pics& Vid) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2023
akakurukukaku:
When it comes to social media you have to learn to be concise. No matter how informative or important your write up may be, if it is too long many people will not read it. They will just glance at it and move on. I loved the initial writeup by the OP, but I had to leave the thread because of what you wrote was too long.

Anyway I wish you the best
The headline requires the response, and no other way to go around it. Whoever will read it, will.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:52pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
Of course, I'm not a psychopath. undecided Why wouldn't you answer me?
I have forgtten how.
Crime › Re: Historically Disturbing Pictures 2 (histogore) by Westerhoffe(m): 5:25pm On Jun 15, 2023
TheSourcerer:
Well if you want gory I have a couple here I believe you will find interesting smiley

https://www.nairaland.com/5920462/12-historic-grisly-photos-churn


https://www.nairaland.com/6326767/gore-behind-pictures-gore



smiley
Me?
Hello No!!!
Anny69's kind of thing…
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 5:06pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
Tell me pleaseeeeeee. 🥺🙏 I'm just kidding, I know you aren't shy.

I'm actually serious, I don't enjoy seeing blood in real life.
Mmm… only in movies…
You sure?
Politics › Re: 100 Bible Verses That Supports Killing Non-believers(graphic Content, Pics& Vid) by Westerhoffe(m): 1:37pm On Jun 15, 2023
akakurukukaku:
You be robot? You don't know you have spoilt this thread. Please delete 90% of what you wrote.
I can be whatever I have to be to make the truth known.
Don't underestimate that aspect of me.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
But I'm dying to know. Don't be shy. Tell me. I don't like seeing blood either.
Better not be curious to know because I won't say how…
Mmm… said I'm shy… am I shy?

You?
Really?
Politics › Re: 100 Bible Verses That Supports Killing Non-believers(graphic Content, Pics& Vid) by Westerhoffe(m):
Misquoted and misunderstood.

Those in the Old Testament are not for the Christians, but to the Israelites in those days, during the days of their exodus from Egypt.
That's why you won't see any Christian(s) who understood the gospel killing anyone for being an unbeliever.

Some of the quoted were curses on the Israelites for turning away from the GOD of their fathers.


Now, to the New Testament:

Matthew 3:12 was misquoted in context. Here is the message there:
Matthew 3 (KJV)
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⁷ But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
⁸ Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:
⁹ And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.
¹⁰ And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
¹¹ I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:
¹² Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.



Matthew 8 (KJV)
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[b]⁵ And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him,
⁶ And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented.
⁷ And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him.
⁸ The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.
⁹ For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it.
¹⁰ When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel.
¹¹ And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.
¹² But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
¹³ And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, so be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.[/b]


Matthew 10 (KJV)
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[b]¹⁶ Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
¹⁷ But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
¹⁸ And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for a testimony against them and the Gentiles.
¹⁹ But when they deliver you up, take no thought how or what ye shall speak: for it shall be given you in that same hour what ye shall speak.
²⁰ For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father which speaketh in you.
²¹ And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
²² And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
²³ But when they persecute you in this city, flee ye into another: for verily I say unto you, Ye shall not have gone over the cities of Israel, till the Son of man be come.
²⁴ The disciple is not above his master, nor the servant above his lord.
²⁵ It is enough for the disciple that he be as his master, and the servant as his lord. If they have called the master of the house Beelzebub, how much more shall they call them of his household?
²⁶ Fear them not therefore: for there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known.[/b]


Matthew 13 (KJV)
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²⁴ Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field:
²⁵ But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.
²⁶ But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also.
²⁷ So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares?
²⁸ He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up?
²⁹ But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them.
³⁰ Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.



Matthew 22 (KJV)
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[b]¹ And Jesus answered and spake unto them again by parables, and said,
² The kingdom of heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son,
³ And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come.
⁴ Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, Tell them which are bidden, Behold, I have prepared my dinner: my oxen and my fatlings are killed, and all things are ready: come unto the marriage.
⁵ But they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise:
⁶ And the remnant took his servants, and entreated them spitefully, and slew them.
⁷ But when the king heard thereof, he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city.
⁸ Then saith he to his servants, The wedding is ready, but they which were bidden were not worthy.
⁹ Go ye therefore into the highways, and as many as ye shall find, bid to the marriage.
¹⁰ So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests.
¹¹ And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment:
¹² And he saith unto him, Friend, how camest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? And he was speechless.
¹³ Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
¹⁴ For many are called, but few are chosen.[/b]


Matthew 24 (KJV)
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[b]⁴² Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.
⁴³ But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
⁴⁴ Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
⁴⁵ Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?
⁴⁶ Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.
⁴⁷ Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.
⁴⁸ But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;
⁴⁹ And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;
⁵⁰ The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of,
⁵¹ And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.[/b]


Matthew 25 (KJV)
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[b]¹⁴ For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.
¹⁵ And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
¹⁶ Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.
¹⁷ And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
¹⁸ But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.
¹⁹ After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.
²⁰ And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.
²¹ His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
²² He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.
²³ His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
²⁴ Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
²⁵ And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.
²⁶ His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
²⁷ Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
²⁸ Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
²⁹ For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
³⁰ And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.[/b]


Luke 13 (KJV)
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[b]²² And he went through the cities and villages, teaching, and journeying toward Jerusalem.
²³ Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
²⁴ Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.
²⁵ When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
²⁶ Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.
²⁷ But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.
²⁸ There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.
²⁹ And they shall come from the east, and from the west, and from the north, and from the south, and shall sit down in the kingdom of God.
³⁰ And, behold, there are last which shall be first, and there are first which shall be last.[/b]


John 5 (KJV)
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²² For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
²³ That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.
²⁴ Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
²⁵ Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.



Matthew 10 (KJV)
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³⁴ Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
³⁵ For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
³⁶ And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
³⁷ He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.
³⁸ And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.
³⁹ He that findeth his life shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it.
⁴⁰ He that receiveth you receiveth me, and he that receiveth me receiveth him that sent me.



Matthew 11 (KJV)
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²⁰ Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not:
²¹ Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works, which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.
²² But I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the day of judgment, than for you.
²³ And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.
²⁴ But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.



Acts 13 (KJV)
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[b]⁵ And when they were at Salamis, they preached the word of God in the synagogues of the Jews: and they had also John to their minister.
⁶ And when they had gone through the isle unto Paphos, they found a certain sorcerer, a false prophet, a Jew, whose name was Barjesus:
⁷ Which was with the deputy of the country, Sergius Paulus, a prudent man; who called for Barnabas and Saul, and desired to hear the word of God.
⁸ But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is his name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith.
⁹ Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him,
¹⁰ And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?
¹¹ And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand.[/b]
Crime › Re: Historically Disturbing Pictures 2 (histogore) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:58pm On Jun 15, 2023
Only few of them are gory…
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:37pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
How do you know those sites Mr Westernhoffe?
I already said you shouldn't ask me how… I'm not that into gory stuffs. I don't like seeing blood.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:35pm On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂😂
Na wa o!!
shocked
Celebrities › Re: Afeez Agoro, Nigeria's Tallest Man Dies At 48 by Westerhoffe(m): 11:40am On Jun 15, 2023
undecided

Men are just dying...

RIP man…
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:31am On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
Yes, I am. 😌
Your preference is shocking.
Chai!
Why not go to deathaddict.com instead, since bestgore.com has shut down?

But don't ask me how I found the sites…
Business › Re: CBN announces unification of FX windows, stops Naira4Dollar scheme by Westerhoffe(m): 11:24am On Jun 15, 2023
Olalekanbanky1:
Aswear
Waiting anxiously…
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:23am On Jun 15, 2023
Anny69:
Have I ever told you I'm human?
I thought as much!!!
Why would anyone be soooo much interested in gory stuffs!
Celebrities › Re: Srushti Jagtap Breaks Guinness World Record For Longest Dancing Marathon Record by Westerhoffe(m): 8:05am On Jun 15, 2023
AZControversial:
Serious one
cheesy

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