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Health › Re: Housewife Commits Suicide In Front Of Enugu Police Station, Leaves Behind 3 Kids by Westerhoffe(m): 4:43pm On Mar 06, 2024
Emmanuel30a2:
What is this one saying?
Read again, or do I translate it to your native language?
Romance › Re: Sold N47m Worth Of Lands So You Could Study Abroad” – Nigerian Man Laments by Westerhoffe(m): 4:33pm On Mar 06, 2024
When the man refused to enter 'a bottle', she perfected another means which proceeded to become successful.
Now she has won.

This man will now become a hardened 'Redpiller', made so by a woman he once handed his life to. The next lady will not have that grace in his sight again.

But, why do Nigerian women tend to change once they get to the UK?

Business › Re: Bankers In The House! What Does This Mean? by Westerhoffe(m): 4:12pm On Mar 06, 2024
It means your said bank account can not hold beyond ₦50,000.00k until you go to upgrade your account.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Egypt Devalues Its Pound, Loses Over 50% Against US Dollars by Westerhoffe(m): 2:22pm On Mar 06, 2024
It's coming harder for Africa…
Joining BRICS may be the next option… well, I don't know…
Crime › Re: Be Careful, I Almost Got Scammed This Morning By This Bank by Westerhoffe(m): 2:21pm On Mar 06, 2024
That is not Access Bank…
It's one idiot making that call from the comfort of his home.

It's a scammer.
Politics › Re: Hunger In The Land ,another Food Warehouse Looted In Abuja by Westerhoffe(m): 11:43am On Mar 06, 2024
It has gotten out of hand.
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Finished Watching Transformers by Westerhoffe(m): 8:22pm On Mar 05, 2024
Battle Los Angeles
The Mother (Jennifer Lopez)
The Beekeeper
Land of Bad
Airforce One Down
Balkan Line
Emergency Declaration; are all much more interesting compared to Transformers.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 8:15pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
You just don't want to come to true reality. Your god Jesus being rotten in the sepulchre was eating by vulture. If I'm lying, death can just take me away tonight in my sleep. I know what I'm saying. Jesus Christ of Nazareth's body has been eaten up millenniums ago.

Sports › Re: First Time I’ve Seen A Proper Three Horse Race In English Premiere League by Westerhoffe(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2024

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 8:08pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
Because he was rotten and the sepulchre was opened by vulture which took his corpse away to feed on it on an iroko tree at Gethsemane.
You see, you're ranting without knowing history.
Senselessly ranting...
Rest.
All you're saying are just aspersions and not making any sense.

Goodnight.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 7:58pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
His body is in his sepulchre in Galilee. It's now rotten and smelly. Stop ranting and learn.
Why was it never found since the third day after He died and resurrected?

You're ranting too much son…
Health › Re: Housewife Commits Suicide In Front Of Enugu Police Station, Leaves Behind 3 Kids by Westerhoffe(m):
Suicide is never an option.
Listen to suicide survivors before you attempt it, because all of them will tell you their eyes and heads cleared up once they got to the point of no return.

Before you commit suicide, you'd have that urge and desperation to end it with courage. But believe me, once you take that poison, or jump off the edge of that height or into the river/sea, your mind reverses your decision instantly; and all you'd want is a way out of that painful situation.

So, don't follow or listen to that voice that pushes you to end it as you can't take it anymore; because it will vanish once you're in and fill you with regrets.

Hardship must have pushed her that far, but still, it is never an option…

She sacrificed herself…for her kids…

Sad…
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 7:42pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
I don't put my trust in dead bodies or ghosts. Jesus by now is only a skeletal system
And proof of where His body is?

You're ranting too much thinking you're woke…
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 7:41pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
Are you AI? before person correct typos, many definitions don show up grin cheesy
Maybe I am…maybe I am not; because Nairaland used to ask me to verify I am human whenever I log in.
Health › Re: I Have Been Diagnosed With Peptic Ulcer by Westerhoffe(m): 4:47pm On Mar 05, 2024
Dotinacircle:
I need help, pls help my life. I have been diagnosed with peptic ulcer any doctor I can talk too, to explain my symptoms too.
I'm not a doctor, but go herbal in your treatment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Will Donald Trump Contest In Next U.s. Presidential Elections by Westerhoffe(m): 4:46pm On Mar 05, 2024
He'll win it…
Health › Re: Dead Rat Found In Bag Of Rice During Economic Hardship by Westerhoffe(m): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2024
AmakaTips2:
Rat without shadow
But the rat ain't leveraging na…


And…


Never take an advice from a Very-Wicked-Man… I repeat, never take any advice from a Very-Wicked-Man.


The rice looks discolored like it has expired in the picture.
Food › Re: Lady Cooked Rubbish When Asked To Cook For The Family (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:57pm On Mar 05, 2024
IbrahimSkiba:
That's cute
Awwwnnn…
Thank you!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 12:56pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
Gove reasons pls
gove
Etymology 1
Alternative forms
goaf, goff, goof
Noun
gove (plural goves)

(obsolete) A mow; a rick for hay.
Etymology 2
Verb
gove (third-person singular simple present goves, present participle goving, simple past and past participle goved)

To stare stupidly.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 12:52pm On Mar 05, 2024
[quote author=geoworldedu post=128785436][/quote]Not funny… rather unreasonable.
Business › Re: Greedy Seller's Sudden Increase Sparks Tension (video) by Westerhoffe(m): 12:51pm On Mar 05, 2024
Morning and afternoon price?
Haba!

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 12:31pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
How many windows of heaven has been opened to your house as the bible stated if you bring the tithe into his storehouse grin
Come to my house and verify.
Romance › Re: Gf Made Me Wait While Having Sex With Another Man. Is It Wrong That I Ended It? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:30pm On Mar 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
This bottle 🍾 you are looking for everywhere will soon find you.
You again!
I'll soon report you to EFCC and ICJ.

I reject your bottle by fire by thunder.
Romance › Re: Gf Made Me Wait While Having Sex With Another Man. Is It Wrong That I Ended It? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:25pm On Mar 05, 2024
She thought you could be kept in 'a bottle'. That's why she keeps trying to win you back, over and over again.

But e be like say na only your head still comot from the bottle… your whole body still dey inside.

Business › Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by Westerhoffe(m): 12:18pm On Mar 05, 2024
I buy what I need…
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2024
geoworldedu:
But he's seated on the right hand of his father enjoying the offerings and tithes of Christians right now na. Shebi tithes and offering means giving to God.
Sounds very unreasonable.

How many of your tithes and offerings have you gone up there to give Him? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 11:23am On Mar 05, 2024
omojoibo:
"It's what Jesus would do"
The same JESUS CHRIST that trekked all regions preaching all day unless for once, which was His entry into Jerusalem according to the prophecy?

You had better know what you say and be wary of them.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Flaunts Cash He Received As Offering After Church Service by Westerhoffe(m): 11:22am On Mar 05, 2024
Business Man… not a Pastor.
Pets › Re: What Are The Breeds Of These Dogs? (Photos) by Westerhoffe(m): 11:18am On Mar 05, 2024
The first pic is a Golden Retriever puppy...my favorite.
Politics › Re: Food Crisis: OPS Warns Of Shutdown As Hoodlums Loot More Trucks by Westerhoffe(m): 11:15am On Mar 05, 2024
VinnyBaba:
I told the Man Angelfrost yesterday, If Revolution should occur now,
Our Hausa/fulani dominated NIGERIAN ARMY won't save Tinubu. embarassed sad

This is not Buhari Endsars era. sad

They are NOT happy with Ebola, particularly how he Congested his govt with Yorubas.😕
One thing is, I don't just dream. And when I do, it means it is something about to happen, either that day, next day, in three days, a week, or a few months.

And this is not even up to a month.

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