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CrimeRe: Man & Women Who Sell Vultures In Yenagoa, Bayelsa As Chicken Meat Caught by Whoeppme(m): 4:13pm On Sep 01, 2017
With the way this meat looks I might as well have eaten a piece before..... Ehen see as vulture leg come make sense position fine pass chicken sef.....

What kind of temptation is this one now cry grin
FoodRe: Apostle JD Kosita-Madu Prepares Okro Soup With N500 In Port Harcourt by Whoeppme(m): 12:15am On Sep 01, 2017
Cool..... But that 500 will only get me 2pomo 250each amongst other things to be included in the preparation of my okro soup
RomanceRe: All Her Friends Are Boys. Can Any Girl Explain This? by Whoeppme(m): 11:00pm On Aug 31, 2017
IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT SHE ACTUALLY DOES WITH THOSE GUYS JUST LEAVE ME AND HER INSIDE PENCIL CAMRY BACKSEAT CLOSE TWO EYES TAKE HEART STROLL COMOT THEN COME BACK IN ONLY 6MINS TIME NA DIER YOU GO KNOW SAY THE BOYS DEM SEF DON USE HER MARA WATER DEY DO LIPSTICK.

E BE LIKE SAY U NO KNOW SAY BANANA AND TOMATO NA UNIDENTICAL TWINS

BUMBUM FALL ON YOU
CelebritiesRe: TY Dolla Sign And Wizkid In The Studio (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 10:46pm On Aug 31, 2017
QuietHammer:
Have melody in their song? Nigga what da fvck you saying?
But is true... Am not Bleep saying.... Check songs from Bob Marley, lucky dube, fela, Davido, Kendrick Lamar, burna boy, pharell,..... Guy the list goes on. Am not saying weed to be overly more important than the song this guy's be dishing out but it seems to me that this thing this guy's be puffing just might be the underlining energy that enables them align rhymes to a melodous pattern thus causing you to enjoy music as its melody unfolds. Some songs are not appalling to our earing because they lack melody.
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Reacts To Deji Adeyanju's Call For His Arrest By EFCC by Whoeppme(m): 7:39pm On Aug 30, 2017
This guy no reach my level....i swear if this guy sees my girlfriend he will forget his name. Na just money dey swing am upandown
CelebritiesRe: TY Dolla Sign And Wizkid In The Studio (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 7:14pm On Aug 30, 2017
Wizkid and weed sef,
Weed and melody's,


No am not the only one who knows that musicians who dope have this melody in their song.
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu And Imade Head To Atlanta (photos by Whoeppme(m): 7:11pm On Aug 30, 2017
No hating...thats the way life is and should be... If you get money... Turn up..... Throw balls.... Enjoy yourself.

Abi

What to do now
CrimeRe: 'Leave Yahoo Boys Alone, They Are Collecting Back Our Money' - Lady by Whoeppme(m): 7:00pm On Aug 30, 2017
This one only went to school, But never attended Classes.

Am not sure anybody in her family has ever been duped, otherwise she wouldn't talk this way!
CelebritiesRe: I Am Taking Legal Actions - Small Doctor Says About Nude Snapchat Video by Whoeppme(m): 6:54pm On Aug 30, 2017
It's what you get when konji takes over the whole of your brain and thinking faculty!
TravelRe: Iceland Set To Deport Nigerian Couple, Daughter by Whoeppme(m): 6:47pm On Aug 30, 2017
What about all the money he ate while working for PDP...?

May God help needy sha
HealthRe: Benefits Of Early Morning Sex By UNILORIN Professor, Musa Yakubu by Whoeppme(m): 10:57pm On Aug 28, 2017
Excuse and reason for some girls to get pregnant you know how defenceless they can be when they just woke up and here is Jimmy all hard,strong with strength, ready to ball....... Man o Man grin
FamilyRe: Yoruba Actress' Husband Impregnates Another Woman - TribuneOnlineng by Whoeppme(m): 10:31pm On Aug 28, 2017
Mind-blowing grin
CelebritiesRe: Obi Madubogwu Is Dead After Battling Diabetes (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 10:30pm On Aug 28, 2017
Peace to the dead.....his fellow actors should be cautious what they eat and drink.....
PoliticsRe: Gov. Ortom Visits Areas Affected By Flood In Makurdi (photos) by Whoeppme(m): 10:22pm On Aug 28, 2017
He should spend a night.....See as the environment even look like him face... Urrgghh grin
CrimeRe: Money Doubler, Wash-Wash, Arrested By RRS (Photos, Video) by Whoeppme(m): 10:19pm On Aug 28, 2017
The height of evil and vain display of a deceitful character ......Nigeria Will be Great and void of all this things someday. Amin
RomanceRe: 3 Categories Of Ladies You Should Never Assume Are Into You by Whoeppme(m): 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2017
Ladies you see withdrawing large amount of money in a bank and then the juju your village people prepared and sent through air will just arouse your toasting skills.... Na there you go see where man go collect slap still thank person wey slap am.

So na now wey u see ngozi dey withdraw big money for bank u come remember say she fine. Omoboy you die well, na towel your anty go take press your face for house for good 3months grin grin grin
PetsRe: Nigerian Girl Vickie Shows Off Her 2 Giant Pet Rats by Whoeppme(m): 12:25am On Aug 22, 2017
Those are white end tailed Rabbits not Rats. Rabbits are of Different Specie. This one's are edible. You dig holes to catch this one's in the bush.

I think she must have eaten the parents but decided to train the babies and now like normal they turned pets.

Warri boy opinion sha
PoliticsRe: Forgotten Facts : The Three Day War Between Nigeria And Chad. by Whoeppme(m): 12:02am On Aug 22, 2017
Right from time Our president buhari no dey gree hear word. Stop stop no advance again he no gree hear abeg tell me why BUHARI no go get EAR PROBLEM?
FamilyRe: Housewife Seeks Healing For Cough, Impregnated By Pastor Who Prays For Nude Wome by Whoeppme(m): 11:57pm On Aug 21, 2017
From cough to church to delivererance to removing clothes to lying on top beds to having a pastor robbing his joystick cap on a kitten to reading psalm 24 to getting pregnant to abortion to divorce... Everything the very Bible itself preaches against.

The world is a small Canal Place.

Butwetin concern Warri boy
RomanceRe: Lines Playboys Use To Have Sex With Innocent Ladies by Whoeppme(m): 11:43pm On Aug 21, 2017
ThatCEO:
Why go through all these childish nonsense cos of a p***y anyway when you can make the girl feel you are doing her a favor by banging her? Well, these only happens to boiz who have nothing to offer except their prick. A typical Nigerian nigga:

1. No swag
2. dirty-sweaty-smelly body n armpit,
3. Days of boxers not getting washed (no wonder they never get a Mouth Gig)
4. Scratchy dandruff infested hair
5. lack of small little romance.
6. Poor dress sense.
7. Dull in communication.
8. Never used a perfume.
9. The girl can't kiss them because their mouth is constantly oozing with of Alomo which they foolishly believe will enhance their banging mileage.
10. And when they finally get the chance to f**k, they won't last 15minutes per round because of poor diet.


But you see the foolish boys blaming their lack of money for not finding a girl to mate with. A beg o, in all the 10 things I have mentioned, which one requires money?

Mind you, I have slept in a room severally without touching a girl. Well, I know the worth of my d**k. why beg you for sex, when you should be the one thinking of how to rape me as we lie side by side on the bed?

These boiz just refused to grow. We always blame the ladies but our fault is just even worse.
Pls where is that room located that u slept in without touching any girl.....Those are the kind of room I like sleeping in
CelebritiesRe: Uriel And Bassey Co-host Nexus Kitchen Cookout In Ibadan by Whoeppme(m): 5:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
Now once you are able to enter and come out of big brother naija house weda you get evicted first or last many many naija advert or one ambassadorial kinikor dey wait you............
CrimeRe: Sodienye Mbatumukeke: Accused Murderer Of Jumia Delivery Man, Failed Parenting by Whoeppme(m): 9:32am On Apr 06, 2017
Did I hear the murderer attends deeper life Bible church ?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Tboss Cannot Recite The National Anthem And Pledge by Whoeppme(m): 10:03pm On Apr 05, 2017
Hymn wetin man no go see

Common Anthem and Pledge u can't recite

Buh you expect to win BBNaija

Tboss

Na me talk am

You go grow white Hair
PetsRe: Dog Saves Wedding Party From Suicide Bomber Near Maiduguri by Whoeppme(m): 9:16pm On Apr 05, 2017
Poor Dog.

Very Sad

Am sure u didn't even eat the party Rice

You were just patiently waiting for the bones

When all of a sudden u deemed it necessary to save Human Lives

Well

PoliticsRe: Adams Oshiomhole Celebrates His 65th Birthday With His Wife Iara (Photos) by Whoeppme(m): 10:58pm On Apr 04, 2017
If I had my way osho baba no vex I go bleep that ur wife

Shuuuu

Old man just carry fine girl wey men suppose dey lash go keep inside house

PoliticsRe: Meningitis: God’s Punishment For Fornication - Yari, Zamfara Governor Says by Whoeppme(m): 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2017
If a Governor can be bold enough to use the term if u do anyhow you see anyhow then little Wonder pidgin is rapidly becoming the Nigerian way of life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 15 Common Job Interview Questions For Freshers And How To Answer Them by Whoeppme(m): 8:31pm On Apr 04, 2017
Ehen

FamilyRe: Unidentified Girl Spotted In Port Harcourt. Who Can Identify Her Please? (Photos by Whoeppme(m): 8:21pm On Apr 04, 2017
Young girl pls

FashionRe: Young Ladies Are Viciously Insulted After Posting Make-up Free Photos by Whoeppme(m): 2:06pm On Apr 04, 2017
2TC not too bad

Back to the topic at hand

This girls didn't look the mirror before they planned embarking on such a disastrous journey of showcasing natural beauty.

Who even told them they were naturally beautiful?

What on earth do this girls eat? If they are even eating at all

Plus is it only me that noticed that they look like who just got heavily bleeped

And the fair one what's all that pose u trynna make? When u ain't even fine what's the need of posing?

Eh

PoliticsRe: Britain To Release Information About Nigerian Property Owners by Whoeppme(m): 2:03pm On Apr 04, 2017
If my name no dey among the list FG should disregard it
CelebritiesRe: Mamuzee Twins Talk About Bbnaija Bisola's Origin, Say She Is Bayalsan by Whoeppme(m): 1:31pm On Apr 04, 2017
kingthreat:
Who dem epp?
Ask me o
EducationRe: Jamb Registration Turns Bloody In Makurdi As 1 Person Said To Be Shot By Police by Whoeppme(m): 8:03pm On Apr 03, 2017
This days news of Benue And murder commited by policemen or Herdsmen are like this

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