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Sports / Re: U20 AFCON: Flying Eagles Aim For Redemption In Niger by Whoeppme(m): 8:42pm On Feb 03, 2019
That's how they will be making mouth later now they will bring back 4 0 .

Wetin concern me

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Sports / Re: Ethiopian Athlete, Sintayehu Legese Wins Lagos City Marathon Race by Whoeppme(m): 10:58am On Feb 02, 2019
It's OK..... Am here watching u carry our money To your country.

When u get there now you won't say na run wey u come run for Nigeria sweat finish na him bring the money you will lie for those gehs that it's the business you did with one of Nigerias governor, why

Just because you like see their pant

Am here soaking garri

Lagos government will not see me now

Because I no sabi run abi

God is watching us all

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Crime / Re: 22-year-old Notorious Criminal Rearrested After Escaping From Prison. Photo by Whoeppme(m): 10:56am On Feb 02, 2019
WELL ITS OBVIOUS THAT BY 42 YOU WILL BE IN POSSESSION OF AN ARMOURED TANK.

CHINEKE

THIS BOY IS JUST A YOUNG FOOL

AM SURE YES AM SURE

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 19 Yahoo Boys With Pants, Charms In Ibadan by Whoeppme(m): 9:01pm On Feb 01, 2019
No use your gf pant take buy Benz you no gree hear... Omoboy how e be una now?
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Anyway boys must press ...

If they catch you e cast

You go cretch

You serve come back

Continue dey Press on a higher level based on cretch OT wey you acquire

Life goes on

Naso e just be

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Literature / Re: Glory Abah Read 27 Books In January by Whoeppme(m): 8:52pm On Feb 01, 2019
Omo even the replies sef pass what op posted. grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Steps Out In Transparent Top by Whoeppme(m): 9:40pm On Jan 24, 2019
Tiwa you sabi sing. ....


But you no get breast.

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Politics / Re: Video+Pictures :Crowd Welcome Buhari To Enugu by Whoeppme(m): 9:32pm On Jan 24, 2019
I don't understand... Why empty seat plenty pass occupied ones?
Travel / Re: What Nationality Is Given To A Baby Born On A Plane? by Whoeppme(m): 12:28pm On Oct 31, 2018
Aeroplanist ......i cannot coman go and think and die grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Two Slay Mamas Steal N200k From A Boutique In Delta, Stripped Unclad (Photo) by Whoeppme(m): 10:25pm On Jul 12, 2018
Pls can somebody show us the slay in this two worwor thieves?? grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Priest Came Out From The Ghastly Car Accident Without Any Injury. Photos by Whoeppme(m): 6:57pm On Jul 01, 2018
I DONT UNDERSTAND... YOU WERE EXPECTING HIM TO COME OUT PARALYZED OR WHAT?
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WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY ARE WE IN SEF

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Offers N1M To Unmask Lady Accuser Of Christopher Marcel Nabugwu by Whoeppme(m): 7:35pm On Jun 24, 2018
Nigerians Youths are lazy but now you want to give us puzzle to solve....

With our lazy brain abi?

Then what's the work of the police and the so called Secret Service?

Rubbish Nigerian Force and security system.

Musa thank you.. If not for football.. Which other thing I for use take dey proud say I be Nigerian? grin grin
Celebrities / Re: US Rapper, Camron Showers Praises On His Babymama As He Gets Her A Range Rover by Whoeppme(m): 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2018
This is what I call the good life

You still try.... Even tho say e no reach Assurance price.

Me wey never ever buy stick sweet for my girl before talk more of Range Rover na range loving me I dey do grin grin grin

I dey inside mum c kitchen dey wait our small egusi wey mum c arrange... Make I go chop find way enter my girl side weda she fit beer me up this night.... God purnish poverty grin grin
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Crime / Re: Lady Battered By Soldier For Refusing To Pay Him, After Bashing Her Car (Photo) by Whoeppme(m): 7:15pm On Jun 24, 2018
I was expecting to see a blinded woman....am not sure its a army man that did this.... I swear na bandages for wrap her face.

This playplay slap wey dem just use test all the makeup for ur face na him u wan call community come outside.

This one go fit push pikin so? grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Man Looking At Biodun Okeowo's Backside On Set (Photo) by Whoeppme(m): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2018
Which ever way you see it... Na shitbox bros still dey look.... grin grin

Am in warri comeand beat me
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Family / Re: 'Beating My Wife Is A Parable' - Pastor's Jackson's Wife Defends his Statement by Whoeppme(m): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2018
I DONT BEAT WOMEN. NOT ONLY MY WIFE....

I SEE WOMEN I MEAN ALL WOMEN AS MOTHERS tongue wink
Sports / Re: Nigerians React To Super Eagles 2 - 0 Loss To Croatia by Whoeppme(m): 11:15pm On Jun 16, 2018
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Health / Re: Man Serves His Amputated Foot To Friends For Dinner (Graphic Story & Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 11:34pm On Jun 13, 2018
Can u imagine this idiot? Guy u just ate ur f##king leg!!! How do you feel idiot?

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Health / Re: June Wanza, Kenyan Lady Dies During Breast Enlargement Surgery. Pics by Whoeppme(m): 7:43pm On Jun 13, 2018
Instead of looking for one naija guy to work on that breast suck living day light out of the breast day and night press the breast until e big like ball u just go kill yourself.....

Wetin be work of sugar boys then?

Some women eH
Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing In Osun, Stripped Unclad And Beaten (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 7:36pm On Jun 13, 2018
If you can't show us his gbanla then what's the need of show us six packs of a thief? It's obvious his own six packs is for stealing.... grin grin grin

With dry Yansh like cabin biscuit... Mtchew
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Davido’s Stupendous Car Collection by Whoeppme(m): 7:59pm On May 30, 2018
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"For those aspiring to be rich please do not follow this " role model"..


Flaunting things you buy is actually a complex problem and as you can see, it is clear that Davido has one.

Real wealth is not the things you buy but the things you do with money that matters.

Money is actually a seed and not a harvest. You keep planting non stop..

Davido is not teaching you how to make money so he is not a role model.

Don't copy and don't envy his life... 30billion DAT is not invested is it still 30 billion?

I disagree with you bro.....
Guy if eventually you get to find out his numerous hotels or businesses scattered all over the world and what his bank accounts reads... You will just shut up.

See guy after investment, businesses or what have you the next thing is to flex your young age and maybe for some guys settle down meaning marry. Don't forget this guy's have kids in school.

Nigga was born in Atlanta, meaning he must also have lived there for some years meaning he reasons different from the normal guy wey dey born for kogi for inside hot house or one unkept hospital that may not qualify for a hospital if safety checks were to be carried out.... Now how do u expect that nigga to reason act or live like Davido?
No be so so hustle hustle and suffer suffer the normal kogi or maiduguri guy go dey about? He don ever see better thing or better life before...

You are what you are About.... No two ways bro

So what are you saying ?
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Pay Back My Ex This Way? by Whoeppme(m): 10:49pm On May 29, 2018
OK OK OK chief Adviser is here.....

Bro here iS what you will do to be happy...

Before she arrives find one better agbo manpower drink then find cold water use dey relax first

When she comes , play with her as if all that happened never even got to you then pretend u are broke collect some money from her, send somebody go buy better drink and chop chop come...while you guys be waiting for the items to come Take her inside your room, make her suck your d**k like never before, then give her the sex of her life... F**k her like no other guy has ever done.

I mean f**k every hole in her body.

Collect your phone... Call that her guy, tell him what you just did to his fine flower.... Then quietly ask her to leave your house...

Don't beat her.... You don't beat a women....if she misbehaving You f**k her until they start crying and begging you to stop...thats where your glory lies

After she must have gone. Enjoy the goodies and drinks with your guys while you discuss and laugh over her matter with them.

It's a Win Win for you bro
Politics / Re: Africanus Noel, N 14-Year-Old Becomes Commissioner In Bayelsa. Photos by Whoeppme(m): 10:22pm On May 29, 2018
friendlyadvice:
grin the woman for that picture be like
I am available when you are h*rny and can't get home to your wife in time

I thought women with Rings on that finger are usually married women.... And am sure your mum wears that too.... Now if someone made such derogatory statement about her will you fancy that? If your answer is no.....

Then you must be a Pervert

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Reacts After Her Boyfriend Shaved His Beard (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 10:17pm On May 29, 2018
mhizace:
he's looking without d beard kiss


AM STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE SENSE IN WHAT YOU WROTE MR I WANT COMMENT

EH,
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HE'S LOOKING WITHOUT THE BEARD? ARE YOU FOR REAL?

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Sports / Re: Aftermath Of Nigeria Vs Congo Draw : 5 Lessons To Learn by Whoeppme(m): 9:55pm On May 28, 2018
Match don end?

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Events / Re: Slay Queen Washes Her Vagina With Champagnes (Video, Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 9:50pm On May 28, 2018
So kitten just down how many thousands just like dat?

No no no leave me alone

I want to know
Crime / Re: Nigerian Sex Offender Deported From U.S For Assaulting 7year Old Girl by Whoeppme(m): 9:42pm On May 28, 2018
Konji Na Bastard ....See wetin small white man pikin of 7years do you.

Foolish grandpa... I pity small children for Nigeria
Crime / Re: Doctor Fights Policeman Who Called Him An Armed Robber by Whoeppme(m): 9:20pm On May 28, 2018
You are a doctor you should know better that you don't fight a man with a gun.... You are lucky that he didn't shoot you right there, off course his colleagues will cum around and he will tell them you were trying to collect his rifle.... Oga doctor it was even around 10pm in the night and you know how the country can be in such time of the night.

Doctor be wise and thank God you escaped this One.

Dead man no dey fit Mad again ooo
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa Bares Massive Cleavage In New Photos by Whoeppme(m): 9:55pm On May 26, 2018
Well God bless breast... If not wetin man for suck for raining season? grin grin grin cool

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid 3rd Babymama Praises him, as he Takes her on the Stage he'll Perform (pic by Whoeppme(m): 6:15pm On May 26, 2018
Wizkid am always happy for you....

But the padlock in this ur baby mama's name!!! Hymnnn hymmnn hymnnnn

Wizkid how many times did I do hymnnn?

Wizkid thred with Caution... Oooo grin grin grin

Person no dey carry answer name for warri oooo
Religion / Re: Pastor Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere Slams Man On The Ground For Deliverance (VIDEO) by Whoeppme(m): 4:08pm On May 26, 2018
This slamming can be compared that of wrestle mania
Religion / Re: Pastor Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere Slams Man On The Ground For Deliverance (VIDEO) by Whoeppme(m): 4:06pm On May 26, 2018
This pastor must have fought Local wrestling in Akwa Ibom
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