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Mc4larin:
This info direct from eye witness about an ND 2 boy from department of Agric Engineering Yaba College Of Technology, Yaba Lagos. It was reported by an eye witness that a young boy took an insecticide normally use to kill bed bug locally call SNIPER, below is the full gist.
reports..by..a...student::"Just at the late hour of the night, suddenly we heard a noised from a particular room at complex male hostel about this guy that was about to give up in his room, but the big shout of help by the fellow room mate caught the attentions of other students in their various room and everybody run towards the direction of the noise and rush the person in question to the school clinic for quick medical attention.
With the help of the medical personnel the boy was revived back to life and he was been question on what happen to him that makes him loose his consciousness, when the boy will open his mouth to talk he said he took the insecticide locally call SNIPER because his girlfriend said she is no more interested anymore, all other fellow student present shout out at the top of their voice and echo SNIPER? the scene wasn't funny but the responds got everyone amazed that a boy can actually plan to give up his life because a lady said she is not interested in dating him anymore. That was how the story of sniper begin on campus right from 30th of September till date. It is now the common joke on campus that is been said by the majority of the students.

@OP: Trying to flow with this grammar felt like drinking sniper.

The incident, as well as it's narration is just horrible

Ok, poster. You got me with this.

The girl's lipstick gave her a passing resemblance with Nicki, though.
Must have been a real crazy event.

Dude, just walk away!
You feel weak and dejected from getting heartbroken? Well, here's a news flash: That's EXACTLY how a heartbreak feels!
You will get over it with time. Don't pay any attention to that guy up there who advised you to have a "heart to heart talk". That's bullsh!t. Women are too damn complicated in the first place, without this additional dilemma. You don't need it.

If she had a heart, she wouldn't continue in her business, and at the same time planning to settle down with you.
The 10 months you've dated is enough time for her to have called it quits with her side job, if she was serious. You are just lucky she is checking herself for HIV infection. But that, plus the pregnancy test kit, is a pointer she is having unprotected sex with her clients!!!

The thought of this nearly made me puke. You have been dipping your magic stick into a public toilet! Don't just stop at testing for HIV only.
Go check up yourself for every STIs known to man. Gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, herpertitis, staphylococcus infections, scratch and win, piss and drop, you name them!

Lawd help us!

It's simple enough. I have observed where lots of residents adopt such.

This is usually in buildings where the residents are usually out during the daytime when PHCN officials come to check the bills.
If there's no one around to show them evidence of payment, they promptly disconnect the electricity by cutting the supply cable.

So, to avoid the inconvenience of getting you disconnected because there was no one around to present the receipt, you simply do it this way.
Saves a lot of headache.

There is absolutely no room for a peace loving or urbane man in this NURTW and it's affiliate unions. Once you are in in, you have to be deep down dirty to the core. I have had close encounters with some of their officials, whom an old high school classmate once introduced me to. Some of them are graduates, and you could see evidence of it in their speech and mannerisms. But I could see they were often restless.

There's often factional clashes, and the easy going ones usually become the victims. Even the hardened and "fortified" ones among them know it isn't a job that would permit you to live a normal life.

Like the guy always said, "blood dey for dia eye o!"

Politics!
Just shows that you shouldn't believe everything you hear.

Whoever thought Bubu would finally include Fashola and Amaechi's names in it?

Thought they were going to end up as ambassadors to, maybe Burundi and Botswana respectively.

Hehehehe.
If you really want to toe that path, then go ahead. I hope you are matured and strong enough for the fiasco that would surely result.
There's this Igbo adage that if you have to eat a toad, at least look for the fattest one.
Translation: If you finally do spread your legs for any man who can't match your husband, any man who can't intimidate, or wouldn't make your husband go the deepest shade of green with envy, then you'd be a double loser. Nothing less than a Don Jazzy or a Basket Mouth or a Kanu Nwankwo or even a Donald Duke would do!
That's just me being mischievous.

Now, me the realist:
No fvck up. Don't do it. Show him you are a better person than he is. You can kill him with the suspence and the anxiety of him not knowing what you are up to. 100% supported. Let him stew over the scenario of another hunk riding and pounding his wife into ecstatic oblivion.
Let him keep regreting what he has done, and at the same time not sure if you have been had by another man. Keep giving him the impression that he made you become a "bad" girl.

He obviously still loves you. It's apparent from his reactions. He could change, you know. And your old feelings for him can still resurface.
When it comes to cheating in matrimony, men have the advantage. It's not fair at all, but that's just the way it is.

It's all good.

Let's await his official briefing over the "successful" trip.
It's not an enviable job he has at the moment.

Hope madam first lady has a calabash of fresh kunu on standby for him.

It's all good.
Waiting for the controversies and arguments that would follow when he officially briefs the local press on his "successful" trip.
Uneasy lies the head on which the crown sits. I really don't envy him his job. He has increased our expectations to an almost astronomical level, he needs to be on his toes 24/7.
Welcome back. Hope madam first lady has a calabash of fresh kunu on standby.

Traditional African customs have put most women at a disadvantage, especially those with randy husbands. If it were not so, this man wouldn't dream of bringing a love child into his matrimonial home.

To beat up his wife on top of it, is just too much to stomach. It is disheartening to learn that your spouse is cheating on you. But suddenly bringing home a child you fathered with another woman, and still expect your wife to "act obedient and responsibly" is the height of insensitivity.

And for the policeman who said its purely a family affair, that's nothing strange. No one expects animals in uniform to suddenly become human.
Battery and physical assault is clearly involved in this. It has become a criminal issue. Plus a helpless and innocent child who would bear the brunt of the entire episode.
Such a pity!

emmydeep:
@op, finally you didnt say anything.

Seriously!
It's more than a week after all the bragadoccio, and he still hasn't tried to explain what the noise was all about.

We still await your latest innovation, @OP.

betcindy:
you are welcome to anambra lands.i have assorted acres for farming in oyi local govt.area of anambra state.email to Princenwaokike@gmail.com

As much as I would have loved to shoot you an email straight up, I think it would be great if you can give a little more detail about price and quantity available.

Let the information be open to people who are in need of acquiring farmlands. We need to take farming a bit more seriously in this part.

Bravo!
You got me applauding, bro.

Please tell me you've made bigger strides since then.
If you have been creative to make these inventions, do not underestimate what you can come up with yet.

Let's see the 2015 models!

These look neat. You are quite creative.
Now, show us the improvements you have made six years later.
Don't want to believe that you haven't been trying to come up with better modifications since then

Not practical. The extended limbs from the croc shoes would entangle the one on the other feet when he walks around in them.

Looks awkward. Almost disgusting. Who wears a dead animal around, anyway?

kestolove95:
Is he an yeeboh man?

You just can't help being an asshole, can you?

Ok, yes, he is "yeeboh" Happy now?

Business must be really good. He shouldn't complain, tho.

There are always charity cases that would get free tickets.
The guy below me has much more to say...

oluwafemi113:
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Terrorism is not a monopoly of any religion. If u say Boko Haram are Muslims what would you say about those apprehended n can't even recite the Holy Book, don't even know how to pray? If you say they are Christians what would say about ds pic? Boko Haram are evildoers that can't be associated to any religion. They are barbaric and evil. No religion should be painted having the monopoly of BH. BH are terrorist, unless we view them as such n collectively unite to chase the monsters out of ds nation wahala go dey.
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See am. Dem don come again.
Perhaps you'll soon tell us that the picture shows Christians celebrating the Lord's Supper!
BH came into existence due to radical islam. Islam gave birth to BH, and it's top commanders and sponsors are muslims.
The first step in solving a problem is to identify it's cause.
The guys who were caught that couldn't recite the quaran are just paid mercenaries. Quit burying your head in the sand and accept the truth.

So, the Nigerian Army is not aware of such a big gathering like this?
Seem like the war on terror is being fought only on the pages of newspapers and other media outlets.

For all those who keep saying that BH is not an islamic group, note that they have shown us that they do celebrate Eid Al Adha just like all their muslim counterparts on planet earth. Check out the little boys in the front row.
Bubu...it's either your military chiefs are not telling you the truth, or you chose to ignore the reality on ground.

I'm just fantasizing the damage a well placed missile strike launched into their midst will accomplish.

That most of southern Nigeria knows very little about the north and it's diverse tribes still points to the fact that this country is not a nation....and I don't see that state of affair making a drastic change in the near future.

If there was ever a half hearted attempt for southerners (majority of who are Christians) to gradually blend with people from the north, religion will quickly checkmate it, coupled with the insurgency in the Northeast.

We've had a hundred years (1914-2014) to work things out and become a nation. We haven't scratched the surface since then. And honestly, I don't envisage much progress in that direction for the next 100 years.

If this is a compilation of the humongous mammary facilities among the female specie of the really boring entertainment industry, how come tiny voiced Cossy Orjiakor didn't make the list?

That are guy decides to take a pic like this made you label him mad, crazy, weed smoker...?

Aren't people permitted to get loose or be playful anymore?
@OP: Get a life.

Blackkie:
Ohaji-Egbema is within the state capital territory - but why are you limiting yourself in Owerri axis? Are you not aware that Imo state is the most expensive capital city in Igboland?

I think your contact persons may not have vast knowledge about Imo state. Off Owerri Airport Road about 5km inside, that a town that shares boundary with Rivers state, my school mate bought 25plots of land for N500k two years ago. I also know that Imo River basin has a large expanse of land for lease to farmers at a friendly price.

Do you know Uzo-Uwani and Nike both in Enugu state? 3 years ago when i did a consulting job for a firm, we got quotation of land for less than 50k a plot.

In Anambra state, Anambra north senatorial zone has lots of empty kilometers of land where investors are can get as many acres as they desire.
There are lots of cheap land to buy as more questions if you are not limiting yourself to Owerri axis. Mail - phortizoltd@yahoo.com

Bro, I think it would be expedient if you post the currently available lands you know about here. All the instances you mentioned were transactions of 2 to 3 years ago. Perhaps you are a property agent/consultant. It costs nothing to give an indication of location and price of the available lands that you know of, after which anyone who is interested could contact you.
So long as it's within the southeast, i'm game.

Pavore9:
Really missing Anambra state, especially the nchi we used get from the rice projects we were involved in.

I just went through this thread right from page one. Your comment brought me here, and this would be the second time you posted about missing the nchi meat. Odikwa serious.

I do not know who Ibraheem Adam is, but...

So long as black people don't choose to look inwards and embrace their own sovereignty, don't expect anyone to show you respect.
Foreign organized religion which has kept us all enslaved and continued to make us mere subjects of scorn has lost their credibility long ago.
You spend money to go for pilgrimages where you get treated with disrespect. Isn't the One you worship everywhere? Doesn't the One you claim to worship listen to you when you call upon Him in the privacy of your room?
Only Africans fart and stink during pilgrimages.
Only Africans don't take heed to instructions over there.
Only Africans get deported and prevented from completing the hajj.
Such a pity.

Asian persuasion.
They do have weird culinary tastes...eggs boiled in urine, live squids, you name it.

Nothing strange with freshly squeezed milk. I think it's the novelty of watching the goats' titties getting squeezed in public that caused the attraction.
It's such a crazy world out there.

She does look good...and an inspiration.
Overcoming such deficit to become a model is not child's play.
As much as I admire her courage and her spirit, I don't think I would admire a lingerie on her. That's just me, though.
You don't need a pair of legs to be beautiful, but you definitely need legs to appear sexy and stunning in a lingerie. Beauty and sexiness aren't exactly the same.

firestar:
There are such here, it's being jealously guarded.

Hi.
Where are you referring to, pls? How can one get the sucker?

obstead200:
no problem. I will give u info. In fact I was informed that d politician is yet to pay up till dis moment. But the sellers are still holding out

Thanks bro.

obstead200:
abeg how much is land in ohaji egbema? I am making attempts to acquire land in mgbidi oru-west for some time now. I was pricing 120k per plot (about 30plots is up for sale). One politician from nowhere like that asked d sellers to keep the land for him. That he is gonna pay 160k. Na wa ooo

The area i'm trying to get a few plots in Ohaji is after Imo state poly. An agrarian community called Mbirichi. I'm told that plots go for about N300k to N400k, depending on the position. Of course, for agricultural land, that price is still high. If you do get plots for about N150k, it is a bargain, especially if there is motor-able access roads leading to it.

The one in Mgbidi you mentioned is very good at that price, if you can get it. Try to contact different agents who can give you information on available cheap farmlands. I am not around, so my cousin is the one scouting for me. I am praying I can get plots not up to 200k per. I will be very much obliged if you can help me with information regarding cheap lands once you are able to acquire some.

obstead200:
I only mean to ask a question.
How come nobody in eastern Nigeria is ever interested in offering agricultural land for sale? Except u are ready to pay cut throat prices starting from N300,000 a plot even in d most remote villages?

Does dat mean d entire land in d southeast has been fully utilised for agriculture or does it imply dat dia is shortage of land in d region?

D issue tire me ooo

Brother.
I am absolutely feeling you on this issue. Lands in southeast are horribly expensive. One can purchase an acre of farmland in the southwest for less than 100k, while in the east, getting a single plot at 300k is even a giveaway price.
I have been trying to buy lands around Owerri for some time. The cheapest I got so far was about 350k. If you want lands closer to town (much less than 30 mins) then you would have to fork out a minimum of 500k to 600k per plot.
Places in Imo where farmlands are cheapest is around Ohaji Egbema.

With such price disparity, I really envy farmers based in the southwest. Only way to make up for the fewer available lands for farming in the southeast is to embrace smart and innovative techniques of crops and animal production, which would require less space. Moreover, have it in mind when constructing fish ponds, to make it the kind of structure that could give way to future developments building construction. Thus, you will really have to give it a serious thought before you construct earthen ponds on such lands.

Good things hardly last in this country. It's like the system has a phobia for any sort of progress.

Even if FAAN wanted to introduce fares for a trip of a few hundred meters, why charge up to that?
Or is it just a temporary thing, a plot hatched and executed by a few junior level officials to make quick cash?

Hope this report gets enough exposure, so we can know if this is official or not.

cc: lalasticlala , Dominique