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emmyluizzz:
you see what I mean

very useless being

very useless


if you are truly a girl....you are only good for sex nothing more

very useless
spits

No, I can't see what you mean.
You're just plain boring, no substance... nothing at all, an empty shell. You can't even come up with a good retort.
Better look for something doing so you can live a meaningful life and stop coming to NL to disgrace your generation. Looking for who to troll. Person when never even chop bellefull.

emmyluizzz:
you are a big F**l

but the problem is you don't have someone to tell you

Lol. See this ekpa, continue to disgrace yourself and your generation on Nairaland.
You think you're doing me? You're only doing yourself. Seems like someone just came across a new phrase and probably looking for how to throw them around and feel smart.
Lol. 'but the problem is you don't have someone to tell you'. Mgbeke feeling funky.

emmyluizzz:
e don do no be fight
shebi I don answer you

Na you know who dey fight you and who dey look for your response.
Don't take heed, you hear? Be forming wannabe wise-ass.

emmyluizzz:
Empire Energy


but this question is dumb oooo

You and the others up there will think it is dumb until you buy adulterated fuel that'll knock your car or generator engine.
Guess you didn't read about the guy who bought bad fuel from Mobil filling station and it spoilt his car engine.

The way some of you guys are just commenting, I began to wonder if it's the same article we all read but I guess some of you just jumped to conclusions.
The ladies are to under a three months entrepreneurship course which is fully funded and then they will be equipped after the course (definitely not a degree). So good luck to those who want to seek admissions there for free knacking. Happy studies.

FineUsername:
Customs dey pay like mad? Lol
Ain’t talking about NEXIM, NIMASA or CBN ooo.

That's the official payment. Those people are talking about the unofficial, underground salary. The ordinary eyes cannot see them.
But in my honest opinion, no matter the underground money they collect, it cannot be compared to what someone else would gain from UNICEF, don't mind them.

Kingsuave:
PERUzzi of DMW intro "I'm losing control"

Peru is actually short for peruzzi so him dey always para say him dey lose control,

remember fireboy also said "I'm looo... Even peru don don para"

I no know why some people no dey sidon listen music Wella na to dey skim through dem sabi.

Siddon listen to lyrics of Nigerian musicians? Okay, we are coming. Anybody when no mind to get brain freeze is welcome to try.
On another note, everybody saying stuff about the Peruvian government misunderstanding the song should just chill, it is very obvious the person behind the handle was just messing around.
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treatise:
My advice to guys is , never go into any relationship if you do not have the shockabsorbers for the venoms ladies spew ; you may commit murder if care is not taken.

I don't belive it's a matter of trying to absorb what the women are spewing.
If a fellow guy does something to a man like this, I can bet you that his reaction will not be to beat the fellow up. He can beat a woman without thinking because he thinks they're easy targets but he'll definitely think thrice before laying a hand on a fellow man.
Woman beaters are just what they are, 'woman beaters', immature and undisciplined men.

Thank God he is even a man, only baba God knows the kind of comments we would have been seeing if it was a young girl.
Simp of the century, carry on.

Esseite:
Why sing someone else's song as a known music artiste..

That's wrong.. you are an artiste, you could have written a song for the occasion.

When all they write and sing is complete and absolute trash, what exactly were you expecting him to write?
Used to like one or two of his songs but of course they aren't fit for the occasion.

Akwamkpuruamu:
I don't seem to understand this or read any meaning into it. Who can epp me pls

Someone you are crushing on telling you that you're the world's greatest friend. That is Friend zone till eternity, just forget it.

ImaBruno:
Sokany product #36,500
Bosh product. #39,500
Kanwood. #40,000

Ok. Thanks.
Is your location Ibadan?

Please what brand and capacity is the halogen oven and the price? Is it payment on delivery or before?
A picture will be good too.

Coldie:
This is the worst thing u can do to a man.

Imagine staying alive and awake while your fellow man rapes you, like put his **** into you. I will KILL YOU.

EVEN IF AM IN PRISON PRAY I NEVER COME OUT CAUSE I WILL DO TIMES 5 TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BEFORE I END YOUR LIFE

Oh! You didn't see the part where they wrote 'he was violated with a mop stick'? That is the guy that was tied to a bed I think.
I honestly don't know which is worse. Yuck.

Debra911:
Not all ladies can survive the hurdles involved. You'll understand when you begin to watch it. GUS is not bbn

Lol. Well said.

Mcslize:
1. Smartness

2. Stamina

If you don't have strength, don't go near there.

I see. Thanks.

Haven't really watched this GUS though but what exactly are the criteria for choosing the contestants?
I'm asking because I don't understand why with a total sum of 16 contests, only 4 of them are females.

Cars4sale2021:
What is coleslaw what is drumstick? Ah ah me I'm confused oh what is going on here you didn't even mention the chicken

Hahaha... Why are you so funny?

Cars4sale2021:
But I mentioned first ooo it's not fair

You answered the wrong question and your list of items weren't still complete. The best woman has won. Ciao.

Chairwoman:
Sent, hope you got the alert

Got the Airtime @therealchairwoman.... Thanks a million.
Kisses ��

[quote author=Chairwoman post=106079553][/quote]Hi. I wouldn't want you to go too much trouble, so if its better you could send as airtime. thank you.

Chairwoman:
GUESS EVERYTHING ON THE TABLE AND WIN #500 NAIRA AIRTIME

Macaroni, Chicken drumsticks, sauce, coleslaw, soft drink.

pocohantas:
Afang soup with water swimming in the plate?

I would give you E for your EFFORT.

You don’t slice your afang (okazi). You pound or blend it- after slicing.

This is a slap on the face of afang soup.

free2ryhme:
una don start

Single sense, you no get.
So you had to quote the whole article to post your gibberish?
If I slap you eh, your ancestors will feel it.

lanre9ja:
how much is ur industrial sewing machine

Emeraldicon:
Which ones are available?

None is available, they're all gone. Thanks.

Emeraldicon:
Can I see pic of the one you said is both electric and manual for 30k?

Sorry, I don't have them anymore.

[quote author=wwwihy post=100400046]PDP Governors and bad governance.


You didn't construct good roads nor have proper markings for bike Lanes...the next thing to do is to roll out bikes all over Ibadan for people to get knocked down.



[b]
“Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom.”
– Plato[/b]y[/quote]Mr lover of wisdom, if you had taken a few seconds to properly assimilate what was written there, you'd realize the bikes were rolled out and operating only at the state secretariat for staff and visitors only.
Its not the whole of Ibadan as you have made it out to be and have you been to the Secretariat to see if necessary measures and markings haven't been put in place?
Please try to be considerate in your reasoning first before rushing to condemn things.

Imagine my surprise when the same 6kg I bought early last month for 1800 was selling for 2200 last week, while 5kg sold for 1850 as against 1300 from February.
I used to notice the subtle increment of maybe 50-100 naira in the past months but this one is just something else.

Sixfeetbelle:
It's funny how people seem okay with this rape topic cause a woman said it and cause it involves a woman and all that nonsense. Of course, if this involved a man, the response would have gone much differently. The hypocrisy will not elude me, this I know.

Only very few seems to see beyond the rape event. And it does not surprise me on why this is so. Many of you seem to think rape and sex are the same thing, after all, they both involving slotting a long pipe in a hole, but they are not and will never be the same. Rape is forceful, aggressive, demeaning, hurtful, and condescending. Any right thinking woman will choose death over such an experience, more so were she to be married.

Before we side with her or not, we must ask ourselves some critical questions first.

Will her life remain the same after the rape? Can it remain the same?
Will the husband look at her the same way after? If, peradventure, he was present to witness the horrendous event, can he 'overlook' it and forget?
Will the marriage remain the same after? Can it remain even with the presence of children?

It's like we're so complacent in this country that we take so many things for granted and a lot. A simple lipstick stain on his shirt or a love message from her ex and our marriages are already cracking, yet many of you seem so ignorant and naive on the impact a rape event can have on any marriage.

Any lady that agrees with the wife is stupid, no apologies. Any man that agrees with the wife is ignorant. Hands down.

I get what you're saying believe me. But for you to say any right thinking woman will choose death? That is just plain stupid, insensitive and shortsighted. Is the marriage worth more than a woman's life? Have victims of rape not eventually gotten over their trauma to lead meaningful lives? So what if the marriage crashes, should her life crash too? So what if the husband can't look her in the face anymore? Who gives a f*ck? People marry and divorce and get married again or not.
The way you people over-hype this marriage thing sef. Can the useless man try to defend his wife's honor by fighting the robbers and risking death since the vagina is so much important to him than her life.
Please take a chill pill and be realistic for once.

WiszyFraud:
..This is what we expected after the Endsars protest.. Fresh graduates who can do the job, not those ex convicts holding legal guns

Read well oga, they graduated from training, nobody said they were fresh graduates from uni.

fannybaby:
. Trophy wife... You started it nah, Biko continue

You already showed him you are a super woman, you can afford everything.. I am sure you are buying him clothes and shoes continue

Do you even know what the term 'trophy wife' means? How exactly does it apply in this situation?