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playah P:
i find it hard to say d PHRASE I LOVE U,
its a major draw back to me but i can't really be blaimed,
i have never heard my dad say it to my mom not to talk of him taking her out.

i feel really uneasy saying it, NOT SHY.

If you're a playa like your name implies, then that phrase is the holy grail!
I say it like easily and it always comes out like i mean it so deeply. . . Its exactly what them girls want to hear so i say it to them, it doesnt take anything to say it except a lil teaspoon of guilt which i usually wash down with a pint of Stella Artois so, it doesn't really bother me.

I got kicked in the right proverbial for being a good guy so let's try the other side, shall we
Dont hate me, hate the game.

Ujujoan:
I told you, you are in for a surprise

Anyway, permit me to disagree with you (again). There are worse things a girl can be than dirty and demanding; and guess what, some things cannot be changed. These ones can. So It all still boils down to the guy's tolerance and willingness to make her a better person. Now I don't expect you to know anything about that but I'd advise the poster to give it a shot!!

He's rooting for the dark girl because she has all the 'wifely' qualities, dosent mean he loves her the most.

What were their parents doing when these girls were growing up? Why is it his responsibility to teach them what they have refused to learn for as good as 20yrs?
You need a wife to complete u and not to take away from you, there are certain things girls should know on their own surely u dont expect him to teach the dirty one how to wash the crevices of her bodily parts, damn!
Guy teach her how to scrub well oh

yes!
You guessed right, she's my secret "kick in the proverbials"

Cheat all u like, you have my permission

As long as u dont bat an eyelid when i start

sista-jay:
How do I get a guy NOT to notice me? I am sick and tired of all the attention I'm gettin.

Here's a tip:

Sit your ass at home and lock the doors. . . and windows!

Ujujoan:
You'll be surprised how hard it is to make such a decision. It might appear simple, but trust me, its not easy. The guy's talking about marriage and it for ever.

Now you can teach a girl to cook, teach her to be clean, teach her to act right, but you can never change her looks!!

But then on the other side, some beauty fades . . . So you can understand the guy's delimma.

Poster, I'll advise you to choose who you love the most, and if you love them all equally, choose who loves you the most.

For the 1st time in history i'll agree with Uju, but only just!
@Poster: From your talk, u obviously love the dark ugly one most, or so i assume, but if she will give u bad dreams with her looks, u best move on.
About the other girls, no matter how fine a girl is, if she's dirty or demanding, or i have to do everything for her as a guy, then they're useless. Reflect on this for 1 hour and i'm sure u wont want to do it for the rest of your life.

Lol, I used to think beauty was very important but look where it got me. . . I've met some crazy girls who i let into my life simply cos i didnt look beyond their beauty - and i guess it the same with girls.

Word of advice, dont judge your partner on looks alone, thats a no-brainer. Best of both sides is to get a good looking girl with all the right attitudes and qualities even if she's not stunning. Trust me, most pretty girls are full of themselves anyways, and they're quite vulnerable too, cos they love to hear about how good they look - heck! girls get screwed daily by playas who just whisper praises about their looks into their ears. . . Trust me, i've been there and done that too [not like it makes me any prouder].

My verdict?
Dont go with any of those girls, the closest would be the dark girl but if her looks will scare u in the morning, then dump her right now. Best way to do a bulk dumping would be to arrange for a general invite of all four girls to the same location, and then tell them openly that u're dating them all. . . Thats the end, but the beginning - in irony

Ujujoan:


ROTFLMAO at the pix in your profile.

Maybe she can't get over your looks and your voice, not to metion the charm

You're already stalking me without even seeing me or hearing my voice, let alone enduring the charms . . . Stop bringing posts i made in other threads into this thread oh.

spikedcylinder:
Lexi,
Mind Bending and Third eye nko?

My dear all follow, especially third leg eye

sweetengr:
Please, why is it that every man desires to marry a virgin but most ladies detest men who are virgin, they prefer wild & well experienced ones, WHY?

Wrong

nana:
_{u is evil *shivers*}

Me is not evil

I cant rate myself, ask my exs, there are many of them so u will get a balanced answer.

I think girls get attracted by the looks and voice, and then they fall victim to my charm, and then they realise its nearly exactly the same with the last naija guy they dated, and then they're on the run again - which leaves me happy and back on the hunt

Richguys:
Not funny

Not meant to be funny, but still true

Shy guy shy guy shy guy

Not wrong. My grandfather married at 12

spikedcylinder:
Behind The Clouds?

Lexi baba!!!

Baby'm
You know na

chika98:
What does stalking mean sef?

Someone who is constantly on your case, who follows u around looking for ways to get your attention

Ujujoan:
Really? Sure you are not the one stalking her him

Uju, Uju, Uju!!!
How many times did i call u?
Ok, for the benefit of doubt, i've put her picture in my profile so u know its a girl

Ujujoan:
O ye men of little faith

By the way . . . . funny signature

Signature is for someone like u, only this one chooses to stalk me on NL

biolabee:
Different Strokes

Thanks o jare

eldee:
@whitelexi
You watch Eastenders??
Is that soap going to end this generation??

They say the program goes from generation to generation. I hear some of the characters were born in the program and some die in the program sef

Ujujoan:
I wonder who you are trying so hard to convince . . me or you

Neways you are right about one thing, I enjoy getting under your skin. But hey, I'm just trying to loosen you up, you remind me of my grandfather

Meanwhile, who the heck is this poster

I've made my point, i rest my case

Ujujoan:
You'll be surprised

That'll be a first, but i'll remain open minded as much as i seriously doubt it

All time favourites will include:

Frank Spencer - Some mothers do have em
Gary coleman - forgot what that was called now
Will Smith - Fresh prince of bla bla bla
Friends
One tree hill
Eva Longoria - Desperate housewives
Eastender makes the list, just.
Lost
Prison break - the new series is just Awesome!
Behind the clouds - I know many of u were not born when it started

Ujujoan:
Still at the matchmaking eh . . give it up girl, I've got my eyes on someone else

And i've got my eyes on many other things too

spikedcylinder:
How can I be both Jenny and Sisterwoman? Na simple question me I ask o! But I see from the direction of the thread that Uju has taken over your heart.

Why is everyone matching me with Uju eh? First it was Busy_Body, now u?? my own personal person. Uju just enjoys attempting to get on my nerves and i've resolved not to let her do it - thats the only relationship that exists here.

Ujujoan:
You wish!!      

The guy's just nuts over me, but wont own up to it y'know 

@ post - I think its Almonjoy (Known for her bithchiness) _{here comes the attack}

You know thats untrue, anyways, i'll leave u with your fairy tale love dreams. . .  me and uju, we're like petrol and fire, we don't belong together

Ujujoan:
You think

I reckon, dont u?

hot chic:
I'd go with whitelexi on this;
Considering Nigeria's culture ,the family members do have some say on who you marry and its alwayz good for one's partner to have a good relationship with one's family members.
You can't always be right and sometimes when you are in love,you make funny decisions.

God bless u

Adebayorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Cristalz:
Their defense has been pretty okay,which makes it all the more painful for 'em. If the defense waz that bad how come y'all haven't popped a goal yet??

The defender had to show y'all how to do it If not for him this would be a draw

Their defence gave a good account until we turned the screws on with the intro of Adebayor and Vassirriki Abou Diaby

darefestus:
Let them come to OT with this forward line!

Charlton Cole can only play for Gateway United

Bellamy is Useless

Only Ashton could have made the difference.

What a pity.

Make Una hang on.

The defender has done what no arsenal striker has done in 75 mins

Guess they need a good defence line too

Lovely own goaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

1st half gone and i have to say, a less than average performance from the gunners. Lets hope the second half is much better.