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Fact.
A fact so obvious to anyone with half a brain, you will have to wonder why his online asslickers, especially here on NL could still summon the courage and shamelessness to support an intellectually bereft relic. You'd think they didn't know how woefully he performed in 1984. It was Tunde Idiagbon who actually did all the job, while Bubu, as the military head of state, took all the glory.

Pardon him for he knows absolutely zilch about running any economy. What about his anti corruption and anti terrorism crusade? If he doesn't have the foggiest idea of demand and supply and market economy, what about his so called integrity that wouldn't permit any thieving politician or any deranged jihadist to walk free?

Ah! Tinubu and his sophisticated brothers have brought such a mess upon us, that it would take a decade to break even from the horrible medieval voodooism mallam Bubu is torturing us with.

If we are to pardon most of the youths who campaigned and voted for an inept Bubu because they were too young to realize how empty he was in 1984, what about the "old cargoes" who were adults back then? The "elders" who retrieved a relic that ought to be consigned to a museum, forced him to wear suits and look presentable, so that lobotomised folks (the ones called zombies) would still vote him into power.

Emmm...the people deserve the sort of leaders they get. Nigerians have shown they are too dense to rise above tribal and religious sentiment to vote a worthy candidate into office.

As at today, Bubu is the best Nigerians can offer. He is the best among all of us, which is why he was made number one citizen. Pathetic!

Ain't nothing wrong with your wife. Provided you both have gone for tests and certified ok, then you have only one thing to worry about: KEEPING YOUR ANXIETY IN CHECK.

Trust me, I've been down this route before. Fact is, it seemed you were narrating my own experiences. The pains and unusually heavy flow your wife got was due to abstinence for a long period.
Her body is now getting used to regular sex, and she may not take in if you guys are so focused on the her getting pregnant, instead of enjoying intimacy with each other.
I am talking from first hand experience, bro. Most times, when a couple are so fixated on getting pregnant, it doesn't happen. But once you decide to let pregnancy be at the back burner, and rather get down to enjoy passionate and regular sex, boom! Pregnancy will happen.

Take this from a brother who learned this the hard way. And, if you plan on leaving your wife for a couple more years without sex, it could mean starting this process afresh.
Stay with your wife for at least a whole year, making love a minimum of twice weekly, and she will most definitely take in. Its not a matter of being a one minute or hundred minutes man. Your wife's hormones just needs to be juiced up with regular, old fashioned loving!

All the best. Be at rest. Ain't nothing wrong with your wifey.

LionDeLeo:
But, how do exhibit hatred openly and turn around to accuse same people you have shown such hatred when in actual sense, they are trying their best give you exactly what you long for.

Did anyone tell igbo to leave this country? Are they not still the ones insulting everybody of holding them back?

You say you want to leave and a golden opportunity has presented itself, rather than keying into that, you continue going from one body to the other announcing how you are being marginalised, does this sound logical?

Now, how do you continue to see nothing good in a country you call zoo, yet insist in staying in that same country? These people call the hausas all sorts of unprintable names, yet you must remain with them, which kind wahala be that?

Whoever is the maggot behind this moniker is just too damn stvpid for words.

A quit notice to vacate any part of the country is not, cannot be the same as seccession.
You can't give a notice to vacate and still regard them as Nigerians. You can't chase them away from their legitimate businesses and source of livelihood, yet expect them to pay taxes and be loyal to the FGN. You can issue such notice AFTER sovereignty has been granted to a certain people, and they have their own country, NOT BEFORE.
Give them their country, then you can chase them out. Stop arguing like you never had basic education.

Is this simple enough for you to comprehend now?

MediumStout:
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Biafra will never come

I would have gone into coma if you had replied with something half intelligent.
Pity you, but no one except you seem to be talking about Biafra on this thread. Brainless maggot still couldn't process what the topic is all about.

Oh, but that's all you know, don't you?
Your vocabulary is limited to two items only: ipob and Biafra, with a sprinkling of a few gibberish. What a burden you are.

MediumStout:
These are what the jobless youths from the east called IPOB should be pursuing instead of a worthless biafra. Mining sector alone can turn around the economy of the south east. They should instead pressurize their elders to take governance serious so the positive effects will tell on their region. The sense of entitlement of the igbo's is what is dragging them behind in the Nigerian project. They envy the airports, seaports and other infrastructures in lagos forgetting that Yoruba's worked hard to achieve all the aforementioned. The coal in enugu alone is a blessing in disguise but unfortunately they are busy demanding for biafra as if money will grow on trees for them to pluck in biafra. Zombies

Saying you are brainless would be an insult to all rētards out there.
I mean, a halfwit with less than basic education wouldn't post this crap you just did.

So, it is IPOB's duty to pursue mining of natural resource that with the current and flawed unitary system of govt belongs to the FG? Do you think any individual or organization in the country has the right to prospect or dig for minerals without a federal govt license/approval?

Yorubas worked hard to achieve airports and seaports in what sense? I mean, you sound less intelligent than a lobotomized rētard on steroids.

Coal in Enugu? Well, did anyone remind you that coal used to be one of the major foreign exchange earner for Nigeria, before crude oil was discovered and everyone in your government lost their brains? If you had any basic education, you would have learnt that Nigeria once had a thriving mining industry, alongside with agriculture that brought in forex.

The trillions of dollars earned from crude oil sales so far, what has the government done with those mind boggling wealth since after independence till date? What benefit has the common man gained from the oil wealth since then? So, its mining that should suddenly make ipob become model citizens and quit its agitation?
No, you don't know any of this. All you could is refer to ipob in your delusions. The ipob that doesn't know if slime such as you even exists.

boss1310:
do you know the thing with we Nigerians,we love foreign tabloids yet we don't learn anything from them especially in health and education sector
when accidents like this happen don't conclude that the person is dead until a doctor say so,instead of snapping pictures try taking her to a hospital you might be saving a life
no matter how horrible or graphic it may look mammals don't give up the ghost that fast

You are right. That's the first thing that occurred to me. What if she still has a pulse while people are gathered, just shouting ewuuoo! Chineke meee! and taking pictures, while the victim slowly bleeds to death!

Such a pitiful way to die.

spyder880:
We are still doing some work in this house. And waiting for the decking wood to be free so we can reuse them.

Wasn't sure decking woods can be reused. Was thinking it can only be used once?
Will they be strong enough to be reused for a second decking work?

All noise, nil action. Even when actions are taken and penalties get implemented, it will only be for a short period.

This is Nigeria.

Joe Igbokwe nwoke iberibe.

So, his grouse is that ohaneze ndigbo and other Igbo sociocultural groups did not speak up against Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB.
Well, did he make the same noise when the presidency and northern organizations did not voice any condemnation over the killings of helpless folks down south by Fulani herdsmen?
He can condemn his fellow Igbos because he feels they are cultured and won't resort to a barbaric reprisal on his person. Not same with Hausas and Fulanis, right?

Igbos shouldn't provoke the north, but should be worthy candidates for wanton slaughter by same north, and should accept such fate gladly

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
"bie" means "binocular inquisition eyeviewers"

clearly written on his bag on the floor

Could have fallen for that, if I didn't recognize the retail outlet "Abercrombie & Fitch"

See, if someone sitting beside you tries their damnedest to view what's going on in your cell phone, it is really annoying. Some folks just don't realize how rude it is.

spyder880:
We have completed the whole signing process for a deed of lease, and an irrevocable power of attorney for this land. I have completed all payments necessary for a full and legal title of this piece of land. Every needed document was signed for me by all the owners of this land. I have also paid off all land agents and legal fees.

I can now start allocating lands to people who had paid to my company accounts.

I had stopped marketing this land because I am no longer in a hurry to sell more plots. There might be need to raise the asking price for this land, meanwhile I am going to move to the government to obtain necessary registration and all documentation before pushing for a C of O later this year.

Thank you all.

Great news, Spyder880!

No surprise here. Nigerian police has let loose a lot of criminals on the street in the past. All it takes is greasing their palm.
The few criminals who get justice are those shot dead during operations.

Death sentence? I can bet it with anybody that this man won't go that route. Death penalty for kidnappers may have been signed into law, but our superstitious government haven't got the balls to sign the death warrant. Its same reason Rev King is still alive today.

It is called anosma. The absence of a sense of smell, either born without the olfactory glands or damage to the olfactory nerves.

Yes, its possible, and such people exists. I don't think the lady in question would be lying about it.

@OP. All you needed to do was copy this same topic and paste on Google search. You are bound to get millions of hits. That's how useful the internet is.

One of the reasons I'm no longer eager to catch up on "breaking news" or "recent developments" in naija: The parties concerned will often deny they made any such comments in the next 24 hours.

Not sure if this APC government gave birth to this worrisome trend, or that bloggers are just too eager with unconfirmed reports.

These half baked peeps are getting on my last nerves.

Well, except you guys are prepared to rig the ballot to hell and back. Even get your cows, sheep and goats to thumb print every available ballot papers.

Reasonable folks among you have realized that you guys hunger and thirst for power like hopeless junkies, yet end up not able to do any reasonable thing with it.

I mean, your region has developed far more than others since independence, hasn't it?

Nothing new here.

Would have been pleasantly surprised if they named some forward thinking individuals such as senator Sanni, or Nuhu Ribadu, or even the one they love to hate, Sanusi L. Sanusi.

They named a bunch of the obvious, swollen and redundant regressives who have got nothing more to offer. Perhaps no one has told them that we keep going backwards because if these so called elders who haven't got the foggiest idea what it means to make ambitious policies for long term development.

BabaRamota1980:
Im surprised to hear Ibo declare North a non hostile region. Very surprised! Anything just to win points eh? ....and you call it intelligent discussion.

So, you are the intelligent one, who doesn't know what an irony is? What he used there was a figure of speech. Do you get it now?

BabaRamota

Hear him

“I dream of a Nigeria where all sit down on the same table and eat from what is before him; for the Hausa/Fulani to drink his forage and eat ram/sheep meat, Igbo’s or any tribe of the Christians belief to drink his wine and eat pig or dog meats, not to cook all in the same pot and serve all plates. That’s unworkable!”, Bauchi said.


This might work, if the people whom you hope to share the country with have the same level of enlightenment/education as you.
If they had the same level of tolerance to other's religious belief and inclination.
If they don't see the slaughter of fellow humans as the most convenient way of settling a dispute.
If they don't have the mentality that the country is theirs, and they were born to rule.
If they don't see people from the south as mere vassals to be tolerated.

The unworkable notion of serving everyone from same pot or eating from same plate is exactly what the country has been practicing.
Since they have neglected every other sector in favor of crude oil (the pot) which comes from the south, and also eat from same plate (oil wealth) how do they hope this union will work?
Each region can get its own pot, prepare and serve its own meal the way their culture, orientation and religious views permits them. Good fences make good neighbors.

Let everyone keep paying lip service to "One Nigeria". We all know that its not working, and will never work in a thousand years. Let's all sit down and have a referendum as to the way to go. I can boldly tell you that the few people who feel any atom of loyalty to this country are those feeding fat on its resources.

Emmm....that last statement I made was false. Even those feeding on its resources are not in any way loyal. They just hope the facade of "one Nigeria" will continue only for what they're going to steal from it. You won't rob the country and its masses blind if you have any loyalty. Yes, I'm talking about the polithiefcians.

Typical.

Just like its thieving politicians, Nigerian university students have learnt the art of dodging simple and direct talk.

He came to set the record straight, and after such a lengthy and boring talk, he still didn't say how much the bus costs.
Rather, he said anyone who knows how much the market price of such buses are, should put up the price, then he will be compelled to release the receipt showing price of the bus.

Stewpid crook. What stops him from producing evidence of the cost at this time? Simple: He's hiding something. When you hide the truth, you shouldn't get angry that rumors have taken over.

Cool

@ obafemee80
Volvo XC70 is not a wagon. It is an SUV.
You probably got it confused for Volvo V70, which is a wagon.

sonofluc1fer:
Good one, KingEbuka.

Now if only God, the omnipresent could just create an NL account and verify your claims, that'd be awesome.

One little miracle for my poor hell bound soul.

Do you know what's funny?

You do not believe God exists, yet you believe in lucifer. To the extent your moniker declares you to be his/her son. Isn't that weird?

I mean, the broad account we have of that persona was how he disobeyed God, and got banished from heaven. If you believe God doesn't exist, yet you believed that lucifer does, then you are mighty confused.

Ha! A wannabe.

Its not enough that standards have fallen.
Now, they hope to nail its coffin shut with unneeded lurid details in literatures meant for minors.

Who vets these books, anyway?

Abagworo:
You start from somewhere and your successor continues with your good programs. I can and will always attest to the fact that Okorocha is the best ever. Only an inborn hatred will make anyone see and yet deny. He built the best University in the East(Eastern Palm University) and about 5 more campuses of other higher institutions. That's better than any roads, tunnels or flyovers which he is also one of the best in that part. 27 standard general hospitals is equally unbelievable but true. More than 400 schools including rebuilding all the premier public schools in Owerri from scratch. The biggest of them all is free education from primary to University. I am yet to see any State that has free University including the super rich States.

Hmmm.
Your conscience no longer exist.
Its already mortgaged to your paymaster.

IMSG still owes teachers, yet there's free education from primary to university? In what university, please?
And you can come online to type this? I think I owe Lai Muhammed an apology. He's an apprentice compared with you.
Chei.

Shaballantin:
if ur mom had been a victim of dz bastards, haven being gang-raped daily for 3months,afta a huge ransom payed,u 4 no cm post trash 4 here,,, Mr civilised society my shit hole***

Oh, sorry bros.
I didn't know your mother was kidnapped and gangraped daily for 3 months. That's a very terrible ordeal. Hope she has recovered sufficiently enough to walk on her two feet? Whatever is the amount in ransom paid, the most important thing is that she's back home and recovering.

You didn't read the sentence where I said if I had the power, I would torture the kidnapper to death? Obviously, you didn't. If you had, you would have reserved your venom for your mother's kidnappers, and not me.

Tell your mother I'm praying for her quick recovery. Asswipe.

Oh dear. When simple minded folks fall in love, they fall the hardest.
I'm just wondering how old you are...?

Get your head straight, junior.
You are on a mind trip. You're bound to end up depressed, or worse.
Such puppy love will make you irrational. You've shown the signs already. Go easy.

You're not sure about how real the supposed rape was. Its the oldest lie girls tell when they need to wriggle out of that tight spot. You go with the impression that this angel you met is pure inside out. A "virgin without guile". When you're getting close to realizing that another dude had beaten you to first get a taste of her cookies, the handiest excuse is.....
You got it! Rape.

Believe me, a few more years from now, you'd wish you had known better. Take it easy. You're tripping badly.

How nice. He is to present his anus for brutal bombardment, all across the country, in return for the delusional hope of miraculously becoming a millionaire.

Bros, all you will ever get is a leaky, unstable and gaping anus. You will wear extra large diapers for the rest of your miserable life, and if ever you get a few naira in return for destroying your shytehole, you would need it to pay for surgery.

Yes. Yanshoplasty surgery will eat up any penny you have left. Fool.

Explorers:
4. Sudanese Pounds.



The Sudanese Pounds is the currency of Sudan, it is one of the highest currency in Africa.

About 6 Sudanese pounds is equal to one United States dollar.

To the Nigerian Naira, a Sudanese pound equals 48 Naira.

Even Sudan is pulling its weight in Africa despite the years of warring and wastage.

Anyone who keeps thinking Nigeria is going to pull out of the rot with its present system of government is downright insane.
It is insanity that will make one to keep doin the same thing over and again, yet expects to see a different result. If 57 years isn't more than enough time to realize how stewpid we've been, then ours is a lost cause!

Huh.
Sounds like a lot of hot air....the part about the policeman dipping his rifle in his colleague's blood to be able to neutralize the "odeshi"

That part spoiled the credibility of the narrative.
The brave policemen did his best and fought well, though.

May he rest in peace!

Nothing new. We are bound to see such scenarios increase in intensity in the coming weeks.

Its one way to test the resolve of the people of the south. Some fat political alhaji directs his herdsmen to drive the cattle to places which has been avoided before now.
The Nigerian police is on hand to speedily jump in if the herdsmen gets confronted by the local people.
Believe me, they are on standby. If you doubt it, threaten one of the cows (not even the herdsman) and count yourself lucky if you don't land in the nearest jail within a heartbeat.

Sacred cows has a new definition in naija.

Bestman111:
Does such person deserve to be released into d community again? God will definately 4giv him but he should remain in jail till thy kingdom come.

Don't reason this way.
If I had the power, I would torture that man to death.
But, there are processes to follow. There are rules and laws governing every civilized society.
In as much as jungle justice affords a certain dose of satisfaction, it is retrogressive. It is inhuman. Going that route makes us no better than animals in the wild.

He can't be in jail indefinitely if a competent court doesn't convict and sentence him accordingly.
Which is the reason why we need a very strong and independent judiciary.

rheether:
Don't he have a lawyer? He is making his release more difficult by the day.

My thoughts exactly.
Very likely he wasn't even read his miranda rights by the arresting cops, and in all the excitement, he would have forgotten that he has the right to a legal representative.

Well, by the time the police and the courts finish dealing with him, he wouldn't care much for a lawyer

HungerBAD:
This is not good.

The drumbeats of war should stop. In wars or conflicts,everybody is a loser.

The sad thing is that those that are sounding the drums of war are either living outside Nigeria like Nnamdi Kanu,or they were born after the Civil war.

Even those here on Nairaland thinks Violence and war, is like what they see on action and war movies. Where the shooting looks like fun.

In conflicts,loved one's and relatives get killed. And lives are permanently and forever ruined.

And you believe that retard whose life occupation is to post inciting materials about Biafra?
You should know that if a day goes by without him fabricating something about it, he would be depressed.

What proves that the motley crew in the back of that truck are northerners beating a hasty retreat?

This unending masturbation over Biafra issues would leave you guys impotent. What would be, would be.