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Celebrities / Re: Mike Godson Signs Deal With Bollywood, Set To Feature In Zee World by whizpa(m): 9:40am On Nov 07, 2018
Kastonkastroll:
I don't get it. Is the dude seriously happy to feature in those very low IQ Indian bullshit series? If you want to see the real definition of low IQ, just watch zeeworld series and the other bullshit telemundo series.

I had a serious headache after watching one of those.. My IQ might have depreciated, probably... To think people actually enjoy it..?! Bugs me.

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Identities Of Anti-N30,000 States Unveiled by whizpa(m): 10:49am On Nov 01, 2018
highchief1:
politicians don’t earn as high as u ppl think and their responsibility is huge I’m an ssa with delta stage Govt

Oh.. You are an SSA? Nice.
But no one here would expect you to say anything different. My opinion here is; You are either lying or naive.
Crime / Re: Police Release Photos Of Offa Bank Robbers. Offer N5M Reward For Information by whizpa(m): 9:47am On May 05, 2018
slightlyMad:


this spray shuts your eyes if it makes it to your face,
you start to panic because you will have extreme difficulty breathing and feel severe burn sensation.
note that all these feelings set in while your eyes remain shut.

trust me, money will be the last thing on your mind.

Immediately you spray it to his face, Adrenaline kicks in, He panics and shoots sporadically.. And even if he doesn't get you, His colleagues come charging in and you are a 'goner'. Pepper spray were made for close range 'personal protection', Like in cases where you are attacked by hooligans or a petty thief not in a well masterminded criminal activity such as this one. Even those with guns and better form of protection(like the policemen and security forces) died. So... Be wise. Don't be a hero.

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Health / Re: Young Girl Lands In A Hospital After Being Bitten By A Venomous Snake. Photos by whizpa(m): 8:54am On Feb 05, 2018
Zane2point4:


How cobra looks like.
Chairman.. It's a cobra.
Health / Re: Young Girl Lands In A Hospital After Being Bitten By A Venomous Snake. Photos by whizpa(m): 8:50am On Feb 05, 2018
Nothing worse like being bitten by a snake you can't recognize.. Since it's a cobra. The Antidote should be readily available, "hopefully".
Politics / Re: Policemen Arrest SARS Operatives In Lagos (Photos) by whizpa(m): 4:34pm On Dec 19, 2017
Lol. This is not news na. This campaign on arresting erring and corrupt police officers have been in existence since time immemorial. The Police men making the arrests are called 'The X-squad'. Once a policeman is caught by the squad, they are immediately dismissed and charged to court. So I heard. They have been M.I.A. I think the #ENDSars campaign initiated their resurgence.

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Health / Re: How To Prevent Heart Attack At Any Age by whizpa(m): 7:17pm On Dec 18, 2017
Tukor32:
Chao had it been I saw this last month .my mother will still be with me

Sorry for your loss bro. May God grant you the fortitude to bear the loss.

Back to the post;
The diet part, I do by default. The exercise part is what I need to work on.
Romance / Re: Guy Waits For 4 Years To Ask A Girl Out (Hilarious Photo) by whizpa(m): 5:12pm On Dec 17, 2017
mrmrmister:
And he has the same dp as 4 years ago? undecided

Fake Crap!

Bro.. Are you slow?!
Cos' you know when you change your dp, It becomes 'DP'.. So, it doesn't matter what year your post was, Your current DP would be displayed on all your posts. Be it past or current posts.

Goddamn.. I said DP so many times, I'm cringing..

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is.... That's the guy's current DP.
Car Talk / Re: China Blocks Foreign Autonomous Carmakers From Mapping Roads Over Spying Fears by whizpa(m): 8:31am On Dec 16, 2017
China's Paranoia will be their death. They are too suspicious of everyone else. The biggest spies worrying about people spying on them. How Ironic?!
Crime / Re: Some Of The Worst Wrongful Convictions And Imprisonment Cases (Photos) by whizpa(m): 7:16pm On Dec 06, 2017
Most of these people were falsely accused of rape. This is worrisome and it is still happening till date. So.. Before you all start casting stones. Be very sure the accused is guilty as charged.
Crime / Re: How I Became A Slave In Libya – Nigerian Victim by whizpa(m): 9:32am On Dec 04, 2017
daewoorazer:
Martin L. K. would be disappointed wherever he is

I'd like to hear where you are going with this. Maybe you should educate us cos I don't see the connection.

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Is Through With His Exam At UNILAG (Photo) by whizpa(m): 2:21pm On Nov 10, 2017
Excelboi:
Masters exam probably, wish him the best. Mr comedy

DLI bro.
Crime / Re: Photos Of Redeemed Member And Accomplice That Stole N11.9 Million by whizpa(m): 2:45pm On Nov 04, 2017
Nigerian criminals always pleading not guilty.
Imagine someone like Evans also pleading not guilty? Smh. His Lawyers are going as far as pleading that he be granted bail.. All these nonsense.
It's like we need the Jury system in our judiciary.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Raped By Teacher In India. Nigerian In India React (Video) by whizpa(m): 10:03am On Oct 28, 2017
I think Nigeria and her problem is over magnified.. In India, you see what the govt wants you to see. But here in naija bloggers gats sell. Dem go open our yansh to the world. India is way worse than Nigeria. The tribal conflicts no be here. The racism, The criminal activities.. Let's talk about the bleaching.. I know most people on Nairaland don't know Indians bleach. There are more fraudsters in India than Nigeria and yet, Nigerians get stick everywhere around the world.
Regardless.... India has some of the best Medical doctors and have made a lot of scientific discoveries. So, whether we like it or not, our people go still dey troop in.

Indians act like they don't understand us when we speak.. but truth be told, We speak better English than they do and we also have better accent.

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Romance / Re: Young Man Marries Older Oyinbo Woman In Ekiti State (Photos) by whizpa(m): 10:31pm On Oct 26, 2017
People with the name "Seun" are entering the news for all the wrong reasons these past few days. One got stabbed by his girlfriend, another a pickpocket, Now this one.

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Religion / Re: Counter Thread To Misconceptions About Allah: Is Allah God? by whizpa(m): 7:01am On Oct 23, 2017
UmarIbnShittu:
mu square
Go brush guy

Your comeback is just weak....
If insulting people is how you prove your religion is a peaceful religion, then you are doing a horrible job.
Anyway, consider yourself ignored. quote from now till kingdom come. I will not reply. Adios..
Religion / Re: Counter Thread To Misconceptions About Allah: Is Allah God? by whizpa(m): 10:10pm On Oct 22, 2017
UmarIbnShittu:
receive it

Fûcktard.. Go and give that to your people. pained he goat.. Don't ever mention me again.. Maluu.
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured At Harvard University by whizpa(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2017
biacan:

Yes you do
OK. I hear you.. No vex abeg.. You can run along now.
Foreign Affairs / Re: California Now The First State To Legally Recognize A Third Gender by whizpa(m): 12:52pm On Oct 20, 2017
leofab:
I love People who love liberty but here in this hell hole some idiots went to live and don't want others to.. they are reacting already with quotes from a clownish novel..

Yeah.. Sure you didn't quote but this look like it was meant for me..
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured At Harvard University by whizpa(m): 12:47pm On Oct 20, 2017
biacan:
Pay or stop quoting me
Ogbeni.. I have no desire to quote you too..
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured At Harvard University by whizpa(m): 12:40pm On Oct 20, 2017
biacan:
Broke guy spotted

Well.. If I keep paying 10k to view everyone's picture, I will definitely be broke by now..
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured At Harvard University by whizpa(m): 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2017
biacan:

Pay for my premium account
10k to view a picture?? Gimme some of that shït you are smoking.. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Pictured At Harvard University by whizpa(m): 12:15pm On Oct 20, 2017
biacan:
Been there sha
Really??! Oya where's your picture?

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man In Brazil Kills Wife Of His Debtor, Gets Arrested. Photos/video by whizpa(m): 12:03pm On Oct 20, 2017
Mzansian:
This is xenophobia and racism. Why are these lazy and jealous Brazilians arresting a hardworking innocent Nigerian? I know it's because they know we run their economy and take their women. Without Nigerians that country would fall. Slave Brazilians grin grin grin. The Nigerian government should do something about this, our brothers are being mistreated everywhere and Buhari does nothing because it's not a fulani or Hausa person that is at the receiving end of this xenophobia grin grin.

Everywhere they go , same old stories .

Well Then, I'm sorry for the things Nigerians have done to you.. I'm 100% sure you and Lionessza are one and the same.. No matter what it is you see about Nigerians, You'll never see the positives, only the negatives.. Very quick to comment on the bad news but never the good ones. You are obviously very much in denial of xenophobia or maybe you just don't care.. Has life got meaning to you, though? Look.. Anyone who is involved in crime should get what they deserve. But killing people cos they carry a different tag as opposed to yours is not funny yo.. You have not experienced true hate.. Travel around the world and see how people hate your skin. Cos you are black. Instead, you come on to Nairaland to show how much you detest Nigerians? Good for you girl..

I do hope you learn to hate and judge people based on their personal behaviors and not cos they are from Nigeria. And let me add this for you to ponder; I'm Nigerian.. I've worked with South Africans, both white and black... I've seen things South Africans have done to Nigerians in your Country but I don't hate S.Africans and I don't think all S.Africans are bad. Just like I don't think you are bad. You are just an advocate. It is cool.

Food for thought; You don't need to hate cos everyone else is hating.
Before you remove the speck in someone else's eyes. First remove yours.. Your people are just as bad(If not even worse). And thank God for Nairaland, That's where you've obviously been reading all the Mini news, from independent journalists (Aka Nairalanders and blogger wannabes). God knows some of this news don't even make it to 10.00clock network news.
Foreign Affairs / Re: California Now The First State To Legally Recognize A Third Gender by whizpa(m): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2017
BOY, GIRL and IT..

These people are just looking for problems where there are non. This is what happens when you read too many unnecessary books..

Intelligent Olodos..
Politics / Re: Ipob: Army To Begin Deradicalisation Of Members by whizpa(m): 9:57am On Oct 17, 2017
Ohamzee:

see them. their eyes don dey opening small small. our vaccines are working

I'm unsure of this your utterance.. Are talking to me or are you telling me? Cos, I am not understanding..
Politics / Re: Ipob: Army To Begin Deradicalisation Of Members by whizpa(m): 9:03am On Oct 17, 2017
Hahahahahaha... Oh my God.

I'm not even in support of IPOB but this is a lil too extreme.
First you called them terrorists, Now this?! Buhari.. Grow some conscience na. Haba. How many Herdsmen have have you deradicalized? and what about Book Haram? instead, you negotiated with them.. This is totally unfair and somewhat unconstitutional..

Anyway.. I just hope we all learn from this.. Come 2019, We will right our wrongs.

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Politics / Re: Ipob: Army To Begin Deradicalisation Of Members by whizpa(m): 8:54am On Oct 17, 2017
Hahahahahaha... Oh my God.
I'm not even in support of IPOB but this is a lil too extreme.
First you called them terrorists, Now this?! Buhari.. Grow some conscience na. Haba. How many Herdsmen have have you deradicalized? and what about Book Haram? instead, you negotiated with them.. This is totally unfair and somewhat unconstitutional..
Anyway.. I just hope we all learn from this.. Come 2019, We will right our wrongs.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Wondering Why Jacob Zuma Now Has A Statue In Their Country - CNN by whizpa(m): 8:48am On Oct 17, 2017
Instead of complaining, why not come together and plan how to destroy the statue.. I swear if I live in Owerri, I would have Vandalized it.. I'll pay graffiti artists to do justice to it.. I would pee on it every single day till the environment becomes contaminated and people are restricted from coming close.

Noise!!!! That's always your end product. Abeg.. If you won't do something about it, Please keep quiet. I'm not even from IMO and I'm pained like this.

Chai. Politicians in this country have finished/ disgraced us.. Now all those Kulichanas will open their mouth to spew their non-ending thrash.

God bless Nigeria.

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