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singing *glory glory man united glory glory man united glory glory man united, the red devil 4 life!

is she still on crack

^^ yeah tru but tbh id rather save ma money, hes not my husband so why spend my own when we can spend his except on his birthday ov course. i still think poster must be a rich girl cos i still cant beleive ma ears, ok maybe im just stingy but lets calculate, $600 =£400 my rent is not even that much, plasma tv? *mo ti daku somebody jimi!

i hope time flies by quick, lurv lurv wayne mehn i hope its a luxurious jail not them gay infested ones but why carry a weapon tho kmt

akigbemaru:
Nairaland for life, till I r.i.p.
But facebook, once I start having kids, I have to call it a day and leave all that B-S to kids.

laughing my jello a.s,s off

what do we have here? an angry man perhaps, dont wory it will all be good in jesus name. i know being a nigerian is not easy but we are survivors and we should be proud, nigeria man too poor for too many people only God knows if it'll make or break in the end. 160,million ppl in a 3rd world. damn!

freecocoa:
Am i reading dis in a dream or is it 4 real? cos if it is,am infact don;t know wat to say,i just don;t believe genny can be dis careless.

well the mohit family was at 02 arena last year and i met dbanj at the after party   i swear he was killing me with sexiness, whoever he toasts will not turn him down not even her royal sexiness genevieve, wande was also a heartbreaker one girl started crying. dont underestimate this boys, they are not low scums cos they speak pidgin and smoke weed but seriously dbanj is kl. who attended lord of the ribs? banky W stole my heart, the main basket mouth dint even move me lol

its either you havent got much real life friends and family on fb to chat with and keep up with them, but nairaland is alright i like it  mometimes 

first of all i think you are very blessed, 600 kini? i cant even afford it in the first place, i like money and gift from a boyfriend it makes me feel all loved up and warm inside    ahh my ex bf

why are people saying its waste of thread, anytime i hear naija on tv either good or random its an adrenaline rush for me, i love naija man at least they said it no programme dares mention zimbabwe or some other but N-I-G-E-R-I-A = COOL

^^^ all is well with me. i'm not a fighter im a lover i've only come for tattoo discussions and no one has an idea so i've been keeping quiet until people start getting personal so dont frigging patronize me

why is dat tpiah dude so bitter its just someone wanting a tattoo you dont even know me i wont post my pic on nairaland it'd kill you but you can add me on facebook you cud get a sneak peek

riversman:
didnt i tell yall, My aunt never lies,



hmm, Aso Rock is like Fort knox now oh, u cant be caught talking on your cell fone, infact, no one is allowed to look at house 7, where the ambulance is parked, but ofcourse u can trust that naija people and thier AMEBO lifestyle shall spill d tea

i'd like to meet that ur crazy dellusioned aunt, if i should compile all the links of your aunts ridiculous witness youd be scared for your life. she must be queen busy-body of nigeria shiior

InesQor:
^^^^ LOL whiteroses you have made up your mind already, why seek a second opinion? 

lool i dunno man

^^^ in addition to that, but you guys na wao everybody has them these days even in eko all my cousins had it i dint know people will oppose it so strongly

tpiah:
what exactly concerns NLers with your tattoos?

no be you get your body?

when you're done post the photo in your profile so people can stare at it. No biggie.

learn to control your jealousy it doesnt look good on you.

i'm sorry Nairalanders if your not interested in my tattoo i'm just excited/scared/curious. i followed the girl in my block to the studio to have hers and she cried and still looks sore so i just feel like talking about it. i was hoping to meet and share tattoo experience but omi po jokalo in this section, i should have posted it in fashion section. newaiz thanks for the comments

JESUS! AHH  AHH MOGBE WAS MY REACTION MOST TIMES READING A LOT OF THE REPLIES, PEOPLE ARE REALLY CRAZY, I'M SO SMART WITH THESE NIGGAZ NO WAY I'M DOING NOTHING CRAZY. WOW girls love are so real and innocent but those crazy players are bad news pscew!

if it was back in the 90's he would have been assassinated the day he entered naija [does naija even has a military intelligence workers]and let us all move on, they just have to corrupt someone within and BAM! he's gone, like mko, abacha and all dem but i guess nigeria is getting better lool
lord 4give moi oh

i'll get a random design then, i'm getting star dust on the back of my neck down or my feet and write desire on my wrist b,oobs or waist cos my gran always say whatever you desire go for it and i always remember and i do by it. so yeh will live the bible out. i cant wait 

scooby1
at OP thas creative but i have no idea if its successful member to post a pic tho

step 1: attend regularly and join clubs like usher, parking men or cleaner
step 2: attend pastoring school and get a certificate
step 3: be a leader like men of valour, or women of virtue
step 4: suck up to the heirachy and kiss their a,s.s well as in be known
step 5: donate
step 6: write your interest in letters
step 7: once they accept you in their club  inform them about the little building you have in your area and wants to start a little branch, they will do an ordination if you are worthy and BAM! you are an official RCCG pastor. if you live in jand and has money and can sponsor yourself, ordination not needed  .
PS make sure you get mouth well well so you know what to say to your members on sundays, if you start dey kalolo, the church wont grow. do you get mouth
hope it works

its not a members business if a pastor is fake or not, if you wanna stay cool, worshipping God is importatnt and if the pastor is greedy and has holy spirit thats fine by me, i know a certain pastor in nigeria, his greed pass this world but its also obvious he has the holy spirit in him and guides his members resonably and the church is increasing rapidly, there's a reason why its increasing.

eh chineke what am i seeing [NEW UPDATE]: Only reply if you are a neutral easy going christian. no hardcore opinion
Thank you

well who God bless no man can curse. altho the redeem money culture is concerning at times like the millionaire club  and no they dont give you millions, but that man is enoyinh sha

deep sleep baby 
nothing more nothing less but naive africans always beleiving buulcrap. we'd sleep like a wood and in the end God will call us all. Earthlings that aren't dead at the time of call will also join them. when they get there most will be cast into hell and some of us will follow jesus home to meet God. and if you are a jehovah witness then God will recreate the earth and you will come back to a new earth called paradise jesus will be the leader and your best friend might be a lion 

i wanted a tattoo and decides i'll get it when im 21. now i'm 21 but then i became more deep in christianity last month and now i feel like getting the lords prayer in accient italics design on my upper back, on the left side. is tattoo a sin cos i feel as tho im mocking God, should i as well be bad and get a random design tattoo then. do you know what i mean? like if lord doesn't like tattoo i'm getting it anyway cos even my mum has it, but should i live the bible out of this or it doesnt matter? i feel like those illuminati rapper always shoutting jesus in their rap lines therefore mocking him in vain.
tanks

well men as i know them they have a s,e.x computer that occupies half their brain, how you will get laid has already been programmed, the lying position on the couch and has been memorised and the downloading begins very soon as far as i know, but i think you also like his network too so yeah let the browsing begat

uchenageme:
talking of convertn, who?, u better start learning the Qrn

LMAO

oh honey blown away is an understatement.
yes today i feel so happy! i wont say what he did but yes i've been blown away romantically and financially, double trouble, two in one ahh! LORD PLEASE LET HIM BE THE ONE LET US LAST AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, but he is muslim i'll convert him 

i will not lie jor wealth is number 1. i seem to roll with the rich ones cos they will not give you headache unlike the poor ones, because to me a rich guy is a smart one, hes obviously not lazy and therfore powerful and not object to my demands, one boy in my class dey toast me on a daily basis i usually shakara today he says let me at least give you a lift, when we got to the car park he says that my car, i was looking at one green pneumonia car, until he pressed the automatic door and a black lexus jeep flashed in ma eyes, i died a little and God help me i'm dropping ma number on thursday

if you be ode maga go pay on you, wish kain 419 text be that