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uchesandy:
do u know if he was d 1 dat created d issue? let try other options, God dey.

uchesandy:
i have been having issues with my boyfriend. Recently he called for a discussion and asked if am still interested in a d rship which i said yes. I asked the same to him and he said that he is in between the rship, dat i ve made hime to develope a thick skin towards me. pls advice me on what to do cos i really love him. My boss is saying that i should not call him again, that he shuld be the 1 to value me and look for me. since he knows that i love him so much, that he will use me as trash. pls advice

I'm only working with what u gave me madam. . . How do u want me to think he caused the issues when u made comments like those highlighted above?

TheSeeker:
LEXI! LEXI!! LEXI!!! LEXI!!!! How many times did I call you? You're a mad man

Wetin i do?

Face your books, thats the only advice i can offer u right now.

PS: You're not dying anytime soon - stop proclaiming stuff u cannot handle!

uchesandy:
i have been having issues with my boyfriend.

You drove a poor brother right through the brick wall and now u love him very much? When u were having serious issues, what were u thinking? or u didnt know it could cause him to consider other options?

One person can be 10 people? logged in at the same time? How?
Do u lot have 50 fingers?

@Poster:

You need to listen closely to DMX's track [titled Who We Be] very attentively in a dark and quiet room.

After that, if u still think u have problems, then go ahead and do the needful.

I even did u the favour of getting the first verse lyrics:

What they don't know is!
The bullshit, the drama (uhh), the guns, the armour (what?)
The city, the farmer, the babies, the mama (what?!)
The projects, the drugs (uhh!), the children, the thugs
(uhh!) The tears, the hugs, the love, the slugs (c'mon!)
The funerals, the wakes, the churches, the coffins (uhh!)
The heartbroken mothers, it happens, too often (why?!)
The problems, the things, we use, to solve 'em (what?!)
Yonkers, the Bronx (uhh!), Brooklyn, Harlem (c'mon!)
The hurt, the pain, the dirt, the rain (uhh!)
The jerk, the fame, the work, the game (uhh!)
The friends, the foes, the Benz, the hoes (what?!)
The studios, the shows, comes, and it goes (c'mon!)
The jealousy, the envy, the phony, the friendly (uh-huh!)
The one that gave 'em the slugs, the one that put 'em in me
(whoo!) The snakes, the grass, too long, to see (uhh, uhh!)
The lawnmower, sittin, right next, to the tree (c'mon!)

I have a feeling this is why your bf wants to join nl, i would too if i were in his shoes

FBS:
The truth is that they won and if I remember correctly y'all said they can never win at ParkHead.

Well, they did.

Congrats to you Arses.

They only said we can never win cos they couldn't do it, barcelona didnt do it, ac milan couldn't do it. . . but we're used to breaking records and this is not new to us. After thrashing Rangers [champions of scotland] in pre-season, beating Celtic was only gonna be mathematical. We controlled the game totally from start to finish, they put up a fight but there was only one team in it. Abou Diaby came on and made an instant impact which is a very good thing, and Fabregas was a class act on the night, 3 people got booked for trying to stop him on the night. . . that boy is only 21 and mean.

I love my team, i love our football, i love our Coach, God bless the Gunners, God bless Arsenal!!!!!!

DaLucki1:
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN HE WONT JUST LET HER GO AND DEFINITELY NOT OVER A FREAKIN DREAM.

Dreams can come true

Abraham loved his son but he was gonna sacrifice him to a God he was not sure of. . . Its called Faith!

He is afraid of confronting u, he probably is under a lot of pressure and he doesn't know how to face u with whatever he has to explain to u. . .  Is he a first son? or better still, is he an only son?
My advice is that u should just leave him with a good mind, if he is your's he will return - but i wouldn't stake my mortgage on that , dont kill yourself because of that. . .  Life has to go on.

Let the guy roam and he'll find his way home

xqwysyte:
@ Poster

Now that is shocking. That kinda behavior displayed by ur ex makes me wary. I mean WTF

How can u be wary, u r a woman init?

oyinda.:
lol. i can actually see u in that dude's shoes 30 yrs from now. oya make u start saving up now biko.



dat's worse with the boys. they mess around finish and then when they turn 26 they start looking for iyawo. lol thing is old habits never die. they will continue to mess in their various marriages too. lol

Tufiakwa, God forbid
I'm already into a serious relationship with an angel. . . She doesn't like social networking too so she aint on any of these sites. . . She comes to nairaland as a guest once in 2 blue moons

oyinda.:
rotflmao @ "friends their age"
ur looking 4 a jailbait or something? why would any sensible woman want to marry someone 10-20yrs older? ur not all that special srry

yea it won't work

You sef   Which kind jailbait?

truth is these girls, when they approach 30 will even settle for a 50yr old, fact!
I have an elderly neighbour, a yoruba man. . .  He has a family in naija and his daughter is just a yr younger than me, but this man returns home every single night with a different girl in her 20s - mostly yoruba chics but sometimes also other parts of africa, some of them are 8yrs younger than his first daughter! And we discuss this all the time, I ask him why he does it and he tells me that they want fun, so them chop him money

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C2H5OH:
lol now that is some funny shit
do you mean these women failed to own up to their responsibilities before

Bro, I am getting this vibe that most naija women in the diaspora prefer to mix with friends their age and have fun all the way but when they start approaching the 30s and want something serious, they realise they'd turned down all serious offers while they were having fun. . .

oyinda.:
lexi, who says polygamous men don't cheat. african man with 3 wives will still sleep with the omo odo (househelp). lol
some polygamous wives enjoy sha. esp. if it's with a rich guy that buy them separate house etc.

Not like i'm sanctioning it, but I said perhaps it could help reduce the numbers, not sure it will work though

oyinda.:
polygamy will soon come back in style i guess lol

Perhaps that will also reduce all the cheating amongst men?
You know what they say about variety?

This thing is spreading faster than a virus now. . .  Everywhere u go there's women who now want to please their men, interesting. And we thought it was a naija-women-in-diaspora thing but this right here has spread all over like butter on a heated slice of bread!

Very soon, strong men will be running for dear life when them girls decide enough is enough and embark on an assault rampage. Guard your loins guys

34D, full and firm, downward - forward - upward tilt with nipples pointing slightly sideways. . . bliss!

Single, no longer available

She calls me Namdie - in the most sexy manner

I call her my cookie

Aprilmay:
Jordin Sparks

You know whats up

When u cant be bothered to sit down and think of what to write to an ex, u just play one track and chikena

To all my exes: I'm dedicating extracts of Battlefield to u'alls

I never meant to start a war
You know I never wanna hurt you
Don't even know what we're fighting for

Why does love always feel like a battlefield, a battlefield, a battlefield?
Why does love always feel like,

Can't swallow our pride,
Neither of us wanna raise that flag, mhmm
If we can't surrender then we both gonna lose what we had, oh no

I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor
I guess you better go and get your armor, (get your armor) get your armor

Pornostar:
My girlfriend birthday is coming up next month and she has asked me to buy her a vibrator as a present.What should i do?

Damn!

dont get it for her, thats an example of buying your separation with your own cash

C2H5OH:
lol this cat

"ewoooooooo" "ewo" "yeeeeeeh" "kaiiiiiiiiiiiii" "mo gbee" "blood of jesus"

LMAO!!

You know that stage wey e go reach, she go start to dey wonder wether she do bad thing gree for u

I can picture someone waking the entire neighbourhood with her screams in the middle of the night

TheSeeker:
A classic!

By the way, all of you, stay off my man Lexi or I'll send you to your nearest jail.

Dude, i heard. . .  Congrats!!!

At least now i have an insider, my get out of jail ticket has been purchased

oyinda.:
lexi, that's the way to go man. i support ya 100% in that move. but temper YIM romance with less trauma as well too o cause it always come back to NL. but i don't need to tell u dat. u already kno 

trust me, my yim has been churning out rejections to friend requests since the weekend - if i aint sure about who u r, dont even bother cos i aint accepting

C2H5OH - i dey hail oh

Bros Na2Day? - chop knuckles oh