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That snake isn't poisonous. I'm not sure what the guy did by bringing it to his mouth, and blowing air into the snake, but it's DEFINITELY NOT sucking poison out of it. I'm thinking he had raw alcohol in his mouth, which he tried to make the snake ingest and consequently, disorient it. See him spitting out the fluid later?

Also, to extract venom from poisonous snakes, that is absolutely not the way to do it.

There's nothing surprising about finding two small dogs the snake had swallowed. Just like you and I, it has to eat to stay alive.
I'm just sad that most people believe that you have to kill every snake they set eyes upon.
Just check out this very beautiful specimen. I would just love to have it in a metal wire enclosure in my compound.

The heart of man is so deep and can be unfathomable!
She went this length just to make a man pay her bride price? Makes no sense at all. Since she has no other relation, who is the bride price going to be paid to? Why place so much emphasis on it?

Of course she is never going to return that baby to it's parents if the police didn't catch up with her.
As for the men in uniform, I reluctantly say, nice job! I am not your fan yet, and I'm not in a hurry to become one. But you guys did well this time.

Niyeal:
Pls see an eye specialist in any teaching hospital nearest to u. Wish u well

He already knows it's a medical problem, yet he still prefers to complain on NL, rather than go see a specialist.

The problem is most certainly astigmatism. Coupled with the fact that you are shortsighted, then it's a case of myopic astigmatism.
You will end up getting prescription lenses, preferably with anti-reflection coating to take care of the photo (light) sensitivity.
Taking analgesics will only provide a momentary relief.

Go see an optometrist ASAP.

In this day and age, you'll be surprised to see people act worse than retard3d animals.

Geris Hilton, you and your asshole friends will forever be haunted by your bigotry and horrid comments over an innocent black child.

They needed help to scale that fence?

They need to meet our senators to teach them how to scale a 12 foot fence/gate unaided.
This hustle is real. Frenchmen ain't smiling. Heard a little rumor that Alitalia might go same route.

It's bound to get worse before it gets better.

coolhumble:
What a nice way to boost economy but are there not.too many people climbing at once?

Same thing that occurred to me. Hope the officials are careful the max carrying capacity of the bridge doesn't get exceeded.

I climbed the newly commissioned bridge at the Lekki conservatory in April or so. Was quite a thrill. Though it's nowhere as scary as this one.

Anyone, who for a moment, thinks yearsthe thieving ex minister should be placed on same pedestal with Dangote needs a lesson on financial arithmetic 001.

Money you stole over a period of years, and try to hide in one way or d other is just that-cold loot. You can't declare it openly. You can't invest it openly in a strictly regulated economy...which is what she had tried to do by purchasing a property in London.

Thing is, after a few years, the money is bound to depreciate because it hasn't been channelled towards openly legitimate ventures. Even if the bulk of the money doesn't get confiscated, it would be risky to transact with. Which is why thieving politicos have to launder money...in return of which they forfeit a certain percentage. More so, they didn't work hard at getting the money, so it would be second nature to spend them on luxury, non income generating stuff. Same as the reason most million dollar lottery winners end up poor after some years.

Dangote's net worth on the other hand, would keep appreciating so long as the economy is vibrant.

This is some scary shitt.
But then, a lot of people know about spywares long before now.

Where I stay, almost everyone has a black cellotape stuck over the lens of the webcam on their laptops. Many do complain that the tiny light beside the webcam does light up even when they are not using the camera. This showed that it was remotely activated from a spyware in their gadget.

In the case of the text messages used as a hacking tool, I hope one has to open the message itself before the bug can get active. I usually delete fishy SMS sent from unsolicited short codes without reading them.

As usual, the poor house owners will bear the brunt of an irresponsible government. When thugs, thieves and hoodlums are in power, it becomes a jungle out there.

Can't say if Tinubu, under whose administration the allocation was made, actually did say it's no longer his business, but...everyone knows he is the god of all omo-oniles and land grabbers.

What else is new?
Our society worships money. It doesn't matter the reputation of the person doling it out.

When students and youths call themselves the "leaders of tomorrow", but prefer not to carve an identity for themselves and take a moral stand against all that has put them in subjugation, this will continue to happen.

The incident of an SUG's phone bill budget in a renown university in the southwest is still fresh on my mind. These are our future leaders!

Women don't really need to go overboard to show they can be equal with men, when they are yet to liberate each other from themselves.

They will keep getting pranked by men and they will keep acting silly.

That's the same woman that her poverty stricken and shameless kinsmen came out to protest on behalf of.
Another thing is, you need to see the entire thing from their own point of view.

They are of the mindset that if people from other regions (esp the north) can feed fat on the resource extracted from their soil, then there should be nothing wrong with their own sons and daughters doing the same.

It is not right, but I understand them. It simply means that the sort of government we have here isn't working...and it can never work. A complete overhaul, or a switch back to the six geopolitical regions, prior to independence, is what could save us.

The woman had mental breakdown, and the backward people felt she needed prayers instead of a psychiatrist.

The same people had contributed to her predicament. A so called pastor who knew he is impotent, yet kept it secret, putting a very Hot and sex starved woman in limbo for 20 years, now almost menopausal.

The id!ot should have stayed single, rather than placing such a horrendous burden on the woman.

nuelzy:
are u by chance related to kalu ikeagwu alias masters??

No, bro.

Look at the faces of virgin seekers.
While men wey sabi get more than enough pvssy to last a triple lifetime before they go on to more important pursuits, these wretched, brainwashed losers from disease infested lineage hope to get a fraction of that in their own version of heaven. Their heaven where the most important thing is 72 pvssies!

Worse still, they are willing to kill innocent men, women and children in order to get it. Religion really sucks. Men turning to pigs because a cowardly amir urges them on.

If you had never lived and worked in a foreign country, you may not be able to totally put these experiences into a good perspective.
I do visit home frequently, and whenever I'm in Naija, I just feel so good deep inside. Ain't no place like home! Then after a few weeks, the epileptic power supply, bad roads, horrible police attitude and the pervasive insecurity wants to make you go back to your base sooner than you had planned.

Sweet Lord! If this country can just get it right, I swear, I will become home based sooner than I expect. Lord knows I have put in place my post oversea/retirement/new beginning package and waiting for the right time to come home and stay home. For good. It is well.

Suddenly, we seem to have gone back to 2012, when BH had a free reign and were sending suicide bombers all over town.
Is the present government performing less than the previous one in the area of security, or what?

My man.
My hommie.
My nigga.
My brother!

Ain't nothing like being proud of your roots and repping where you come from.
One of the few black men you would be happy to have as your next door neighbor.

Don't know if she had ever openly declared she is a lesbian, but let's pause for a moment.

First of all, she is an athlete. She is excused to appear the way she is. If I am looking for a female footballer and without any idea of how skillful they are, and I was presented with a Chichi Igbo and a Rita Dominic to pick from, of course I'll place my bet on Chichi to be in my team.

If she were not involved in any sport and still chose to build those muscles, I might not like it. But then, that's my business. It's her life. She has been a tomboy, and football with muscle building gives her the outlet to express herself. I'm sure if she were your sister, you would take a more positive view of her.

There's too much to worry about in this life, than over a girl's muscles. Especially one who doesn't give a hoot about what you think.

Rubbish!
Illiterates suddenly claiming to know what is in the constitution. Just look at the lame and ridiculous reasons he's spitting for not being in support of banning nomadic cattle rearing. So, it isn't contrary to the same constitution to kill innocent farmers, and destroy their means of livelihood?

These people are extremely backward. Which is why any form of change or advancement scares them shitless.
If there is going to be any compromise, the resolve that every herder must build a cattle ranch, and no single cattle should be sighted outside of these ranch MUST be non-negotiable.

In fact, permitting them to stay anywhere is putting the host community at risk. Ask the indigenous people of Plateau, Taraba, Nasarawa and Benue states. Death and destruction trails every movement they make.

She can go ahead and sing like a canary.
It doesn't really matter whose name or what officials she mentions, except she can back it up with documented evidence.
Rich, disgusting pests. A drowning person will clutch at straws.

Neduzze5:
Get a pet bottle, e.g Eva water bottle, cut it in such a way that the upper part look like a funnel.

Then turn that part and insert the part that we put in our mouth into the other part of the cut pet plastic bottle.

Use a cello tape to hold it all together.

Pour a little Star or Guinness beer into the bottle, position it around your pen close to a stone in such a away that the slug can crawl onto the stone and into the bottle.

You can make three or four of these and place them at strategic places around your pen. While placing one inside.

A little enlightenment, bro.
Are slugs attracted to beer? Why would a slug crawl towards the trap you described?
I have read where such homemade contraptions like this are used to trap insects, esp mosquitoes. Kindly explain how this works, and how it would be effective in keeping slugs at bay.
Gracias, senor.

Read between the lines, people.

These fulani herdsmen have got the backing of influential people from the north. Did you notice that not once has the ACF ever openly condemn the wanton killings of their nomadic wards?
Even this particular statement by them did not acknowledge the crimes these nomads commit. They are simply against the call by Afenifere for the abolition of nomadic herding.

Put aside the kidnap of Olu Falae.
What about the countless people who got killed for protesting the destruction of the crops in their farmland by cattle?
Such incidents are as fresh as a few days ago. These deaths don't matter to ACF.
They have turned the middle belt into a theater of death and destruction. Now, they are creeping southwards with the covert support of the "born to rule" elites of their people.

The only language these people understand is violence. Now that one of theirs is the president, their impunity has skyrocketed. Buhari will not do anything to curtail their activity. But if any southern community retaliate by harming any of these men or their cattle, don't be surprised that he could send the army to level such villages. If he had that power 15 years ago, I'm pretty certain that's what would have happened.
Recall that incident 15 years ago, in Oke-Ogun area of Oyo State? The Fulani herdsmen and farmers had a major clash which led to a strong delegation from ACF to storm the office of the then Governor Lam Adeshina in a rowdy and angry manner on behalf of the Fulani. Buhari led that angry delegation 15 years ago.

Buhari came to ask Lam Adeshina: Why are "your people" killing "my people?" He didn't deem it fit to intervene when the Fulanis went on the offensive by destroying lives and properties in the host communities, only to get angry and bellicose when the Oke-Ogun people retaliated.

Now it's just easier to pick up a gun and shoot someone dead, rather than try to resolve issues?
I think this report omitted some things. I think there has been a lingering face-off between both parties, before the situation climaxed into this.
That's no excuse for this despicable act, though.

One more thing I'm wondering is...
Recently, when there are cases of death such as this, the report often ends with information that the victim is to be autopsied.
Now, that's new.
Since when has autopsies become routine in Nigeria, especially in cases such as this, where the cause of death is obvious?

Or, is just the mention of an autopsy becoming the norm, when there is actually none to be carried out?

Huh. That was such a crazy thing to do.

But, I'm relieved it didn't come out nice. I wouldn't like to think that it's possible my next meal of bitterleaf could have been prepared in a washing machine.

Now, let the whole thing unravel very fast.
Bubu hasn't scored much solid points since he came on board. Will sit up and observe once some big fishes and sacred cows are given long term resident at Kirikiri.

[quote author=fetrillion post=38611971][/quote]No.
Seem like you mistake me for the OP. I am not the one narrating his ordeal. I am not the OP.
I just commented on this thread, like everyone else.

Go to the beginning of the thread and check who the OP is, then direct your question to him.

fetrillion:
@ whilwild,I'm scared we av both falling into d hand of d same gul..I shared a similar story..can u email me pls..

I just read the thread you opened about the dilemma with your ex-girlfriend and how a so-called woman of God is trying to intervene.

The first person who replied on that thread (PunkyVeer) gave you a sound advice. And you know what else? It was a female poster!
You don't have to be scared of whatever anyone, including the "prophetess" has to say. God doesn't work that way, believe me.
It's your life, and you have every right to live it. She is just trying to use the other woman to manipulate you, knowing how black people are suckers for anyone who claims to be a prophet/pastor.

Just walk. Don't be like a dog that goes back to eat it's vomit.
All the best.

No, thanks.

I wouldn't place an order for this one just yet.
Cars should offer you a certain degree of privacy while driving in public.

Riding in this would make me feel too exposed. Almost like being naked.

Money makes the man, bro!
If someone like Oshiomhole isn't rich, would that new trophy wife of his condescend to respond to his greeting, much less give him a shag?

NEVER! Unless na jazz.