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Idiots everywhere.

That point when you get old and realized that much older people you used to admire are actually empty headed assholes.
Yeah, I watched several of Charlize Theron movies as a teen. Read some of her interviews and bio, and I thought to myself, she's intelligent as well as being one of the most beautiful women who walked the earth.
Right now, I'm not so sure anymore.

So, your three year old son looked at you one day and said he's a girl and bam! You start dressing him and treating him like a girl from then onwards! Good thing he didn't tell you he thinks he's a goat.

Fvck you very much!

spyder880:
As we prepare to lay the decking mat, we will place them on waterproof sheets , for the purpose of moisture retention. ......

How do you handle the screening of the ceiling from the resulting slab, because the bottom part will be very smooth after the waterproof sheets is removed. This smoothness will make it hard for mortar to stick.

Hunger has made so many people in this country turn stvpid!
Seriously?

Did this minority tribes bother to think that the bogus claim about Atiku's nationality also affect millions from the North? Atiku isn't the only one from Adamawa that happened to be a part of Northern Cameroun before it became a part of Nigeria. So, they should ask almost the entire population of Adamawa State to get annexed into Cameroon.
This type of politics APC and Buhari has introduced will be the death of Nigeria.
Let's see how this madness will play out.

Apologize to Nigerians? SMH

And because she is wearing hijab, they had to block out the face, right?

If she was wearing a nun's attire, her face would be exposed in those pics.
Religion and double standards.

pazienza:
Another Yoruba man.

It's thanks to Biafrans in your team that you will even stand any chance of winning the trophy. Be grateful for having them for now.

These folks are so pathetic.
Just two days ago and Sunday Oliseh talked about the most successful Super Eagles team the country ever had. That team of 1994.
Something I never took note of that period was the tribe that made up the team. Now it dawned on me that majority of them were Igbos. If Westerhof were from the SE, people would have said there was a conspiracy.

IamD18:
This rubbish and devilish act is mostly common with Igbos.

Selling lands to travel, killing brother because of land, killing father because of land, burying juju to fight for land.

I just don't know why a grown man who should be struggling and hustling to survive and make his people proud will be depending on his father's land.

Spit! May we never birth a stupid, lazy and devilish son like this.

Perhaps your tribe is better? What does your tribemen do with the money they get when they sell their father's property? Do they:
1. Throw "owambe" and block the streets while partying and generally constitute a nuisance to the entire neighborhood?
2. Marry a 2nd or 3rd or even 4th wife to show everyone who doesn't give a shitt about them that they have "arrived?"
3. Buy a second hand SUV they can barely fuel and regularly maintain, just to be seen as rich?

Not that I support the taking of any human life with the intent of monetary gain. But you trying to bad mouth one tribe when none is crime free, shows how retarded you sound.
My SW peeps will kill to do number 1 above. I've witnessed it. Does that make him better than that Igbo dude in the report?
Our NC compatriot will gladly rope in a 7th wife even, so long as the cash is available.

Moronic asswipes like you can be relied on to do number 3.
That's because you never came fitted with a brain.

Obainoneandonly:
everyone knows dat its not compulsory and it's not written in d constitution....but what we had is a gentle man agreement dat power must rotate between the two regions.....if they don't stick with it,then they will create a precedent that no one knows d outcome

Hehehe. Comments such as yours show how naive most Nigerians are.
Look, Buhari does not respect a constitution that is cast in concrete. He doesn't obey court orders...yet you expect him to obey a "gentleman's agreement"

You're very funny.
Come 2023, if he decides that El-Rufai or Nuhu Ribadu or any one of his gworo chewing peers should succeed him, there's nothing the south can do, other than complain and fart and fart some more.
You think it was for nothing that he ensured every security chief and every sensitive position is controlled by the north?
Even those lopsided appointments are against the so called federal character, and yet the heavens did not fall after he bullshitted all of it.

Abeg go and rest. Nothing dey happen.

LadySarah:
Igbos have been known to destroy gods that have outlived Their usefulness,ofoziekwa kings installed by them

Deep!

AkataWoman:
It’s shorter than black American.

I understand the word to simply mean the equivalent of black American. So why not?

Oh my....

I'd like to meet you one day.
Your argument is on track. But don't make the same mistake you accuse Nigerian guys of. If you believe they generalized Akata women, don't do same with us. I have friends married to African American women. I've had no reason to doubt what you say about them...about you.

Would it surprise you to find out that there are many Nigerians who do not know what Akata means, much less forming opinions about them?

Jakumo:
I went one better, and acquired a 2009 CLK550 rocket ship, given that 2009 is reportedly the most desired vintage for that superb model.

Took me a while to master the very light touch that is needed on the loud pedal.

Hit the gas hard, and the acceleration G-forces are intense to the point of becoming alarming, in this car.

Doesn't this model come equipped with the dreaded air hydraulic suspension?

metroid:
They have test pilots for that

Same test pilots that certified the flawed MCAS as ok, right?

Give it a few more months and IMF will come out with a different verdict.

Nigeria, a country that could never be measured by any rational index.
Just wait until they implement the 50% tax and everything goes haywire.

Pkingman:
Hello house, Pls I need mature advice on this issue.
I had to create this account as to remain anonymous.

I've been married for 2 years plus, with a son and expecting another.
The problem is that my wife is not proud of me, not proud to be associated with me and does not show excitement concerning me or gifts that I buy for her.. She is just too plain, too emotionless.

It started from our dating days.. We dated for a year plus.. She never wanted people to know about us. Always hiding me. As if the relationship was a secret. She never asked me for a pin.. I was happy she wasn't the demanding type.
When I proposed to her, I expected her to go over the moon, show excitement and flood social media with pictures.. But no way.
She was just mute and calm about it. She didn't even accept the idea of pre-wedding pictures when I suggested it.. Said it wasn't compulsory, she doesn't have time and energy for that..Few weeks later, she uploaded very beautiful studio pictures of herself alone in nice clothing, shoes, accessories on her facebook timeline without any caption about getting married or love.. Nothing about me at all.

Wedding came... She opted for a small quiet wedding.. Although we could afford a big wedding.. I was surprised.. So unfeminine... Women always prefer loud crowded weddings to show off.. She was supposed to be extremely excited as she was getting married esp at over 30 years when a woman is considered by societal standards to be hopeless and too old for marriage but no! She went about the whole festivities like nothing special was happening to her.

After the wedding, she didn't upload our wedding pictures on social media like normal women do. I then uploaded few pictures of us and tagged her. She immediately untagged herself and told me I could post whatever I wanted without necessarily tagging her.
Months after, she uploaded 2 pictures of herself alone in wedding gown and traditional attire.. None of mine till date.
She doesn't have any picture of me or us together on her facebook profile, she doesn't upload any picture of me or us on her whatsapp. It's always her picture alone or with our baby or her parents and siblings.
She hardly even takes pictures with me at social functions. She prefers personal pictures. Sometimes, she will even crop me out of her pictures and post only herself. She just keeps going on as if I don't exist. When I ask her why, she says she doesn't need to display me online to know she is married to me.
On my birthday, she didn't wish me HBD on any social media platform but she uploaded pictures of her 2 male colleagues at work(she is a medical doctor, a surgeon in training and planning to relocate abroad soon) and wished them HBD, wrote nice things about them.
Back home, all I got was a small get together, cake, drinks and gifts but I would have preferred to be acknowledged online as well. On her birthday, I dare not show her off or say anything on social media, she won't find it funny.. She prefers everything we do is private.
The part that breaks my heart is her attitude towards gifts.. When I met her, she was working, earning big, lived alone and had a car.I was happy she wasn't demanding or greedy... But I noticed if I buy her something, she just coldly thanks me and that's all. I am an Architect, working in a firm and also into private jobs.. I recently completed a project and was paid in millions.. I thought I should surprise my wife so I bought her a new car(an SUV).... She acted so plain.. Just said thank you and that was all.. Instead of displaying it all over social media platforms, write lovey dovey epistles about me and celebrate me like other women do.

By all standards, I am handsome, tall, dark, educated, nice guy, well to do, so why is she not proud to show me off?
Why does she not want me to show her off?

In all fairness, she has been a very nice partner so far but why this cold abnormal attitude ?This is not how women ought to behave.
I am getting tired already,i have discussed this with her but she doesn't wish to change.
What could be wrong with her?

Actually, you're the abnormal one.
Abnormal with a crushingly huge low self-esteem.

That you saw all the signs and yet went ahead to marry her speak volumes. I would lay you down and flog you with a superior Hausa koboko if you were my brother.
Just disgusting.
So, you are tall, dark, handsome, educated, a nice guy and making some cool bucks, yet you are grovelling at the foot of a woman who doesn't care if you walk into the path of a speeding train right this moment? Huh!

What pathetic male specimen are you anyway?

omega2128:
whoever thinks 8 billion naira will pull gtb down is fooling himself,
both have cases against each other.

Watch that video again.
Meanwhile, this same video one hungry blogger unearthed has been on Youtube since 2017. Copy the topic on NL and paste it on d search bar on youtube, and it will lead you directly to it.

Now pay attention: in that video, Innoson said GTB told the court that if they (GTB) pay Innoson 8billion, their bank will collapse. GTB said that. In that same video, Innoson said he doesn't believe that a mere 8billion will wreck the bank. He said the bank is just acting funny over the amount. That the bank can issue him shares worth that money if it can't afford cash payment. That him owing such shares would make him help the bank in the process (of course, he would want his shares to grow and worth more)

So, it's not about what people think. GTB first gave the impression since 2017 that it couldn't afford to pay Innoson that amount. We don't believe it. Innoson doesn't believe it either.

nairafame:
I know you will talk nah
Shey be na you

He's right. Get a job.
This post is so lame, I feel pity for you.

He's self assured
Good way to take the winds off her sail.

EasternActivist:
You're a very big liar.

What would make anybody in Igbo land reject a man that is very illustrious to his community that he had to represent them at the senate??

Dear just say what you know. Ngige was rejected immediately he started romancing APC. Reason he didn't get a return ticket.

I prove it to you that if Ngige should denounce APC today, Many Igbos will embrace him today

Prove it how?
You call me a liar, yet all that you have claimed here have no single evidence to disprove me.
You can believe whatever you want. This isn't a contest.

dirtycoin:
The FG recently reported that they had contained the spread of Lassa Fever.

I am disappointed to read about new cases of Lassa Fever.

Can you mention one truth this FG had told us since 2015?
Lassa fever was never contained at anytime. The epidemic has been underreported. Whatever the media intends to report anything that would portray this government in bad light, government clamps down on them.
Same with killer herdsmen and BH they claimed to have defeated. You don't hear much about them because the media is scared to report the truth.
Believe the FG at your own peril.

EasternActivist:
Igbos rejected ngige when he decamped to APC

The funny thing is when he leaves APC, they will welcome him again.

I guess the personality and the party antecedents matters in Igboland generally.

Igbos rejected Ngige before he ran to APC. In fact, the rejection was what pushed him to join the party.
What you should consider was the series of events before he decamped to APC.
Ngige had generally fallen out of grace with the electorates before pitched camp with APC. Prior to 2015 election, what APC did was to seek out every disgruntled member of PDP and convince them to join up.

Unlimitk:
what u guys don't know is not every voters are like ibos who vote because of party.

there are those who vote people not party.

Silly argument. Not even relevant to this topic.
So, you'd argue that Igbos would vote for Buhari if he were to contest under any other party, including PDP?

Or that in Imo State for instance, if Rochas Okorocha's son in-law had contested under any other party, he would have won?

Igbos would look at your antecedents before they vote. It doesn't matter what party you contest under. If they seem to be voting for a particular party, then be assured its because representatives of the other parties messed up in the past. Igbos don't vote parties. If it were so, they would keep voting for APGA (seen as pro-Igbo party) all the time.

Who gives a shyte.
The stark contrast between the two men.
GEJ: Educated. Humane. Probably felt Nigerians especially northerners, have suffered too much, and should get a bit more relief from his government.
This made him go all out to please them at the expense of his immediate constituency. He didn't realize that if he's not from their tribe or religion, he's wasting his time.
PMB: near illiterate. Devilish and with an unforgiving spirit that is legendary. His cruelty even makes the NASS that should put him in check tremble. He was once respected in the north by many, who have now realized the man is a mere idiot and a bigot.

oriaburefarms:
Decades ago we used to have breadfruit in my village. Seems that we are losing or forget our fruit plants to foreign food.
Last year we decided to go heavy in planting them. More or less 10k . It somethings baffles me how lack interest on our native food with such tremendous nutrients on them

I'm beginning to think you're from the SE
Igbos don't joke with breadfruit trees.
Are these some kind of early maturing hybrids you got there? Explain a little more, pls.

I've been nursing this plan of acquiring some hectares of farmland and cultivate exclusively breadfruit and oil bean trees on them. Sigh.... I need some crazy money.

Missudo:
[b][/b]2 PLOTS OF LAND AVAILABLE FOR SALE IN ZION HILLS ESTATE,ENUGU

1.5M per PLOT

CONTACT 08086953887,if interested

Where in Enugu is this estate located?

oriaburefarms:
Flamboyant tree
What do you think?

Nice ornamental trees.

I also think one should have plenty of space before planting them. They can grow real big, and the roots can wreck havoc with building foundations.

Is there a way to control how the roots spread out once planted? At least the branches can be pruned.

Abagworo:
Unfortunately Imo is going to stop developing as fast as we've witnessed in recent years. I will keep posting the good side of Imo State but like what happened to the Enugu thread after Sullivan left expect that to happen here.

You mean Owerri is going to stop developing as fast?

The rest of your comments shows that you don't believe anyone else other than the Rochas Okorocha family dynasty can govern and develop Imo State Owerri State.

That's downright nasty. Don't weep for your pocket for too long. Man up and forge ahead. I commiserate with you over your loss. Cheer up a little, biko. Governments come and go. Ndo

NOC1:
How can you get it when educated illiterates are legion in Nairaland.
He asked him to die first to see if he can see them in the land of the death where he (Lere) said they are following the Fake news on his (Elrufa's) accident. He went further to school your Twitter messaiah that he has assigned the job to the incoming deputy governor, so there's no need for Elrufai's presence. He now said that noise makers are king on Twitter, the have so many mad unreasonable people following them.

You got so much venom in you, sire. All that vitriol is unnecessary.

El Rufai is a public official, whether hated or not. There's no harm in wondering what became of him after the accident he was involved in.
It did claim the life of his driver, didn't it? As he has not been seen or heard from since then, speculations and rumors would be rife. Same thing that happened when Buhari was hospitalized overseas and whole thing got shrouded in silence.

Meanwhile, that's an online response. It's not as if El Rufai physically rebuffed the person asking about his whereabout over an official function.

Delegation kor. Congregation ni.
Since when has it become a crime or morally wrong to ask or question the presence of elected public officials, be he your governor or not?
This here's the reason why in this part of the world, your government representatives act and feel like demi-gods. They're above answering to any of us. Was that a dignified response a governor is meant to give, even if the person was mischievous?

So, go preen yourself that you schooled a brother. The joke is on you.

This silly trend of redirecting traffic to watch Instagram videos is so idiotic, I wonder who dreamt it up.

Is nairaland getting a cut from it?

theoldpretender:
Right wing extremists are usually 'ethnocentric'...they want a nation of 'racially pure people' .Usually have a picture of Adolf Hitler and Himmler in their bedroom, with Mein Kampf and Foundations on the shelf.(As well as The Protocols of the Elders of Zion). Can be found longing for Nazi Germany to rise again, and may be conducting experiments to clone Adolf so he can rise again.

Left wing extremists usually aim to overthrow the 'elite' the 'Man' the moneyed rich, and create a workers and peasants republic, where everyone would be (hopefully)happy. Usually have pictures of Karl Marx, Stalin, Che Guevara, and Mao in their bedrooms, and read Das Kapital, and the Complete Works of Comrade Lenin on the shelf.(Bonus points for regarding Gorbachev as a traitor to the class cause).Oh and they are very very purist.And they deny that the Soviet Union was a communist country by the way.

Kundagarten:
Just my lay man understanding of left/right wing extremism.
Left wing extremist ideology is based on socialism and bent on creating an egalitarian society.
Right wing extremist idealogy on the other hand is based on conservative doctrine but in its extremist form. In western countries, these groups hate anyone who is not white and of European descent.

Thanks to you both. Quite similar answers.
Much appreciated.

Kundagarten:
This is evil beyond belief. What are the sins of those children and their mothers? Just because they are of different religion. Right wing supremacist groups are the same as moslem fundamentalist groups.

Same ideology of hate.
My fellow PDP supporters that praises President Trump at every given turn should search their conscience. Trump has given a new lease of life to right wing groups across the world.

I hate extremism, whether right wing extremism or moslem extremism.

Out of curiosity, I want to ask this: what's the difference between right wing and left wing extremism?

spyder880:
I have it in the latest finished one in this house. We have done that in almost all our projects.

Something like this.. second picture.
https://www.nairaland.com/1922424/ceiling-pop-designs-house

Nice. Thanks

Evaowokotomo:
I will update the building plan soon

Evaowokotomo:
Hi everyone, this week will be a great weak for us all. I will upload the plans a=later in the day

Ma'am, its your project.
When you're good and ready to share those details with us, that's great.

All the best.

Xander85:
Has that Abia mall been opened yet? You don’t see any pics or videos of the inside like you see with the Enugu, Onitsha and Owerri ones! Come to think of it...you hardly see any pics of Abia state at all!

Bros Arinze, any drone shots of the one Umahi is building in Abakaliki? I saw a brief glimpse of it in a YouTube clip of Ebonyi state and it looks like it’ll be the largest of them all! They say it’s fashioned after the one in Dubai!

Good observation.
It's quite simple, really.
Abia isn't doing as well as it should. There's this pride you get when your state is budding and new, and nice looking structures are sprouting out that makes you whip out your camera to take snapshots and videos.

No one is forcing the online presence of Owerri, Enugu and Onitsha. It just happens naturally, spontaneously, because people like taking pictures of photogenic scenes, which inevitably end up on the internet.
Have you noticed how same thing is currently happening with Abakaliki since Umahi began raising ambitious structures and uplifting the state's image?