₦airaland Forum

After over five
months of protest, the Academic Staff Union of
Universities, ASUU, is ready to call off its industrial
action.
The decision came after the Union signed a
Memorandum of Understanding, MoU, with the
Federal Government on Wednesday evening in
Abuja.
The Union was represented by its Chairman, Nasir
Fagge, while the Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike,
stood in for the government. Both confirmed the
news to State House correspondents.
However, ASUU will address members of the press
soon.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/12/11/ASUU-strike-to-
be-suspended-after-fg-union-reach-agreement/

LONGFELLOW02: I wan Cheat. Is thier any place on internet where i can toilet.

NL suppose 2 hv e-Toilet o

nawa o. U kill english a̶̲̥̅̊Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ rape pigin. ETT.

ladionline: Perfect, Obanta is identical with Olode. OBA ONI ITA, That in mainstream yoruba would be BATA. OLODE is ONI ODE or ONI ITA. Ode is a variant of ITA. Now check this split: O bu.ru bi 'AJE' OTA. The ancient Yoruba were familiar with Aje, a shrew merchant. Aje means 'wayfaring' here. BTW, bata is an antonym of bara. BATA means sellers' consult, while BARA means buyers' consult. OBANTA is 'prime seller' while OBARA means 'prime buyer'.

I enjoyed ur analysis.

realbomax: @op,how do u react to this?

optimist sees opportunities, whlie pessimist always think negative.

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seedord247: What about Egun?

no be only egun na ojuju calabar. Weed na bad boy.

yuzedo: is uduaga an dwaff? o god, the man looook like a small juju. dis man uglyness can kill a very big tiger! delta state can neva neva progress wen dey have an very very shot and ugly migget as govnore. das why am ofering myself to anambra state is ur chance to have a sweet and handsomed guvnore. offer valid while stuck last. voat cheif sweetus aka king of alaba for govnore novemba 2013 - motto: started from the bottom now we hear!! tenk.

whenever I think that ASUU is going too far, and I come across †ђξ grammar of ur type, I can only but wish d strike continues till all d agreement is met.
G7 Gagaun!!!

Andyblaze: Good thing he ran away because if he had stayed, it for pained him so much he will be angry and slap the drawer. Then the drawer will slap him back, then fight will start, then nigerians and turkeys will start to fought, Then war will start arounds the world, then we will all went extinct

you aя̩̥̊ε a murderer... Killing english at will.

[quote author=NotoriousB.ig]WTF!!! i posted this story yesterday and i didn't make first page. why na?! https://www.nairaland.com/1480708/nigerian-11-year-old-girl-becomes-ambassador[/quote]Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ vex, it just Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊Your own turn to witness that on this forum. It once happened to м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ, I was lyk maka Y. PDP at all levels... Pele M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ broza sanu wallahi.

Police in Ebonyi State have uncovered plans by
suspected cultists known as Egbela cult in Edda,
Afikpo South Local Government Aarea of the state to
unleash mayhem in the area during its initiation
ceremony.
The Police Commissioner of the state, Mr. Maigari
Dikko in a statement yesterday said report received
by police revealed that some cultists in Edda had
perfected plans to unleash terror in the area by
recourse to assault on law-abiding citizens, school
children, women, government workers, stealing and
restriction of people’s movement.
He, however, assured the members of the public and
the people of Edda that the command had put
adequate security measures in place to deal
decisively with any person or group of persons, who
under any guise resort to intimidation, molestation,
destruction, stealing or attempt to restrict the
movement of people contrary to the constitution of
the country.
“In this regard, all the law-abiding citizens in Edda
land are advised to go about their legitimate
business, children to go to school, workers to report
to their places of work and report any act of
intimidation and assault to the nearest police station
or patrol teams within the area.”
Meanwhile, over 150 mobile policemen with an
Armored Personnel Carrier (APC) have been
dispatched to the area to maintain law and order
through the period of planned initiation ceremony
scheduled to end tomorrow.
The Christian leaders in the area had petitioned the
police commissioner on the alleged plan by the cult
group to cause mayhem and restrict free movement
of people, assault and intimidate the people.
The petition stated: “Every year, the community and
the inhabitants experience these criminal acts of
molestation, harassment, unlawful restriction of
movement of persons and vehicles, violence and
vandalisation of people’s property. This abuse of
human rights and destruction of property especially
during these occultic initiation rites and ritual is
worsened by the fact that miscreants are using the
opportunity to perpetrate their evil act.
“It may interest you to know that between August
and October every year, this obsolete and obnoxious
traditional and occultic practice and their
corresponding criminal activities take place. Most
days within this period, from after the new yam
festival till middle or end of October, natives and
strangers in Edda land live in fear. Most days, curfew
is imposed on non-initiates, women and children
from 6.30pm till 6.00am the following day.”
The petition also stated that some days of the event
witnessed total restriction of movement even along
Amasiri-Owutu Road which is state and federal roads,
noting that the event lasts for two to three days,
saying the main initiation day known as ‘Nkwo Offia’
had been the most violent day.

MANCHESTER (AFP) – Former Manchester United
manager Alex Ferguson spoke of his pride after
unveiling a street named in his honour near the
English champions’ Old Trafford ground on Monday.
What was Waters Reach will now be known as Sir
Alex Ferguson Way.
During the Scot’s 26 years in
charge, United won 13
Premier League titles,
including last season’s top-
flight crown and two European
Champions League trophies
among a slew of silverware.
Ferguson, the most successful
manager in British football
history, retired at the end of
last season.
Having revealed the new road sign, Ferguson said
Monday: “It encapsulates probably the last 26 years
– coming to the great club, the history of it.
“It’s been an incredible journey for me, ending today
for me to unveil this road sign
“I’m really proud of that and I’m proud of everyone
who has been associated with the club. I’d like to
thank Manchester United for inviting me down here,
26 years ago. It was a fantastic elevation in my life
and a challenge I accepted. And we are where we are
now.
“It’s a great, great football club. You, the supporters,
have enjoyed it. And I still think that a lot of our
young fans don’t remember that there were bad
days. Dealing with bad days is what we’re good at.
This club will always go on.”
The 71-year-old added: “To have a part of Trafford
carrying my name is truly humbling.”
Sir Alex Ferguson Way will be on the other side of the
ground to another stadium approach road, Sir Matt
Busby Way, named after Ferguson’s most illustrious
predecessor as United manager and the man behind
the club’s first European Cup triumph in 1968.

CALABAR— Cross River Police Command, Monday,
announced the release of Etubom Essien Cobham,
father of the state’s Deputy Governor, Mr. Efiok
Cobham, who was abducted by unknown gunmen on
Friday.
A statement by Mr. Hogan Bassey, the Police Public
Relations Officer, in Calabar said that Cobham was
released on Sunday.
He did not give details as to how the elder statesman
was released or whether any ransom had been paid.
Bassey said: “Pa Cobham has been released. He was
released due to pressure from the police.”
Gunmen took away Cobham at 2a.m., Friday, from
his Creek Town country home in Odukpani Local
Government Area of Cross River.
Witnesses said that the deputy governor’s uncle,
whose name was not immediately disclosed, was also
abducted by the gunmen. He was also released.

Against the background of incessant
kidnappings and other violent crimes in Edo State,
members of various cult groups in the state came
together in Benin, weekend, in a move they said was
to tackle insecurity in the state.
However, the cult groups during their summit with
the theme Interactive Peace Summit: Strategy for
Social Cohesion, which held at the Sand Beach
Resorts, Benin, expressed dissatisfaction with threats
posed to Edo and other neighboring states due to the
activities of kidnappers, armed robbery gangs and
other criminal activities. They resolved to tackle
them.
Represented
Some of the cult groups represented by at the
summit included Green Circuit (Maphites), Norsemen
(Vikings), , Eiye Confraternity, Family
Fraternity of Nigeria and Avarian Organisation of
Nigeria.
Also in attendance were representatives of Governor
Adams Oshiomhole; the Iyase (traditional Prime
Minister) of BeninKingdom, Chief Sam Igbe;
representatives of the Edo State Commissioner of
Police and that of AIG Zone 5 Benin and
representatives of the Director, Department of State
Services.
Others were representatives of the Commandant of
Civil Defence and Security Corps, Edo State
Neighbourhood Watch Council and the OC, SIB, AIG
Zone 5.
Chairman of the Consolidated Forum, Donald Edeo-
ghon, while acknowledging the damage done by
activities of the group, however expressed hope that
the coalition of the groups would help in checking
crime in the state.
He said: “If you remember, for over two decades,
inter-group conflicts, which often resulted in violent
and fatal crises, were the attributes of EdoState
communities.
“Innocent lives and property of inestimable worth are
destroyed on a whim.
“Armed robbery, kidnapping, thuggery and sundry
social vices rose to unprecedented levels; it became
dangerous to reside and function legitimately in
EdoState and in particular, Benin.
“The situation looked bad, but then came the
platform of Rainbow Consolidated Forum with a
template for all seasons.”
Chief Igbe expressed joy at what he witnessed and
called on the groups not to disappoint, saying “you
know I am going to brief the Oba on what I have
witnessed here today.”
Source: vanguard news paper.

ogunteluwo: What concerns PHCN with ASUU matter? And nothing like PHCN stuff again now. Dem don sell PHCN now. THEY should better be careful with this their strike matter.

tey call it solidarity strike

Labour activist and General Secretary, National Union
of Electricity Employees, NUEE, Joe Ajaero has given
the Federal Government one week to resolve its
differences with the Academic Staff Union of
Universities (ASUU) or cripple the country with the
mother-of-all-strikes.
Ajaero who was speaking during the opening of a
training workshop organized for labour leaders in
Enugu, threatened to ally with other unions across
the country to join ASUU on a solidarity stike if the
impasse persists.
Ajaero said government was being insensitive to the
plight of Nigerian students because the children of
the rich are studying outside the country.
He said:
“If ASUU issue is not addressed, we will shut this
country alongside other unions. We will ally with
other unions and make sure that nothing works in
this country.
This is not a strike based on demand, it’s based on
agreement. As government, you must honour your
agreement. Here, there’s no social security, the price
of food is high, the same goes for electricity tariff. We
are going to join our children to stay at home and let
them run the system,” he threatened.

hmmmmm, 2015 agenda

Decapo: This one is strong

eleyi gidi gan

Decryptor: Lagos to Akure...now Sokoto to Saudi...It shall not be our potion in the SE Amen!

abeg wetin be 'SE'?

Madam abeg use M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ change gimmie kulikuli a̶̲̥̅̊Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ sugar.... Yeye ppl... Small time we go hear say na one farmers village them bomb.

exxell: [b]
*breaks into rasta accent*

An eye fi an eye. Blaad fi blaad. Wen ya dont do dem road, citizens have accidents and em burnt alive, nuh em dead ani ye
expect a fi sleep wiur rude eyes shut, neva
Sister. Even in da air mi broda, justice ar wait for ya lot whom ar loot dis nation to death... Whaeva u sow ye al reap. As 4 em deceased relatives, me ar still have some pity upon em but wen u ar enjoy the loot by tha rude gbais whom ar loot us, ye thoust forget that karma be thou a crazy bittch.. No respecter of ya looted wealth and blaad money. Nuh peace fi d wicked. Faya burn all of dem, the bad leaders of mi country neva gan see peace buh unuh flesh in pieces. Unuh go one by one. Mi maad serious bout this. Mi love to tha rude Igbo boy whom dem ar use as sacrifice to escort tha mothafucker jagaban home. When mi fellow citizens ar gonna be educated? Air accident inna happen, almost all die but mothafucka coffin and son remain intact?? Yall lot dont wanna ask dem right questions!! Even in death, dem not gonna leave allow dem helpless citizens be at peace!! Why Jah? Why Jah? Faya burn the corrupt politicians, faya burn tha shoeless man and im household who ama chop 1 billion on food for them wicked mouth, faya burn the corrupt ASUU lecturers who are keep em youths at home for dem selfish purpose... Fire burn Babylonian who say the students keep peace.


Note: Mi jas so cwazy!
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hee.. Uncle rasta man, ε̲̣̣̣̥ pain м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ for ¥♡̨̐υ̲̣̥ say nobody even click Y̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊Your like button.
Eyaaaa, ¥♡̨̐υ̲̣̥ suffer lyk serious Oº°˚˚°º.
Conductor, nor vex abeg na next bus stop nor be here

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: Igbati,
Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Iladi,Abara. These
are slaps that will make you think you were adopted,
not born by them. Igbati will make you correct your
wrong lesekese (instantly)! The beauty of Ifoti is you
will confess your sins on the spot.Igbarun, Igbaju and
Iforun will make you snitch on all those who committed
the crime with you without hesitation.Abara and Iladi
will make you pee in your newpants! Now Abara is the
worst.. This will daze you and make you do all of the
above at the same time! You'll howl in pain and
struggle for where to rub ur back!God bless our parents
for the good upbringing!
Let us †ђξ one you had back then.

R I P to †ђξ dead

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) ISSAKABBA part 5

starring. Sam Dede, vigillante group, n JTF

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))


Na M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ pikin came 1st
#LOBATAN

Omo na their money, y una D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ use panadol 4 wetin Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ be una mata?

Wetin concern м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ for wetin Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ concern м̣̣̥̇̊ƺ?
Broz Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ pee 4there Oº°˚˚°º

Up NEPAAAAAAAAAAAA

Abeg who get sagem myx 2 charger

na wa o, Baba suwe, Mr latin, ibro, Mr ibu N ukwa Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ even D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ d comedy list? Broz dz thing na NEW FACTION version jor

Anytym I come across such, all. I look for Ȋ̝̊̅§ †ђξ I ACCEPT button Oº°˚˚°º




But †ђξ only one I DO read over a̶̲̥̅̊Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ over, Ȋ̝̊̅§ anyone from M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ bank, online shopping a̶̲̥̅̊Ω̶̣̣̥̇̊ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ MTN promo.
I Ω̴̩̩̩̥o̲̣̥ fit shout Oº°˚˚°º .