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Now this is my kind of thread, but for the timing. Most of us try to be good for the first few months of new year.

First question to the playballs. I'm enganged but have a crush on a nairalander, how do I get to lay my hand on him? I just want to tease him till he drowns. Really need to get it out the way so I can start on a new slate in the new year.

Yes its last vegas or last vegas wannabe. So go and "DYE"

Hurry up and correct the above to what you want your destiny to be in the new year, atleast you won't say I called it into your life, the dictionary whipped.

eeeeeee: Why the epistle?
You see a picture and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Last Vegas".

The picture could have been taken anywhere, looks like you just finished seeing "hangover" and you are coming here to form nonsense.

Even a toddler would know that its called like that now by some people cos of the movie by robert deniro, morgan freeman among others. Only jobless people like you who basically have nothing else going for them in life would slobber over a "t" that is added to a name whether intentional or by mistake, especially when this is not the first time its spelled and written same way.

The show girls charge money to perform and I'm sure psquare got private show and all for much more.

Yes!!! It's Last vegas!

eeeeeee: Which one is Last Vegas again?

Has the name of Las Vegas been changed?

And which kind picture dem dey pay $1000 snap?

I agree with the part that linda craves attention, and also I believe she is cleverly using nairaland to achieve what she knows she can't do on her own in hundreds of years.

You are intolerant though to say anything against tpia for speaking her mind. This is what nairaland is here for. Tpia did not use any negative word here, or since when has "she should have done this before that" become a forbidden comment, that close to 30 people have called her names.

Just because all these demented souls here are falling over themselves to call her names does not mean its the right thing to do, or that you too can't think for yourself.

Injera: This Tpia obviously craves attention.And to you tpia:your e-attitude sucks.ple..ase for own good register again with a new name.

I guess she builds and buys homes for them every year

They are deceiving themselves
[quote author=tpia@]when exactly did she allegedly build or buy the house?

this is the same story from last year:

https://www.nairaland.com/1105601/linda-ikeji-buys-grande-duplex


https://www.nairaland.com/1105360/linda-ikeji-purchased-duplex-parents[/quote]

Vegas thing!!!

Anyone can get his/her picture taken like that in last vegas, the sin city with the show girls for $1,000.

I have not be on nairaland for that and why should I go to sleep when its not even 6pm. Its holiday, I attended two parties yesterday and one tonight. Well! Its not my fault that you have nowhere to go. Maybe you should just others to go and.shout fake halleluja in some fake a.ss church.
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You guys should have thought about it before you declared war on a woman. Call jonathan if you want. Next time don't bite more than you can chew. All she did was opined. You started this, but you are not going to dictate how it ends. I have a dinner party in 1 hour, but will continue to make time you guys now that no one see what I'm on my phone, but just watch me in amazem

iv4fb: @tpia, for God's sake, respect yourself. if you have no respect for your parents, most people respect theirs-only children descend to this level of insulting parents, you're older than this.

MODS/SEUN, this is becoming ridiculous, what such of childishness is this? A full grown adult (who doesn't know the difference between her left hand and right hand) insulting people's parents and you guys are watching- what then is the essence of the so called rules? how can you allowed a mentally deranged person loose on the forum or what other adjective can be used to qualify this person?

I'm disappointed!

Ok I will beg tpia to stop whipping you .
all.

Never yhought I will see.the day grown men call on daddy seun and mom mukina to come.and.save them from tpia, a woman.

homesteady: Seun please come to our rescue oh!

Really?

My mind went straight to what my grand mama thought me immediately. Was just trying to make my granny proud. She worked so hard to get me yo this point.

Wow! The whole thing is funny ai swear.

tpia: the f.ool thought he was toasting you, that was the type of lame line he spins to his lame girlfriends.

I hope you have your will in order because you just bid nairaland farewell.

If you have any power.to put a curse on anyone, you would have seen the person behind the handle you want to curse.


Go home and tell the oldest and most wicked person in your family that I sent you. Let them look and tell you what they see and then come back here to tell.

I dare not only you, but your entire lineage to put a curse on me.
[quote author=deejay_harry1] I'm gonna put a curse on you and all
your kids will be born completely n a k e d.[/quote]

Yeah and more, but you need a special suit when I do cos of the suction power that comes with. Be warned now so Austeenx can return home.

Austeenx: [color=orange]Cat? Do you "mew" [/color]

No, I meant that literally and I am 110% sure

victorlexa: lmao... Keep "thinking"

[quote author=tpia][/quote]

Keep doing that please cos you will get an award for yimuing a thousand times per hour.

homesteady: YIMU

What would you call the person you see when you stand in front of a mirror?

Go and rinse your foamy akpu mouth
[quote author=deejay_harry1]you are a more i d i o t, than the already other

i d i o ts. [/quote]

Now I'm tpia? It doesn't get any better than that I must say. I'm not tpia. This is the CAT the one and only CAT. I just hate it when many people gang up against one person especially when the only crime the person commited is speaking their minds. Tpia is my doll you know and will stick up for her anytime. So call me any name you want.

homesteady: Tpia can you please stop deceiving yourself?

And stop licking my footsteps
[quote author=the_ripper3]Stop prattling miss.[/quote]

I think I'm richer than both of you combined.

victorlexa: ohhh 4 ur mind its fake? U cn even say d money she gave away to some ppl some weeks ago was fake too... Na hw much u get sef?

I don't know how it became all about you. I think your presence here makes volcanoes erupt on their brains. Girl, It's because you are all that and a bag of pearl. There must be something about you that keeps over a dozen people up at nights. Go girl, you rock.

Tpia versus how many of them shows your strength.

tpia: is my moniker linda ikeji, or why are some people suddenly ignoring the topic and shouting my name?

and please look up the meaning of caveat emptor, thanks.

I can bet my bottom dollar that it's fake.

The same way they lied that nonso diobi bought a house for his.mom. linda who recently bought a used infinity 35 from the US. If she is all that by now she should be rolling in a bentley. That is what big girls ride in. She is strugling like others to find het footing.

tpia: they are hating oemselves, thanks for the heads up but they need to vent their frustrations, i am here for them.


thread title says linda buys duplex for parents, i can imagine how depressing that must be for the 24/7 nlers who help seun keep up the site stats.

Seun is doing his best to make sure that his website is not used in propagating lies linda or whatever her name is, is known for, since she always needs help from nairaland to reach the world.

Stop hanging your old wrecked and damaged cargo on Seun. He will have no use for it. Linda is successful in ibo world, so find him an ibo man to marry and stop advertising her, she is still a person you know

Why is everyone hating on tpia? I love tpia. Haters can all drown in a nearby canal.

Team tpia is here, so y'all can choke on whatever comes on your tongue first

Sexy? Nay!!! Take it from the queen bi.atch, none of those guys if made into dolls can sell cos no woman would want any of them on her bedside when the the real thing is out of town.

Haha slaves!!! If it were a mullatto with same facial features, then she will be super pretty huh?

You all now need to hurry up and post pictures of those that are prettier than her. Awon oloshi, after many years of abolition of slave trade, you guys are still stuck with "the closer your skin color to white, the prettier you are

The top three are Yoruba. I am so proud.

She probably bought her degrees too.

LBT: Nice one; let those silly people saying trash about those in the house of rep post the schools & certificates. Okonjo have; she is very unruly & full of herself, I liked the way she was worked out.

And let her swear that she doesn't get a kickback on all these. The woman is a thief.

zeen nurei: She is presently the Finance Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that is busy borrowing money from world bank, IMF, Paris Club inorder to bring it to the table so as to allow easy access by the corrupt government official and she was also a Minister of the same Ministry during OBJ's era where she uses all our monies to pays for our debt to same institutions where she is now borrowing..........CONFUSED RIGHT?

Tell me about it!

She thought she could use sickness to cover up incompetecy, but smart Reps were not sold on it. She had allowed the praise singing from her backyard get into get to her head, not knowing that only her people see her as messiah.

Good thing she was cut to size. The rep is as educated as she is. He was not speaking on top of his voice, a man's vocal cord is expected to be stronger than that of a woman, so the comment from the Rep was right.

May Nigeria be delivered from empty heads running its affairs.

Obiagelli: I am loving our reps right now.

Now that they have succesfully diverted your attention away from the important issues Obj raised, what's next?

Iyabo did not write this letter.

Obj needs to move fast to secure his daughter before the people who wrote the letter get to her and silence her forever. Jonathan's camp is written all over this, take it people!