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Barims:
Thanks 🙏 so much

Barims:
I'm really devastated right now and at the same time confused this is my first semester result; does this mean I failed those courses

Anny69:
Of course, but I'm not interested. I'm not ready to be famous. 🤭

TheMaterialist:
Jesus and Moses are playing golf in heaven,
and they come to a 180- yard hole where one must hit the ball over a a lake.




For an average player, such a hole requires a single shot to hit the ball in the vicinity of
the green, which is the target area.



Moses takes out an appropriate club
for their skill level, a 5- iron, and hits the ball over the water to the green.



When Jesus’s turn comes, he opts for a different club, a 7- iron, which cannot provide enough distance for a player of his moderate skill level.



Moses quickly chastises Jesus for his club choice and recommends that he rethink it.
Jesus defends the choice to Moses by claiming, “Tiger Woods would hit a 7- iron here.”



But unfortunately Jesus cannot hit the ball like
Tiger Woods, and his shot winds up in the lake. Instead of losing his ball,
however, because he is Jesus he simply walks across the lake to retrieve it.



When he returns, he again chooses the 7- iron and proclaims,
“I know for a fact that this is the club that Tiger Woods would use.”


Moses pleads with him to reconsider so that he might avoid another unpleasant result.



Jesus again hits the 7- iron, and the ball again goes into the water.
Jesus is forced again to walk across the lake to find his ball.




As a result of this delay in their play caused by multiple balls being hit into the lake,
two players in the next group catch up to Moses and Jesus.


They arrive at the tee area where Moses is standing and see Jesus walking on the lake
and reaching down for his ball.
One of them says to Moses,
“Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” Moses responds,
“No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”

Source:
- - - Only A Joke can save us by Todd McGowan

shox:
God is dead

Your evidence or proof?
Some of you will just be commenting nonsense, thinking you're being smart ,
not knowing the kind of danger you're exposing your soul to.

garriAndsugar:
another funny thread

https://www.nairaland.com/6634496/nigerian-parents-oversized-cloths-own

Sucre6:
If u want laugh fall for ground, search for a guy that posted that he wanted to sell off a bad ass phone, the whole comment there go make you laugh fall for grand 😂😂😂😂

https://www.nairaland.com/5564783/ad-gone-wrong-nairalands-2019

Bankowner:
This is beyond burnt offering my broda.
Chronic food poisoning if I must say.

adeoyekay:
Esunsun

Persephone1:
Okay...

All these goodness yet our Nigerian brothers either go back to Nigeria to marry or they end up with fossils.

No problem, when you are done deceiving yourself you will move away from your magic mirror.

Asawoboy:
u will manage it na

GodWrites:
You go explain explain explain, no evidence.

jamesversion:
In all things give thanks to God.

1 Thessalonians 5v18.

Even on immoral TV Shows?
Like are you being serious or sarcastic here?
Watching obscene TV Shows and giving thanks to GOD for the obscenity or what?

The Bible is right anyway…

Revelation 9 (KJV)
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²⁰ And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
²¹ Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

Fredfr33zy:
We are in a society where it pays more if you are bad person,
Responsible guys naim they bear responsibility.
Player marries the best wife.

See those good men, nah they marry narcissistic women.

Anny69:

GodWrites:
Years ago and today are vastly different. In fact, 10k a year ago is equivalent to 100k today. Do you know what inflation is? You keep proving that your IQ is too low, but with a very big ego.