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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, is the religious following of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, commonly abbreviated as FSM. According to Pastafarianism, FSM is a benevolent supernatural entity who created the world some 4000 years ago while very drunk, although the world is intentionally built to make humans think it's older than it really is.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster is invisible and undetectable omnipotent Creator. The typical guise in which He appears before His followers is that of a floating clump of tangled spaghetti with two meatballs and eyes, which is assumed to be His true form as FSM is against obscurity and confusion.

Creation
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Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire universe and all its contents in just four days, after drinking heavily. The following three days, He rested. The first person created was a midget, whom Flying Spaghetti Monster granted a beautiful wench, and from which all of humanity sprang forth. Of special note are pirates, who are considered holy in Pastafarianism, helping combat global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters.
Long ago, His Noodliness decided, in his great wisdom, to make stuff. His first task was easily the most difficult. On the first day, he made a mountain, trees and a "midgit" (sic). The midgit (sic) took the greatest time, as He had to create a small human, having never even created a human before. At the end of that day, it was so, at which point, He spent the next 3 days making everything else, including the first 3-day weekend, the Shroud of Napkin, and fake carbon atoms to fool scientists and geologists. He then rested on the 5th, 6th and 7th days.

He initially created cave men with the intention of making a race that could be looked down upon by humans, but upon offending Him greatly, they were destroyed. He then created the dinosaurs as a companion to man. However, too many pirate ships sank due to the dinosaurs' great size, so they too were destroyed. The same happened with the giant sloth and the woolly mammoth. The dodo actually passed the test, but this was the result of a clerical error and was corrected when humans invaded the dodos' abode on an island.

Worship
Pastafarians believe in Heaven, an afterlife which contains beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Their morals are guided by the eight Condiments, although two were lost and never recovered, which many see as a sign that Flying Spaghetti Monster won't mind if you skim some of the rules. The traditional garb of Pastafarianism is full pirate regalia, which Pastafarians are required to wear at all times. They observe Ramendan, Pastover, and a vaguely defined holiday named "Holiday". Midgets hold a special position in Pastafarian faith, as the first person created was a "midget", and they carry extra amounts of the original divine spark. Pirates are revered as the ultimate goal of creation which every Pastafarian holds as a shining example. The mere existence of Pirates helps prevent natural disasters and global warming.
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Prayer
There have been many standard prayers chanted for the rejoicing and blessing of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but here we only include those which were passed on to the human population by the prophet Ragu, who claimed to have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Each of these prayers end in "R'Amen" (pronounced "rah men", as dictated to us by the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself. Within the Ninjian heretical offshoot sects of Monsterism, the term "Al Dente" (pronounced "al dent eh", a common term used to describe perfection, is used instead of R'Amen.

The Noodles Prayer is the most common prayer, as dictated by the prophet Ragu:

Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'Amen.

The Hail Meatsauce prayer is usually recited in retribution for consumption of any sauce other then red meat sauce. Some sects (see the Reformed Church of Alfredo ) do not use this prayer, as they claim "Alfredo is the path to enlightenment". This prayer is typically repeated numerous times while running your fingers along a Rotini noodle.

Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. R'Amen A vegetarian sect of FSMism in India is reportedly using a particular soybean extract in place of meatballs. "Soy Mio - it is still a spicy meatball! Tandori R'Amen!" Glory To The Pasta Glory be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and to the Midgit, and to the Pirates. As it was in the beginning, is now (With a mountain), and ever shall be(and trees), world without end (and with Pirates). R'Amen.

culled from http://flyingspaghettimonster.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarianism

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she is fine though
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Let the Game of Thrones begin..

#SayNoToScubaDiving

Omg!! Awesome...simply hilarious

Decamping has never and will never be a new thing in naija as far as I'm concerned. All these political prostitutes masquerading as politicians jumping from one party to the other

Wife 1.0 is a virus disguised as an OS

And err....who put the sperm in your vagina?












#justcurious

Similar to the Chicken and Egg shindig

How this donkey poo made fp is beyond me

I know this is a joke but thank God for etisalat and their speedy internet service. If this was MTN, na obituary tinzz for this guy

Let her go to sambisa forest

Bleep the shite outta his a-ss till he's as thin as a matchstick. Recommended dose - 20000 times a day

None of the aforementioned is dedicated to the unity of the country than the other. Each ethnic group is only interested in what it can get out of the entity called nigeria. Nigeria is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; it is a country divided by ethnic, religious, moral, sectarian, ideological and political lines (just to mention a few). It will take a serious paradigm shift for us to look beyond these lines and move forward as a nation

Fashola. Amaechi. Two men likely to be given political appointments by PMB simultaneously involved in corruption/financial scandals. I am no wailer, tanoid or buharist but there seems more to this than meets the eye

Soup ingredients... I thought they had banned kpomo??

It is pitiable that amosun would sack those teachers. They were only trying to stimulate the consciousness of the students and open their eyes to the ills of government. Seems the governor would rather have zombies as citizens.
The manner in which the govt clamped down on such alleged offending exam question is reminescent of George Orwell's 1984 where Big Brother was always watching.

He looks like sound sultan in the last picture

onila:
rape is the most inhuman act we can think of
you might as well, murder the person

it sucks men feel sorry for some of these rapists especially when caught and incarcerated

when that story abt the Naija lady that bit off the head of her rapist dick
one guy said '" in as much I detest rape but that was too extreme"

too extreme she shld have cut off his head instead, you bas.tard!!

recently, I was gisting with my new Igbo male housemate
and I said I believe life imprisonment or death penalty for grown up men that molest kids
he said that's too much, death penalty shld only be for murders

I believe men secretly joke abt rape indoors
if we have men who think rape is ok, then we are going to see more rape cases in the future

I am a dude and I support u fully. Men who rape women are degenerative psychopaths who deserve the death penalty not just for their actions (causing a woman lifetime trauma) but to serve as a deterrent for potential or would-be rapists. After all, drug trafficking carry the death penalty in some countries. Honestly, those kind of men are the lowest scum of the earth. Vermin preying on society. You don't allow a cockroach, rat or snake roam around your house. When you see it you exterminate it.

I've dated an esan girl and she was very fierce and stubborn. Honestly, apart from her beauty, that was what I loved about her. Her eyes used to twinkle brightly anytime she was upset. Anyways that said, all tribes have ladies with flaws. Show me a perfect igbo or yoruba girl and I'll show u a perfect esan girl.

NB. I'm not from edo state.

Pics of these victorious soldiers don't look like real pictures of soldiers who are fighting a battle. Their uniforms are too clean!

Keneking:
Agreed.

All SUV's owners to be heavily taxed
All polygamous families to be highly surcharged
All business and first class seats in airlines to be heavily taxed
All salaries equivalent to National Assembly members to be heavily taxed
All owners of more than one 1.5L engine capacity automobiles to be heavily taxed
All blog owners with more than one site to be heavily tax and surcharged
All students with a current account should be heavily taxed.
All female outfit including bangles, ear-rings, chains, blouse, skirt, undies etc at all times must not be worth more than N3,000 or $15
All electronics at home must not produce more than 15dB (sound output), otherwise tax
All savings /deposits in banks by individuals to attract 30% interest
All multiple phone users to be taxed accordingly depending on sim and size of handsets
All standings in BRT to receive rebate of 75% of actual cost

lalasticlala.... cool

On point bro!

DaBullIT:
Ex convict forming Relevance


How can Tinubu choose a candidate ?

Not everything can be politically controlled abeg

An oracle chooses who is next and if they do mago mago , there'll be consequences

So Broda Bode

Fvck the Shut Up

Olodo. I am not a Bode George, BAT, APC or PDP fan but if u paid attention (I know u didn't cos You're broke) you'd see that Bode George's case was overturned by the Supreme Court. Ergo, he's not a convict. Try do small research before spewing gutter water from your mouth.

Toks2008:
10 Reasons why serious minded guys should not date any lady in their early twenties.

A man asked "What age group of ladies should i approach if i really want to settle down?"

The answer is not far fetched but before i answer i would like to state emphatically that age is no factor as we have some teenagers who are more matured mentally and psychologically than ladies in their thirties but nevertheless i will advice that any man who really wants to settle down should forget approaching ladies below the age of 25years because most of these ladies are still not sure of what they want in a man.

Majority of ladies below 25 don't even have enough experience to go into marriage and will rather want to still play around in the name of dating and if you check most ladies who marry below the age of 25,you wil be surprised to find out that it was a circumstantial decision as a result of unexpected pregnancy or parental pressures to mention a few.

So the question is..what age group should a man consider if he really wants to settle down and the answer is clear,i will advice you go for ladies of 25years and above and the higher the age the better. WHY?

[b]1.Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties are matured in mind because most of them are experienced..

2.Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties are set for true love and never too interested on a man's MONEY.

3. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties are financially INDEPENDENT.

4. The longevity of a lady's beauty is seen fully in her late 20s and early 30s.

5. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties have no business with DOUBLE DATING.

6. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties know how best to CARE for a man. Men will understand what I mean.

7. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties know what they want in life, unlike d early 20's

8.Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties have a decent DRESS SENSE.

9. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties are COURAGEOUS.

10. Most ladies in their late twenties or early thirties are admirable with heart-melting MANNER which can be a natural virtue or as a result of past experience.[/b]

that's cos they've been humbled by time n experience. They are only looking for gullible guys like u to hoodwink. Once u give them d ring, their true colour go appear!

justi4jesu:
It has been tested and trusted, it's true because my blackberry phone once fell into the pool, i brought it out and dipped it into a bag of Uncle Bens rice for 24hours, brought the phone out and switched it on and booooommm like magic the phone worked without any fault.

you just want us 2 know u eat 'uncle ben's rice'

@introvert...I'm in love with u

This is an election petition under the civil procedural laws of nigeria. If after preponderance of evidence it is deemed that indeed such monies were collected, the rec would face criminal charges. For now, let's keep our gunpowder dry. Be reminded that it is an election petition matter and not a criminal one.

It is just a travesty that the evil people carrying on these atrocious acts have mothers as women ye they don't mind selling or raping someone else's mother. How can you in the name of religion, do something which your conscience and common sense tells you is morally evil? Forget islam, Christianity, Hinduism and Bhudism. Your heart knows what is right and what is wrong!

Let us call a spade a spade. The DSS is an agency controlled by the Executive. The election petition tribunal of rivers state is a function of the judiciary. That said, the executive arm ought not interfere with the judicial arm as that would be contrary to the principles of separation of powers. That is why it is being check mated by the legislative.