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i dated one guy back in 09 and we broke up, i hated him like god hated satan, if he was on fire and I had water i would drink it.
i was reading in library one day, he was in front and i started thinking of textbooks falling on top of his head. and kuph kpuh I started coughing viciously, it dint stop i was scared of my life. it felt as if something was trapping and itching my throat it burns! i started thinking blood of jesus plus why am i being embarassed like this especially when the ex man is around. he then came over and took me to his car, stops at chemist and got me some mediation and took me home. he said call your GP it might be a chest infection. i took the lempsip and felt better i've liked him again ever since

worst day ever.
May the lord never deliver us into the hands of the haters. Amin.

Theres this girl i hated, why i hate her i dont know, she's slim, tall attractive, quite alright but i think I hated her because she kind of knows it all attitude and in class all nigerians flock together this girl will prefer being alone or hang with whites/jammo does she think shes better ?

one day i went into 02, my boyfriend had asked me to get a deal for him for weeks i kept giving excuse and i really dint wanna let him down,  he even said he'll do it i said no worries i def will do it today.  i got to 02 can i set up this thing? yes credit card  please?i gave and it dint work, why? no fund in my card "i died temporarily" and they were about to close for the week i just saw the babe, anger filled my heart and i thought i had to smile so she wont see me fall apart. she asked what was wrong i then explained and she offered to pay "i died again" then i realized she wasn't bad at all she just enjoys being alone which i thought was awkward and i hated her for it. sorry and thanks chiamaka

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whats with the butt naked people up on previous page, she won fe babarque won ni?

i believe this story, you can tell by her strong african features, oseke rodorodo bii puffpuff

lol

how did she get a job with tyhat tat?

run for your life---from this church

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whats ur 28y/o sis still doing in the house? lol anyway he was a very naught boy spank him and talk to him as in sex education i guess

education, kids and wealthy husband to show their friends and family

you this trashtalker, where about in manny do you live, i'm from manc too i reside at openshaw, you chat so much nonsense, i hope to meet you and talk some sense into you i swear i do, all your posts are not-so-smart  you are mentally ill from my diagnosis

nigeria is in a state where it either collapse or arise, drastic steps should be taken to stop terrorism other wise our enemies GHANA will be our refuge, they will mock us all over . wat a pity

ahh hope the little hun is doing fine

Proud Father
Akpan: I am proud because my Son is in College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
Akpan: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan Bought a Car
Akpan Comes back to his car and finds a note saying "parking fine" He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliments

more to came brb

this mobo guy is a pathetic 1d1ot. why are you racist against your own people we are all nigerians and you should not say hurtful words cos they are female, you always put nigerian females in a negative light on this site and like i've always said you will still be using nairaland till you die and still continue to dis the nigerian woman while unable to f1ck or marry one oya say amen and yes your mother and siters are useless

hin get mouth jor

baby miomma shanainai

bonquisha the hoodrat

utter sh1t, one boy was in final year med during defence two proffesors stsrted firing him questions, palms sweating, armpit itching and overall he failed and bam they returned him to 3rd year med and he still soldier on. he graduated after all though so dont compare this with IT.

first of its kind ladies and gentumen - Rasco night club, malawi

true ghana dey try small, you never hear them bomb each others head off

i feel kinda bad / shy / embarassed cos i tend to exploit guys at times

@190 beat her? so that they'll call police and bundle me out kamari tofiakwa! I have image to protect abeg and how would a man forget a marriage and his wife in just few years? that impossible will you do that

dont marry anyone called TOSIN lol [s]dont mind me someone married a bad tosin in ma familk[/s]

my mums step brother was a young doctor and married a pretty typical yoruba babe tosin, they started having baby problems but the problem was kind of his fault and tosin's people said our daughter is barely 24 and still has many years ahead of her to be happy please do something or we'll take her away, PS i love my mums step bro he's my fav person in the fam and we used to talk everyday.
Tosin later disappeared after so much strife he stopped searching and gave up but he wasn't really happy. i moved to london in '07, you know how nigerian's connect and know each other one way or the other in london? so, I went to a house party and I saw tosin now looking like a proper mum with a little girl at this house party, my jaw dropped. we made eye contacts and things but not sure if she knew me, she kept using her bb and her husband picked her up around 10pm i even looked outside it was a nice family.
To be sure I asked the party host who the girl was they confirmed her name was tosin and her husband who was a student from Nigeria brought her. I got the shock of my life i called my sister and stuff bla bla, I am still shocked till now, my mums step bro is still unmarried, he was still rightfully married to tosin and their wedding frame still hangs on the wall. I din't tell my mum though cos she would react.
I still refuse to tell anyone but my sister tho cos i kind of put myself in her shoes too what 24 y/o will start her days as a childless person but can i keep quiet for life cos through the party host I can get hold of her and my mums step bro will come from 9aij thats for sure, people are really wierd