and just toady over 100 burnt in Benin-ore road, Naija wake up where in the world do they have dieing spree like you Nigeria??>>?? Lets be thankfull BBC n CNN they cover our nyansh small small, many things going on are hideous shame they catch me

Crixina: i wish i understood a bit of what u've just said.

sorry you dint read english in school i will post in pidgin later

forming are for pikin / old school nigerian women. As a sure wife once a week you shower secretely and wear a sexy lingerie underneath your robe, after meal with him not working the next day, you actually needs to approach your man like a tigress, make him so weak for you and have some fresh love making session that will blow his mind. This is different from bedtime quickie. Girls wake up ibeg

I have just found out, I dont even kow how to explain but whoever has ears don't board local flights any longer because there is an agreement from the demons that rule Nigeria to sacrifice blood to them as they continue the success and stability of the country. Apparently Jesus does not rule Nigeria, Satan and his agents do but whoever runs to Jesus will be saved. An ex politician shared hours of testimony about the darkness in Nigeria. The devil has no place in heaven or hell at the moment, apparently hell will be established in the last days where all siners will go, satan will then be dumped in a hole but for now he is roaming about and lives as an evil spirit somewhere in Nigeria ? (I dint know if to beleive that one). He said there are some hot spiritual operator that are pure satanist and seeks him directly, those are the people that give people power and rule Nigeria. All those Goodluck, OBJ etc they do meetings, they have spiritual operators hotter than witches these people are controlling Nigeria the way they know how to which is the Black african way and people are dieing but thats their best effort that we are experiencing now. He also said he's too little to join them OBJ top cult but the level he's on some of the things they do is eat cooked human heart, lion heart for bravery etc drink each others blood, mate with each other? He kept emphasizing about if you touch their skin its slippery like a fish skin which is a side effect of all the works they have done e.g you cant catch them to kill and OBJ is alive today is not natural. I dint know what to think and I wouldnt want anyone to be the next to crash as sacrifice. Few words are enough for the wise.
It was like he came to give people a wake up call, he also talked about the people that post their success on FB and how evil people can be that within a year you can lose those things all because they are aware, and you are the one that exposed yourself trying to brag. People started making their account private, blocking distance relatives from albums etc

donigspain: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

hhuh?? lool werey lele yii oo

proud of you guys too bad you got caught. the western steal and exploits from africa till date, our youths are really bringing things back STEAL MORE MY PEOPLE

when you are pregnant your fatty cells grow wild and keeps your face young and glowy, note how unmarried women of age starts looking old. go figure. if i have 4 kids between 26 and 40 the fatty acids would keep me young but 10 years later they wear off and i start aging but in my case graciously in conclusion madam genny prego acids don wear off 15years ago na grandma she be now, but a sexy grandma at that

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Richieboyn:

Bia, Mr. London, iz dis d kind of English you speak? Well, uv told us about Nigerian WOMENS. Hw about our MENS?

I don't know how he went past security at heathrow airport to london and wont let us rest, what a nuisance. Too bad one black woman carried such ignoramus for 9 month and called him son, #eww *throws up

Ms_Pweshy: Its offense not oofeinse...gosh..! Are u dis dumb?
Whats xo special about been in london?..frustrated mugu..

lONDON IS HIS OWN HEAVEN I was born here the only good thing about here is peace and security to some extent. I dont understand him, he's a real illetrate or suffering from bipolar disorder. with his low mentality he probably lives in a rat infested peckham house, probably an AIDs carrier and has no friend, hence he lives on nairaland / naija pal. Yes we are black and so ? this is how we were made and you don't have to hate us if you prefer a lighter skin women just leave the black girl alone. Self hating ignoramus like him is what is wrong with black people, racist to his own people! shiior
Black girls are beautiful

having lived i london for 10 years, i know politicians and oil mogul from naija would arrange to party with young nigerian boys and bleep them till morning so yes he might be one of them, GAY. also heared one of them said he use to bleep denrele edun in lagos and he misses his skills etc you know them

mega toner is a bleaching cream that turns you orange/red if you dont break in between, it is too expensive too dont fall for it

she is healed now, thank you God

thank you God!

fubbyy: Didn't she knew trouser is what she would wear in camp?Why should she refuse to wear trouser? What's wrong with trouser? the remaining thousands that wore it will go to hell abi?

she respects her body too much and would rather hide her scrumptous ikebe in a sac, i guess but thats what she knows. Ignoramus things

He think say na yam festival him dey go ?

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Jehovah reigns and you are lifted up above other Gods. Thank you God for making me a follower of Christ. .hope that is not the mark of the beast? I can't see it clearly

chaircover: Please!!! we dont know what caused this ladys illness, so please dont lets speculate.

Bleaching is not healthy, but we dont even know if this lady bleached and if she did what she used. Please lets be sensitive when we talk about people. She is fighting for her life right now and the last thing she needs right now is people speculating about the cause of her illness.

Yes you are right its unhealthy but it does not say anywhere her ailment is caused by bleaching Just an illustration

jidegirl12: Same earsay/ scientific voodoo crap again This cause this cause that without any scientific backup.
who & what should we believe? Don't print or say something you aren't 95% sure of or have knowledge bout.
#Idenouncebleachingtho

Yes it does have harmful effect maybe you should top bleaching your skin with harmful chemical

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Shollypopz: ^^ur fashion sense sucks!! Just shut up with ur $1 maxi dress looking like a pregnant hoe!!

Kindly kill yourself because you don't know me and I wasn't referring to you, I'm sure you are one HIV infested razz werey, shuu monkey banana go away please don't reply or quote me, we are not mates ps. not opening this thread again

1. It's okay for a girl to say she is not interested in dating you, so you don't have to hate her and spoil her name outside
2. When a girl turns you down on the street as you try to get her BB pin no need to say whatever, you look retarded
3. Stop spreading rumours about girls and calling them hos because she doesn't want to be friends
4. Don't say things like I wanna take you shopping or I love you more than your boyfriend
5. If a girl refuse to dance with you in the club no need to say Abeg comot or Whatever
6. Words can't describe your razzness and annoyance pschewwwwwwwwwww

People don't wear short and tight skanky dress anymore Iyama Especially a day event like this she can't find a decent midi dress anywhere in lagos? a whole celebrity! na Sieraleone or Zimbabwean she be? Look at the ugly £5 sandals she con use top am up smh

Following someone on instagram claiming to be Obasanjo's chef in his home, he posted this pic tagged Boss favourite customized dinner #Veg on Veg #tastes justs as it looks kind of sweet haha,some healthy stuff tho Nigerias whats this? lol

She is not perfect and was just on the bridge of polishing her image and collecting her music career together when she sadly passed away Last week Its so sad such a young talent is no more. Remember to keep yourself alive because people just die carelessly at times.
R.I.P Goldie

I am guilty of fake hair, fake colour I don be oyinbo oo but its something I carelessly got used to and my skin loves it fake nails and my accent is janded however this things are very minor this life is short and the fake culture is even shorter because before you know it id be a care free mother trying to loose weight so I'm just chopping life while I can and i love my fluffy life theres too much time, new safe resources and too much funds noni I'm thankful to God and sorry for any ignorance. However those fake bobby girls etc have something wrong with them not sure none my business. Girls all over the world love having fun with their hair and skin. Shey I go dey downgrade because I'm nigerian ni? Should the whole of nigerian girls turn to deeper life girls or 1945 chicks with jerry perm and wooden shoes, would that make you happy? individuality my friend

All na naija mentality monkey see monkey do but monkey never travel out before oo on a more serious note, Nigerians are too family oriented and inter-connected eg in Nigeria I love my cousins my cousins love me; every aunts and uncle loves us because from beginning na one papa and mama the family knew, imagine there's now one random kid that a man can't account for no one will accept neither of them he will be a side person the family will just be looking at you. Even in chemistry the free radical and semi lone pair know they fit enter levels however, in this day each pikin they hold him mama breast nobody has time for anybody anymore it's strictly mind your business so I say marry that lady and her strange child if you love her

Mothers love is unconditional it's a natural instinct, my grandma and my dad quarrelled at some period but she loved him like fire loves fuel. She later confessed my dad took grandpa side in one bitter quarrel and the hard mama dint forget as all she remembers was how she hurtfully toiled and suffered for the family in the past and wants her first son to be her voice but my dad was too busy to see or even feel it. You poster have wronged your ignorant mother you need to call her you'll be surprised how she'll remind you of a silly wrong you did.
Elderly parents are scared to leave this world without acknowledgement. Sending you both lights and love because if you don't resolve it you'll struggle a little. The money she is saving is for a little house she wants to have her name on it in this world maybe? Or she thought of a future health emergency fund for any of her children or grandchildren. In early 2000's When my mama got a UK nursing job offer we were thrown in despair because no flight money na so my grandad said you my daughter this is my secret saving please make sure you give it back someone else might need it my mama started crying lol

Yeye girl na eternal bad luck that one be meu born am the good lord will look after am

Imagine this was you: You go to your local club every friday and you've turned a drunk girl on and start playing with her in the corner with your fingers, bumping and grinding each other with 50% chance you will take her home that night. Suddenly you see the club paparazzi and you decided to pose then danced the night away. On monday, you got tagged and holly molly!! The drunk girl was mensurating and the club camera digitally published all their images. WHAT WILL YOU DO