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Romance › Re: How Do You Know The Character Of A Lady by whitelexi(m): 11:24am On Sep 07, 2009

z-murda:
The only way to know the character of a lady/woman is to stay with her. marry her or go out with her long enough. It would shock you what can turn up
Reading a woman's character is as hard as generating 6000 MW of electricity in Nigeria. It takes plenty patience, failures, frustrations and sometimes giving up. Granted, it can de done but you'll need special crystal balls.

Only if you're dumb.
No matter how sharp a woman is, a sharp guy will know from a mile! The symptoms are always the same, the variations are very slight, u cannot miss it.

Dude, u need to look up a program called "Lie to me", and buy all the series. . . You'll become a master sooner than u know it grin

Romance › Re: Why Are Big Women So Enduring? by whitelexi(m): 11:04am On Sep 07, 2009

I think is cos they have a more limited market. . . And the BF/Husband turn-over rate is very controlled grin

Romance › Re: Stingy Boyfriend by whitelexi(m): 11:01am On Sep 07, 2009

Ujujoan:
You guys are just being impossible!! Spoil a girl to get her, no! Help a girl pay her bills, no! Oya kuku buy B/day gift for your babe na . . . . and you are still complaining!!

Funny!!

What has havin or not having a job got to do with this one now?

Romance › Re: How Do You Know The Character Of A Lady by whitelexi(m): 9:56am On Sep 07, 2009

It cannot be hidden

Romance › Re: Your First Crush by whitelexi(m): 8:32am On Sep 07, 2009

It was a lady musician called Bonnie Tyler, and i did like her a lot when i was just 6. She'd come on tv singing that song:

Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me
Oh my baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me

I used to scream out "My Wife!!!" everytime she was on - Pure Bliss grin

Romance › Re: Best And Bad Ways To Call It Quits by whitelexi(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2009

TheSeeker:
The easiest. Just tell her this:

Honey, I slept with your friend and if you ask her, she won't admit it. And she's sweeter than you are, I'm sorry but this is true.

Or try a defensive measure so as not to receive a slap:

I have just confirmed I have HIV. She'll run.

Thats the shizzle cheesy

Romance › Re: What Do You Want Ladies? by whitelexi(m): 2:00pm On Sep 03, 2009

^^^

Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by whitelexi(m): 4:00pm On Sep 02, 2009

OMO IBO:
so ri mi, fun loving guy ni mi.
So e relax.

Thats your crime exactly tongue

Pataki hates it when guys catch their fun grin

Romance › Re: "not Interested" Lines Please: by whitelexi(m): 3:50pm On Sep 02, 2009

Stress the 'No' when u say it to her, dont give her the chance to even want to persuade u, say it like your mind is made up. . . She will free u immediately cheesy

Romance › Re: D Jerk Dt Dumped Me Is Back by whitelexi(m): 3:48pm On Sep 02, 2009

If u feel he is for real and deserves a 2nd chance, then give him a 2nd chance. It makes no sense lying to yourself if u still love him, dont feel funny, anybody will give a 2nd chance - so you will only be doing the right thing for yourself.

If u think he is pretending then u might wanna give him the cold shoulder wink

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Romance › Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by whitelexi(m): 3:29pm On Sep 02, 2009

OMO IBO:
ROTFLMAO @ POINT AND FLOP.

o boy, make i like d1ck before? see this guy.

E ka re ooo
so gbon
ka re

I don die

Romance › Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by whitelexi(m): 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2009

Uju dearie, I dont believe this argument is still on, abeg slow down with this talk.

will holla

Romance › Re: Guys And Girls Talk by whitelexi(m): 12:44pm On Sep 02, 2009

How to move more cash grin

Romance › Re: Your First Toasting And How It Went by whitelexi(m): 9:10am On Sep 02, 2009

Lol

First toasting period lasted longer than the actual relationship did. . . It took missy a year to make up her mind about my intentions, and my intentions were made manifest within the following week grin

Prior to that it was the girls who toasted me and not the other way round. tongue

Romance › Re: Yoruba Girls Love Igbo Guys A Lot by whitelexi(m): 8:53am On Sep 02, 2009

True, True. . . Especially them church sistas at winners, christ embassy, and redeemed grin

Romance › Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by whitelexi(m): 7:28am On Sep 01, 2009

Girls, what happened to being real, why do u pretend and tell all those lies to get attention, why do u show your true colors after things have eased up a bit. Why have u lost all the respect, what happened to those days? Why are u so damned rude? Why do u speak before u reason? What happened to education? Why can u not perform your normal chores anymore, why do u feel too big to clean or cook? Why can u not take care of a home? why must u nag?

What happened to self respect?! tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by whitelexi(m): 6:31pm On Aug 29, 2009

Eboue needs to be careful, he's on a yellow and we dont need no red cards! angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by whitelexi(m): 6:19pm On Aug 29, 2009

Thats what Fergie came to watch at the emirates. . . Vermaelen!

Now the plan is to get him injured grin

Not working pal!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by whitelexi(m): 6:17pm On Aug 29, 2009

Ref is partial, period!

Same ref has been in the habbit of giving us Red cards, wont be surprised if he doesnt today.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by whitelexi(m): 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2009

Arshavin shut em up? Now them no sabi talk again grin

Romance › Re: Who Owns The Pregnancy? by whitelexi(m): 10:35am On Aug 28, 2009

Gabry:
Thats right Mr Professional

Romance › Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by whitelexi(m): 9:50am On Aug 28, 2009

Dude, look on the bright side. . . at least the 2 women are not pregnant at the same time. It coulda been worse but things can still be managed. Obviously u are now expecting a baby, u need to stick with its mum cos she's gonna need u during the trying period and u will need to be there for your unborn baby.
You may love your girlfriend, but u didnt love her enough to be faithful to her, hammering her sister was not a mistake and u should really be ashamed of yourself. Just pick the pieces up and stay away from your ex - cos thats what she is now! angry

Romance › Re: Who Owns The Pregnancy? by whitelexi(m): 9:23am On Aug 28, 2009

could be 2 or 3, 1 is almost safe. . . I guess a dna test should show more details grin

@Poster: Why am i getting this feeling that u are No.1?? tongue

she wan carry the pregnancy dash u? grin

Romance › Re: Ladies And Underwears by whitelexi(m): 3:02pm On Aug 27, 2009

I actually got nasty with a girl for doing that. It started with coming with 2 pairs of shoes and leaving one behind, then it was clothes, and make-up, and then it got to underwear!!! angry

I woke up one saturday and opened my closet and all i could see was bras hanging here and there shocked

Immediately called her to order, and that was her on her way out oh grin

Apparently, some girls are very insecure but will never admit it, very common among naija girls in the uk, and seems to be their way of showing other prospective gfs that they already exist even in their absence!

Romance › Re: Why Are Women With Kids Frowned Upon! by whitelexi(m): 11:26am On Aug 27, 2009

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
please dont take it the wrong way but the fact that this second guy left you has absolutely nothing to do with being a single mother because if it were he wouldnt have gotten you pregnant.(this is simple mathematics)
you have to look at other avenues for he reason of him leaving you. . . . . . . . . having children from a previous marriage aint it.
what went wrong is that, like in any relationship out there(single motyher or not), these guys decided that they didnt want to be faithful/with you any longer.
as harsh as it may sound,the reason could be anything, it could be that you are a very difficult person to live with or that you changed drastically over the years or just that they wanted something more that you couldnt offer them. before looking at what flaw THEY may have, you might also want to look at what flaw YOU may have.
the fact that it happened to you shouldnt be a reason to believe that all men frown upon single mothers and if it is REALLY a big deal then go find single fathers to date. . . . . . . .problem solved!
ps: just my humble opinion.

GBAM!

Romance › Re: Why Are Women With Kids Frowned Upon! by whitelexi(m): 7:27am On Aug 27, 2009

What they don't know is!
The bullshit, the drama (uhh), the guns, the armour (what?)
The city, the farmer, the babies, the mama (what?!)
The projects, the drugs (uhh!), the children, the thugs
(uhh!) The tears, the hugs, the love, the slugs (c'mon!)
The funerals, the wakes, the churches, the coffins (uhh!)
The heartbroken mothers, it happens, too often (why?!)
The problems, the things, we use, to solve 'em (what?!)
Yonkers, the Bronx (uhh!), Brooklyn, Harlem (c'mon!)
The hurt, the pain, the dirt, the rain (uhh!)
The jerk, the fame, the work, the game (uhh!)
The friends, the foes, the Benz, the hoes (what?!)
The studios, the shows, comes, and it goes (c'mon!)
The jealousy, the envy, the phony, the friendly (uh-huh!)
The one that gave 'em the slugs, the one that put 'em in me
(whoo!) The snakes, the grass, too long, to see (uhh, uhh!)
The lawnmower, sittin, right next, to the tree (c'mon!)

Romance › Re: Should He Dump Her? by whitelexi(m): 3:03pm On Aug 26, 2009

She's innocent until proven guilty. If he really wanted to find anything out, he would've acted the fool and not decided to keep away from her. He comes across as insecure and protective, it still looks like imaginations to me though.

Romance › Re: Our Dirty Little Secrets: Violence Turns Me On. by whitelexi(m): 12:03pm On Aug 26, 2009

Wonder what sort of violence?
Violence on u? Violence in movies? what sort of violence?

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