Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,506 members, 7,826,909 topics. Date: Monday, 13 May 2024 at 10:47 PM

Whoeppme's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Whoeppme's Profile / Whoeppme's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 16 pages)

Romance / Re: I Quit Being A Nice Guy by Whoeppme(m): 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2019
It's so normal with a lot of girls this days. Just go to the house act like nothing happened and that you have forgiven her. Get her to bed sleep with her too, make sure you do it very well. Then break up with her. But still have her as a friend that will be gracing your bed anytime you like. Don't ever marry her she will still do it after marriage.

1 Like

Family / Re: My Husband Is Being Insensitive, I Need An Advice by Whoeppme(m): 9:56am On Nov 07, 2019
Sister ask your husband to secure a loan from his political boss open up a business that you will manage, if you guys choose the right business thats the end of poverty. Don't think of leaving your husband or selling off your landed property that's the only assets your family has now. Your husband get sense na just money dey yab the guy. Please bear with him. If you must sell the property the money must be used only for a well planned business venture. Else you guys might have nothing on fall back to...

This is the only solution to your problem, as e be now so no too carry body near pastor or father in the lord, na this kind things them take dey sleep with people wife ooh

Sister get sense ooh
Family / Re: My Husband Is Being Insensitive, I Need An Advice by Whoeppme(m): 9:53am On Nov 07, 2019
Sister ask your husband to secure a loan from his political boss open up a business that you will manage, if you guys choose the right business thats the end of poverty. Don't think of leaving your husband or selling off your landed property that's the only assets your family has now. Your husband get sense na just money dey yab the guy. Please bear with him
Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by Whoeppme(m): 8:19am On Nov 06, 2019
Starboyyy:



Pls what do you mean by she "asked you out for love"

I was about wondering
Career / Re: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by Whoeppme(m): 8:17am On Nov 06, 2019
Refer her to any Yoruba herbalist...tell her make she carry toothpaste, and perfume go
Celebrities / Re: Appiah Abena: Engaging In Lesbianism Is My Biggest Regret In Life by Whoeppme(m): 9:33pm On Nov 05, 2019
Meaning you now know how your fellow woman taste down there..what God never intended for you.!!!!

Let me go and look for the word that best describes you just kneel down there and wait for me. grin grin grin
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Akegor Godbless Omamuyorwi In Delta State, Seize Exotic Cars by Whoeppme(m): 4:34am On Oct 14, 2019
Na normal life, I know this guy one on one.... Na normal yahoo yahoo life for the warri life. No think am. Boys must collect..... grin angry grin
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Akegor Godbless Omamuyorwi In Delta State, Seize Exotic Cars by Whoeppme(m): 4:32am On Oct 14, 2019
Make una leave my guy make e dey jor..... Prince Mamus himself, your name big jor. Laslas you go come back...

Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adesina Meets John Connors, American Who Sponsored Him In School by Whoeppme(m): 9:12pm On Oct 02, 2019
Such a lovely moment. You can only imagine how they are feeling at the moment!!! smiley

4 Likes

Politics / Re: DSS Hands Over Maina To EFCC by Whoeppme(m): 9:01pm On Oct 02, 2019
This are the real yahoo yahoo guys in Nigeria...no be to come dey harass boys for street when una no gree create job opportunities.

He should hand over the stolens funds to EFCC who should in turn hand over that money to the public by means of social responsibility creation.

Naija sha
Celebrities / Re: 10 Nigerian Celebrities Who Suffered Domestic Violence (photos) by Whoeppme(m): 7:34pm On Oct 01, 2019
Isoduwa:




You are a fool at Forty


I never even reach 30
Business / Re: Man Hawks Dog In Lagos Traffic (Photo) by Whoeppme(m): 7:08pm On Oct 01, 2019
101% right. That's legit hustle.

Nigerians are not lazy after all

1 Like 1 Share

Events / Re: Nigeria @ 59: How Would You Celebrate Our Beautiful Country? by Whoeppme(m): 12:12am On Oct 01, 2019
Bleep a girl, smoke some shisha... Oh yea am just being honest no lie
grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Does A Girl Staring At A Guy Mean She Wants To Have Sex With Him? by Whoeppme(m): 9:42am On Sep 24, 2019
Girls have a door to their heart, only smart guys can unlock it. And when I say smart guys I meant the extremely smart and brave ones.

If you ever in a privacy with a girl in a room, and you do nothing to her sexual wise,..you messsed up big bro.

Trust me on this one.

I have exchanged numbers with a girl on this day, we see the next time we did it. Not once, not twice, nor three times.

It's in your mouth bro and your ability to stay physical with them. A girl wants you to touch her but will never tell you, let your hands speak on her body for you most times. Don't be afraid, she won't slap you.

This is a secret I just let out, I don't care the bashing coming under me.

Try it guys and you will see the result.

Bless

1 Like

Travel / Re: My Visit To Bowers Tower In Ibadan by Whoeppme(m): 9:30am On Sep 24, 2019
So na to climb towers been dey hungry you? And you no see any fire service station tower around you wey even high pass this mumu bowers abi bowels tower wey you carry come here so...

Shey you dey okay ni....

No try me oh at OP. grin grin grin
Religion / Re: The Secret Truth About Witchcraft That Everyone Should Know by Whoeppme(m): 11:57am On Sep 22, 2019
EternalBeing:
What is witchcraft? A witch is a person that is in convent with a demon. A witchcraft coven is a group of people that are in covenant with a principal demon, they may individually have smaller demons assigned to each individually too. The principal demon in charge of the coven indwells in the current coven leader and leaves to live in a another member when the current leader dies. Witches erroneously think they are powerful by thinking they are the one(s) controlling the demon(s), when in actuality truth, it is the demon that owns them and use them to destroy other humans. Satan capitalize on ego of some humans to deceive them to become his properties. This principle is same for marine witchcraft, sapentaine witchcraft, wizardry, etc.

Blind witches are the ones initiated without their real consciousness being fully involved. Sex and covetousness are some of the most commonly used tools to subconsciously initiate people. The Word of God can not be broken, HE says 2 people become 1 during sex, which means the covenant over one gets activated on the other too during the bonding. "He/she that joins with an harlot (witch, wizard) is an harlot." 1 Corinthians 6:1. After such, the sin gives the demon and the coven the legal ground to takeover and use the soul as they like. For those that obviously could prayerfully wrestle ferociously out of the demon's control and coven membership if they realize their involvement in drinking blood and eating flesh, the demon would keep their involvements at subconscious level. Hence, the term blind witches.
Get the Book "HE Came To Set The Captives Free" by Rebecca Brown to learn more deep secrets from real top witches about how witches fly and go to meetings, etc.

What we all need to know is that our CREATOR originally wants us to live forever, and HE has placed the choice before us. HE gave us this short lives to see how we individually use it. Those that use it to do good, HE shall reward us with the immortality that HE originally plan for us. But devil is fighting this tooth and nail to prevent us from earning this reward. Always remember that this short life is a test of whether you deserve to be allowed to live forever or not.

I stopped reading the book at a point. Never read a scary book like such, but all Christians need to read that book. It's there in my shelf any day I gather mind reach, I continue.... � grin grin grin grin

2 Likes

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Team Seyi And Team Tacha Clash In Surulere, Lagos (Videos) by Whoeppme(m): 11:20pm On Sep 21, 2019
Buhari was right in a way

grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: 10 Nigerian Celebrities Who Suffered Domestic Violence (photos) by Whoeppme(m): 4:41pm On Sep 21, 2019
Why is my name not there? Or is it when I hang myself like pelepele they will now be talking about me on social media?

cheesy cheesy cheesy

4 Likes 2 Shares

Politics / Re: “We Are Hungry, Thirsty To Receive 2020 Appropriation Bill” – Sen. Lawan (Pics) by Whoeppme(m): 2:09pm On Sep 21, 2019
So that you guys can arrange how to steal the funds now... It's not a new thing.... But one thing is certain... You guys will die in that hunger for public funds.

Stupid wicked self centered politicians

4 Likes

Crime / Re: Boy Knocks SARS Officer Unconscious (photo) by Whoeppme(m): 11:00pm On Sep 17, 2019
To the boy who knocked out the foolish SARS officer, please know today that we love you so so much dear...

You deserve to suck breast from now till eternity

grin grin grin grin grin

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Xenophobic Attacks: We Won’t Report South Africa To UN – FG by Whoeppme(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2019
If you buhari the so called president have south Africans do this to your citizens shouldn't SA be reported to the UN? Or when are you going to get it right?
Crime / Re: White Lady Appears In Court For Owing Her Friend $3150 Paid To Nigerian Scammer by Whoeppme(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2019
That's Judge Judy
One of my Favorite TV channel
Very Educating..

When you watch this program, na that time you go understand say you wey carry yourself go bail prisoner, just get am for mind say the guy no owe you that owo wey you carry bail am. grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Black Snake Attacks Laborer, Spits Venom Into His Eyes (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 5:22pm On Sep 17, 2019
That's a bush cobra, can spit more than three times in the space of 3seconds...

People for ughelli una no dey watch Natgeowild to know say this kind snake bad well well?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Asking For Something That's Against My Rules. by Whoeppme(m): 11:15pm On Sep 16, 2019
blackjack21:
I will be as simple as possible.

So me and this girl is dating and she needs a job. She's stylishly asking me to help get her a job where I work, the asking is starting to turn into nagging.
I admire and respect that she wants to work and earn, that's one thing I'll always love in any woman. But the idea of working is the Same company as me is just not comfortable with me, because, I don't date colleagues.
It's one rule I cannot scrap in my life.
No office Romance.

The trick here is I've already said 'Yes' because I thought she was joking, now it turns out she's serious, I. Don't like being pushed into a corner.

What to-do?

Tell her the only vacancy left is in the mortuary section of the company...
grin grin grin
Education / Re: Delsu To Conduct Drug Test During Screening Of New Applicants by Whoeppme(m): 8:16pm On Sep 16, 2019
While carryout the test, they should concentrate testing for TRAMADOL AND CANNABIS...no two ways Malians on campus time is up.

You wey dey high go write Exams, wetin you gain

grin grin

2 Likes

Sports / Re: Reactions As 'Rubber' Man Shows His Flexibility (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 8:14pm On Sep 16, 2019
Even my gbanla can't bend like this when trying to locate Poosee Hole.... grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Tribunal Victory: Tinubu Congratulates Ogun Governor by Whoeppme(m): 8:52am On Sep 16, 2019
Another Plus for Governor Abiodun....Tinubu also already has ogun state bring in more funds to his businesses...

In a whole I hope the Governor, Can now get to work on ogun state. Time For courting is Over, it's time to create more employment opportunities in the state.
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by Whoeppme(m): 11:30am On Sep 13, 2019
Starhearts:


Keep quiet.
My father don reach 77 years old
And he told me dat he started smoking at 20yrs old

Tell your family people to gather money keep, he will be dying next year grin grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Help Needed: Sleeplessness, Persistent Pain In The Head And Neck by Whoeppme(m): 12:34am On Sep 13, 2019
ssgi4in1:
Good evening good people. I am hoping I will get some help here.
Pls this will be a bit a long. I beg you to read. So you can understand better.


My problem started last year April (2018). I was diagnosed with typhoid and malaria. I was started on a course of treatment that involves anti malaria and an antibiotics (azithromycin). I noticed the quality of my sleep was dropping after taking the antibiotic for 2 days. My instincts was that it was the medicine. I eventually stopped taking it but by then my sleep have become badly affected. I woke up a Sunday morning after taking some drinks the previous night at a wedding with one severe type of headache ( I started the antibiotics on Thursday, took on Friday and missed it that Saturday) I continued that Sunday morning. So I eventually stopped all medicine and consulted a doctor friend. By then I had gone two nights with little or no sleep. He prescribed some drugs that was meant to induce sleep and even increased the dosage yet I still couldn't sleep.

Meanwhile before then, I am someone who could be called a sleeper. I can sleep at anytime without stress. I even take naps here and there in my office. So it was strange.

I eventually went to some hospitals and their treatment involved giving me sleep medicines and sometimes it could help me get very little amount of sleep and then it will make me feel very groggy and heavily fatigued. By this time a weird sensation have developed in the left side of my back head (this pain doesn't come and go... It is permanent). After spending some huge amounts I wasn't getting relief until I went to a neurologist. He first suspended all the sleep medications and started giving me amitriptyline 5mg every night ( after few days I started feeling better and had some deep sleep) but still the problem wasn't gone ( head pain and stiff neck).

I was paying about 30k monthly at the neurologists. It wasn't sustainable and I eventually stopped and decided to take my fate in my own hands. I eventually stopped taking any medication for sleep last November.

Between then and now, I have had some good nights where I slept very deeply and nights when I struggled. I have gone like 2 weeks without sleep issues. But still the pain in the back of the head and neck still persist.

Just yesterday I went to consult another gp and his diagnosis was that it was the poor sleep that is causing the pain in the head and neck. But I still find it difficult to believe. I will be having a video session with an Indian neurologist tommorow and I hope he will make a different diagnosis.

My coming here is to know if anyone have had an experience with my case and I would like to know how they solved their problem.

I will appreciate any suggestion that will be of help.

Thank you.

SEEMS YOU HAVE HIV grin grin grin grin

1 Like 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Davido Kneels Down To Propose To Chioma (Photos + Video) by Whoeppme(m): 12:31am On Sep 13, 2019
Igetmyown247:



The introduction announcement didn’t get so much traffic cause of xenophobia they have to come up with this one to get attention. Congrats to them.


Which girl go say no before grin grin grin

This Davido too like drama

1 Like

TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Uti Uwachukwu "Why Mike Should Be Voted For" by Whoeppme(m): 9:02pm On Sep 11, 2019
FamousMonk:
He will be evicted from the house same way you were...
Your legacy of failure will continue..


Please when and in which big brother house was he evicted from?

If you can't answer the question above just go and dig a grave, enter inside and ask somebody to cover you.

You have no reason being alive

WHAT A LIE BROV.!!!

15 Likes 2 Shares

Travel / Re: Name those Things You Hate When Traveling By A Public Car/bus by Whoeppme(m): 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2019
Nothing is more awful and painful than sitting close to bros wey get BAD BREATH

You will think the person is a wizard grin

cry cry grin

3 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 16 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 48
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.