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greatnaija01:
LOVE IS NOT A COVERING FOR HYGIENE o....

using the same toothbrush, same sponge, same towel.... ALL THESE ARE JUST funny but none hygienic gestures.

Yeah, they are non hygienic gestures.
The wife won't let him brush with her toothbrush, but same wife will quickly spread her legs for hubby to eat her pvssy. Pvssy eating is more hygienic than sharing toothbrushes.
You will kiss same mouth you refused to share your toothbrush with, right? In the process, you exchange saliva and every other thing that the mouth harbours. Yet sharing toothbrush isn't hygienic.

You will gladly let your girl wear your boxer shorts while she isn't wearing any panty underneath, right? You may not even bother to wash same boxers before you wear it afterwards. Yet, sharing toothbrush isn't hygienic to you.

You spoon-feed each other while eating. Awwww, how romantic. Same spoon goes into both mouths. Saliva and bits of food gets exchanged in the process. Yet, you cringe at sharing toothbrush with him or her.

Aren't you being silly?

Until you shitheads would realize that having an autonomous geopolitical region which will ensure legitimate self determination, then you will keep fighting for crumbs such as this.
Not that I'm supporting the crook, Orji Uzor Kalu for the position. But imagine what these potbellied men are haggling over.
Urhobo begging Igbo to allow a slice of the cake fall on their plate.
Igbo begging Hausa, Yoruba begging Fulani, and the minority ethnic groups don't even know who to beg.
Until the south decide to stand up to the north and quit this useless politics that has made us the shithole of Africa, you guys will continue running around in circles. Fools!

Igbobyblood:
a country without sea port?

You must be living in a cave

What law, or who says every country must have a seaport to be able to survive?
If you have any slight knowledge of geography, you would know that there are good examples of countries without seaports and are dating much better than Nigeria.
Your comment showed that you have been deeply influenced by the mind conditioning antics of hausa and Fulani politics.

orion7:
you 're too divisive

You attack igbo Yoruba hausa edo



wgere 're you from self. bloddy philistine

The term philistine fits him nicely.

Ikechu12:


Are they not enjoying their one Niggeria they fought so terribly for?



#spits at their Idiocracy. Ndi Ekwensu!!

Karma is truly a bitch I swear. She is definitely not done dancing in Niggeria. I believe she honestly just started.

Did you read the part where he said the Igbos are too selfish for comfort?
While the northerners slaughter them, he expects the Igbos to show them love. Same people who killed helpless Igbos fleeing southwards from the pogrom in the north. Their people killed Igbos in the thousands. Now, he expects to be treated different.

That Igbos have not been retaliating over that evil deed is most commendable. They are reaping what they sowed. Time has passed when Igbos cared about political correctness. The jungle is ripe. Everyone for himself

nairafamedotcom:
Heartbreaking picture of an innocent child.

Yesterday a little boy was begging in the street of Lagos Island Nigeria, nobody responded to him,
Because no one cares.

Then a few minutes later he went on his near and start sharing tears besides the side walk of the road.

See more photos below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/06/innocent-boy-start-weeping-on-street-of.html

Did you go to any school?

Nasa28:
Maybe that's the bargain. Step down from Senate president race, your past will be forgotten.

This is Nigeria

It is. No question.
Only a bastard without an atom of conscience will claim otherwise.

Buhari personally ordered EFCC to withdraw this case against Goje. This was the condition Goje asked for in order to support Lawan for Senate president.

Our president is pwighting kwarroption wholeheartedly.
Even the video evidence against Ganduje isn't enough to make Buhari call him a thief.

Mr integrity! The role model of Yahoo boys.

Elemosho478:
Lol that's the public Market with shacks

And you must have been blind not to have seen storey buildings in that Video


Your South East is not Bigger than Oyo State but you still have villages, Bushes and Jungles everywhere


You are too poor to build houses

The staggering amount of inferiority complex among you and your people is alarming. It's downright unhealthy.
I repeat, what has a thread about house fire in Abia State got to do with Ibadan?

Look man, I agree I'm poor. I agree I can't build my own house. Are you happy now?
Can you at least take your miserable self and look for a pitiful Yoruba thread to lament on?
Stop begging me to watch your Ibadan video. I'm not interested.

Elemosho478:
You have not really visit Lagos bro

You either live in Slums or you are still in Your village


Storey buildings doesn't mean development, it means you are too poor to build your personal and private houses

That's why they build storey buildings for you to live in

The whole South East is not that bigger than Oyo but you still have Jungles, Villages and Bushes everywhere



Anyway this is Ibadan, to those of you that keep trolling Ibadan

Ibadan is bigger than Lagos and some states in South East, it is not the mate of any city in the East



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvFedZ3D-XM

You sound confused.
So if I'm too poor to own my personal house, how come I'm rich enough to build multistorey houses?
Or do you think those houses were planted by aliens? Who built them? Poor people like us, abi?

Since your region is well developed, that is why they are devoid of multistorey buildings, right?

Hehehe. Storey buildings doesn't mean development, according to you....
Those squalid brown roof shacks dotting your town's landscape is what signifies development, right?

Meanwhile, this thread is about a house on fire in Abia State. It has nothing to do with anywhere in Yoruba land.
But you miserable, insecure and nasty twerps had to rush in here to jërk off your malnourished semen over it. Who has the appetite or time to watch your miserable Ibadan video?
Go look for a Yoruba thread to brandish it. Not interested.

sankout:
It is clear you have not visit Lagos or you live in the slum in ikorodu
Ordinary Agodo in Lagos is filled with storey building
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Which Agodo? In Egbe?
The one before Ikotun as you approach from Isolo and Ejigbo?
You are under severe delusion. There are few 2 storeys around there, much less 3 storeys. There's nothing that stands out in that vicinity. Similar to any suburb in Lagos.
You mention one obscure place as if you are making a good case.

My brother horsepower101

Full of passion for his motherland.
For his people.
For all those East of the Niger with an undying love for the resurrection of Igbo ideals and power.
I salute your doggedness and your zeal. Your dreams (our dream) and innermost desire will definitely be realised one day. Much sooner than you or anyone else expects. That, is as certain as death.

But then, you are always shooting off in the unproductive way. You are always wearing your emotions on your sleeves and that makes it easy for the sons of perdition to toy with what you hold sacred and bring to scorn your aspiration and efforts.

This isn't where you bring forth your ideas from germination to fruition. Nairaland is filled with frustrated souls who are always on the prowl for whom to channel their despair. You, as an enterprising son from a proud lineage of warriors and conquerors will be a natural target. Same way as anything Igbo fills them with dread, and the mention of the motherland gives them unending nightmares. They may vehemently deny this, as we both know they will. But it changes nothing.

It doesn't change the fact that you bringing your ideas here will always certainly hit a brick wall. For every single positive contribution, there is bound to be double criticism and scorn.
You don't keep doing same thing all over, and expect a different outcome.
Be smart. Change tact.
Nairaland isn't the place for these sort of discussions. You already know that. You also know the right place to take it to, if what you truly seek for is genuine and passionate contribution.

Peace.

Imo1stson:
Anyone who thinks Okorocha didn't work can simply follow this thread from page 1 to the last page to see how Imo was gradually transformed.

Saying Okorocha didn't do any work is being mischievous. The proof is evident for all to see.

But then, the majority cannot be wrong. As much as there are those who will support Okorocha thru hell and high water, there are those who wouldn't waste their spittle to help put out the blaze if Okorocha was set on fire today. And the number of those in the latter category massively overshadows those in the former group.
That's how it is. He can't please all Imolites all the time. But a good governor should be able to please most of his people. At least 60% of his people should sing his praise when he departs. However, in Rochas' case, most of everyone in Imo is calling for his head.
The few who are still loyal to him are the ones whom his regime favoured with contracts and patronage, as well as his close and extended family members, and his paid asslicking sycophants of whom some are always here on NL....
We know una very well.
Una dey try o. Okorocha has left governance. Let's see how Ihedioha will perform. He has a little less than 4 years to prove himself, or get booted out.

Emmm...do you remember the madness and chaotic celebration all over Imo when Rochas came on board 8 years ago? The celebration over Ihedioha's victory was nothing compared with that. Which sends a subtle message: the electorates are getting wiser. Ihedioha will be treated worse than Rochas if he fails to perform.

Patience, people. Have some patience. Watch and see. Keep your eyes on the goal. In the next few months, if it seem like Ihedioha is still foot dragging, you'll see many of his supporters lambasting him soon enough. Then you guys can say "didn't I tell you?"

Abogwara:
Ihedioha sponsored so many of the propaganda against Okorocha alongside many top politicians who felt sidelined but now that he is Governor the propaganda against Okorocha has continued. Okorocha wanted to hand over formally on a live broadcast but he dodged it in order to later use it for propaganda. Okorocha even suggested bith of them balancing accounts on live TV in front of the clergy and traditional rulers which he also dodged for obvious reasons.

Interesting.
Pls give us a link where this was reported. Where Okorocha claimed he wanted to go on live TV (or even recorded) with Ihedioha for a formal handover.
Of he had offered this and Ihedioha declined, then that is a big point in favour of Rochas, don't you think?

Let's follow up every serious claim with credible supporting facts. Peace

Unlimitk:
Tongeji island has been confirmed to have many oil reserves but d community is neglected by ogun state government
Lalasticlala seun mynd44

What's new about this comment?
Hasn't that been the way the country operates?

FYI: oil exploration and drilling is the exclusive preserve of the FG. The Ogun State government can't do much about it, except lament and brandish impotent erëctions.

ogbiwa:
Goalkeepers picking up backpasses (sort of), uncontested drop balls and more handball decisions - football's laws are changing again.

From 1 June, there are 12 changes from the
International Football Association Board (Ifab) to get your head around for next season.

Some are quite trivial but several could make a big difference to the game.

Drop balls
Drop balls can no longer be contested, but the change is more positive than it sounds.
If play is stopped, the ball will be dropped to a player on the team that last touched the ball - and where they touched it. All other players must be 4.5 yards (4m) away.

What that means is if a team's attack is stopped, they will get the ball back in that position - instead of the opponents booting the ball down the field.
However, any play stopped in a penalty area will be returned to the goalkeeper, even if the attacking team had the ball.

Another big change now sees a drop ball awarded if the ball hits the referee and goes to the other team as a result, or if the referee accidentally scores a goal (as happened in the Dutch fourth division a week before the law change).

Handballs
The law remains that deliberate handball is an offence. But accidental handball will also be a free-kick if...
●the ball goes into the goal off an attacker
a player gets the ball using his arm or hand and then scores, or creates a goalscoring opportunity
a player's hand or arm has made their body "unnaturally bigger"
●the player's arm or hand is above their shoulder (unless the player has controlled the ball onto his own arm or hand)

But a handball will not be a free-kick if...
●the ball is knocked on to a hand by the player in question or a nearby player
●the arm or hand is close to their body and "has not made their body unnaturally bigger"
●if a player is falling and the ball touches their hand or arm when it is between their body and the ground to support the body - but not extended to make the body bigger.

Another change to the handball rule relates to the goalkeeper.
If the goalkeeper attempts to clear ("release into play" a throw-in or backpass and their clearance fails, then they can handle the ball.
Ifab says this is because "when the goalkeeper clearly kicks or tries to kick the ball into play, this shows no intention to handle the ball".

Goal-kicks
Another change involving goalkeepers is to goal-kicks, which can now be played to a team-mate who is inside the penalty area.

The law now says the ball is considered in play once the kick is taken. Until now a goal-kick had to be retaken if it did not leave the box.

It could make a big difference to teams like Liverpool and Manchester City, whose defenders could drop into the box to receive a goal-kick from Alisson or Ederson.

Opponents must still remain outside the penalty area until the kick is taken.

Free-kicks
When a defending team has three or more players in a wall, the attacking team can no longer place a player in or next to it.

If an attacker is standing within one yard (1m) of the wall when the kick is taken, they will be penalised with an indirect free-kick.

Another change means - similar to the goal-kick change above - if a defending team takes a free-kick in their own area, the ball is considered in play immediately and does not have to leave the box before another player touches it. Again, opponents must remain outside the box.

Quick free-kicks
If the referee is about to show a yellow or red card but the non-offending team takes a quick free-kick and creates a scoring chance, the official can come back and show the card when the ball goes out of play.

Before now, the card would have to be shown before the free-kick could be taken.
However, if the referee had distracted the offending team by starting to show the card, the quick free-kick is not allowed.

Also if the offence was going to be a red card for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity, but the opposition take a quick free-kick, then the player will only be booked because the other team are considered to have restarted their attack.

Penalties
The laws have changed concerning what goalkeepers can do for penalties.
The penalty kick cannot be taken while the goalkeeper is touching the woodwork or nets - or if the net or posts are still moving after being touched.

The goalkeeper must have one of his feet partly on the goalline (or above it if jumping) when the kick is taken. He cannot stand behind or in front of the line.

The other change to penalties means an attacker can take a penalty if he needed treatment (as long as the treatment is quick).
Before now, a player would have to go off the field until after the kick was taken if he needed medical help.

Substitutions
A player who is being substituted must leave the pitch by the nearest point on the touchline or byeline - unless the referee says he can leave quickly at the halfway line - or elsewhere for safety or injury reasons.

This change is to stop players time-wasting. Any player who "infringes the spirit of this law" will be booked for unsporting behaviour.

Cards for coaches
A team official guilty of misconduct can be shown a yellow card or red card. If the offender cannot be identified, the senior coach in the technical area at the time will receive the card.

That new system was trialled in the EFL during the 2018-19 season and is now being introduced worldwide.

The other changes

●A player can now be booked for celebrating - for removing his shirt or celebrating with the fans - even if the goal is disallowed.

●The team that wins the pre-match coin toss can now choose whether to take the kick-off or which goal to attack - previously they could only choose which goal to attack.

●There is now a difference between cooling breaks (90 seconds to three minutes) and drinks breaks (maximum of one minute) in certain competitions played in high humidity and temperatures.

●Multi-coloured or patterned undershirts are allowed if they are the same as the sleeve of the main shirt.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48382254

I patiently read all the new rules because your topic mentioned backpasses. First thing I asked myself is, how can there be a law against any form of backpasses? (except from player to goal keeper)

But behold, nothing was said about backpasses in the new rules. What are you implying?

It could be possible that Rochas turns out to be a better governor than Ihedioha. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

But for Abagworo coming here to lament just 3 days after Ihedioha took over plainly shows that you are still pained by Uche Nwosu's defeat.
Don't deceive yourself that you are concerned about Imo State.
Your loyalty lies with Rochas, not Imo State. Hence, I don't see you commending Ihedioha even if his performance showed him to be better than Rochas.

This billionaire by online proclamation
Didn't your phantom wealth bequeath you some iota of class, decorum or pretended wisdom?

Imo1stson:
Before he Ihedioha assumed office Imo was developing faster than every State up till 28th May and suddenly everything has stopped. I am not related to Okorocha but I am wise enough and wealthy enough to stand with the truth all the time. If Ihedioha starts building roads, bridges, more schools, continues free education, free Healthcare and Imo maintains it's position as the fastest developing State, I will gladly support him. I gain nothing being against development of my State but if he continues with this dull government of excuses and blame game then this thread will slow down as expected.

Honestly, no human has the right to sound this stvpid. Were you dropped on your head when you were born?

So, according to you, Imo State suddenly ground to a halt because emperor Okorocha vacated office on May 29? Ihedioha hasn't commissioned a bridge or a factory or a road within 3 days of Okorocha limping out from government house, and that means he is not qualified to govern?

Abagworo, who do you this thing? This claim of wealth all the time, are you feeding anyone here? If you are richer than Dangote, i don't give a rats ass. Shove your pennies up your butthole, man. Imo is suddenly your state, and not Rivers State anymore, abi?
So, imo State was developing faster than every state in Nigeria until May 28? Hallelujah! Breaking news from the stable of rètards. Clearly, Rochas anointed you with the updated version of his iberibe before he limped out as governor. Tufia!

BuhariAdvocate:
Stupid talk were you on the plane when it happened. Precious have used this one head.I'm concerned about his psychological well-being.

When you narrate an event you read in a book, do you expect people to ask if you were physically present to witness it?
Were you there when Yusuf Buhari had an accident? But you read the account and you believed it, right? Does that make you stvpid?

I don't blame you though. Your government expunged a lot of documents from its history archives. Since you may not be interested in reading up about documented historical facts, you are not any better than an illiterate.
For your info, the books detailing all those atrocities exist. Read and be enlightened. You don't have to believe what FFK says (I mostly don't)
But I won't argue against documented historical facts.

Those documents/books exists!

BeijinDossier:
Just look at what okoroawusa allocated billions to mold whereas all the roads in Imo state are in shambles, IMSU and IMSUTH are poultry farms. Pensioners and civil servants are owed but okoroawusa found this statue most important for Imolites. This can only happen in a state with docile idiots and bastard.

Good job the new governor is doing the needful already

I hope you have been updated about the demolition?
The present governor isn't party to it.

Imo1stson:
Will this thread slow down like the Enugu thread after Sullivan or will Ihedioha continue in same progressive tempo as Okorocha? Going by his antecedents in 1st 3 days my expectations are low.

Huh.
Senior bedbug

As if we expect you to say anything positive about anyone else other than your lord and savior, Rochas the limping petty thief.
Ihedioha cannot even move immediately into the office that you and your master just vacated because the furniture, generating sets, electronic devices, cups and plates and spoons were looted.

Only 3 days, and you are expecting a miracle. Hehehe
Don't sweat it. Ihedioha is arranging to bring in his own bamboo bed and hurricane lantern to work with. Have some patience.
The shame of the petty thievery by your boss is utterly disgusting. At least you now have a mattress from the government house. Enjoy it.

For all the seemingly incurable optimists who still believe one can teach an old dog new tricks, gather here for a selfie.

This old dog cannot, will not, and will never, learn anything new...so long as it has got nothing to do with cattle rearing.
He's got absolutely no idea how a modern nation state should be run. He knows zilch about rejigging an economy. He doesn't even know that the spate of borrowing without a specific economic plan on how to pay back the debt is a sure disaster.

This much is certain: whoever becomes president after Buhari will die of frustration while in office. That is, if there's still a Nigeria left by then.

This dinosaur should have been confined and chained to his Daura cave. Yet, men with conscience dusted off the grime and dust off him and propped him up as a puppet president. The worst the country has ever seen. That Buhari shagged over 180 million fools hardcore till he still got sworn in a second tenure is the cruelest joke ever played after the 1914 amalgamation.

Next level poverty...don't complain to anyone. Let everyone carry his own cross!

Westtimeline:
But igbo can pokenose into other people affair right.

Ori e gbale

Ori tiẹ ti daru.
Gbogbo ìran yin, iyawo mola lasan lasan.

When you succeed in showing me a Yoruba thread that Igbos invaded the way you invade theirs, then I will spare you a second thought.
Till then, your Fulani masters are by your doorway. Open up for them. Give them your wives, sisters and daughters for their cows to ravish.
We expect them to come to the SE as well. At least we are have a clear conscience as we arm ourselves, because we didn't help create this pestilence. Your political sophistication did.

The difference between your people and Igbos is, Igbos will never asslick your northern slave masters the way you guys do. You obviously love the taste of their shitt in your mouth.

Timmypromise:
But you did not do anything when Asari called IGBOS Slaves so why are you blaming me
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Infact in the same thread you claim to open one enugu guy insult igbos you did not see that one

Save your breath.
If you're hoping on dragging me into an argument here, you are wasting your time. Whatever I say or you claim I said to any Igbo brother is none of your freaking business. You guys obsession with anything Igbo is disgusting.

Channel your argument towards Tinubu and the demons he helped create. Igbos and their affairs are none of your business.

Timmypromise:
Chill bro we are in this together
www.nairaland.com/5193786/fulani-herdsmen-invade-secondary-school#78483797

Did you see that?
Same thread you pointed out to me to show that herdsman are wrecking havoc in Igbo land, your Yoruba twerps are the first to invade it, mocking the "flattinos" and what not!
Just imagine
If it happens in the south west, Yorubas scream Igbos. If it occurred in the south east, they'd still mock Igbos. Any carnage in the south south, and your people will whip out their tiny dicks and jerk off while screaming at Igbos

You guys need to finally admit that this obsession with Igbos has gone beyond redemption. It is no longer just unhealthy, it is downright psychotic.

hornyofife:
Bias mods have moved this thread to culture again, after closing the first one, moving second one to business, now they have moved this to culture....what is Nairaland turning into? Mtchewwww

Nairaland is a reflection of Nigeria

You got a lot of bitter folks here

Hehehe


They said:
Tinubu camp had carelessly jumped aboard a flight without actually knowing its destination.
That was epic!
Like their estranged members have realized, APC is a devilish political party. They would siphon as much as they can from their members, and dump them like used tissue paper. Ask Okorocha and Akpabio. Rotimi Amaechi and Fashola will sing the same song 4 years from now. Wait and see.
I am still waiting to find out what Tinubu was thinking, throwing his support and party machinery behind these marauders who don't have an iota of decency. APC used to have the SW as its forte. Now, greedy Tinubu went and "dashed" it to his masters up north, who are on d verge of kicking him out, not only in Lagos, but nationally, if they can.

Tinubu's mistake: he thought that the rest of the country are like the Yorubas (who have condoned his unquenchable greed)

What kind of a silly report is this?

WHY TINUNU SHOULD NOT RUN FOR 2023 PRESIDENCY.

....and it ended without mentioning the reason why he shouldn't run. Or did I miss it?
This bunch of old farts called Ohanézè Ndígbo can be as irritating as they lack direction.
Tinubu or anyone else can seek elective office if he so desires. What makes it Ohaneze's business?
After Buhari won on 2015, Tinubu got dumped. As 2019 election approached, Buhari courted him again, and the seemingly smart dude fell for it a second time. Yes, he got dumped a second time!

Now that he has bagged a fraudulent second term, Buhari's stooges have told Tinubu in clear terms to take a flying dive into the lagoon. This culminated in El-Rufai coming to Tinubu's backyard to whip up sentiments against the latter, and asking people to end Tinubu's "godfatherism" of Lagos politics.

So, let Tinubu contest. If he does and win in 2023, then he has succeeded in showing everyone that he is the GOAT of Nigeria's politics. If he doesn't, he can still retire to enjoy all his accumulated loot. He doesn't need Ohaneze's advice. He only needs to be wary of his northern masters, which is what Ohanézè need to look out for as well.

aremuforlife:
Are you expecting the YORUBA'S to start a tribal war or hatred war the way the ipob leaders are going about it.
Just check how the leaders are talking and working towards achieving restructure or true federalism and regionalism in a diplomatic ways.
Without any problems if the worst come for Nigeria to divide the SW already have a working commercial and administrative state.

Keep consoling yourself with that bullshit.
Your people's love for "pass me ajekun" politics won't allow them see the beauty of creating their own oduduwa republic. The ajekun being the crumbs from the tables of their northern masters.

I have mentioned on certain occasions here, that in the event of real restructuring or total breakup of the country, the Yoruba nation has the materials (human and natural) to emerge the best among the constituent nations.
But, the fear of making a stand and emerging on their own has continued to glue them to the fetid ass of the north. Same fear that makes them go haywire anytime Igbos agitate for secession.

horsepower101:
Lalasticlala, OAM4J and Mynd44 please do your job and clean up this thread so that we can have a civil forum.

Stop wasting your time, man.

See, some people will hate you, yet will tag along with you online....just because if they don't, they won't know what is going on in your life. They are reluctant to block, unfriend, unfollow or blacklist your Igbo ass, because not knowing what your pain and gains are will mess up their head.

That's exactly same issue here. Create a pro Igbo thread, and the people who claim you are a nuisance to them are the first to flood it. The mods see it, and they bring out their dicks to self-service themselves silly. The entire scenario has certain entertainment value to them. And don't forget the traffic too!
Yeah, such threads bring out those miserable worms from their holes and crevices to spew hate and tribal slurs all over...and nairaland gains for the traffic you had inadvertently created.
So, what makes you think the mods would ban them? I don't blame them, the mods and the creepy crawlies they condone. I blame you! You are totally aware of those other pro- Igbo, pro-development and pro-humanity sites you can take such beautiful topics to, yet you bring it here, and pretend you are outraged when your miserable oily neighbors with self esteem the size of ant's penis invade it for lack of any redeeming feature in their own backyards.

You are better than this.

That's APC's trademark.
It's not the first time.
Buhari commissioned a bus stop in Lagos that isn't in use till this day. He commissioned the international airport road that is still under construction...all because Ambode wanted that before he quits office.

Same thing Okorocha did here, bringing professor T.moni to come and commission that eyesore up there.

Morally bankrupt president and his vice couldn't find it in their heart to at least act decent.