₦airaland Forum

crazy254:
Something really strange happened at the First National Bank in Nairobi, Kenya. A guy tried to rob the bank using a watermelon, and it left everyone scratching their heads. The person who did this is still unknown, and it's making headlines as one of the weirdest bank robbery attempts in recent times.

The Weird Incident

This person walked into the bank, wearing a black hoodie and sunglasses, and went up to the bank teller. Now, instead of using a gun or something you'd expect in a robbery, he put a watermelon on the counter and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

Naturally, the bank teller was very confused. She asked him why he was doing this, and he just repeated his demand. When she didn't give in, he picked up the watermelon and acted like he was going to use it as a weapon.

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so na white people dey Nairobi abi, you dey craz

Ashirioluwa:
Tree from HELL

IGI ORAN!!

Acekidc4:
People should give Tinubu time, he will surely perform and do wonders. You all will thank him later. Things are really bad, we all know but it won't be for long.

How long? I mean how long can you as a human survive without food and water! This is thesame statement you people mention in 2015 to 2022 that Nigerians should be patient with buhari until we discovered in 2022 that buhari was busy developing his home town Niger. Una don start again useless advisers

EyeCumInPiss:
Supported. No ceasefire until Gaza is rid of every Hamas Terrorists elements.

Seconded

benuejosh:
The North never knew about this issues of kidnapping that started in the South East and South South. How come it has found its way into the Northern region.

I wish her safe release and the kidnappers should be found and made to face the wrath of the law.

I stand against lawlessness and crime.

Modified: To the kids quoting me and asking me if what happened to chibok was a vacation. Most of them i am sure were given birth after Yar'adua died. Go and learn about kidnapping activities of the south south militants and those of the South East who were highway robbers and kidnappers before asking me of Chibok girls.

just keep quiet 🤐, you are speaking rubbish. Total nonsense

timothy2396:
Those coffins are loaded with weapons... That's how they do it

I'm telling you

nnachukz:
Isreal makes promise and keep it. Iran should put body and see if Isreal won't respond with greater force.

IDF no dey joke, Donal thrump would have thought this useless Iran a big lesson when he ordered drone strike on Solemani. Iran make noise for nothing. Now Iran want to step on cobra

Ever8090:
Wether they defend d naira or not, one thing I know is, Nigeria is super rich. Nigeria is not one of the richest country in the world, but the richest country in the world. No country can survive the level of corruption Nigeria is withstanding.

Only politicians from one state out of the 36 state in Nigeria will loot China's resources dry in one year.

you nailed it. God bless you abundantly

Zionmdde:
Let's hold a mega rally for the victims of terrorism in Nigeria here first. Stupid idiots. If Christians also decide to hold their rally in support of Israel these same terrorists will start crying foul
.

imagine people bandits dey kidnapped, Boko Haram dey kill come dey hold rally for Palestinians. Wayray people

checkmatez:
Okay no problem
When you dey come back?

you know all those "Ogun kill, thunder fire , you dey craze, ur papa" wey we dey take catch Cruz here in Nigeria dey sustain us, you come go where everyone dey mind thier own business, you go just silk.

Mccullum:
Can you mention any ammunition in possession of US that Russia doesn't have?

That attack of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in WW 2, Japan didn't match US prior to nuclear bomb. Presently, Russia has largest nuclear bomb on this planet earth.

you wouldn't know because Russia was making noise about what they have, US never mention they have such

BentizilL0:
Russia also tested their ability in Afghanistan and Vietnam fool...
American movies make you guys reason downward...

don't call me fool again before I slap you. Respect yourself

Taylor94:
Thats what all these barren regions know how to do best



Na so their principal carry 400million crude oil money go lodge olosho for New York with him rotten teeth



Selling beer is Haram but carrying olosho and bombing people is not


Still they eat fatter portion from alcohol proceeds


Animals

Lol, bros you dey vex oh. I talk am, these people are very useless. They're just opportunist, that's why they want one Nigeria. Let them kill themselves all. That will be ok for South, they should not forget to kill Tinubu too because we in SW don't even know if he's Chad or Togo sef

Mccullum:
Even North Korea, Iran and the antecedent of Afghanistan US can't defeat her in one.

So, it's Russia, you thought US will defeat in one, that's hypobole.

those country you mentioned never engaged US in all out conventional war. Go and as Japanese they will tell you what all out war with United States means, they will tell you. Troops deployment and pulling out with restricted order is completely different from total war where every resources at thier disposal will be used.

darealez:
lol! There will be no winner... Just one nuclear war head from both sides...end of story!

you think so? Na. So Hamas think when they go step on cobra tails, and it still biting them hard right now. You have no idea of US nuclear defence system. What if it intercept Russia strikes. Then America rain this on Russia. Don't forget master is always master. American have tested Russia capabilities in Ukraine.

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

see wait, American haven't been making mouth about what they have in thier asernal. They shocked the whole world in August 15 1945 when they dropped Atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. As in as far back as 1945. Now imagine what they will have in 2024. When North Korea, Russia, Iran will be making noise. American is already ahead of them watching closely. If world war III Eventually activate, all these noise makers will endup crying fowl calling America wicked nation. But now thier small nyansh dey shake

Lance008:
Oba won place curse and he no Dey create work

mumu man, yeye oba wey wan collect money

Taylor94:
These people and forgery


Na so them arrest 680 Yoruba nurses in UK forged their certificate to work in a hospital in UK


Tinubu forge him own too


Adegba no see his fellow tribes man certificate to forge na OBINNA NDUKA he see

Friday Ayegba is not a Yoruba name you this omoale.

condralbedez:

Watin abokis go dey thick of now?

them dey fear Igbo not knowing na Tinubu them suppose fear gan

Akaegwu:
Go on until Nigerian becomes very useless and uninhabitable.

with #1250= $1. Which very useless are you looking for again.

money121:
The days of running a phone call business centre
Time passes quickly
Do you make calls with this phone?

For me Yes

everybody did! Except you never use business center to make calls back then

hisexcellency34:
Why is Rufai Oseni always arguing with every guest on Arise TV? Can't he just agree with someone for once?

that's what makes him a good journalist. Not rubber-stamped #7k journalist liter around the country

Rtk4:
I give my wife #500 everyday to cook for the house and yet she complains, it's really annoying.

Do you know that the #500 is even too much because there's everything a woman need to cook in bulk in the house. Meat, crayfish, Maggi, salt, seasonings.....

I mean everything. All she buys is things we can't buy in bulk which is tomatoes and pepper. Please guys what's your take?

Here in the north all these perishables are too cheap, she just steps out of the house and buy them from women selling just in front of our house.

Before some people start saying I'm stingy, you must also know that she doesn't lack anything. I give her pocket money and also buys her anything she needs as far as i can afford.

#500 or #5000? With #500, you must be eating rubbish, even if you have everything. What makes food Rich isn't Maggie and meat. Some woman uses garlic, Ginger to cook meat🍖. . If you want to enjoy your life, give your woman what she ask for

Pauliaette:
How can I work with this man Wike, even as a gardener. I too love this man Mr Wike

Hopelessness

Xxxxtentacion2:
Palestine cant keep Gaza not for long. The attack on Isreal is a big mistake on the part of hamas.. they fell for the bait. one thing is sure they will lose gaza as punishment...
nabka occured because isreal won the war of 1948... all is fair in war... if isreal had lost same thing would happen to them too. they outsmart the palestines in 1948 and they are still doing so today... they purposely left their border open so hamas could strike then giving them the excuse to finish them off...

this is exactly what I said but some were shouting Intelligent failure. Israel Knew what they were doing. They set the bait and Hamas fell for it. On that Saturday morning when they were jubilating, I was like are they celebrating thier own death ☠️ because the blind know what Israel is capable of.

nnachukz:
Yet known and potential terrorists said we should not support them because they are not Christians. But Isreal identifies with the Bible same holy book of the christians.
I know my enemies and I also know my friends. You can't teach me who should be my enemies or friends.

Na the like of Fulani herdsmen they want us to be supporting. Mad people, they will go to hell

inoki247:
NPF and always dieing in dere sleep....

courses too much on them

OneCandleAway:
And the unfortunate thing is Egypt won't want to take them. Because they will have terrorist among them.

in less than two months, they will start throwing bombs

horsepower102:
Where are all the Hamas sympathizers in Nigeria?

This has been happening in Nigeria for decades and all of you hypocritical Hamas sympathizers have been silent.

Is it because the fulanis are predominantly Muslims and it’s okay if they kill kafirs for their lands.

May Eternal curse be upon you hypocrites.

Tinubu said he will continue where buhari stopped. My problem is the people who supporting the evil

Lifestone:
Terrible comparison.
Liberia has only about 5,800 polling units in the entire country. With less than 3million registered voters and total land size of about Niger State.
The comparison doesn't make sense.
Nigerians always looking for ways to bring down their Country. The Liberia election is smaller than some State Election

include pictures of candidates on ballots. You people are the country main problem. When there's call for people in Authority to do the right thing, uNa useless opinion because of political affiliation will be dragging issues. Just telling people to do the right thing period.

Rahkman:
GOD BLESS ISREAL

Joe Biden stand with Israel, he traveled to Israel, he's now in Israel, but the useless Terrorist here in Nigeria will be shouting I stand with Palestinians, Common to travel to Gaza they no fit

misreal:
U go cry tire

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