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Politics / Re: Zack Orji Declares Support For Tinubu (Video) by wewe1(m): 9:06pm On Jul 30
Please, who is Zack Oji?

Uhumm!
He that beats the drum for the mad man to dance is no better than the mad man himself.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Offers Cash Reward In Search Of Poster Who Threatened His Child by wewe1(m): 9:21am On Jun 16
Uhmm!
He who comes to equity must come with clean hands
Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by wewe1(m): 10:35pm On May 21
Ẹ ńṣe àdúrà wọn ní ké dake, wọn ní ké dake, tẹ bá lè dake,...
Travel / Re: Menace Of Okada In Owerri Township: Pictures & Video by wewe1(m): 6:31pm On May 14
Owerri?
Are you kidding me
Come to Lagos.
Owerri na child's play.

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Politics / Re: NURTW Dissolves Lagos Council, Sack Mc Oluomo by wewe1(m): 12:44pm On Apr 06
Uhumm!

When the leopard has a toothache, then the goat can go and collect a debt.

Anyway, A cooking pot for the chameleon is a cooking pot for the lizard.

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Politics / Re: Sheikh Nuru Khalid Suspended For Criticising Buhari Over Kaduna Train Attack by wewe1(m): 7:28am On Apr 03
Uhumm!
Family / Re: Is This Invading My Teenagers Privacy? by wewe1(m): 3:44pm On Mar 31
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Privacy... Uhumm
As long as you are under my roof and I foot your bill, forget privacy...
I install Family Link on my daughter phone with which

I regulate the hours she spends daily on her device I know how many minutes she spend on any app.
I set bedtime (the phone automatically lock at the set time. However, she can still make and receive calls).
I can block any installed app.
I approve or deny installation of any new app, the phone send for authorisation from me any app she wants to Install. I can approve or deny
I know her location at anytime (she cannot turn location off).

The phone cannot be factory reset for any reason without my approval.

And many more.... grin grin shocked

All these, I do remotely on my phone.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Sacks Private Soldier For Taking Picture In Colonel’s Office - SR by wewe1(m): 12:38pm On Mar 22
Just thinking out loud.........

While we pardon Boko Haram members, treat them Presidentially....

A private soldier sat on his superior's seat and took a picture 1then he is dismissed from the service....
Why?
1. Gross indiscipline
2. Army Code of conduct

All resources spent on training him went down the drain.

We like wasting resources in this country, all resources

Natural resources
Human resources
Capital resources

All na waste

This life no balance at all....
Travel / Re: Japa: Don't Insult Nigeria If You Fall Under These Kind Of People (opinion) by wewe1(m): 9:34pm On Feb 13
Uhumm!
Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Woman Delivers Baby In A Bus While Traveling From Bori To Port Harcourt by wewe1(m): 3:14pm On Jan 28
The name shall be called
A"BUS"ede

Sorry...

Abosede

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Romance / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Caught Having Sex With 63-Year-Old Mad Woman In Lagos by wewe1(m): 10:17pm On Jan 20
Uhumm!

A man who brings home ant infested firewood is definitely planning party for lizards, hen self go show.

Chinua Achebe quote remix.

This man is definitely relocating to the big house.

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TV/Movies / Re: Mo Abudu Responds To Criticism Trailing 'Chief Daddy 2' by wewe1(m): 5:18pm On Jan 14
Uhumm!

All we are just saying is....

"When the chameleon brings forth a child, is not that child expected to dance?"

Quote from
Ola Rotimi's The Gods Are Not to Blame
Page 9

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Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Janet Fajimi Kidnapped In Lagos (Photo) by wewe1(m): 5:14pm On Dec 12, 2021
The was posted yesterday with SOS caption and it is just making front page now?

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Celebrities / Re: Dija Shares Photos Of Her Father And Mother by wewe1(m): 10:17am On Dec 07, 2021
Uhumm!

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree.....

...... Except Apple on a hilly ground grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Lagos EndSARS Panel Report: Sanwo Olu Deserves Commendation – Youth Alliance by wewe1(m): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2021


Uhumm!!!
When you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes but the monkey remains.

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Politics / Re: List Of Casualties Of Lekki Tollgate Shooting - Judicial Panel by wewe1(m): 8:59pm On Nov 15, 2021
I thought they said nobody died, where is this list of names coming from?

In this country we play politics with everything..
So pathetic

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Health / Re: I'm On A Mission To Break My Addiction To Pepsi. by wewe1(m): 1:00pm On Nov 11, 2021
Take it or leave it, all human will definitely have to fight one or more battles at a certain point in life. More interesting and exciting is to have the courage to own up and decide to face the issue squarely.
I salute your courage.
I can relate to this issue because I am...... Uhumm... was also Coke addict.

I will tell you it is not going to be easy but with discipline and dedication you can do it.

I will modify this post later to give you tips on how to handle the urge to grab the bottle... Have to work now....

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Crime / Re: Plateau Polytechnic: Injuries As Army Opened Fire On Protesting Students by wewe1(m): 5:48am On Sep 22, 2021

The dance of shame has started again.

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Politics / Re: LASG Issues "Stop Work" Order To Iron, Steel Manufacturers In Ikorodu by wewe1(m): 9:42pm On Sep 01, 2021
Stop work
Means
Stop Labour
Which means
No more worker
Which means
Unemployment...


I am just thinking aloud

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Job Wahala--- Mature advise from married people needed. by wewe1(m): 6:14pm On Jun 06, 2021
Personal Experience
In the year 2007
After myself and then fiance... Later became my wife finished our NYSC in Ebonyi and Imo State respectively, My wife got a Job in Abuja some months after I started working with Oceanic Bank in Lagos,.... You know what? She rejected the offer, thinking that we shall continue to stay in Lagos. I persuaded her to accept it she she looked at me in her usual "Don't go there manner"

Guess what? 3 months later I was transferred to Abuja.

Moral
We tend to reject God's plan for our lives using our mortal logical thinking and reasoning. God's way is not our ways.

Conclusion

Let her take the appointment in Abuja. Thing will fall in place.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To 20 Yrs Imprisonment In South Africa For Conning Women by wewe1(m): 12:58am On May 01, 2021
Ẹ Don done
Celebrities / Re: Photos From 30th Birthday Celebration Of Billionaire Businessman Ned Nwoko's Mor by wewe1(m): 7:11pm On Jan 30, 2021
Uhumm!

To think that tomorrow Sunday is still January 31 2021, dey do me somehow.
Make January go make we see February 2021 kai. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Trump Set To Reclaim Power For Republican Party by wewe1(m): 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2021
Uhumm!

To think that tomorrow is still January 2021, dey do me somehow.
Make January go make we see February 2021 kai. grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: "I Went Through Pain" - Davido Cries Out As He Goes Extra Mile To Show His Love by wewe1(m): 7:05pm On Jan 30, 2021
Uhumm
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Launches His ‘office Of The Former President’ In Florida by wewe1(m): 5:00pm On Jan 27, 2021
Available turns desirable o
Anything wey God's hand no dey, na waste of time.
_Abba Blessing

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Business / Re: 70 Shops Burnt In Alade Market Fire In Lagos by wewe1(m): 3:00pm On Jan 26, 2021
Uhumm!
Fire does not make fire, only ashes.

Them don start,
Sunday Igboho House
Alade Market all within 24 hours.
......

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Health / Re: Abdullahi Ibrahim Dies Of COVID-19 Disease (Ex Minister) by wewe1(m): 9:37pm On Jan 24, 2021
Uhumm!
Death is like a dress that, at some point or another, everyone has to wear.

Journey well to the other side.
RIP

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Fights Her Friend For Telling Her Boyfriend She’s Cheating (Photo) by wewe1(m): 2:47pm On Jan 22, 2021
Uhumm!

The monkey and gorilla may claim kinship, but the monkey is a monkey and the gorilla is a gorilla.

A cheat is always a cheat. grin

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Mother And Child In Warri While Chasing Yahoo Boys (Graphic) by wewe1(m): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2021
Uhumm!
When rain falls on a leopard, it wets him but does not wash off his spots.

Nigerian Police is bad no matter the colouration (SARS, MOPOL, RRS, etc)
Their animal mentality is strictly out of this world.
This is sad cry cry cry

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Travel / Re: Usuma Dam, Abuja: You Won't Believe This Is Nigeria (Video, Photos) by wewe1(m): 8:05pm On Jan 09, 2021
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Some things are true either you believe them or not.

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Celebrities / Re: See What Bill Gate Was Wishing Africans, And See Pastor Adeboye Replies To Bill by wewe1(m): 1:32am On Jan 05, 2021

I was awe, in shock anticipation mode.
I tip-toed towards the link above,
My strength falleth me
My body temperature fell rapidly
I took a trip to my miniature fridge
Luck smiled at me grin
My forsaken ginger flavoured sobo
Was looking at me eyeball to eyeball
I took another step of faith and
Muster all the energy in me
Drank the sobo (about 0.75 litter)
After few moment
Strength came, "gingerly"
I surmount courage
I click on the link....


Guess what? I was NOT SHOCKED cool cool cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Youtube Memes by wewe1(m): 1:29am On Jan 05, 2021
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