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Dyt:
Wo
dat must hurt babe

yep i was shaking i feel really unhappy but i'll be ok tanks

all i kno is my grandparents grew up in Ghana, on my Dads eights birthday the gov't of ghana chased them back to Nigeria. Grandpa was upset cos him papa raised him in Ghana so going to naija was strange to him only for him to realise Nigeria is better He quickly got a job as a principal in lagos and fired all the Ghanaian teachers including kweku the bus driver My Dad used to tell us how happy nigerians were in GH they had a community and was having fun. his best friend was called Babatunde olorinla cos his head was as huge as a fan then oneday he fought with babatunde and they rushed him home. Next morning in class babatundes Dad called him and gave him yam and palm oil he left it and the goat that ate it died lol shey egbadun story yen

lubricant abi what do you mean? your husband can not insert his anaconda into your ladyhole or what?

THANKS feedback: i got dumped bye

i have an ugly friend too, shes fat black and just ugly but i love her. i just used to ginger her that her prince is coming soon which is true cos there's a man somewhere for everybody as God made us. she just wont experience the vain life that some of us lavish through with guys as a youth

i got fat when i went on depo contraceptive. i'm not married but i suppose family planning which means both husband and wife can Be Intimate with no rubber without poping child every year can contribute to the fatness.
so if you dont want your wife to be fat no contraceptive, no pregnancy which is imossible.

^ lol you fell straight into my game 

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na winchi? how she go do am

yayy! will be calling all my cousins from around the UK we are going in I can't wait especially that we missed it this summer, no money but i'm ready time   but who can help me choose a swim suit? should I wear a bikini or a mokini

I dont surround myself with folks like this anyway. but I get what you mean sha like at my cousins christening, she's 22 the pikin father is 33 if you ever saw how shaggy the man's friend were looking their skin was literally ashy

aww i miss my gidi ;p xx

I believed I died when I slammed by head against a frozen slab trying to take out the trash last Christmas God just dint need me in heaven yet.

in yoruba - sorry.
we left uni for the semester so I decided to go to a friends house before heading home. This girl was so intelligent you'd never believe how razz they are in their house. i went there and realised how they were talking was just too razz.
yemi where did you go? mum i went and stayed in the shop for aunt dami for a while, I was bored no customers so me I just open powdered milk and started eating. I thought ooh your mum will tell you off, only for her mum to say oloshi oowa le bu die wa fun aburo e, ode!    I kept quiet. then her mum said this your top is low oo all this for them bros, yemi!! she said mummy its not that out plus i'm not that huge anyway, her mum said, rara oo yemi ma sobeyen mo, oyan e ga naw, abi she oo r'oyan ni? sofun po l'oyan then we ate.
her mum now said yemi she ode nii play video fun ore e? so we started watching a yoruba film, my friend now said geez Nigeria is improving look at the size of that plasma TV her mum said, were ti e nie isnt the TV at daddys house bigger than this? oponu. she then started dialling a number, hello fathia! i dey watch you right now in this film ole gan oo, ti awon wo ni goolu yen? oremi mo missi eh!  I said geez wow.
She also made little remarks that made me feel uncomfortable like, eat fast naw, this one that you are pinching my stew like tortoise   Later she got on the phone and started yelling Brother lasun ashe ole niyin mo funyin ni one hour t'eba san £100 yen si inu account mi, k'eya kokuro ni ilu ni oo. This was the peak of it so I said i'm going and left. ever since I couldn't get the experience off my head.

moved

this was expected due to her reckless lifestyle which I don't blame her cos I don't think she wishes she was in that situation herself

oyinbo people dey mean one friend of mine very nice girl was on a visiting visa thats long expired, she was a neighbourhood hairdresser making a lot and dint need to apply for any sort of job, she has a bf and was pretty comfortable. one afternoon we were just chilling when she told me she needed to go to the  bank urgently.  One hour went by she dint return I said maybe the silly girl went home and dint tell me, at around 6pm I received a call from a white man that they have detained my friend and she wishes to talk to me shey she rob bank ni? I spoke to her, she said she lost her debit card and wanted to withdraw money from barclays so she took her passport there as a form of I.D and as she was returning she got arrested and slept in Nigeria that night   was it that easy to get deported?
I called her mumcys house later she was rather cheerful and full of being as usual and she assured me that her bf will sort her out she'll be back. Only for us not to hear from the bastard again, she called him and he said he doesn't know any illegal girl oo. anyway this thread just reminded me of my friend lol <3

that sheyt is for the rich back in high school all the seniors drink #5 pure water while all the juniors drinks #1 nylon water  back to your question no cos what would the seniors and other campus effizy drink? boys nor fit bring water bottle come campus na

d oda gal:
when you talk about love,  it takes two,  necessarily mean you should bank on him not breaking your heart cuz he's only human,  let him have some space as adviced and also if u wait n he isnt forthcoming,  ex the idea,
i followed a guy that way for 1 month n it really wasnt fun,  if you r really bothered ,  talk to him n if he evades anwers or gives u flimsy excuses,  u know beta ,
wat d,  have you invested thats too much? what should married women that dont just exist intheir hubby's world do married women ke, think of jilted fiancees,  u've not gotten to that level,surely it cant be too much,  clear your eyes jor,  n look forward!! attraction my hide!!! it only clouds your judgment,    kip your thinking afloat gal!!!

d otha gal thanks fgor your advice i think i need to wake up *sighs oga , this boy was my motivation i'll feel ordinary after, i need reality i just haven't been strong enuff

omega25red:
6 months and you are crazy in love 
Are you really in love with him or the fact that he is in belgium?
Also why do you care what people think? so if people will laugh because you dont drink and drive then you will drink and drive just to please em?


if someone is treating you badly you need to take the proper steps that will give you peace

because i've always met players and other shitty guys, this one is the only one i've been with that i can say that i'm a wifey, he only started acting up early this year. he's helped me out in too many ways but that's another story. + whats in belgium

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=717513.msg8757685#msg8757685 date=1311205653]lol. this is funny srry
If I were your friend, I would take this as an insult.


anyways,
[sarcasm] my advice is for you to trap him with pregnancy [/sarcasm][/quote]i'm on the depo contraceptive shot maybe when it wears off i'll weigh that option lol

oti sunmi my boyfriend doesnt love me, did i say love not even close he doesnt care about me but i cant leave him alone. if i keep quiet and let him play around and not call me he'll go with the flow if i said i'm tired of his nonsense he wont hesitate to say bye bye cos he doesnt use to waste time with people. i've been managing and patching what we have for six month now firstly because i really like him he's my baby secondly because all my friends just go dey happy since they've always been envious of us. everyday i call, bb, and text him since he's in belgium now on hols i barely  get any reply and if he doesn't hear from me he'll simply close my chapter. i get confused when he does sweet things one minute and go cold the other. what should i do i've invested too much to quit now + i'm attracted to him. any tips and advice, homemade jazz, correction, opinions will do thanks.

not exactly wrong, just when you drunk text and you dont get a reply is when you probably knows you've messed up. Re-reading it the next day only to beg your best friend to lease kill you

i'm a typical naija girl, i know cos i use a BB and my hair has to be virgin. the poster is right, we are too demanding its an epidemy that needs an urgent u turn. other girls from a different nationality i've realized whatever you see on them was theirs 100% only if they are married of course. But its been ages since i've been wondering what is wrong with us niaij girls must we compete at everything * I'M JUST BEING REAL

number one lesson in the world, never let a randomer take your man my guy used to look around *well he's young* once another girl is surfacing i'll run and start crying under the wash hand basin, aren't i beautiful enough   not enough confidence in who I am would make me give up, the guy too will just close my chapter when I cant even challenge anything . As I grew older from experience i realized that men will always be men, keeping him has a strategy no dullin

eku ijoko

jah forbids bad thing nah i joke. or am I i?

over half of the people that has posted here so far are worse than apes, the lady wanna serve her motherland they said she wants to steal. hunger no dey stangle everybody like you lot - monkey bananas

Cuddlemii:
Nah, That's even the most shaved part of the body. In my school, they know virgins when u don't shave so people used to hide when bathing so as not to give a wrong impression. They also know the way you wash it, if you use your fingers to clean it thoroughly. Damn crazy school theories

lol

yes FGGC days , whoever has a shaved kitty was a bad one cos obviously it meant you are doing  it abi what are you shaving for if no guy they look lol. one day some juniors were having a bath and a late senior had no choice but to join them. after prep our matron said it has come to her knowledge that some senior girls are shaving their kitty. if you know you are stand up now, half of us stood up happily justifying that it's a current trend and shows our cool sense of hygiene so she lectured us till around 2 a.m about boys, sex and things we already know

Ewo oo i couldnt beleive what i'm seeing. how can you not shave your legs? (in the sense that you are going clubbig or going to see your man) your legs should be smooth please. who said they dont have hairs on their legs? i'm deely confused is your leg similar to a tomato or what. I can finally realize its not just in our culture oun ti o banilara mu l'atile ao ki n dan wo lol

why thank you peole, i was thinking to go to the baby shower, eat as much rice, poundo and efo then bounce shey iyen jasi?

if you weren't invited to the wedding

Me and this person have never been really close, so not getting an invite to her wedding really didn't matter to me. However, we talked everyday about general stuff and we used to gist about her wedding and window shop online so i was expecting an invite. later on this girl invited me to her baby shower and in in lies the list of baby shower gifts to tick. Ladies and gentlemen it is safe to say, I'll be relaxing at home on that day abi what do you think

my friend usually brings it from naija for hiss boss, 6k each time he returns  i pray they dont catch him one day. i told him what if he gets caught he said never he has jazz and only have to talk his way out of any situation really wanna help him stop. I also have another friend he's a scammer and few weeks back someone just texted him they are coming for him he just carried his laptop and fled i dint know what to do. why are nigerian youths like this?