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Romance › Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Westerhoffe(m): 10:58am On Oct 02, 2023
Links included to real funny threads.
Romance › Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Westerhoffe(m): 10:57am On Oct 02, 2023
Romance › Re: My Compilation Of Funny Nairaland Comments by Westerhoffe(m): 10:53am On Oct 02, 2023
Sucre6:
If u want laugh fall for ground, search for a guy that posted that he wanted to sell off a bad ass phone, the whole comment there go make you laugh fall for grand 😂😂😂😂

https://www.nairaland.com/5564783/ad-gone-wrong-nairalands-2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin

I had to leave the thread without commenting.
Education › Re: Live and Wringling 3 Inch Worm Removed From Woman's Brain by Westerhoffe(m): 10:13am On Oct 02, 2023
You say!? shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Slay Queen Go Wrong : Funny Pictures by Westerhoffe(m): 10:09am On Oct 02, 2023
Bankowner:
This is beyond burnt offering my broda.
Chronic food poisoning if I must say.
cheesy
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Food › Re: Can You Eat This Insect by Westerhoffe(m): 10:05am On Oct 02, 2023
adeoyekay:
Esunsun
Ogan.
Food › Re: Can You Eat This Insect by Westerhoffe(m): 10:04am On Oct 02, 2023
Termites…
Romance › Re: UK Dating: 8 Differences Between White And Nigerian Women by Westerhoffe(m):
Persephone1:
Okay...

All these goodness yet our Nigerian brothers either go back to Nigeria to marry or they end up with fossils.

No problem, when you are done deceiving yourself you will move away from your magic mirror. grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin
Ohhhh my goodness!!!
This comment has zero chills!!!
Pure savagery.
Jokes Etc › Re: Slay Queen Go Wrong : Funny Pictures by Westerhoffe(m): 9:14am On Oct 02, 2023
Asawoboy:
u will manage it na grin grin grin
When I'm not an idol.
Romance › Re: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by Westerhoffe(m): 9:13am On Oct 02, 2023
GodWrites:
You go explain explain explain, no evidence.
Next time, check your reasoning and find your facts before spilling what you have no idea of.

OK?
Career › Re: 500million Cash Or 5million Naira Per Month Salary by Westerhoffe(m): 9:12am On Oct 02, 2023
₦500m once.
₦5m monthly.

You'd work for 8 years and 3 months to accumulate that ₦500m.

There is a possibility you might get fired before that 8 years.

Man, collect the ₦500m and start a good business and you're settled for life, unless you're a lascivious squanderer.
Jokes Etc › Re: Slay Queen Go Wrong : Funny Pictures by Westerhoffe(m):
And which fiancee will eat these burnt offerings?

But truth be told, I've once cooked a well seasoned noodle to charcoal, and soup to this level.

Mehn… cooking no be your mate at times.


Kudos to good cooks out there abeg.
TV/Movies › Re: Ilebaye Wins Big Brother Naija All Stars 2023 by Westerhoffe(m): 7:07am On Oct 02, 2023
jamesversion:
In all things give thanks to God.

1 Thessalonians 5v18.
Even on immoral TV Shows? undecided
Like are you being serious or sarcastic here?
Watching obscene TV Shows and giving thanks to GOD for the obscenity or what?

The Bible is right anyway…

Revelation 9 (KJV)
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²⁰ And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
²¹ Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.
Romance › Re: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:06am On Oct 02, 2023
Fredfr33zy:
We are in a society where it pays more if you are bad person,
Responsible guys naim they bear responsibility.
Player marries the best wife.

See those good men, nah they marry narcissistic women.
You can say that over and over and over and over again.
That's just the world we are now.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 7:05am On Oct 02, 2023
Anny69:
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Let me link you up with a movie director. You might actually make a good movie.
Romance › Re: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by Westerhoffe(m): 7:04am On Oct 02, 2023
GodWrites:
Years ago and today are vastly different. In fact, 10k a year ago is equivalent to 100k today. Do you know what inflation is? You keep proving that your IQ is too low, but with a very big ego.
Oh!
Let me show you who is having a low IQ with so much ego here now.
They've said whatever you don't know is your uncle.

Now, can you bleeping check the difference in exchange of Cedis to Naira in 2020 and compare it to that of 2023?

You're just spilling trash thinking you're wise, displaying your level of tiny IQ on this platform and yet now reasoning properly.
You don't know the full details of something and yet you're glorifying your ignorance.

Jeez!
TV/Movies › Re: Ilebaye Wins Big Brother Naija All Stars 2023 by Westerhoffe(m): 9:02pm On Oct 01, 2023
It's quite hilarious to see people calling GOD'S name to this Show of Immortality. Men celebrating the height of Moral Decadence.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Will Leave Inter Miami In 2025, Return To Boyhood Club, Newell by Westerhoffe(m): 7:16pm On Oct 01, 2023
cool
Nairaland General › Re: Bua Crashes The Price Of Cement To 3,500 Per Bag, Promises Further Reduction by Westerhoffe(m): 6:30pm On Oct 01, 2023
Incredible!
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Westerhoffe(m): 6:16pm On Oct 01, 2023
Anny69:
Me.
Well done…
Romance › Re: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by Westerhoffe(m):
GodWrites:
If you believe this story, then it shows how low your IQ is. Most things you read here are concocted lies made to generate clicks. Ask yourself if 3M is even enough to relocate to Ghana.
I know someone who left for Ghana with less than ₦1m some years ago and he's doing great now.
So before you mention or talk about people's IQ, check yours first.
The world does not revolve around your method of reasoning.
Romance › Re: I think by Westerhoffe(m): 5:00am On Oct 01, 2023
undecided
Politics › Re: Past Leaders Of Nigeria From 1914 Till Date (Pictures) by Westerhoffe(m): 4:54am On Oct 01, 2023
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Romance › Re: Why Woman Wey Dey Broke Just Dey Feel They're Dating The Wrong Guy by Westerhoffe(m): 9:22pm On Sep 30, 2023
Mmm…
Romance › Re: As A Guy, Do You Take Pleasure In Sniffing A Girls Pants? by Westerhoffe(m): 9:14pm On Sep 30, 2023
What nonsense is this?
Is this how much you guys are controlled by women's body?
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways We Can Praise God As Christians by Westerhoffe(m): 8:59pm On Sep 30, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
WOW... below is what I said on the other thread.... And I also recall clarifying by also saying ... ... That you would resort to outright lying in order to what, win one for your gods of men speaks volumes of what you are truly working with.
And I asked, provide the Scriptural passages you said Satan quoted in context. Or is that too difficult for you?

I know who I work for just as I know you know I know who you are working for.
So you trying to turn the table in damage control will not work on me.
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Like Forming ? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:56pm On Sep 30, 2023
I don't know how I find this kinda hilarious.

My name too is Campbell.
Romance › Re: Bribe-to- Be Relocate Abroad With 3million Naira Fiance Sent For Their Wedding. by Westerhoffe(m):
Groom sent bride to be ₦3m for wedding preparations.
Bride to be took off with ₦3m.

She might think she's wise, but she's not.

A man who can send you such amount can do much better than that in the early days of the marriage.
This is why some women find it difficult to meet good men.

No sane man, who would know this story will ever want to settle down with such a woman, because she can't be trusted with anything on any grounds.
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways We Can Praise God As Christians by Westerhoffe(m): 8:35pm On Sep 30, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
Um... are you off your meds or what? I never said Satan quoted from Scripture. You did that. Anyways... I am bored so here goes...
Which of the above statements from the devil is a direct quote of Scripture as claimed by your person? undecided
Stop acting… I hate that character.
You openly said Satan quoted the Scriptures in context, and you're denying it openly again. Who does that? angry


I asked you to provide the Scriptural passages you said Satan quoted in context. So don't ask me for it.
Provide and defend your claims.

Simple.
Christianity Etc › Re: 8 Important Ways We Can Praise God As Christians by Westerhoffe(m): 4:35pm On Sep 30, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
One ought to be really careful of all those who trade religious lies in the name or God without regard or respect for God's Truth. undecided
As for the thanksgiving offering that God Himself required of His people, the instructions of what is required by God are written in the Old Law of Moses. undecided
Note how what is required by God even of His Old Law of Moses where you lot pretend your call to worship God comes from as far as thanksgiving, peace, voluntary and even vow offerings differs completely from your many religious rituals which you pretend are of God. undecided
Defend your term of the Devil quoting the scriptures in context and stop ranting like a baby.

You said the Devil quoted the Scriptures in context, defend your claims.
Provide where the Devil quoted the Scriptures in context or forever keep shut,
sit down and learn with humility.

After that, we'll delve into where JESUS CHRIST abolished worship, praises and thanksgiving unto GOD.
Christianity Etc › Re: Praising God Makes The Enemy Flee by Westerhoffe(m): 3:57pm On Sep 30, 2023
Kobojunkiee:
These are your own words, not mine. undecided
Quoting scripture out of context is the same as not quoting scripture at all which is what I said the devil did. So, the onus is in fact on you to show that the devil in fact quoted what Scripture in fact says. undecided
Kobojunkiee:
Wrong! He quoted scripture out of context much the same way you religious lot do. He lifted bits and pieces of scripture from here and there in an attempt to provide backing for his lies.That isn't the same as quoting scripture. Jesus Christ warned against doing that, but it is something you religious kind seem all too comfortable doing anyway as revealed in your earlier assertion regarding that written in Psalm 50. undecided
And you are not just a heresy teacher, but also such a blatant liar.

Whose words are the quoted bolded reds above? undecided

Prove yourself of the term, Quoting the Scriptures in context on the aspect you claimed the Devil did, or forever you keep shut.

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