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CrimeRe: A Man Named Sanchez To Face Execution Over Killing Of A University Dance Student by Westerhoffe(m): 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2023
Apus:
FTC effect grin
I tire o!
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: MOHBAD: How An Autopsy Is Done. Still Want That?? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59pm On Sep 21, 2023
In autopsy, the body is opened up, all internal organs extracted for scrutizination, observations and confirmation of any failed organs.

I won't bother viewing that video…

But those who do feel like they're invincinble and demigods, you'll need to ser that video.
RomanceRe: When A Woman Finally Brings Something To The Table (pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 8:53pm On Sep 21, 2023
The post was making sense until the graphic images attached loaded and displayed.

If you want to really make this sound serious, remove the graphic images.

A real woman is not the one thinking with her body or shape, but with her brains.
RomanceRe: Two Things That Attract Girls To A Guy. by Westerhoffe(m): 8:49pm On Sep 21, 2023
cheesy
This thread is full of roastings… Mods need to remove it before war breaks out on Naitaland.
CrimeRe: A Man Named Sanchez To Face Execution Over Killing Of A University Dance Student by Westerhoffe(m): 8:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
darling4242:
Hmm
He will rot in jail
How can he rot in jail when he's going to be executed?
FamilyRe: Please Help My Wife by Westerhoffe(m): 8:46pm On Sep 21, 2023
What model is the laptop?
TravelRe: Couple And Their Four Children Die In Auto Crash In Cross River by Westerhoffe(m):
shocked

Total wipeout!
What a huge devastatingly irreparable heart-rending bad news!
RomanceRe: When Will Nairaland Have A Block Button? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
Anny69:
I know this isn't the right section for this...

Seun when would you fix Nairaland and give us a block button?
Who do you want to block?
PhonesRe: Just Bought A Stolen Phone! by Westerhoffe(m): 8:17pm On Sep 21, 2023
ShenTeh:
Most underrated comment.

Even if na 'palasa', buy it new.

All those who are saying 'if you are buying a used phone make sure you are buying from a registered shop bla bla bla', e be like say you never enter case with Nigerian security forces abi?

Did you think that once you show the police or DSS your receipt they would pat you on the head and say goodbye?

Just buy new. No try dey show say you pass as you be.
Gbam!
TravelRe: Debris Found From F-35 Jet In South Carolina After US Pilot Ejected by Westerhoffe(m): 8:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
Smyk13:
Buhari!
grin grin grin
Chai!
CrimeRe: SP Benjamin Hundeyin Advises Ladies Who Send Nudes To Their Lovers by Westerhoffe(m): 9:56pm On Sep 20, 2023
It's a very unreasonable thing to do.
TravelRe: Debris Found From F-35 Jet In South Carolina After US Pilot Ejected by Westerhoffe(m):
The pilot sets the plane to auto-pilot and then ejected…

Who does that?
RomanceRe: Chai Nigeria Was Indeed A Great Country Before. by Westerhoffe(m): 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2023
Let's time travel back to 1960. grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Westerhoffe(m): 9:05am On Sep 18, 2023
The Mother (Jennifer Lopez) - 9/10.
Guy's Ritchie The Covenant - 8/10.
The Boogeyman - 7/10
The Cure 10/10
Horizon Line 7/10
PoliticsRe: Phrank Shaibu: Tinubu Set To Foist Propaganda As State Policy by Westerhoffe(m): 8:41am On Sep 18, 2023
Varunpulyani:
Reality looking at you face to face
Where was their voices when Buhari was making his appointments? undecided
Buhari started this nepotism.

If it's an Igbo man too, he'll do same.

So, let's hear some word in tranquility.
CareerRe: General Tukur Yusuf Buratai - A Dedicated And Accomplished Leader by Westerhoffe(m): 7:23am On Sep 18, 2023
Since they have started singing his praises on the media by now, I see him picking the APC form and contesting for presidency in the next 8 years.

This I have seen.
PoliticsRe: Can You Guess What These Two Eminent Nigerians Are Discussing? (picture) by Westerhoffe(m): 7:20am On Sep 18, 2023
Let me not talk.
Christianity EtcRe: Steps Where Jesus walked Healed a Blind Man Unearthed In Jerusalem by Westerhoffe(m): 3:14pm On Sep 17, 2023
mariahAngel:
You even have time to be asking questions. 😃
Wo! Fi won le!
Yea… you're right.
Christianity EtcRe: Can I Still Go To Church After Having Sex On A Sunday Morning? by Westerhoffe(m): 12:41pm On Sep 17, 2023
stanlink:
Hello I'm just think if I will get salvation if I indulge in sexual activities early on a Sunday morning before going for service, the thought of guilt is all over my head although I'm married someone please advise
What is our business with what you do with your wife on a Sunday morning? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Steps Where Jesus walked Healed a Blind Man Unearthed In Jerusalem by Westerhoffe(m): 12:39pm On Sep 17, 2023
NwaNimo1:
If you believe this you have 'Colo Mentality'

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif

Emancipate your mind and free yourself from mental bondage!
Do you have any counter evidences that the stairs were not found? undecided
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Orders Oyo Traditional Rulers To Stand Up And Greet Him by Westerhoffe(m): 12:10am On Sep 16, 2023
That's wrong.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress Cindy Amadi Is Dead by Westerhoffe(m): 7:25am On Sep 15, 2023
Was she reported sick?
CelebritiesRe: Skales And Police Officer Drags On Twitter by Westerhoffe(m): 7:22am On Sep 15, 2023
At the end of the day, it might just be swept under the red carpet for the sake of honourable men… and justice, denied.
CrimeRe: Police Intercept 7,500 Live Cartridges, ₦‎600 Million Indian Hemp In Kebbi by Westerhoffe(m): 7:04am On Sep 15, 2023
shocked

But… does Lagos plate numbers still carry 5 digits?
And there goes the breakfast of NCAN.
PhonesRe: A Black Man Invented The Mobile Phone. Meet Him HERE by Westerhoffe(m): 12:34pm On Sep 14, 2023
ednut1:
the things I mentioned. Did they copy it from ushuh Answer
And I didn't see where I stated the quoted aforementioned…
PhonesRe: A Black Man Invented The Mobile Phone. Meet Him HERE by Westerhoffe(m): 12:29pm On Sep 14, 2023
ednut1:
yes they copied gun and cannon from us while our ancestors were using bow and arrow. They copied ships from us while our ancestors were using canoe, they copied airplanes from us while we used mop sticks to fly, they copied space crafts from us too. Reduce the colos
Starboytwo:
which black, Abeg, no dey console yourself.
I'm being serious here…
FamilyRe: Women Stop Bleaching ; We The Men Love You The Way You Are ! by Westerhoffe(m): 8:10am On Sep 14, 2023
Herald it that to them that bleaching to a fairer skin does not guarantee beauty.
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Had A Dream About Mohbad Two Days Before His Demise’ – Father by Westerhoffe(m): 8:08am On Sep 14, 2023
That's why it's important to always nullify every bad and evil dreams you have during morning devotions.
PhonesRe: A Black Man Invented The Mobile Phone. Meet Him HERE by Westerhoffe(m): 8:05am On Sep 14, 2023
I once listened to a white lady saying they copied most of these inventions from the blacks… now I am convinced she was right.
BusinessRe: 37 Years Old. Is It Too Late? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:22am On Sep 12, 2023
Versitee:
Thank you sir. Like I said, I'm not divorced. Just a temporary separation till all loose ends are tied.

So please how do I contact you?
I know, but you leaving he house is not really a good idea.
Please, go back home and reclaim.

What is your assurance that the said girl is not currently in charge of your own home since you're not around!?
So, don't leave any crack open whatsoever.

Zero nine one three one five four four nine three four.
BusinessRe: 37 Years Old. Is It Too Late? by Westerhoffe(m): 2:14am On Sep 12, 2023
Versitee:
Please sir I don't have access to this mail again. Can you quote your number for me on a dead thread so I can call you?
Arrgh!
I just went through your other posts when I had a rethink on my previous comment.
Don't leave your home for anyone!
That's the first mistake some women make when their husband cheats on them.
Go for the test and be sure you're OK.

Please, listen very attentively to me on this.

Don't ever leave your home for anyone because your husband cheated.
Unless your husband is a woman-beater, the girl he's cheating on you with should be the one to leave the area when you stand your ground.


You must not open the doors of your home for her to have full access to because you left!

Left for what?
You left your home because of a girl?
For a girl who even happens to be your neighbour!?


The deed had been done.
Fight back and reclaim your home and marriage.
Let the girl and your husband be the ones to be ashamed of themselves!

Seize back your home!
Seize back your husband.
Seize back your family.
Do not open the gates down for an intruder to come in and replace you!

When a thief robs a house, the owners don't vacate, they strengthen their security. That is what you should do!

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