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Education / Re: A Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In UMYU, Katsina (Photos) by whizpa(m): 2:44pm On Oct 16, 2017
PAGAN9JA:


Thry are taking revenge on Nigerians for their incessant killings of innocent snakes.

never underestimate a snakes revenge.

Hahaha.. True yarn my brother.

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Education / Re: A Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In UMYU, Katsina (Photos) by whizpa(m): 9:39am On Oct 16, 2017
And Some people will say don't kill snakes?
RIP.

If only Lala's peppersoup crew had seen that snake. This might have been a different story.

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile In Sound Sultan's "Jagbajantis" Video (Throwback Photo) by whizpa(m): 7:51pm On Oct 12, 2017
She's actually 28-29... She has never lied about her age. All these lazy bloggers won't do the proper investigation before posting. Half baked news everywhere.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Big Snake A Nigerian Man Killed In Uyo(photos) by whizpa(m): 10:28am On Oct 12, 2017
Here we go again with another snake thread.
Religion / Re: Counter Thread To Misconceptions About Allah: Is Allah God? by whizpa(m): 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2017
alBHAGDADI:
Thanks.


unfortunately, this thread has been denied front page status.

I'm not even surprised at all.. The bias on Nairaland is something else.. I only wish the people that matter eventually get to see this..
Religion / Re: Counter Thread To Misconceptions About Allah: Is Allah God? by whizpa(m): 8:07am On Oct 08, 2017
Mehn.. I just like this guy. Bro, may you live long to continue to tell the truth and expose the deception in these people. If they were not as cowardice as they label themselves, they should throw their threads open for all to comment.. The 'creed' protecting their threads from non Muslims is enough to tell you something is wrong.. Watch them stampede into this thread like Buffalos..

God bless you bro.

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Crime / Re: Customs Intercepts 11 Vehicles Smuggled Into The Country by whizpa(m): 5:50pm On Oct 05, 2017
Who counted the bags of rice though?
Education / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction When You Finally Gain Admission? by whizpa(m): 7:58am On Sep 23, 2017
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All these nonsense writing just grinds my gears. You better start writing properly when you eventually gain that admission.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Unveils A Statue In Honour Of Kalashnikov, AK-47 Inventor (Pics) by whizpa(m): 10:51am On Sep 20, 2017
tk4rd:
Only if he knows how many lives his invention had taken

Guns don't kill people. Stupid people do.
Literature / Re: Punstars; Lets Play On Words. by whizpa(m): 7:24am On Sep 15, 2017
Arsenal signed 3 Asians during the transfer Window.
1) FU-KIN NO-WAN from China
2) CHUNG PUNG NO-BODY from Korea
3)FAK-IT WU CARES, also from China

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What did earth say to the other planets?
Earth: Wow, You guys have no life.

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Crime / Re: 65-Year-Old Zimbabwean Man Charms Ladies For Sex, Shares Photos Of Their Panties by whizpa(m): 7:12am On Sep 15, 2017
kwajahafiz:

Mumu, Bill Cosby didn't do that sort of thing, and he didn't go to jail.....#urmumuneverdo?

So you woke up this early morning to look for someone to insult, without provocation? Lol
Smh. Bounce!!!!
Crime / Re: 65-Year-Old Zimbabwean Man Charms Ladies For Sex, Shares Photos Of Their Panties by whizpa(m): 10:30pm On Sep 14, 2017
This is almost similar to what Bill Cosby did, and he went to jail. Why does it look like this old perv is being glorified? undecided

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Food / Re: See What My Girl Friend Served Me For Lunch - Photos by whizpa(m): 2:14pm On Sep 13, 2017
I'm sure this dude served himself. 100% sure he has no girlfriend. But ain't nothing wrong with dreaming, eh?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Gone Are The Days.. When Men Were Boys... Pictures Included by whizpa(m): 8:27am On Sep 13, 2017
TheGoodJoe:


Some mothers do have them - aka Frank Spencer.
Circus - Center Ring
Story Land
I'll tell you a story - the young man with a guitar - (if you want to sing songs, and you want to here rhymes, if you wanna join in, and have a real good time, maybe you hear tales you never heard before, I'll tell you a story, that what's we here for)

The Bear, The Tiger and the others... PINGU.... The Amazing Spiderman.. Danger Mouse... Biker Mice from Mars.... The list is endless..

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Crime / Re: OPC Member Uses Fish, Native Bird And Other Items For Protection Ritual. Photos by whizpa(m): 8:49am On Sep 12, 2017
None of them is better jare.. The man who uses fish for charms today, will use human skulls tomorrow.. Some Nigerians are just too primitive.
Does he know that he'll still die? Abi all those charms will protect him from Aids, Motor Accident, Hunger, Electric Shock.? Nonsense.

People always worrying about the wrong things.
Car Talk / Re: 6 Signs Your Sparkplugs Need To Be Replaced by whizpa(m): 8:30am On Sep 10, 2017
Funny how I was googling this stuff yesterday. Didn't really get the answer I needed. But this article has done justice to it.
Cool stuff OP.

And Please, can anyone tell me why my spark plugs keep fouling out in less than a week?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Officer Gets Drunk, Sleeps In Gutter [VIDEO/PHOTO] by whizpa(m): 8:55pm On Sep 09, 2017
This is small.
They also smoke weed.. The NPF most definitely ranks number 1 when it comes to "show of shame" of all the world's law enforcement.
Well, at least we good at something.
Family / Re: See This Beautiful Photos Of Four-generation by whizpa(m): 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2017
Everyone is talking about how beautiful the photo is but nobody is talking about how bloggers just take random family photo and post it online. I don't have to be a prophet to see a lawsuit in your future..
All that said, This is a beautiful photo.

P.S; I'm first to comment.. Special day, this is. cool

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Politics / Re: "Obasanjo Endorses Kwankwaso, El-Rufai For 2019" - Alhaji Abdullahi Sugar by whizpa(m): 8:56am On Sep 07, 2017
Abagworo:


Beyond power of incumbency no politician alive is more loved than Buhari. Only in Southeast can he lose and that is with exception of Imo and Ebonyi States.
Your statement is null and void. PMB is now well hated in Lagos and Ogun state. Better ask someone. Only a few people with unknown interest still support him. If you doubt me, tell anyone you know to scream Sai Buhari on a BRT in lagos or any Bus in Ogun state see what happens.

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by whizpa(m): 6:48pm On Sep 04, 2017
Omooba77:
Iya optional1 I don tell you, this na our year!

Na so.. you try..
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by whizpa(m): 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2017
MrScribe:


They have not been beaten there since 1984. But I believe that all of that nonsense will end this evening.

Since 1984? Ah! This looks a tough task for the Eagles. But Let's be hopeful.

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by whizpa(m): 11:08am On Sep 04, 2017
Omooba77:


I learnt they have not lost any game here hefore....The jinx will break today...


If they are yet to lose any game here. Then, I guess we should be worried.
Heard a rumour about this place, don't know how true it is but It seems they had juju embedded during the construction of this stadium. And that was why their sports minister was insistent that Nigerian Falcons used Jazz to play them at the Afcon women final. Any truth in this?

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by whizpa(m): 9:36am On Aug 30, 2017
CandiceJay:



Biafra is here to stay... Fight it not, bro...

And yes, I just called you "bro"
Were you expecting me to be offended when you called me 'bro'? Lol. All these nairaland troublemakers sef.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by whizpa(m): 9:30am On Aug 30, 2017
Leo3333:



You got me wrong, bro...we're on the same page. I was chiding sarrki who as usual tried to wear the protesters with "IPoB" tag.

Lol. my bad.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by whizpa(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2017
I can't believe there are people in Nigeria opposing this protest. In a sane country Buhari would have been impeached but not Nigeria, instead some maluus will do anything so their brother will remain at the helm of government even at his death.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by whizpa(m): 8:15am On Aug 19, 2017
Leo3333:


Keep quiet there with your divide-and-rule campaign.

Keep fooling yourself thinking you can curry SouthWest sympathy towards your demented relic again.

Just dey there dey chant "IPoB" upandan.

Mtcheew!


Ogbeni, you are the one who needs to keep quiet. Where was it written in the post that those are Igbos? There are actually Yoruba people involved in the protest. And even if they were Igbos, are they not right to protest a president that has spent more time abroad than his own country in the first 2 years of his term.?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Hold Vigil In Front Of Abuja House, London, Chant "Buhari Go Home" by whizpa(m): 8:08am On Aug 19, 2017
sarrki:
I swear they are ipob remnants
This guy is being paid to do this, I swear down.
You are the King of zombies. How can you not understand the situation of things in this country? The president left the country for 100+ days.. Is that normal to you?? Abeg.. People should start ignoring this maluu jor. There's definitely something wrong with him.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by whizpa(m): 8:12pm On Aug 18, 2017
Ishilove:

It's disgusting to see. See as they immediately pounced on the man's child. It is very low, cowardly and shows how ugly they are inside.

Very shameful set of people. I refuse to believe they have kids of their own. Lord have mercy! And I assume these ones are adults?!
It is painful I tell you. The poor innocent kid.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by whizpa(m): 7:57pm On Aug 18, 2017
Ishilove:
Rather than face the issue, they are attacking a beautiful, innocent baby. Evil, bullying, ugly and dirty set of people.
As in ehn?! I tire o.
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by whizpa(m): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2017
Arysexy:




What is d gain in living in a hopeless country like Nigeria wia bigotry and hatred is rife? I rather shed my blood for Biafra to be free from this Hausa and Yoruba hatred once and for all than remain silent in the eye of injustice and bequeath my children this evil.

Gosh! This agitation is about referendum and never abt war. Why are u lots seeing peaceful agitation as war? If u think threatening biafrans with war will make them chicken out, u r greatly mistaken. Look this is 2017 and not 1967. I swear by my blood, if Nigeria bring war to Biafra all parts of Nigeria will feel it, u Wil b suprised at what hits you.

It boils my heart when we are talking about peaceful referendum and you ppl r talking war. U think u can just kill Igbo's like that, even in 1967, Nigeria lost more military men than ill equipped biafrans. Go find out why.

You people? lol. Holster your weapon bro First of all I'm not Yoruba.. So, go figure.
Secondly.. I smell bigotry everyday, even at work where we have more percentage of a certain people and does that make me wanna quit.. Not really?!
Anyway, don't get me wrong. Biafra is a good idea only IF you succeed in attaining it. If your blood is spilled just like the ones spilled back in the first civil war and no Biafra is begotten.. Then bro, you just died. Not a different death from a man who got hit by a car. just like that....
I'll die for my unborn kids too if I have to. I'll even die just so the future generation live a better life. My question is, do you think your Biafra champion is doing it right? Is this the way to go by it? Will thousands if not millions of Igbo deaths be worth it? Think brother think.

By the way.. The Yoruba and Hausa people are not the only bigots.. Igbo people are also culpable. Those are are just facts. Deny it if you want to.

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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Calls For Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Over Biafra Security Service by whizpa(m): 3:52pm On Aug 18, 2017
I don't understand the insults you all are hauling towards Seyi Law and his daughter. Your bias for this situation is blinding all of you. This is how it started in Rwanda, Sudan and also in Congo. Mr Kanu is beating the war drum with all this moves and those of you who stand to lose are cheering him on. You do not have to be a tyrant to prove a point. Say all you want, but as long as you are yet to be proclaimed Biafra, you are damn well a Nigerian citizen and so thereby should obey the laws of your so called 'zoo'.
Honestly speaking, when push comes to shove, your Biafra is far from ready. say all you want, insult me even but because of all Kanu's erratic actions, come 10 years you will all be celebrating Kanu as a war hero who fled Nigeria after he started another civil war(God forbid). And you will be counting your losses while trekking to Alaba to reopen your shops, still carrying about your Nigerian passports.

All that said, i understand your call for Biafra but this isn't how to go about it. If you can still think clearly for yourselves, if all this brainwash have not eclipsed your brain. You will reason for yourself and see how this affects you. Oh, you say you can die for the cause, what about those who died between 1967-1970, which one of them do you remember? Yes! That is exactly what will happen if you fail again. You will be forgotten. Unless you wanna lie to yourselves that this will end peacefully..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Satellite Images Of Mosul, Iraq In 2015 Vs 2017 by whizpa(m): 11:26am On Jul 21, 2017
simplyhonest:
the effects of war are always brutal.... I hope those beating drum wars on Nairaland will think twice....

This is exactly what I was thinking..
I hope those Nairaland War mongers can see this.. Y'all have never even experienced a riot and you are clamouring for war.. The spoils of war is devastating. Nobody wins, I tell you.. Cos, if you don't die, There's probability that someone you love will. Let Mosul and Sudan be an example to all.. This is what war will do to you. Stop tribal bants. Stop bigotry.. The people leading you all have moved their families abroad. You are just pawns.

Peace!!

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