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like the god cannot send thunder to strike her because he is a weak god so humans has to help him stone her to death. Bunch of illiterates that keep fighting for their god instead of allowing him fight for them. if na my sister i will execute all i know joined in stoning her even if it will take me 5 decades or more. This people are just fools. Are you supposed to fight for God?

so by 40 this is how young i will look? meaning old age is now from 70 then...

Have you noticed that overtime most artist always get entangled in a news that hovers around economic crimes?

Okay. This should open up the eyes of other upcoming artists!!!

A lot of landlords will make sure you have settled everybill before you move out. However, if you are were a troublesome tenant even me i wont bother about you paying your bills or not, just comot from my house asap.

It's so normal with a lot of girls this days. Just go to the house act like nothing happened and that you have forgiven her. Get her to bed sleep with her too, make sure you do it very well. Then break up with her. But still have her as a friend that will be gracing your bed anytime you like. Don't ever marry her she will still do it after marriage.

Sister ask your husband to secure a loan from his political boss open up a business that you will manage, if you guys choose the right business thats the end of poverty. Don't think of leaving your husband or selling off your landed property that's the only assets your family has now. Your husband get sense na just money dey yab the guy. Please bear with him. If you must sell the property the money must be used only for a well planned business venture. Else you guys might have nothing on fall back to...

This is the only solution to your problem, as e be now so no too carry body near pastor or father in the lord, na this kind things them take dey sleep with people wife ooh

Sister get sense ooh

Sister ask your husband to secure a loan from his political boss open up a business that you will manage, if you guys choose the right business thats the end of poverty. Don't think of leaving your husband or selling off your landed property that's the only assets your family has now. Your husband get sense na just money dey yab the guy. Please bear with him

Starboyyy:
Pls what do you mean by she "asked you out for love"

I was about wondering

Refer her to any Yoruba herbalist...tell her make she carry toothpaste, and perfume go

Meaning you now know how your fellow woman taste down there..what God never intended for you.!!!!

Let me go and look for the word that best describes you just kneel down there and wait for me.

Na normal life, I know this guy one on one.... Na normal yahoo yahoo life for the warri life. No think am. Boys must collect.....

Make una leave my guy make e dey jor..... Prince Mamus himself, your name big jor. Laslas you go come back...

Such a lovely moment. You can only imagine how they are feeling at the moment!!!

This are the real yahoo yahoo guys in Nigeria...no be to come dey harass boys for street when una no gree create job opportunities.

He should hand over the stolens funds to EFCC who should in turn hand over that money to the public by means of social responsibility creation.

Naija sha

Isoduwa:
You are a fool at Forty

I never even reach 30

101% right. That's legit hustle.

Nigerians are not lazy after all

Bleep a girl, smoke some shisha... Oh yea am just being honest no lie

Girls have a door to their heart, only smart guys can unlock it. And when I say smart guys I meant the extremely smart and brave ones.

If you ever in a privacy with a girl in a room, and you do nothing to her sexual wise,..you messsed up big bro.

Trust me on this one.

I have exchanged numbers with a girl on this day, we see the next time we did it. Not once, not twice, nor three times.

It's in your mouth bro and your ability to stay physical with them. A girl wants you to touch her but will never tell you, let your hands speak on her body for you most times. Don't be afraid, she won't slap you.

This is a secret I just let out, I don't care the bashing coming under me.

Try it guys and you will see the result.

Bless

So na to climb towers been dey hungry you? And you no see any fire service station tower around you wey even high pass this mumu bowers abi bowels tower wey you carry come here so...

Shey you dey okay ni....

No try me oh at OP.

EternalBeing:
What is witchcraft? A witch is a person that is in convent with a demon. A witchcraft coven is a group of people that are in covenant with a principal demon, they may individually have smaller demons assigned to each individually too. The principal demon in charge of the coven indwells in the current coven leader and leaves to live in a another member when the current leader dies. Witches erroneously think they are powerful by thinking they are the one(s) controlling the demon(s), when in actuality truth, it is the demon that owns them and use them to destroy other humans. Satan capitalize on ego of some humans to deceive them to become his properties. This principle is same for marine witchcraft, sapentaine witchcraft, wizardry, etc.

Blind witches are the ones initiated without their real consciousness being fully involved. Sex and covetousness are some of the most commonly used tools to subconsciously initiate people. The Word of God can not be broken, HE says 2 people become 1 during sex, which means the covenant over one gets activated on the other too during the bonding. "He/she that joins with an harlot (witch, wizard) is an harlot." 1 Corinthians 6:1. After such, the sin gives the demon and the coven the legal ground to takeover and use the soul as they like. For those that obviously could prayerfully wrestle ferociously out of the demon's control and coven membership if they realize their involvement in drinking blood and eating flesh, the demon would keep their involvements at subconscious level. Hence, the term blind witches.
Get the Book "HE Came To Set The Captives Free" by Rebecca Brown to learn more deep secrets from real top witches about how witches fly and go to meetings, etc.

What we all need to know is that our CREATOR originally wants us to live forever, and HE has placed the choice before us. HE gave us this short lives to see how we individually use it. Those that use it to do good, HE shall reward us with the immortality that HE originally plan for us. But devil is fighting this tooth and nail to prevent us from earning this reward. Always remember that this short life is a test of whether you deserve to be allowed to live forever or not.

I stopped reading the book at a point. Never read a scary book like such, but all Christians need to read that book. It's there in my shelf any day I gather mind reach, I continue.... �

Buhari was right in a way

Why is my name not there? Or is it when I hang myself like pelepele they will now be talking about me on social media?

So that you guys can arrange how to steal the funds now... It's not a new thing.... But one thing is certain... You guys will die in that hunger for public funds.

Stupid wicked self centered politicians

To the boy who knocked out the foolish SARS officer, please know today that we love you so so much dear...

You deserve to suck breast from now till eternity

If you buhari the so called president have south Africans do this to your citizens shouldn't SA be reported to the UN? Or when are you going to get it right?

That's Judge Judy
One of my Favorite TV channel
Very Educating..

When you watch this program, na that time you go understand say you wey carry yourself go bail prisoner, just get am for mind say the guy no owe you that owo wey you carry bail am.

That's a bush cobra, can spit more than three times in the space of 3seconds...

People for ughelli una no dey watch Natgeowild to know say this kind snake bad well well?

blackjack21:
I will be as simple as possible.

So me and this girl is dating and she needs a job. She's stylishly asking me to help get her a job where I work, the asking is starting to turn into nagging.
I admire and respect that she wants to work and earn, that's one thing I'll always love in any woman. But the idea of working is the Same company as me is just not comfortable with me, because, I don't date colleagues.
It's one rule I cannot scrap in my life.
No office Romance.

The trick here is I've already said 'Yes' because I thought she was joking, now it turns out she's serious, I. Don't like being pushed into a corner.

What to-do?

Tell her the only vacancy left is in the mortuary section of the company...

While carryout the test, they should concentrate testing for TRAMADOL AND CANNABIS...no two ways Malians on campus time is up.

You wey dey high go write Exams, wetin you gain

Even my gbanla can't bend like this when trying to locate Poosee Hole....

Another Plus for Governor Abiodun....Tinubu also already has ogun state bring in more funds to his businesses...

In a whole I hope the Governor, Can now get to work on ogun state. Time For courting is Over, it's time to create more employment opportunities in the state.