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oldienavie:
So I have been dating my girlfriend for 3 months and she is perfect, actually she is a virgin, well behaved and very respectful. The relationship is going very fine but I am starting to really think deeply and I may just break up.
Why ? I have lived abroad for a while and do have a very serious phobia for travelling on Nigerian roads, her parents are a journey of 4 hours from where I am and I understand the area is rife with kidnapping and robbery of all sorts.
I find myself obsessing over having to make that trip to her parents place and also have my family embark on that journey and I always shudder at the thought of it.

I am seriously considering breaking up with her and looking for a lady whoose parents are here in the same city I reside, cos one of the things that gives me serious head ache is travelling on Nigerian roads.
Since I got back to Nigeria I have not travelled outside of the city that I am and it is because of how serious that phobia is.

But how do I tell her I am breaking up with her for this reason, it sounds very trivial but its a serious issue for me.

Pls find a way to breakup with her immediately, so that suitors that knows her worth and value it, will come for her.

chatinent:
I remember your post from last year. I remember my advice to you then.

Please go there let them arrest you. I hate rubbish. I don't like the fact you are still at large. By now your body for don dey commot smoke.

Ibu ezigbo onye ohi.

Lol!

The wayward Ladies are the ones dating the wayward married men. Any lady that places value on herself and knows her worth won't date a married man.

Yul Edochie is in for a long thing! That woman just used him as her retirement benefit.

iLegenddNoReply:
I discovered until amazing sex is involved and she knows money to take care of kids is there or will soon be there, a woman can't love you — she only likes you.

Keep your discovery to yourself. Next person pls.

drlateef:
If a minor is involved, it is statutory rape. Whether the girl was riding well or not is immaterial.

Is it when a minor is involved with a minor?

Johndagr8t:
so I told you guys,I will not be fasting today for some reason and luckily my neighbour brought Canada loud from ball house yesternight....


Omo am fucking taking this shit for the first time ahh,the feeling is truly different walai talai


anyway..

happy new year and merry marriage life in addy

On top of this chest that looks like that of a lizard , you are still smoking. Nawa!

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Maynman:
But you are also not using your reasoning, you are only repeating what your doctrine told you, If your doctrine changes it tomorrow you’ll also agree.

It's only a foolish person questions the existence of God.

Workch:
You are asking silly questions that doesn't give evidence for your God.
Just give me evidence for your God and stop asking me irrelevant questions

There is no need to hold a conversation with you because I have now seen that you are not capable of reasoning deeply. You cannot make use of what you don't have.

Maynman:
I don’t have evidence, but that does not mean I should accept ANY claim without reasoning.

Since you could not answer this few questions, then don't question the existence of a Supreme and Almighty God. Don't take his mercies for granted. Good night.

Workch:
How? I'm not the one believing rubbish with no evidence

If I may ask you, how did you come in to existence? Do you have evidence of how you were formed in your mother's womb or how you came into existence? Can you touch the air you breath in , count or see it? I want you tell me the answers and attach evidence to it.

Maynman:
Where did I say you mentioned doctrine?
As a Christian Don’t you have a doctrine you practice? why are you distancing yourself from it now? You are not proud of the church you go?

My comment was base on the statement you made. Don't try to divert.

Workch:
This is the same nonsense you say all the time to defend the ridiculousness

Stay there and be deceiving yourself.

Maynman:
Listen to your advice and interpret the Bible according to it not your doctrine.

I never mentioned doctrine in my statement. Just do what I said, and you will have peace.

Maynman:
Holy Spirit yet you belong to a doctrine? Why do you interpret the Bible according to your doctrine? Lucky you you were brought up in the correct doctrine out of the hundreds that are.

Just pray to have an encounter with the Holy Spirit and unnecessary arguments will end.

Maynman:
Is that not how everyone reads it which has lead to the hundreds of doctrines we have now, and thousand that will come later?
Which doctrine are you?

Pray let the Holy Spirit direct you and open your spiritual understanding. When the Holy Spirit is involve, all this questions and statements you are making will end.

Workch:
A 600 year old man builds an ark made of wood that is sea-worthy.

A virgin bears a child without FERTILIZATION. NO y-chromosome required. She literally did parthenogenesis.


A man lives in a fish, when we obviously do not have a fish large enough to swallow a human whole.

A man walks on water, I don't get it, density doesn't exist?

A man is risen from the dead after 3days, well.

A serpent can speak. This one is the funniest :

These are the kind of things you only read in book of myths and allegories like Harry Potter.

You read the Bible with a canal mind. That's your problem.

Buffalo2:
If you love ur friend, you better don't tell anybody unless you are ready to nurse the baby

If it was the woman that was caught, will you advise her to keep silent?

Malory:
What the man did is not good but they should allow the matter to die a natural death. The deed has been done and I'm sure the man won't try it next time.

If it were the woman that was caught, will you make the same statement?

[quote author=CoronaVirusPro post=111808907]Nigeria is a valid proof that God does not exist.

Millions of churches and mosque, but country be retrogressive

If prayers works, US and UK should be far







God is a merciful Father, full of compassion and slow to anger. If not for the life he gave to you, you wouldn't have had the opportunity to come to nairaland and be saying these kind of rubbish. I don't blame you sha.

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Thanks for the information.

Aboks:
Pussy is pussy fvck them hard

Randy dog dictated.

micellgevity:
This is the day 12 dipstick result.

Congrats! Pls where did you go for the IVF and how much does it cost?

Fresno:
Aunty nothing like curse lol , I don't believe in all that sh!t , am doing well for myself so Biko leave that one

A mad man does not know that he is mad. It is his family members that feels the pain. So I am not surprised by your response. I pray the Holy Spirit should minister unto you.

Fresno:
Nothing bad in sleeping with married woman, if Dem do am to me so be it. People like me no fear karma, I don fvck two married women in their 30's and am in my twenties, blame their husbands for abandoning them not me.

If what you said is the truth, then you are already under a curse.

You never mentioned that you are in a relationship with him, so why the talk bout separation �

ThiagoKid:
"My girlfriend called me from office to come and fetch bathing water for her. I had to do it for peace to reign."

"I don't want any rancor between my wife, and i, so i had to beg her for sex. I did it to allow peace to reign."

"I had to watch all the dishes in the kitchen to allow peace to reign. I dont want my wife to wake up, and be shouting."

The abovementioned phrases are nonsensical and insha allah! Wtf?
See bro, if your wife doesn't want peace herself, why don't you take the vawulence back to her? Abi iro palapala wo niyen?

Why can't she allow peace to reign by compromising on her stand? Why must it be you? Osheeey, peacesetter.

See, i already preinformed my wife that:
If she nag, i'm sending her back to her father's house.
If she cheat, to her father's house
If she discomfort my mom/siblings, to her father's house.

I'm doing you a favour getting married to you. So?

Peace ko, wee-wee ni!

I don't know why you guys come to nairaland to cry up and down like over pampered babies why ladies go about their business with maturity. To be with a woman is it by force?Nawa o!

Kipling:
Pm good people of naira land. I really need help.

I'm in my early twenties and I'm very addicted to pornography and masturbation. My own level of addiction is so severe that when I see people here complaining of being addicted I just laugh.

I started since 2017 and I have been masturbating since then even when I didn't have a mobile to satisfy my addiction, I borrow just so I'll be alright.

Right now, I just finished masturbating about three times in a row since yesterday, even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again. I really need help all round, when I mean help I mean actual help.

Your suggestions and insults are welcomed. I deserve them.

You can go for counseling.
Delete all pornographic pictures and website your phone. And don't stay alone.