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Romance › Re: A Widow Is Not A Single Mother by Westerhoffe(m): 10:22am On Mar 02, 2024
essentialone:
You have quoted from Dictionary and Wikipedia. Very good. It shows you are a Researcher who can see what others say. But, what do you Say? Nothing else?
Actually, I don't need to say anything else when there is more than needed evidence.
Romance › Re: A Widow Is Not A Single Mother by Westerhoffe(m): 10:21am On Mar 02, 2024
GanagiBitrus:
😂😂
Abi now?

Romance › Re: A Widow Is Not A Single Mother by Westerhoffe(m): 10:18am On Mar 02, 2024
essentialone:
Lol
GanagiBitrus:
Oya, argue with the Dictionary...
Make I borrow am boxing gloves? Him no go wan argue, na fight him go wan fight that dictionary.

Politics › Re: But When The Wicked Beareth Rule, The People Mourn. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:59am On Mar 02, 2024
Let me help you with the verse:

“When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.”
— Proverbs 29:2 (KJV)
Crime › Re: Greece: Muslim Migrant Stabs Greek Woman On Central Athens Street(photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:55am On Mar 02, 2024
That was fast… he didn't even want to wait till after the fast.

Let's see what the Government will do about this case.
Christianity Etc › Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Westerhoffe(m): 6:53am On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
My brothers don't deserve to be in any bottle because they are very responsible
Neither do I deserve to be in that because I am responsible.
Christianity Etc › Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Westerhoffe(m): 6:50am On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
meant to type her
That's why I won't make the mistake of going for just anyone without GOD'S approval.
So, you see that bottle, it's not for me.

And by the way, would you like your brother be kept in a bottle?
Christianity Etc › Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Westerhoffe(m): 6:42am On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
That right person may have had his bottle ready but just waiting for the right man to enter. Just behave yourself if you don't want to enter bottle
I'm not gay…and would never be.
Romance › Re: A Widow Is Not A Single Mother by Westerhoffe(m): 6:40am On Mar 02, 2024
essentialone:
Someone wrote that. Wikipedia is someone's article. You went to school to educate how to think. Do not disappoint your teachers.
Don't be too quick to reply without checking properly to avoid embarrassing and making yourself look and sound ignorant.

The first two definitions are from the Dictionary.
Only the last one is from Wikipedia; that's why I included its link.
Christianity Etc › Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Westerhoffe(m): 6:36am On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
You particularly deserve to be in a bottle 🍾
I see…

That's why I don't frolic around ladies… saving myself and my heart for the right person who wouldn't consider putting me in a bottle.

Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Soldier's Only Daughter What Should I Do? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:32am On Mar 02, 2024
@OP, have you ever seen an earthworm surrounded by soldier ants and carried to their hole?
If you haven't, get to see one and see what happens to it.
Christianity Etc › Re: "If You Catch Your Wife Cheating & Forgive Her, Her Respect For You Will Go" by Westerhoffe(m): 6:28am On Mar 02, 2024
EreluRoz:
If you are inside a bottle you will forgive her and ask her to forgive you for making her cheat on you.
Inside a bottle…!?

Now we've known where you keep your men.

Events › Re: Portable Beat Kizz Daniel’s Bouncer In Their Intense Boxing Battle (video) by Westerhoffe(m):
At what round is this?

Kizz Daniel is one lucky dude…

Romance › Re: A Widow Is Not A Single Mother by Westerhoffe(m): 6:15am On Mar 02, 2024
single mother
Noun
single mother (plural single mothers)

A woman raising a child on her own without a spouse or partner.

single parent
uk /ˌsɪŋ.ɡəl ˈpeə.rənt/ us /ˌsɪŋ.ɡəl ˈper.ənt/
Noun
single parent (plural single parents)

A parent who is the only guardian of offspring.
Synonyms
sole provider
Verb
single parent (third-person singular simple present single parents, present participle single parenting, simple past and past participle single parented)

To act as the only guardian of offspring.


Single parent
A single parent is a person who has a child or children but does not have a spouse or live-in partner to assist in the upbringing or support of the child. Reasons for becoming a single parent include decease, divorce, break-up, abandonment, becoming widowed, domestic violence, rape, childbirth by a single person or single-person adoption. A single parent family is a family with children that is headed by a single parent.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_parent
Phones › Re: Can I Sue A Mobile Phone Company For Misinformation And Others? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:57am On Mar 02, 2024
Wow!

Is this for real?

Crime › Re: Man Plays Fast & Furious On The Nigerian Police As He Narrowly Escapes.... Video by Westerhoffe(m): 12:50am On Mar 02, 2024
What is he conveying?
Romance › Re: Woman Cries After Being Called "Bouncer" On Social Media (pics, Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 6:43pm On Mar 01, 2024
Some people just gat no joy.

You look at someone's wife and what comes to your mind is that she looks like a bouncer... undecided
Well, she just got thick arms… that's all…

But truth be told, if those arms punch the husband, he will accept and certify the comment Immediately.

Celebrities › Re: “You Can Sue Him"— Pastor Tell Women What To Do After Promised & Failed Marriage by Westerhoffe(m): 6:36pm On Mar 01, 2024
I don't think this works in Nigeria...even the lawyer might say, "Him say him no dey do again, wetin you come dey find again?"
Phones › Re: Does Anyone Have This Whatsapp Related Issue? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:32pm On Mar 01, 2024
It's because you have either GBWhatsApp, FMWhatsApp, WhatsApp Plus, OGWhatsApp, YoWhatsApp, or others installed and used.
Celebrities › Re: My Man Called Me Stupid After I Got Wounded From Washing His Clothes- Naija Lady by Westerhoffe(m): 6:26pm On Mar 01, 2024
Actually, it's not the detergent… it's because your hands have been soaked in the water for too long while you keep grazing the clothes with your wrists.

Jeans are good at giving one this kind of injury.

But, why call you stupid for this?

Business › Re: Binance: Nigerian Govt Lied About $10 Billion Fine, We Won’t Pay If Asked by Westerhoffe(m): 6:20pm On Mar 01, 2024
Let's hear the conclusion of the whole matter…
Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! Ibeno Crises, Ijaw Youths Attack Ibibios!!! (Photos). by Westerhoffe(m): 6:18pm On Mar 01, 2024
When violence becomes the order of the day...this country seems to have forgotten how peace used to feel.
Romance › Re: A Girl We Just Start Talking Already Asking Me For Money by Westerhoffe(m): 1:05pm On Feb 29, 2024
Someone keeps telling you to know problem and you're still on the chat?

Education › Re: 93 Year Widow Gifted A Medical $1B Dollars To Pay Off Students Tuition Fees by Westerhoffe(m): 12:53pm On Feb 29, 2024
Incredible!
Food › Re: The Size Of Hundred Naira Akpu Is Giving Me Sleepless Nights (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:34am On Feb 28, 2024
Enjoy…
Politics › Re: Inflation: What Prices Of Goods & Services Shocked You Most?? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:32am On Feb 28, 2024
None…
Politics › Re: Assistant Priest Kills, Burns Boss’ Corpse On Altar In Osun by Westerhoffe(m): 7:15am On Feb 28, 2024
Imagine…
Just imagine…

Killing another man because of a woman!!!

Now that he has proved he was born for the woman's defense, will the woman go to bail him out?
While he'll be in prison or even executed, several things will happen to the woman and he'll be incapacitated to hear or even do anything about it.


Some people just have empty skulls with eyes and nose and mouth and ears.

Crime › Re: Police Confirm Killing Of 57-year-old Abia Man By Son, Suspect To Be Arraigned by Westerhoffe(m): 7:06am On Feb 28, 2024
I thought they were claiming the hardship isn't affecting the Southeasterners…?

Well, the police have done a good job apprehending the suspect, but there is one more suspect to go after, and that is the person who encouraged him to go bring his dad's left eye for the money ritual...like, how can someone be that heartless and wicked!!!

Some children do not deserve to be born.
Imagine strangling your father and watching him grasp for breath till he passes on, and yet you don't blink!
Crime › Re: Car Snatcher Arrested In Bauchi State - (photo) by Westerhoffe(m): 9:55pm On Feb 27, 2024
I think all regions have started feeling the impact of their choice for a One Faith Government.

Enjoy.

But you wicked no be small.
Somebody struggled, gather money buy Highlander, you came from nowhere, snatched it and wanted to sell for mere ₦2m… in this economy?

Crime › Re: Omorogbe Jennifer Soni Arraigned For Pushing A Police Officer Down In Lagos by Westerhoffe(m):
triple996:
This one don enter police net cheesy
Net and Cage at once.

Say them come capture the assault on camera, he don be for her.
No need to explain… evidence dey boku.
Na for her head them go solve the hardship wey dey outside now.

Just pray make police no talk say the Policewoman don suffer broken ribs…because na there your everlasting medical billing go kick start.


You don enter Legit One Chance.
Sports › Re: Juju Drama During Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match (Video) by Westerhoffe(m): 10:04am On Feb 27, 2024
If you don't know the meaning of: "Omo ibile l'emi…" then you don't need to know the meaning.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Losses The Devil After We Bind Him So Many Times by Westerhoffe(m): 8:36pm On Feb 26, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Authority to cast him where? Given you by whom? I hope you will not lie that Jesus Christ did any such. lipsrsealed

2. Where exactly did "the Lord" tell you any of this which you claim? lipsrsealed
"Cast out devils…"

If I say you don't know the Bible now, you'd start arguing blindly, defending falsehood. undecided

Matthew 10 (KJV)
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⁷ And as ye go, preach, saying, The kingdom of heaven is at hand.
⁸ Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

“And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;”
— Mark 16:17 (KJV)


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