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My phone- sony xperia t2 ultra dual- recently got the lollipop update notice. But it says the lollipop is 1.2gb sized, and it needs a computer, saying that a program must be run on the computer for the phone to get updated. I met a guy who says he would do the update at the rate of N4,500.

Since I don't have such an amount right now, could anybody help me on how I can do this myself, please? Thanks all.

...although I see an ulterior motive in reawakened friendship. Something like: since we are becoming friends again, help me to talk to the new guy. It's all good.

If una like una comot subsidy, if una like una comot scamsidy; wetin I dey talk be say I no want make fuel for this Naija pass N50 a liter. I no go get river for backyard, dey complain say I no see water to use wash, lailai!

He must have taken that pic when he went to perform abroad. Not that he can't acquire the bike, but why all the shakara? I don't know why I am daily dreaming about buying the Triumph rocket iii roadster motorcycle always.

Amaechi is indirectly saying that Buhari shouldn't probe the administration he is succeeding simply because it will be a waste of time and resources... Mbanuuu! Let this crazy immunity be done away with and the season of probes should begin.

I hope the the right government bodies are carefully monitoring this thread.

cramjones:
CramJones to Trek for Justice in Nigeria!

In solidarity with the trekking youths, I would like you to join me in my trek for victory and rule of law in Nigeria. I am presently in Boston, Massachusetts. We would start from the Blue Hill Reservation park trail and will end up in Providence Rhode Island where we will have a Nigerian celebration at the Roger William Park. The whole trail is 51 miles or 100 km and it will take approximately 2 days for the journey.

We would have first aid kits, food, mobile camping tents and basic survival kit box. If you are in the Boston Area indicate here and I will contact all of you personally. I intend doing this over the weekend to avoid encroaching into people's work time. Most likely next weekend, so that folks can be better prepared. Each person participating will be given a T-shirt written "Justice and rule of Law in Nigeria", a steps calculator band, and all the supplies I mentioned earlier.

This promises to be fun!

-CramJones

PS: At least the Nigerians in the US are not jobless like the ones in Nigeria, so we will do it on a weekend or Memorial day weekend, so that folks can rest on Monday which is a public holiday.

Cramjones, I am interested, though living in Naija. Get me my visa and make it an all-expenses-paid trip. whatofyou and America... Sounds good, don't it?

Boss13:
Ben needs to relax, else his colleagues will ouster him and he would be left in the wilderness alone. Well, it is good he expresses his mind and people know his standpoint on certain issues, however, he must be careful because the good don't survive in Nigerian Politics.

E be like say you don finally lose hope for the happenings in dis nation? D kind of people we dey pray to come represent us don show, u com dey fear wetin him colleagues go do am. Naija's time to change don come, and anybody wey stand against am go get blown away. Make we build up more support, not doubt, abeg.

I feels good... lalalalalalalala
Keep mounting the pressure of on your co-members and the government in its entirety. Who knows if this man won't, one day, become the head o f our government? I wait to see how your time unfolds.

On second thought, this is an insult to the Presidency: why even trek to Otuoke, Bayelsa when your president is still in the villa? Who is gonna receive them when they get there, or will GEJ leave his important duties and services to come and honour them with his presence? All GEJ treks should take effect after handover.

As for me, tests come in various ways. What I call test may not be same to you-- it is relative. There is nobody in this world that doesn't have one or so forms of test he or she is trying to pass through.

Freemanan:
Mbaukwu, Anambra state.

Nekwa nwannem! Ebeteghite, ndeewo.

See how exhaust dey like soak-away pipes. He looks fresh and smart and lively and enviable and...

PDude, I sent you a mail. Thanks.

...and passers-by and lookers-on were passing by looking on. If you wanna make peace, make peace; if you wanna make arrests do so; but don't go degrading your fellow man because you are a soldier. What will even happen if a soldier decides to PUBLICLY shame me and I refuse, hoping on my knowledge of rights, passers-by and lookers-on?

expozey:
Where you come put julius berger na?

I thought the list was about five indigenous construction companies in Naija.

What are big thighs? I needz to see.

But the writeup with the American flag looked like what a semi-literate would write, not something a world-class army would have written: kinda forged! Anyways, nothing is forever hidden under the sun. Truth we must find, and no peace for the wicked.

Going by this ad., what I'm seeing as the real truth behind the postponement of the elections, is because the guys at PDP got intimidated. Meaning: the PDP, not INEC, actually saw to the postponement. PDP, why?!

Rape is not always forceful; it simply means having sexual activity with another person without that person's consent. Can a man be raped? Yes, it is not unusual-- he can be drugged and raped; he can be forced with the help of weapons and be raped; he can be subdued by a gang of females et c. Another thing, the penis has a mind of its own- once it smells/sees that 'socket' it can't be stopped; know that!

My own understanding.

See how opportunity dey land for people wey no want am. Agreement and signatures thangs loading.

Tell the landlady say you actually 'video' them for phone, and u don copy am to one of ur friends phone sef. If she no want her husband trouble, make she know how una go use strike two or so years free tenancy for yourself. She fit tell her husband say na you save her life the day wey fraudsters come wan...

Na person talk, say opportunity comes but once. If she was stupid enough to beg for your silence on the matter, she will be stupid also to believe this tale.

fyneboi79:
For this kin season of election I cannot return it o. Because it may be bribe money for election rigging. So its better I keep it to myself as Gods way of stopping d rigging

I don laugh sotey devil wan come deceive me. No be only rigging! Nna, but you funny wellu wellu.

[quote author=pDude post=31058409]

That is actually my bike in the pix [/quo

You should be asking if such accessories are readily available in our markets. The 29inch tyre gear bicycle I bought 'belgian' from Onitsha, and used for some months before one of the tubes went bad, is still gathering dust at home because I haven't been able to get the matching tube. It took me several, monthly trips to Enugu to even buy a pair of new tyres.

[quote author=Oildichotomy post=30904773]And what's the difference ?

Learn to be creative, I tweak proverbs-- don't get mad cos I didn't say it the way you know it.
I don't follow the bandwagon [/Quote

Mr Tweaker, tweak no more, or get ready to be fined. Have you ever seen a grasshopper on a corpse before? Proverbs may sound ordinary, but they also have structures and laws that guide them.
Follow the bandwagon when it comes to proverbs, biko.

Does it mean that there wasn't any structure put in place to forcefully stop movement across the tracks when a train is nearby?

The woman was celebrating world nuclear weapons day, telling us the world be safer using less n. weapons. Abi una no see the mushroom, representing the explosive natu...

How many days to election? Buy a clean used motorcycle from one of these our northern brothers that is travelling home for the elections-- they usually sell at a-too-good-to-be-true price. Then be diligent in the cycling biz; also find a place where you will be hauling bags of cement, poultry feeds et c. for a retail shop. You won't believe the speed at which billions will come knocking!

Or

Dig a hole in the ground, bury the money with a cup of faith, and watch a money making tree emerge!

Time is unspecified by you, though; feel free to thank me later.

Could this thing happening in countries like Isreal, where every citizen has a year or so stint with the army, be applicable to our Naija. What happens when this present army gets retired and its replacement is sought and nobody answers due to pictures being consistently sketched in people's minds. Let us put learn to put effective strategies for continuity in all spheres!

Jehovah God of Armies, let Naija know and have peace once more.

Praying to take souls that are still as important to God as his. 'Two wrongs' don't make a right in the eyes of God. Rather than praying he should have been recollecting all the strategies thought him in the military school.

More weapons to our Armies.

yemicoal:
lol... some naija guys r so gullible, naso dem dey use una for rituals, if d so called jenny is real y does she have to keep saying it. morons

But the lady definitely go don come or dey for Naija sef, abi u no see the protector for the windows? Whether she is the one or her pic is being used by her friends, lover(s), is a tori for another day. Anywayz, make I put eye for boobsi... business.

This suspense is getting sweeter and more interesting

They left the important things out, like the cause of the accidents: tyre defects or bad tyres, poorly maintained vehicles, overspeeding, under-age drivers, bad roads et c; the build of the cars, whether class mini-buses, luxurious buses, smaller vehicles et c. Make una no blame me, if most of us know these things atleast we know what to take and expect in journeys. They should have given us percentages in these regards. Shalom!

Barely few months of praising our cement manufacturers on their too-good-to-be-true reduction in the price of cement, cement has now doubled its price to become N1,900. Does it mean that a man- with one head and two testes!- can wake up one morning and decide to reduce or increase the price of cement at will? Where are offices responsible for price regulation in Nigeria? Could this be the national Christmas gift? For how long will we keep enduring this rubbish?

Nevertheless, how much does a bag of a cement go for in your place?