₦airaland Forum

This election really shows how dirty politics can be in Nigeria. APC n PDP... Birds of a feather.

A young man who was always drunk and
believing that life had been unfair to him, one
day visited a witch doctor concerning his future.
The witch doctor brought out two native post,
one white and the other black, and a millipede.
He told the young man that the millipede will
determine his destiny . He asked him to watch,
that if the millipede enters into the white pot he
will have a bright future and if it enters the black
pot his life will be miserable. So he set the pot
apart and allowed the millipede to do its job. At
first, the millipede started crawling towards the
white pot but suddenly change its course
towards the black pot. The young man became
apprehensive, watching the millipede keenly.
As the millipede was about to enter into the pot,
he hurriedly stood up, pick the millipede and
threw it into the white pot and said he can not
be there and allow a millipede determine his
destiny.
Moral: Your destiny is in your own hand. Take
control.

Love the idea..

A young man who was always drunk and
believing that life had been unfair to him, one
day visited a witch doctor concerning his future.
The witch doctor brought out two native post,
one white and the other black, and a millipede.
He told the young man that the millipede will
determine his destiny . He asked him to watch,
that if the millipede enters into the white pot he
will have a bright future and if it enters the black
pot his life will be miserable. So he set the pot
apart and allowed the millipede to do its job. At
first, the millipede started crawling towards the
white pot but suddenly change its course
towards the black pot. The young man became
apprehensive, watching the millipede keenly.
As the millipede was about to enter into the pot,
he hurriedly stood up, pick the millipede and
threw it into the white pot and said he can not
be there and allow a millipede determine his
destiny.
Moral: Your destiny is in your own hand. Take
control.

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ops spec is a game to play.

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Same old g.oons....

LAUGH OUT YOUR STRESS
I attended a church service last
Sunday and the Pastor asked us
to pray for our heart desire.
Normally I don't listen to People
when they pray in Church but, I
did last Sunday and Words from
one Sister's Mouth
almost sent me into Coma.......
The Sister was seriously uttering
these words;
*OH! Lord, Crash the plane of my
SINGLENESS, Lord crash it!
*Consume me with the fire of
WEDLOCK.
*Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with
the Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY.
*Father detonate the
BOMB of ENGAGEMENT
in my life!
*STAB me with a man of your
choice Lord.
*HANG my neck the BONE of my
BONES.
*IMPRISON my life with the RIB of
my RIBS.
*SHOOT me with an AK47 of True
Love

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TRADELYN:

KiV...

its kiev not kiv...
Good morning space booking partner

You mes.sed up everything. Y falsification of document? Hmmm, one lie leads to another. U better be grateful if its only pay cut u receive.

Professionals don't lie. U hear ba?

J

Her choice....


Just laugh and keep ur PVC safe.
A teacher asked his students, 1+1=?
A student stood up and said 4.
A man passing by overheard the answer
He shake his head and said to himself
My God, Jonathan will not kill us in this country
Every thing has increase,
Transport fare, fuel price, nomination forms,
WAEC, NECO, JAMB Form
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to be
4!!!

op all those ur aforementioned r peculiar to teenagers. no mature mind indulge in that.

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abeg how much diamond bank dey pay graduates.

born2boink:
Mumu don kill himself

sharp g booking space this by year again with '.'

Oho

Abeg ogbeni seun(CEO of this community) I never c ur new year message for us o.




Me is waiting for it ASAP. Cos its necessary for our fragile economy. Lol.


Year new happy all to you.

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Ok o. I wonder how some topic without any post or rather few post make fp. All ye mods, thou should repent before the year runs out.

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