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Source: http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/02/metro-woman-paraded-round-office-to-boost-colleagues-morale-7047697/

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Come try am for warri for ekpan to be precise....if boys no nack u 18moths pregnancy direct make I no eat maimai again

Bro that's some good bush meat....not monkey so go ahead and have fun ...njoy the meat broda.. For warri na once e dey go down...no time for all this plenty talk by now boys for Don use monkey tail dey wash am down...

They all dead now sha.....so no need to be scared pipo

Bunch of idiots be going after each other like cat and dog..I wonder how this set of people even saw limelight!!!

Fame miss road

DAVIDO GOT MONEY WIZKID GOT FAME. QUOTE ME ANYWHERE

Vice president u talk this one sha....choi see colleagues in thievery be glimpsing at each other right now!!!

I don't understand .....its normal for every girl to react positively thus becoming helpful in such a situation ...which girl go like make him guy die for restaurant cause of heart attack....she go administer first aid mouth to mouth action.

If the guy wanted to know if the girl truly loves him as them eat finish he for act like say he no get money to pay and he for make plenty plenty order.. Then he for see the girl true colour and reaction .

OK OK OK I AGREE YOU ARE 19 BUT YOUR ENGINE MUST HAVE BEEN SERVICED A HUNDRED TIMES MORE THAN A 35YEAR OLD LADY.

I KNOW UR TYPE ....

I don't understand where on earth did they disappear to? Whats happening to our security system ?

Truth be told in Nigeria here if u ain't got a big Roth or gun close by u are on ur own!!!

No police force or any security outfit will come to ur house at about 2am when badboys be operating ....!!!!

Sad truth tho

BUHARI EVEN IN YOUR OWN HOUSE ...DEM NO ACCEPT SOME OUR INTENTIONS,
NOW WHAT DO U EXPECT FROM THE ORDINARY CITIZEN?

Going by who is more successful in the music thing they might just have to beg him for a pic or collabo!!!

Either way u think of it...talking bout who is more successful, they would have to beg him for a pic!!! Truth of life

Next time tonto don't go cooking putting on a sweater ...e com be like say na the old woman do the cooking you and that guy only did the turning ...

WHEN ASHAWO DECIDE TO WEAR CROSS STAND FOR ROAD...END TIME THINGS.



REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND.

THE PARENTS JUST DEY PITY WETIN THEM WANT BEGIN USE MONEY EYE SEE...MONEY GO SUFFER ...ESPECIALLY IF THE HUSBANDS DEM GET BETTER MONEY.


CHOI AKPOS COME SEE WURUWURU CRY

This kind of stories baffles me and then makes me wanna ask ;

WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH PENIS SOMETIMES

Thought he sad he was relocating out of Nigeria finally? What's he looking for under the bridge with some useless Touts what if he gets stabbed or shot at by one drunk idiot?

Personal Indeed!!!

RICH BOY. WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

I BELIEVE SAY EVEN SOME 45YEARS GROWN UP MEN MONEY JOIN INSIDE THIS MONEY WEY THIS SMALLY CARRY SO!!!

BUT WETIN CONCERN ME

OK JUST IMAGINE THIS PASTOR COME OUT OF SUCH A CAR TO PREACH TO ME!!!

NO JOKES APART... IMAGINE
TO BE SERIOUS JUST IMAGINE.

NOW TELL ME IF YOU WERE IN MY SHOES WONT YOU SCREAM...

PASTOR NA THIS UR PREACHING I GO CHOP COME TAKE BUY THIS KIND CAR NO MACHINE BECAUSE THIS ONE PASS CAR WEY YOU DEY DRIVE?

ABI YOU THINK SAY LUCKY NA EVERYBODY NAME?
YOU FEEL SAY ALL OFFERING BAG NA SO SO 1000 NAIRA NOTES E DEY CONTAIN BUT YOU FORGET SAY FOR WE CHURCH FOR WARRI WE OFFERING BAG AS DEM POUR AM FOR GROUND NA SO 20NAIRA GO DEY LOOK YOU FOR EYE LIKE SAY UNA BE MATE

Make I go my village go vomit inside our pit toilet...WARISDIZ?

FROM THE SHAPE OF THIER HEADS ONE CAN EASILY TELL WHICH PART OF NIGERIA THIS TWO BARONS HAIL FROM..

THUS

IF X =HEADS
Y =FLAT

NCAN= YX , EXPANTIATE
: NCAN=YX
:IF Y=FLAT AND X =HEADS
SUBSTITUTING THE VALUES
THEN NCAN=YX(FLAT HEADS)
REMOVETHE BRACKET

NCAN=FLAT HEADS

WOMAN JUST GO AHEAD AND HAVE MORE KIDS FOR THE NEW GUY IN QUESTION OBVIOUSLY ALL YOU DO VERY WELL IS GIVE MEN KIDS.....

Well go well and rest in peace HOLDEN

After the pool party sharp guys must bleep something . ...

That one na for sure

After all she did for you ..all she gets is a slap and gets thrown out of your trash house ...

Trust me she was already in the mood to bleep u u f'd up ...trust me she is going right back to get bleeped again by the guy who put the condom scent there for you to smell get furious and drive her back into his bed.

Condom smeller of the year...stay there and be perceiving scents of condom while other guys be bleeping your woman up and down.

This is a normal 3d architectural building Layout ...Put the real thing on ground no be to dey show us proposed this and that.

Do the Talk O Jare

You ain't ugly dude you are only a village boy which is normal. Doesn't stop u from doing ur one corner o jare

Ondo again.. ??

This one na the original Yahoo Yahoo no be all this one wey boys dey do lately dey stain their hands with blood or do some dirty insane things all in the name of money.

What this guy did is an advanced Intelligent Fraud well Calculated and Sidelined into debit cards. Its more like the guy just sits back with lots of interconnected computers, scanners, printers, card readers, WiFi & modern equipments capable of breaking into by form of hacking external computer system and databases of the said school and what have you.

Real IQ at play here. I love guys with this kind of intelligence the problem is they always divert it into something rather negative.

You have sex with anything ? Somebody pls go and wake my grand mother to borrow me that her water cane!
Mayorkun come here,
Oya kneel down,
Close ur eyes,
Imagine say you dey stage,
Oya repeat that yeye thing wey u bin talk!!!

Flogs the hell outta him

jisos this song boys are in for life fatalities ooooo

Exhibition of Fearless Bravery . Good one by a Nigerian, at most this time around the news was different. No be every time them go dey hear our name for mumu and yeye matter