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as long as she has the 'ulimate prize' a lot of deluded men are after.

Girls like that usually wake up at the age of 45, then join the reigning church

Then they'll be very very happy and willing to please any man just so he marries them

Virginity and morals are 2 different things, I'd rather go for a babe who is respectful and has good morals but not a virgin, than to go for a virgin whose virginal pride wont let me drink water and drop cup.

Look at all the negative sides of virginity and maybe then u will know what to do. Being a virgin doesnt mean she will be a better cook or even wife, it doesnt mean u can trust her more than another. . . Infact, she'll be useless in bed and full of sexual problems she should've gotten used to by now if u had performed your activities a long time ago.

Honest advice is to look into your options before marriage because after marriage u are as good as tied down for life!

Dont even think u can cut this story short oh, i'm warning u now. Continue, how was the trip to dubai, where did u go to, and what did u do there? the restaurants, reclaimed lands, beaches, resorts, shopping, clubbing, hotels, the sharia laws. . . I want to hear all about it oh.

Ujujoan:
ROTFLMAO

Unto wetin?

The prospect of cheating or the prospect of being Mrs White?

All these girls wey get sharp tongue, why wont u get beat

worm360:
Hello Nairalanders Fellas if it were you what will you do? i r in d room with ya babe or guy and a message comes in while he/she steped out to get sometin (sayin darlin yo are sweet) fellas if it were you what will you do

Get the phone number and trace it, Sync my satelite phone to it and setup an alert for when her number is dialled from that phone. Next i'll just leave my satelite phone connected to my PC and programmed to record after any alert. . .  Recorded calls are encrypted and stored on my PC as a file which i can easily retrieve when i get back home from work. . .  Analysis follows, Intelligent deductions are made, Gosh! I would already have myself a decision-assisting MIS right there in my bedroom!
Obviously she will deny any wrong-doing until proven guilty. . .  I will then destroy all evidence to avoid any form of breach of privacy rulings against me.

Dunno. . . u tell me.

If u're serious about meeting someone, there is a guy who has auctioned a date with himself on Ebay.co.uk and other eligible females are bidding right now. . .   Just go to www.ebay.co.uk and enter this Item number: 160301734136 and search, or u can go straight to this webpage: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160301734136&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37.l1313%26satitle%3D160301734136%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1

Goodluck!

_{Service wit a smile}

spikedcylinder:


You see why I luvs ya?

I see why u luvs moi

BabeX:
and when a naija girl says no, please believe her its a no' (My own 2 cents)

Dat na big lie

bacterium:
DualCore they say u like me a lot is it true? If so I like you too. Contact me we can hook up!!!

Damn!

The thing is:  the attraction has to be mutual. If a girl approaches a guy simply cos she's attracted to him, there is no guarantee he'll feel the same simply cos she approached him. What if he has someone already? what if he's going through a tough time at the moment? What if anything?

When i look at a girl once, i can analyze all the curves and sizes and dimensions from a distance. When i speak to a girl for 10mins, i can decode her mentality, IQ level, morality, maturity, spirituality, and her wit - Its a gift i have . So if i'm single, i'll surely give her a chance if she's a fine girl, then i'll study her. . .  At the end of our first day, i will know for sure whether to see her again.

Help me. . . I know u can

Thats just so sweet

No Team in the history of the premiership has lost up to 6 games in the first 20, and gone ahead to win it. . . We have certainly come pretty close to beating that record this season, because make no mistake about it, gunners will lift the premiership trophy this season - make yourself a few quids while we're at it eh - 16-1 right now

shegirl71:
Mr excuse me i was just answering his question.are you not de-attached your self?

"Your head is separated from your mind"
Exactly your words in over 20 different threads
Not meant as an abuse, just meant to make u both laugh

_{Where is your sense of humour}

foshola:
Can i see ur face/hear ur voice plz.Send it to d e mail add. In my profile

shegirl71:
Shegirl71.

Your heads are separated from your minds

spikedcylinder:
No mind them jare. The original owner of the husband sef no dey talk. . . .

smooooooth:
and u guys shld know whitelexi, he's got such a big heart

[s]and i'm sure he can accomadate both of you.[/s]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

AS U YOUNG SO U DON DEY CAUSE KASALA  LIKE THIS

I WONDER WHAT U DO WHEN U GROW UP  

Thanks jare, but i'm not young sha, i was already old before today but now i'm 1yr older

spikedcylinder:
Exactly a month apart. . . .how could I forget?
Happy birthday dear.

Thanks Dear

tollu:
Happy birthday Comrade

hey gurls, sheath your nails and teeth.

Thanks Comrade

Everyone's invited to the JD Weatherspoon's Pub on King Street Hammersmith - My entire Office will be there as from 2pm [3pm Naija time - if u fit make am sha]

debosky:
Happy Birthday bro! Hope the gunners give you a belated present come Sunday!

I'm wearing our away jersey as a symbol of that victory to come

Thanks bro

Thank u all. . .  _{Now i'm feeling like Obama}

Ujujoan:
Hmmmn!!!

Neways Happy B/day Lexi darrrrrrling! Do have a nice time with Emerald and make sure you save some of that cake for our late night . . . . u'know now

Will do

emeraldbee:
i'm baking u a cake right now, we can have a mini party.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

Thanks shegirl71
Thanks Ujujoan

whatever90:
have u checked for the airy ears yet?

Earphones in ears make it difficult in this case, so pass!

whitelexi:
Wait, let me check again. . .

Hmmm, tough one, but she seems to be singing "word up, legs up" repeatedly! Who would do such a nasty thing to this poor girl?

whatever90:
did u also check if i have hairy ears?

Wait, let me check again. . .

whatever90:
what r u looking for in my profile?

Checking to see if u have a hairy chest

j-girl:
Whitelexi, my e-mama is CodeRed aka islander[/color][color=#990000].

Damn!
Alarm don blow!!!

Omo, Thats all folks. . .

Deshannel:
From what i see, most post here r frm peeps with hairy brains.

And this coming from someone with a hairy neck?