No be small attack oo....

uhmm!

I dey Gbadun Obama Swag sha

[quote author=drumma]I'm so tuned in I don't care if I get sacked for going to work late in the morning.... [/quote

you just got me giggling.... seriously sack ke? execpt of course if you were a perpetual late comer.

One Hour to go.......

waiting........ what time is it right now?

OMG ! by the way, How much is the contract of Abuja - Lokoja road? this certainly affect the price of G A R R I ooo..... sorry for the G word.....

So what do we do?

Same here. Just came back from church to find the error on my screen. The customer service line is not even going through. What is the issue with dstv?

juman: The film was an insult to the muslim. It's condemned.

so? must you kill to drive home your point?
sometime i wonder why they always say PBH (peace be onto him) whenever the name MOHAMMED is mention, it is now obvious... he was not a peaceful person and Islam was never, is never and will never be a religion of PEACE. PEACEFUL ko PISSFULL ni
Nonsense and stupid religion, religion of misguided elements

many a times, people have insulted our Lord and saviour Jesus
Christ, holy bible had been burnt yet we held our peace because
we know the battle is not ours. leave whoever desecrate quran or
insulted muhammed alone for God to handle. for how long will
you kill in the name of religious. this barbaric act should stop. you
people are causing more havoc to the world than the message of
peace you claim. the other time in nigeria all hell was let loosed
just because a writer said muhammed would have married some of
the miss world contestant if he were to be alive. what is happening
to us? we need peace and not this wanton destruction. How peaceful is islam

I cant believe i just read all the 24 pages of Garri, laugh won kill me, most people around me thought i was crazy and in attempt to explain garri concept to them ......... another round of rib cracking laugh cos they dont understand....... I just told one of them to follow Garri on twitter, He thought i was crazy, he was dumbfounded to see Garri Cabal Unit (GCU) on twitter!
I am rolling on the floor...... LWKM ..........
Help!!!
code red sorry code G4
please call GCU ASAP
ah ha ha ha ha ...............
NAIRALAND ROCKS!!!

This is serious, Price of G A R R I has affected NAIRALAND? Is it a virus or is that same G4 i know? I thought they are two parallel lines.

Infact how does this pay for my house Rent?

I am not an expert but similar case happened to my car around May this year and before I could say Jack Robinson the engine packed up. I had to buy another engine.
First let your mechanic check the oil pump if it is still functioning properly.
He should also check if it has not affected the engine.
PLEASE DONT DRIVE IT AROUND UNTILL YOU HAVE FIXED IT OR ELSE......... PREPARE TO BUY ANOTHER ENGINE.

leslieu63: The message above is clearly nothing more than just another HOAX. I don’t know why people are circulating panic messages such as this to disturb the lives of other people. From what I have noticed, this message has been circulating since 2008 and it suddenly reappeared today, 16 August 2012. I also received text messages containing this false information and saw similar Facebook posts. I did my own research and I have found no credible reports that confirm the claims in the warning message. There are no references to such a threat listed on credible scientific websites. I also checked the
NASA and BBC news today to see if they have posted something like this. Fortunately, both have never said such a thing and will never probably produce a similar baseless statement. Despite the claim in the message, there are several reasons to say that this information is untrue. First, Mars could not emit harmful radiation because it is not a star. Cosmic rays are emitted by stars. i.e bodies that are undergoing nuclear reactions that is fusion (as occurs in our sun) or fission (as occurs in nuclear reactors). Mars is neither. It is a planet that just reflects sunlight. It cannot emit cosmic radiation. Next, with regards to these rays the earth’s atmosphere is capable of taking care of them so no need to worry. The magnetosphere absorbs and protects us from the sun’s harmful radiation. Whatever remains is too feeble to affect any thing as far as earth. Another thing is that we are actually
hit by cosmic rays every day — all day (and night too). If it was going to hurt your cell, then it would have already fried it by now. Sometimes magnetic storms on the
sun will fry the electronics of
satellites in orbit, and may also blow
out the power grid in high latitudes
near the Earth’s magnetic poles, but
other than static, I don’t see what it might do to your cell phones. So, to anyone who will receive this kind of message, please think it over and help educate others. Spreading dubious and unsubstantiated warnings such as this is counterproductive and is unlikely to help anyone.

please tell them

I can see the ray right now, coming towards my phone, my head is spinning, my eyes are about falling from it sockets. oh no! the cosmic or comic ray has turned to a radio station, with all its power, i am listening to it right now on RAYPOWER FM.
cosmic ray ko COSMOS FM ni.

DonHummer: Olympics is nt over yet.....lol

okay sir or na ma
we can still win in
LUDO
SNAKE & LADDER
WHOT
& DICE

New world Record by Jamaican 4x100 Relay

USAIN BOLT has done it again

disqualified naija is known for unusual things

Naija has done it again! we are too much! ..... no Medal.......

Our dear NIGERIA coming ............ oh God.! ........

USA is taking the lead

any hope for naija ..........

that first leg lady fine sha

All i know is that lots of impossible things have been happening in lagos in the past 4 years.

How does this pay for my house rent?
I'd love to see pic of charlie boy when he was 18 yrs and Derenle when he was on KIDDIE VISION 101
..... hissing in wazobia

who cares

seriously, seriouly

zugoboss: Sony xperia s & samsung galaxy note,which is better especially when it comes to battery life? What are the android phones that comes in keypad & touch? I just love using both at once.

Try samsung galaxy y pro duos.
a dual sim phone powered by andriod.
with QWERTY keyboard and touch screen

SPECIFICATIONS
Device Name: Samsung Galaxy Y Pro Duos
Release date: 2012, January
Platform: Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) you can upgrade (amazing)
Processor: 832 MHz
Chipset: -
Network: GSM: 850/900/1800/1900 MHz; HSDPA:
900/2100 MHz; HSDPA 7.2 Mbps
Display: 2.6-inch TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K
colors
Form Factor: bar
Colors: Black
Memory: 160 MB user available, 512 MB ROM, 384
MB RAM, microSD expandable memory (up to
32GB)
Camera: 3.15 MP camera/camcorder with Geo-
tagging (2048×1536 pixels), with VGA Secondary
Camera
USB: microUSB 2.0
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth: 3.0 with A2DP
Battery: 1,350mAh
GPS: yes
Browser: HTML, Adobe Flash
WAP: WAP 2.0/HTTP
SyncML (DM) Support: DM 1.2, FOTA
Radio: Stereo FM radio
Phone Features: Dual SIM Support, Email (POP3,
IMAP4, SMTP, SSL, TLS), Gtalk, Document Viewer,
Mobile Printing (BPP/Pictbridge), Flight Mode,
vCard/vCalendar, Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk, Picasa
integration, SNS integration, MP4/WMV/H.264
player, MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player, etc.
Dimension: 110.8 x 63.5 x 11.9mm (H x W x D)
Weight: 112.3g
Price: 〓N〓30,000 to 〓N〓34,000

sonyjacobs: plz house which is the cheapest samsung phone that has a portable wifi hotspot? Am tired of using bluetooth connection. thanks

Try samsung galaxy y pro duos.
a dual sim phone powered by andriod.
with WIFI HOTSPOT
SPECIFICATIONS
Device Name: Samsung Galaxy Y Pro Duos
Release date: 2012, January
Platform: Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) you can upgrade (amazing)
Processor: 832 MHz
Chipset: -
Network: GSM: 850/900/1800/1900 MHz; HSDPA:
900/2100 MHz; HSDPA 7.2 Mbps
Display: 2.6-inch TFT capacitive touchscreen, 256K
colors
Form Factor: bar
Colors: Black
Memory: 160 MB user available, 512 MB ROM, 384
MB RAM, microSD expandable memory (up to
32GB)
Camera: 3.15 MP camera/camcorder with Geo-
tagging (2048×1536 pixels), with VGA Secondary
Camera
USB: microUSB 2.0
WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth: 3.0 with A2DP
Battery: 1,350mAh
GPS: yes
Browser: HTML, Adobe Flash
WAP: WAP 2.0/HTTP
SyncML (DM) Support: DM 1.2, FOTA
Radio: Stereo FM radio
Phone Features: Dual SIM Support, Email (POP3,
IMAP4, SMTP, SSL, TLS), Gtalk, Document Viewer,
Mobile Printing (BPP/Pictbridge), Flight Mode,
vCard/vCalendar, Google Search, Maps, Gmail,
YouTube, Calendar, Google Talk, Picasa
integration, SNS integration, MP4/WMV/H.264
player, MP3/WAV/eAAC+ player, etc.
Dimension: 110.8 x 63.5 x 11.9mm (H x W x D)
Weight: 112.3g
Price: 〓N〓30,000 to 〓N〓34,000

SYNC TUNES
To sync my Itunes music and Playlist to my phone.

MOON + READER
for my ebooks

ADOBE Reader
For my Pdf files

OPERA MINI
for browsing

iSTORY BOOK
for reading bedtime story to my daughter

CHESS LIVE
To show my chess prowess online lol

4SHARES
To download hot and classic music free online and to cut songs for ringtones

JETAUDIO
To play my music and tweet the music on tweeter and facebook

NQ MOBILE ANTI-VIRUS
For phone protection and monitors my data usage.

NEED FOR SPEED
Quality game

EXPENSES MANAGER
To track expenses

WHATSAPP, NIMBUZ & EBUDDY
For chatting

PICSAY
To edit my pics

SKPE etc

CODE RED CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED..........
TANGO DOWN.......
COPY THAT