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But Satan never outsmarted our Rock of Ages for once. Our God does things in their time. When we say the Lord's prayer, we say: "Let thine kingdom come." Mankind still thinks he has the solution to troubles of the world. As far as mankind thinks this way, satan's safety is guaranteed.
Trouble will soon come when mankind finally 'throws in the towel' about 'healing' the world. When majority of the world begins to run to the mountains and caves, crying that they fall on them; when death-wishing on a global scale seems to become the source of hope to our despair, then Satan's end has come. That time, both the righteous and sinners will collectively seek for a new landlord for Earth. Remember, Satan is the present runner of the world.
The time you think God is wasting or sparing is for you to come join his flock, for He does not want you to perish! My brother, God does not make mistakes. Let us repent now, the 'another time' might be late.

plaetton: Was this before or after the creation of the universe?

And why can't he destroy Satan now? Why wait for Satan to do more damage?
Imagine all the trouble he would saved himself and mankind, for that matter, if he had destroyed satan from the beginning of time.

Are you sure God is even capable of destroying Satan?
Satan has had a very long time to ponder and prepare for this long awaited battle. Don't you think that perhaps satan might outsmart god again?

Even if Satan did, not all sins are forgiven- like the one against the Holy Spirit.

Ajibam: he didn't ask for forgiveness... ask and it shall be given

Which church is the perfect church? These religious bodies are constantly copy-catting each other, fusing biblical knowledge with men's knowledge and getting different results because mankind is heterogeneous. Funny thing is, bring out your set of ideas, whether crazy or not, and people are bound to follow and praise you. I like them Jehovah's witnesses; they be good people. However, I think of them as the guys that want to reconcile science with christianity.
God wants those that will serve Him in spirit and truth, and I believe they are few in each of the religious bodies. Church does not save!

I will blame the various Students Union Government leaders and our students for failing to have a say on how their 'homes' are run. This thing concerns you the same way it concerns the ASUU people and FG. Do something, do anything but stay at home and hope! Indirectly, we all.

I am not God to judge!
Let me hold my peace.
I can do this.
You can't keep covering truth forever.
With the kind of music and video they 'serve,' I can only tell 'em to know and decide the God they are fasting and praying to!
However, I am not God...

Movie peeps, I need your help on how to download movies on my phone. The name of the movie I currently want to download is Chris Tucker's Money Talks. Please help me out with the steps. I have tried severally.

What is with the 'can't they find kids to act the role?' It may be that movie is about an illiterate couple, who decide they must get back to school at all cost, no matter the embarrassment. See the film first before criticising, abeg.
However, the uniform reminds me of my Newbreed international school days at Kagoro, Kaduna. N.B.I.S. Carry go...

But FG is deaf. In fact, once our colleagues get into elective positions they lose power over all their sense organs. It is our fault if we cannot make 'deaf people' understand or carry out what we have in mind. This blame is both sides.

Where you for want make Sanjo put him hand before, eh? Person wey people dey mark, nothing him ever do wey dey good.
But dat man no be mgbada unya again. See as old age don put weakness for him eyes.

I don't know the reason why the discussion on this topic veered onto another lane, but since it did, and I have been pitching my tent from the anti-Jonah to the pro-Jonah and back without anchoring, this is what I see: 'President Jonathan is between the devil and the deep blue sea, or hellfire. Majority of the people in this politics game do not like him, so does a large number of the populace. He will not win this war by staying alone, forever. It is either he co-operates with his fellow class and rigs himself into power or he seeks the hand of support of the deep blue sea.
Now, he does the former and the country keeps sinking in lawlessness. How will he do the later? By knowing that the only reason he is in Aso rock is because he came to serve this nation, to make her better than he found her. He should just leave his 2015 ambition and serve the citizens wholeheartedly. If he does this most important thing, then sanitises that INEC, rewriting their name in honesty and transparency, PDP will have no choice than make him their flag bearer. Another way, if he wins the followers' hearts by doing his best in the service he came to offer, he can decamp the useless party and join...
At the rate he is going, one day he might enact something that will be a problem to himself. For those of us talking about impeachment, these people in the legislative arm won't want Nigeria setting that record in this era. In this kind of things always stay with the majority- the people. If I am telling lies, ask Ngige! If not that Nigeria is messed up, why should the president be boldly running this nation to sinking? Let us contribute our quota in making Nigeria trully 'the giant of Africa.'
Note that the 'devil' are his fellow politicians and the 'deep blue sea, or hellfire,' is the populace. Even the devil is afraid of hellfire. If you doubt, find and ask the biblical Moses of his encounter between Pharoah and the Red sea. LOL

After all said and done, when given the chance the wolf-in-sheep's-clothing man would walk the path of his predecessor. One thing I have noticed about Ngige is: being right at the wrong time, and vice-versa. Ngige should forget about Anambra for now.
When will we the followers wake up from slumber? APGA FOR NOW. The devil you know...

After struggling with the pictures, my finger randomly went to figure 5. This me 90% of the time. My pals do not like it, say I like 'lording' it over others. If only I furthered my ... and luckily got a white collar job. Nevertheless, praise be to Yahweh.
But one good thing I have come to believe about personality is this: humans are not easily predictable. A person can be all these things at every given point in time. There is time for everything.

Even to this day, I have heard adults and oldies yearning on how pythons 'shit' diamonds which they use in finding their way around. Some things/tales never change.

When manna falls from heaven into our camp, the tendency is for everyone to pack to his fill. Trouble comes quickly if only few are allowed to pack as much as they like from the abundance. FG cannot win this war by preaching something else and doing another. They cannot win this stalemate by telling ASUU to stop being greedy, yet they (FG) go about living big, teaching us how criminal it is to be poor in this age- we are all humans. ASUU has the ball in their court, and they do with it what they please.
ASUU, we the citizens will be wrong telling you that 'half a bread is better than none.' The road to the glory of our nation is rough-terrained. The foolish one sees nothing; the wise sees long-term.

Laughing at the He-will-never-survive-that crew. How many of you thought it possible for somebody to survive ten minutes in that situation? Another person will soon endure that distance, then the next challenge: He will never survive a stow on a spacecraft. I dey laugh.
As the focus on the boy loses steam, the new focus should center on security around airports, passengers, planes, and uninvited guests in the landing gear compartment. This guy life go long! Kai

l thought d topic said: must everybody be rich. Make una manage with the patch-patch wey I dey use mend the first post. I see faster than my shadow. LOL

Yes, but not for all. In this satan-run world, even though it is not a sin to be rich, God's blessings for all differs!
In our present world everybody wants to be rich; everybody wants to live to old age; everybody wants to have good health; every lady wants the tall, dark, handsome guy; everybody wants to be a leader; in fact, everybody seeks the good life. After the Eden saga God placed a curse on man(kind), and it is:"At the sweat of your face thou shall feed. Our era preaches the 'either you get rich now, or you die a poor man.' This Edenic curse simply means that hardwork will always make you 'full' to your stomach, not make you rich. It means that wealth is a gift. For example, hardwork is not the key factor in determining wealth, the reason you see some 'lazy' people get enormous wealth, or else people engaged in strenous activities would have become the 'envy of the society.'
My people say that wealth is from God, and I believe it so. Being rich is a gift, just like old age, strength, height, intelligence, sexual performance, skin complexion et c. When it comes to wealth, everybody is a table turner. That is, some people could be born into riches, some into wretchedness, but everybody has the tendency of moving from one side of this money lawn to the other, yet God chooses who to crown. In our present world, God saw to it that all fingers are not equal; everybody does not have that angelic voice. In God's new world, everybody's gifts may be the same.

Why Ps3 never plenty for 'belgium?' I don tired for my Ps2 sef! Na foreign-used, no be Naija-used Ps3.

I cannot understand the reason why adults are acting like babies; why literates are turning illiterates; why Lagos is turning lawless under the leadership of a S.A.N. who should know better; why my Yoruba compatroits do not want to get off this train ride to God knows where.
Is Lagos now a country, a country that thrives in disrespecting people's right? Extremism is bad; there are laid down, legal steps in doing things. Let the wise Yorubas call their erring fashola and his likes to order. UNITY. Peace, I am out.

Nigeria, which way? I am continously being amazed by the ACT OF CARELESSNESS daily making news from lagos. Sometimes I am beginning to wonder if the lagos governor has not been bought over by the people who made the doomsday 2015 prediction. From whichever way you look at it it seems Lagos and our 'fellow citizens' are sick, and they urgently need the services of a doctor. What is our national government doing about these daring acts? When did we amend the constitution of the nation? Like play like play,...

From Awka to some parts of Awka. Because the first time I read about the three weeks steady light in town, I had to ask my landlord whether the street we lived in was still in Awka, for there was nothing steady. Anyways, make dem rev the sub-station up to him optimal limit make man follow others enjoy.

l never tire of seeing all Jackie Chan's film. Another film I am fighting to get back in my collections is MONEY TALKS, featuring Chris Tucker and Charlie Sheen.

So this my dream of going to Spain through the desert is finally becoming a reality. Europe, here I come!

The same thing I feel when I see all other Force people: Why dey no fit feel wetin the majority of the citizens of the country dey feel? On the other side, I feel they are trying; more oil for engine.

Where else does this rubbish happen world over?! And the Chief of Staff was trying to scare us with the inevitable war gospel cattle's dung. I dey laugh, I dey hope, when we go say 'E don do me.'

What do you expect when you constantly "push the ram to the wall?" To the C.O.S., we do not need no opposing politicians to tell us our true selves. Let us all change for the better, for it will do our nation good and...

And science is making hypothesis for what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct! The competition between the things in these pics and some of the dinosaurs for food would have been intense, because from the picture, these your giants would swallow normal people whole and still not be satisfied, making dinosaurs the animals they hunted off the face of earth for food. You have finally found answers to the dinosaurs' puzzle. See skull size, abeg. Nna, those things are as fake and untrue as... Thanks for the pics anyways.

No be una talk say the enemy of my enemy be my friend, so the impala come use instinct decide say the animal wey dey like watch me as him dey like watch my enemy no go get partiality, na so him come make him move.
Later, they go say God no dey, becos na Him come bless the whole episode with a peaceful end, just like the biblical Daniel in the lions' den case.
The hidden message to people wey like wildlife be say: make we always ensure of our safety when we dey do things, "make blow wey person intend for another person no land for person wey nothing concern- Chinua Achebe, R.I.P."

Why we dey take panadol for another man headache? The boy just started living; no longer existing. Variety- sane and insane- na spice of life. Na so me c am.

Il Capitano: C'mon dude WTH is badness? Polishing your diction is a step in the right direction.

What dictionary are you using there, man? And I even called you a joke god! Teacher, no teach me nonsense.

Il Capitano: Your joke's anything but funny. Never try your hands at comedy.

Joke god, instead of telling me of my badness, teach me to be good.
That is the sign that I will literally crack ribs if I intended. The same thing they told my banker friend when he gave up his banking job for dry- cleaning. Now, those who told him he wouldn't, they are now asking him about his secrets. Thanks for your care, though.

fckyourman: Dry joke Above ^

Nwanne, ka I ma nkaa, I ma nke ozo? No be joke, na true life story.