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Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:20pm On Sep 22, 2023
Anny69:
I don't know the answer to the questions. Too late, I've given up. 😊
Mmm…
Family › Re: I Am Inlove With Ahnie. by Westerhoffe(m): 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2023
Kedoni:
I didn't say,I want to harm her,I only want her to be mine,her husband can have my wife while I have his it's a fair bargain.Ahnie please respond to my mentions.
Just listen to how you sound…
Romance › Re: What Can You Say About This by Westerhoffe(m): 3:57pm On Sep 22, 2023
When they were distributing that thing called shame, you went to the river to swim with fishes.

The guy even respect you enough to not squash you like a bug you are, squeeze you like a wet foam you are, beat common sense back into your empty skull, slam your spine to the concrete floor, smash and knock your coconut head to the wall, choke your puny throat, break your biscuit-like plantain you're using to disrespect his starved mother.
Family › Re: I Am Inlove With Ahnie. by Westerhoffe(m): 3:49pm On Sep 22, 2023
Ahnie, you had better run for your life!
Because an obsessed lover can harm you once they can't get you.

If no be say you drink collected weyrey rain water, it's a married woman you're calling out to like this?
Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 3:41pm On Sep 22, 2023
Anny69:
🤣🤣 I give up.
No… you dare not give up.
Just explain in a short sentence.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was Never A Christian, Nor God, He Wasn't Even Jesus Christ - Reno Omokri by Westerhoffe(m):
I don't have time to read the article.
But if he truly said that, then he lacks some senses of good reasoning.

1. How can JESUS CHRIST be a Christian when He is the CHRIST?

2. How can JESUS CHRIST be His own follower?

3. JESUS CHRIST is the first and only CHRIST, so there is no way He could be a Christian.

4. A Christian is not the CHRIST, a Christian is someone who FOLLOWS AND EMULATE the CHRIST.

A Saviour is not someone who saves Himself but who saves others.


On this, you're not shaking any table… you're only shaking a stool which has nothing on it.
Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 1:09pm On Sep 22, 2023
Anny69:
Yes, or are you an admirer?
How would I know if I am?

How would you know if I am or not?
Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:27am On Sep 22, 2023
Anny69:
Trolls. I don't have any admirer here.
Trolls!
Oh!! OK.

Mmm… really… huh?
Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 11:09am On Sep 22, 2023
Anny69:
Dkidd, Matix222, NBAjuniorboy or something, the list goes on.
Trolls or admirers?
Properties › Re: Fire Guts Lagos Hotel, Market by Westerhoffe(m): 9:06am On Sep 22, 2023
Mmm
Politics › Re: FG May Pay N1.68tn Fuel Subsidy, Marketers Forecast N900/litre by Westerhoffe(m): 7:16am On Sep 22, 2023
grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Doctor Gives Possible Reasons Why “fresh Bl00d” Was Found In Late Mohba by Westerhoffe(m): 7:14am On Sep 22, 2023
angry
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arraign Woman Over Alleged ₦‎2.4 Million Fraud by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12am On Sep 22, 2023
Some people at times…
Travel › Re: Couple And Their Four Children Die In Auto Crash In Cross River by Westerhoffe(m): 7:03am On Sep 22, 2023
Och77:
. Heart-wrenching
heart-rending
/ˈhɑːtˌrɛndɪŋ/
adjective
causing great sadness or distress.
"a heart-rending story"
synonyms: distressing, upsetting, disturbing, heartbreaking, sad, tragic, painful, saddening, traumatic, agonizing, desolate, harrowing, excruciating, pitiful, piteous, poignant, plaintive, affecting, moving, tear-jerking, distressful


heart-wrenching
adjective. causing or involving great sadness or distress; heartbreaking: The accounts of their persecution are heart-wrenching.
Crime › Re: A Man Named Sanchez To Face Execution Over Killing Of A University Dance Student by Westerhoffe(m): 9:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
Natbrowny:
No mind am. grin

He didnt read. He only saw the orange uniform and assumed..
cheesy
I do make that mistake too at times o!
Travel › Re: Couple And Their Four Children Die In Auto Crash In Cross River by Westerhoffe(m): 9:03pm On Sep 21, 2023
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Romance › Re: Two Things That Attract Girls To A Guy. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:02pm On Sep 21, 2023
jeromestarks:
Come first, when did you join nairaland that you're talking.
Behold, I am not new on this platform; so if you think of dragging me, do have a rethink because I won't waste time to drag you from top to bottom and from bottom to bottomless.
Crime › Re: A Man Named Sanchez To Face Execution Over Killing Of A University Dance Student by Westerhoffe(m): 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2023
Apus:
FTC effect grin
I tire o!
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: MOHBAD: How An Autopsy Is Done. Still Want That?? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59pm On Sep 21, 2023
In autopsy, the body is opened up, all internal organs extracted for scrutizination, observations and confirmation of any failed organs.

I won't bother viewing that video…

But those who do feel like they're invincinble and demigods, you'll need to ser that video.
Romance › Re: When A Woman Finally Brings Something To The Table (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:53pm On Sep 21, 2023
The post was making sense until the graphic images attached loaded and displayed.

If you want to really make this sound serious, remove the graphic images.

A real woman is not the one thinking with her body or shape, but with her brains.
Romance › Re: Two Things That Attract Girls To A Guy. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49pm On Sep 21, 2023
cheesy
This thread is full of roastings… Mods need to remove it before war breaks out on Naitaland.
Crime › Re: A Man Named Sanchez To Face Execution Over Killing Of A University Dance Student by Westerhoffe(m): 8:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
darling4242:
Hmm
He will rot in jail
How can he rot in jail when he's going to be executed?
Family › Re: Please Help My Wife by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46pm On Sep 21, 2023
What model is the laptop?
Travel › Re: Couple And Their Four Children Die In Auto Crash In Cross River by Westerhoffe(m):
shocked

Total wipeout!
What a huge devastatingly irreparable heart-rending bad news!
Romance › Re: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
Anny69:
I know this isn't the right section for this...

Seun when would you fix Nairaland and give us a block button?
Who do you want to block?
Phones › Re: Just Bought A Stolen Phone! by Westerhoffe(m): 8:17pm On Sep 21, 2023
ShenTeh:
Most underrated comment.

Even if na 'palasa', buy it new.

All those who are saying 'if you are buying a used phone make sure you are buying from a registered shop bla bla bla', e be like say you never enter case with Nigerian security forces abi?

Did you think that once you show the police or DSS your receipt they would pat you on the head and say goodbye?

Just buy new. No try dey show say you pass as you be.
Gbam!
Travel › Re: Debris Found From F-35 Jet In South Carolina After US Pilot Ejected by Westerhoffe(m): 8:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
Smyk13:
Buhari!
grin grin grin
Chai!
Crime › Re: SP Benjamin Hundeyin Advises Ladies Who Send Nudes To Their Lovers by Westerhoffe(m): 9:56pm On Sep 20, 2023
It's a very unreasonable thing to do.
Travel › Re: Debris Found From F-35 Jet In South Carolina After US Pilot Ejected by Westerhoffe(m):
The pilot sets the plane to auto-pilot and then ejected…

Who does that?
Romance › Re: Chai Nigeria Was Indeed A Great Country Before. by Westerhoffe(m): 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2023
Let's time travel back to 1960. grin

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