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Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the audience , I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.
I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, I end up fucking up the interview . they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!
Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.
My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭

tafabaloo:
Hmmmm....corruption everywhere!

One day someone go sell this country without our knowledge and the new buyer wlll forcefully evacuate us to neighhouring Niger or Benin Rep.

Barims:
Thanks 🙏 so much

Barims:
I'm really devastated right now and at the same time confused this is my first semester result; does this mean I failed those courses

Anny69:
Of course, but I'm not interested. I'm not ready to be famous. 🤭

TheMaterialist:
Jesus and Moses are playing golf in heaven,
and they come to a 180- yard hole where one must hit the ball over a a lake.




For an average player, such a hole requires a single shot to hit the ball in the vicinity of
the green, which is the target area.



Moses takes out an appropriate club
for their skill level, a 5- iron, and hits the ball over the water to the green.



When Jesus’s turn comes, he opts for a different club, a 7- iron, which cannot provide enough distance for a player of his moderate skill level.



Moses quickly chastises Jesus for his club choice and recommends that he rethink it.
Jesus defends the choice to Moses by claiming, “Tiger Woods would hit a 7- iron here.”



But unfortunately Jesus cannot hit the ball like
Tiger Woods, and his shot winds up in the lake. Instead of losing his ball,
however, because he is Jesus he simply walks across the lake to retrieve it.



When he returns, he again chooses the 7- iron and proclaims,
“I know for a fact that this is the club that Tiger Woods would use.”


Moses pleads with him to reconsider so that he might avoid another unpleasant result.



Jesus again hits the 7- iron, and the ball again goes into the water.
Jesus is forced again to walk across the lake to find his ball.




As a result of this delay in their play caused by multiple balls being hit into the lake,
two players in the next group catch up to Moses and Jesus.


They arrive at the tee area where Moses is standing and see Jesus walking on the lake
and reaching down for his ball.
One of them says to Moses,
“Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” Moses responds,
“No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”

Source:
- - - Only A Joke can save us by Todd McGowan

shox:
God is dead

Your evidence or proof?
Some of you will just be commenting nonsense, thinking you're being smart ,
not knowing the kind of danger you're exposing your soul to.