₦airaland Forum

TheHistorian:
Rev Mbaka is now a full blown,unapologetic and shameless tribalist.

Asslicker, how does your paymaster's anus taste today?

You call Mbaka a tribalist for these comments. Perhaps you didn't read where he said the right person for the job is going to be from Gombe state? Does that make him a tribalist?

What exactly did he say that smacks of tribalism? You bunch from BMC are so dvmb. You just make a lot of noise without making any sense.

LionDeLeo:
Mynd44 OAM4J seun

Oh, really?
You call others monkey, but you get offended when the same term is thrown back at you?

So, who really is a monkey? If the word "monkey" offends you, then stop using on others.

LionDeLeo:
I disagree with serial 2, all the rest are very true.

I know monkeys will disagree, but I don't give a damn as I don't talk with animals.

So says the monkey that thinks itself a lion. You still didn't look in the mirror when you typed this?

Does this even make any sense? See what the silly commissioner said:

Confirming the restoration of the street name, the Commissioner for Information, Professor Nnamdi Obiaraeri, said that it was never government’s intention to rename the said strategic road

It was never govt's intention, but they still went ahead and did it. So, whose intention was it? Seem like the quickest way of losing one's brain is to belong to APC. One blunder after another. Now they just appointed a dead man to head a federal agency.
Quite sure before Jan 1st, they are bound to commit another incredible misdeed.

sarrki:
Ozekhome is the most corrupt human on earth


He's a bigot and tribalistic lawyer of his time

He's a PDP stalwart

Such a pathetic excuse for a human specimen you are.

Ok, do tell us. What makes Ozekhome the "most corrupt human on earth", as you put it?
Or do you type things just to fool your paymaster that you came fitted with a functional brain?

TONY56:
Pls, what's the current prices of Nigerite Asbestos Roofing Sheets of 4ft x 8ft and Solo?

Also, the price of 20tons .& 30tons of DREDGING SHARP SAND and 10tons plaster Sand to GBERIGBE-IKORODU

I know that cost is a factor.
But, if you can try and increase your budget for roofing sheets, its better you buy aluminium instead. There's a reason why developed countries have outrightly banned asbestos due to its health hazard. I realized that asbestos are still commonly used in the SW, including some parts of Lagos.

In Nigeria, we no send, until its too late.
Protect yourself, your family and your environment. Peace!

Cjrane2:
They have started diverting all International flights coming into Enugu to Lagos.

My sister returning to Nigeria after almost 20 years abroad was dumped in Lagos airport yesterday without anyone to help her, after we were suddenly told they would close the airport before their so called 3:00 pm in compliance with order from above!

When they closed Abuja airport, they used the closest international airport to consider the stress on passengers travelling to Abuja by road and so they diverted to Kaduna airport instead of diverting to Lagos. Now, ask yourself why didn't they divert the flight to Port Harcourt or Owerri if it must be diverted at all before 3:00pm which they gave?

The FAAN claimed if they had to divert flights,it would be to Port harcourt or Owerri intl. airports, so why ask the flight to go all the way to Lagos? At least Port Harcourt and Owerri airports are of international standard and closer for relatives to travel and pick up their loved ones.

These are some of the agenda against Igbo people that convinces you we must stand up and fight for our rights. I am not saying it should be done now unprepared, but nobody should habor any illusions about that eventuality. It is the only way to live as decent human beings and develop without their targeted mischief to keep our region in stone age.

That's such a nasty thing to do!
What barbarism!

NgeneUkwenu:
Initially they were disappointed that the Son of a President Would be seen riding a motorbike in a dusty town of Gwarimpa in Abuja......hence after the news of accident, they had to concoct the Story of being flown abroad in order to fester their propaganda against the Best President of Nigeria....

IPOB/PDP are shameless miscreants.....

I understand you need to post a lot of stuff to justify what you're been paid for. I understand you need to defend PMB's administration against all sorts of criticism.

But ask yourself this: In a few short years from now, would you read these things you post here and still remain happy with yourself? Would your dignity still remain intact?
The least you could do is be dispassionate. This government will leave, and subsequent administrations will come and go. But all these cringe worthy posts you make will never go away.

No, you are not anonymous! Post things you will be proud to have your offsprings read in future. Criticize with class and facts, that is what will help you keep your head up, if all else goes south.

NgeneUkwenu:
AtiChukwu, Will Be Defeated Before 10:am On The Election Day In 2019....While His Main Backers, The Ever Useless IPOB Miscreants Will Activate Wailings2.0 Till 2023, When Osinbajo Will Take Over....

Umm....does anyone who support Atiku become IPOB by default? Even his Hausa supporters?

Didn't know that IPOB is Atiku's main backer. Unless you meant a different IPOB from the SE

Rubbish.

I wouldn't watch it if its showing on TV, much less burn data for it.
Buhari and his team can shove that trash up their presidential ass!

Igweann979:
150 - 200, 000 in Okpanam, Delta State or exchange with any valuable like a car it's no joke at all!

Could you tell me more about this, please?

seunny4lif:
Wetin self
Everybody dey mention big money, make I high Akure own and you want spoil my show

FUTA area is more than 4M now becos land no dey again

I dey feel u, bros
But the truth is, states in the SW have reasonably priced lands. It is much easier to be a landlord in the SW than in SE/SS

LionDeLeo:
Feb 2012, Sept 2012 and May 2015. Brainless monkeys are already trying to force it down our throats that there were never fuel scarcity in that administration.

Pls, any pained monkey can go and screw itself elsewhere because I don't talk to monkeys let alone the brainless ones.

Ah, welcome back!

Quite sure you didn't look in the mirror when typing this, else you wouldn't use the word "monkey". A word that aptly describes you.
I see your paymasters have renewed your data subscription. Christmas package, right?

Built2last:
It was a wanton charade by UN. That election is a diplomatic misfire that should not have happened. U.S is a sovereign nation with right to move their capital and recognize any place in the world.

The vote against that decision is so useless that it will further show how weak UN has become. Nothing will happen to U.S and Israel. That decision of Trump stands.

America carries 22 percent of entire UN budget. If they withdraw that. UN will retrench staff for the first time in History. Humanitarian aid world over will feel the impact.

The vote was wrongly timed. Diplomatic reach out should have continued....see Nigeria wey dey beg U.S for military arms and support dey vote against them. Issoari

The very first sensible response to this thread.
The dinosaur who is prancing about as president ought to have just abstained from voting, at the least.

When it comes to issues of Islamic sentiments, their brains go on temporary crash mode.

Abagworo:
Okorocha cannot pay me. Go and ask any of his supporters if they know me or if I've even responded to their mails here on Nairaland? I just do what I do according to my conscience and not money. I just want to remain anonymous and that's why I don't do Nairaland friendship but there are some people like Afam4eva and Soyder880 I see as responsible people I can meet some day. When we meet they can tell some of you who I really am without details.

Otele licker

None of the people you mentioned would even want to meet with a minion who goes about Owerri snapping pictures of schools and roads like his life depended on it.
It takes someone without a job to go asking people in Owerri if they know any billionaire who does nothing but snap pictures with his cell phone, does a lot of praise singing online and has developed a sweet tooth for Okorocha's otele.

A billionaire called Onyengworo Abagworo

Abagworo:
You are an idiiot. I dedicate my time to preach truth and you understood it as high and mighty. I'm a billionaire anyway but I don't classify people based on wealth but on their conscience.

Great!
A billionaire ass licker! Rochas must be paying you quite well.
You spend your productive days online to lick ass and and then your paymaster pats you on the back and at nights you do more physical ass licking.
You must be so proud of yourself. Quite sure you can answer the age old question about why he still wears diapers?

Abagworo:
Chino if you knew me in real life you wouldn't suggest this your meeting. We simply can't meet because we belong to different strata in society. You work for people against your conscience for money while I dedicate my time to preach truth for free.

You sound so silly here, its a wonder anyone bothers to trade words with you.
So, you are so high and mighty, yet you chose ass licking as a profession?

sarrki:
Its Efcc versus Gtb

Not a tribal or family war

EFCC vs GTB
Jesus! You're much worse than I thought!

So, EFCC fights GTB by illegally arresting Innoson?
What occupies that space in between your ears?

AroOkigbo:
International Standard Version
1 Thessalonians 4:11 says
"Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you"

As usual. Nigerians with their penchant for spiritualizing anything and everything. Na we holy pass

The poster said he saw it and averted his gaze. He minded his business. If he had rebuked the lady, then it amounts to him not minding his business. Your bible quote here is irrelevant.

seunmsg:
This Baba self take style rock life when he was much younger. I have seen his throwback pictures where he was playing squash, eating pepper soup and now rocking the dance floor with white ladies. He definitely doesn't fit into the profile of an Islamic fanatics that his detractors always paint of him. Happy birthday Mr. President.

Cc: lalasticlala

Just like him, most of his fans are misfits. Perhaps you didn't take note that everyone else in that picture was barefooted?
He definitely doesn't fit into the profile of a fanatic? Well, that's not strange coming from the likes of you. No one needs to call him names or make allegations. His actions and utterances are more than enough evidence to show his extreme biases.

This is creepy!

If, in a moment of madness, one of those guys choose to shoot that commissioner dead, that's it. What if it were me, an ordinary citizen tooling along that road with my "never say die" jalopy, and all I got in my pocket is NGN 2,450?

Nothing stops them from dragging me to the nearest ATM to empty my account of the little balance I'm hoping to purchase a Christmas chicken with. That is, after a few face changing slaps and insults.
The bad eggs in SARS far outnumber the good ones. Which is the reason why the outcry for scrapping the outfit is so loud. Reforming it won't make much impact.

The security situation in the country is horrible. Sometimes, you have to think thrice about stepping out of your house.

spyder880:
Work has continued in the new road construction from Nenwe to Nomeh Unateze up till Nara in Nkanu East of Enugu state.

That's cool. This is one of the roads that leads to your village, right?
About time too! Seem like your complains have finally been heard!

doctokwus:
In other words he is implying that even if he poos on Kano people and unleashes more suffering on them,they would still vote for him because they are barely able to use their brains?
I am not saying that's what he said,but that's the inference of his statement.
In saner climes,this statement of Buhari alone would be the subject of much anger,with the presidency scrambling all manner of topmost government officials to apologize to Kano people and try to spin the statement.
But here Buhari a rse licking is now a thing of joy for some,so they would swallow the insults with pride and great elation!

Thanks for this point of view. It was the same thing that occurred to me when I saw the heading.
The comment insinuates that they are his subjects. They are there to do his bidding, weather they like it or not.
The kind of crude mentality this dinosaur possesses is beyond redemption.

python1:
Villagers are saying that the bombing was targeted at them,not the herdsmen

If I may ask, for what exactly? Anyway, Ugandan jews go swallow all the hooks, lines and sinker join.

I have never known the person behind this moniker to ever make any intelligent comment. Ever!

Sir, how do you even tolerate yourself??

Hmmm.

Before you unzip, it would be a great idea to ask yourself first: will I be cool with the idea of her becoming pregnant afterwards?

If the answer is no, and you find it extremely hard to zip back up, and there's no condom nearby, then I suggest you...



Shag her not!
The ultimate test of discipline is to walk away from a willing and wet nunu if the possibility of an unwanted consequence is high.

Simon, you get liver die! You never had a mental image of her father hunting you down with a matchete?

spyder880:
Sorry for the delay my brothers. Someone said something that put me off from further pursuit of Awka lands. I will tell us the story on a good day. Mufutau55 is aware of this matter. Someone from this forum claimed he is the one who showed me the lands I have been following and negotiating since the past 3 years. This guy only called me and chatted me up in the middle of this year!

I decided to let the business go so that I can have my peace and sanity. I have never had a quarrel with anyone here. I wish to let peace reign. If at such a time Oga Mufutau and you my customers advices me to continue the search for the lands, I will return. In everything, peace and honesty is the most important thing, even more important than money.

God bless you all.

And that's it?
This is the reason you put a good thing on hold? C'mon, bro! God created a lot of good men, then He added a few sprinkling of assholes into it, so mankind can have some diversity.

You don't quit in your pursuit of good things because an asshole stood in your way. If anything, it should make you more resolute, more determined. That's how life is.
I hope your next update will intimate us on how you brushed an asshole aside and added another notch to your gun.

Don't disappoint yourself and others over this.

C'mon, good people of Benue! This isn't the time to suddenly develop a brain or grow a pair of balls! What makes you think that we have gotten bored with killing your men and raping your women? If anything, we just upgraded our drilling instruments from 7.5 inch analog, kunu powered rods to the more efficient 9.5 inch digital, burantashi powered drillers.
The party is just about to get started! Tell your politicians and your governor to withdraw that bill immediately. We will treat you with more love this time.

Jesse01:
why should any Nigerian Representative be dere? dis gals are going to do prostitution dere in Italy, so why should Nigerian government Care? dere are so many poor countries in African more pooer dan Nigerian, yet u hardly see dere woman doing prostitution all over Europe, if u ask me Nigerian government did d right by not saying anything.

Very insensitive comment.
Have you seen any lady who goes into prostitution willingly, if she had a better alternative?

You know what? The only people who are disappointed are those who actually expected the Nigerian govt to do something proactive or worse, send its officials to the event. Other than go through the motions by setting up a panel of enquiry, nothing else is to be expected. Whatever the panel comes up with ends on paper only.
If you take a trip to the rural areas, you will be surprised to see the level of suffering and hopelessness prevailing there.
You actually believe you have a well meaning government? Just wait till it gets to your turn.

Mariangeles:
It's a snack from the northern part of Nigeria, and it's made with roasted maize and peanuts.
I was shocked and disgusted when I found out they roll it into little balls with their bare palms at the final stage.

Oh, I see.

I think the important thing is their hands are kept clean during the process.

Mariangeles:
Mine is donkwa.

Emmm....what is donkwa, and how is it made?

happybrother:
Hello my good brothers of Agric -nairaland,
I am at the foundation stage of planting a cocoa field of 2600 square meters .I have done my research and currently talking to field farmers on the way to enter.
my concern is that I am going to rent the land from a family, though I am looking at 20 years land lease, what price the family will place the land is what I don't know.
Using 1 hectar as a benchmark, what do you guess or assume a hectar of land will worth for a 20 year lease, taking into consideration that I will be the one to develop the farm from cleaning to planting . You assumption would aid my decision making.

Yours Happybrother .

Your post lack usable info.
You do know that the most important factor which determines land value is its location. It doesn't matter if its a farmland, jungle or residential area. Its location is paramount.
So, I don't think you would be getting much accurate feedback here. Just ask around the location how much plots/acres of land are sold in same location. The 2600 m² you mentioned is roughly about 4 plots.This should guide you to estimate if the lease value is okay.

whateverkay:
Too many rape cases in the east. I think the federal government should ban all foods stoking their sex drive. Foods like akpu and ofe nsala are known to increase libido and turn people to rapists. No wonder they have the highest baby factories and uncatered children. Yorubas are more disciplined than them

The day your non existing sense would permit you to post something sensible here, nairaland will probably crash for a week