History will have it that during Buhari's Democratic rule over Nigeria things got bad that 25Litresof Fuel could well pass for a Christmas Gift

This is the APC for Nigeria

Now Na star boy..the thing dey sweet the young chap..once e begin dey old and by then the sons or children as the case wld be go Don borku then People go begin call am STARBABA like idibia. From 2face to 2baba.

Mark my words

Jisos....Pls if at all e reach that level abeg shoot my enemy for somewhere else ..imaging waking up at the other side of life without a JOYSTICK?

GhostGuys go dey flex all those Ghostgirls leave u wey no come with joystick...

Abeg abeg abeg ...pls shoot somewhere else not there...

Shuuuuuuuu

Thief na Thief ..nothing professional inside

very soon she will become the Acid...we are watching.....

So I should call my grandmother so that henry can also whisper into her ear or what? I don't understand this geh o

After doing plastic surgery to amend Gods work in creating her she will now come and be preaching the gospel to us who appreciate the Way God created us and won't dare amend any part of our body..

Now who is deceiving who?

Tonto dike Repent ooo heaven is Real o

God will ask u for all this ur body parts u are cutting away o aha

Just call them Army hoodlum's

Actresses and being ashemed of their body they should sometimes also be ashamed of the kind of choice perception they give us the fans about their sorry self's.

If u say u like SARS just wait make SARS catch that ur junior juvenile brother wey like Igbo like water with just 10naira Igbo...na their u go see say Igbo 10naira come worst pass Satan wey get the evil itself.. SARS my foot

Of what use is waking him up sef? Nigga looks better off dead

Jisos...see the N500 naira wey I dash this girl for saloon the other day?

I bet u even some of the interrogators love that hommie..Burnaboy..trust me he will be asked to pay back wat ever was taken from 2kay...and dats it

This is Nigeria for you.

Hmmmm I love burna boy pass 2kay sha..but rob 2kay? Nah I ain't support that tho

What were u expecting to hear from a corrupt body like INEC? Huh

The ruling party usually to some extent has a bit if control over sub parties and bodies like INEC., but what do u think will be the case accepting one who won't do the wishes of the ruling party ?

You think even APC doesnt have a hand in this?

Not too okay!!!!
What direction is Nigeria Even heading self?

What's the motive behind this one day Governor thing self?

Wait but wats up with yahoo boys and cars...wetin do donkey or horse for the mum c?

How do u turn rivers to be road .......I see it collapsing again and again...cos the water will always try to create a path for itself. Simple law of nature.....Water must follow its path

Hymnnnn....ASHAWO DEY SEE HUSBAND MARRY ON TIME?

CAPITAL NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WHY UNCLAD WETIN MORE THAN 2000MEN DON SERVICE FINISH !!! WHATS THE ESSENCE?

JUST HAND HER OVER TO THE POLICE THEY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE HER !!!

STOP FEEDING OUR EYES WITH BADLUCK BIKO NU

AGAIN SEE WHY WHITE MAN GO EVER BETTER PASS BLACK MAN?

DID U NOTICE THE TWO WHITE GUY SAW SOMETHING GOOD AND THEY ARE LAUGHING AMIDST CHEERING THE GUY PROPOSING? YES

NOW DID U ALSO NOTICE THE WICKED FACED BLACK OLD MAN LOOKING AS IF TO SMILE IS A CURSE IN HIS FAMILY? SO EVEN THIS GOOD THING WEY DEY HAPPEN FOR HIM FRONT NO EVEN MOVE AM AT ALL!!!

BLACK MAN WHY? EH WHY?

NO WHY? NA CURSE SAY WE NO GO DEY LIKE BETTER THING ?

WETIN EVEN MAKE THIS MAN WEY HIM FACE BE LIKE AKPU WEY DON SPOIL GO ENTER THIS US GEH AND HER BOBO PICTURE?

E BE LIKE SAY THIS GUY WEY DEY PROPOSE VILLAGE PIPO FOLLOW AM COME HERE !!! HIAN

I NEVER SEE WETIN GET POWER REACH THAT POMO WEY WOMEN CARRY INBETWEEN THIER LEGS ITS THE NUMBER ONE WEAKNESS OF MAN

LALASTICLALA SHOULD TO RELOCATE TO THE NORTH ALREADY

SO PORT HARCOURT GUYS DO HUMAN MEAT TOO? COS I JUST CANT FIGURE HOW SOMEONE WITH A SANE MIND WILL DO THIS!!!

NIGERIANS AND THIS OUR CHUKKY CHUKKY ATTITUDE ....FROM CHUKING SUMTIN INBETWEEN LEGS NOW NA HUMAN BEING DEM DEY CHUK!!!

[quote author=kelvinUchiha post=61974581]Hi Nairalanders,

I just packed into a new house last month and things have been moving really fast for me. So much stress and I had spent a lot of money furnishing my apartment and moving stuffs. So, two weeks ago my neighbour came to my house to greet me(as new neigbour things) I was very excited because she was beautiful and around my age bracket. I told her to come in, this was around 11:00 am i offered her a drink and we were talking about so many things.

I found out she was just my type of girl quiet and intelligent. We talked about the previous tenants and she told me my house was fine. I was happy, I said finally all the stress from packing was worth it. She left by 6:45 pm that day. The next day, I saw her spreading clothes outside so I approached her, we greeted and she asked me if I've eaten. I said no so she said she cooked spaghetti and she would bring for me. She arrived with the food, I thought to myself this must be a wife material o. We were both eating till she said let her feed me. Like play like play I'd feed her and she'd feed me. Before I said Jack Robinson we were already kissing and smooching.

I wasn't with my condom and I wasn't prepared but I felt this girl was a nice and innocent girl. She probably just likes me. So I gently removed her clothes like a gentle man and we had sex. I swore to myself I won't release early or get tired so at least she would feel me and come back for more.
We enjoyed ourselves, we were happy and I know she enjoyed it as well, she held my hand and we were stack naked gisting for about 20 minutes staring at each others eyes.

So eventually she went home.

After three days, I went to ease myself only to see white pus from my penis that morning. I was so surprised. My heart started beating and I rushed to my phone I googled it and I got things like UTI, gonorrhea, staph, HIV. I was really scared. I called her, she came and she was normal. I didn't tell her about it. I just wanted to find out if she purposely gave it to me but she seemed like she didn't know. I travelled home to see my mum.
I went for test spent about 3k for urethral swab, blood test and urine analysis.

It came back positive for Staphylococcus. I was so annoyed at myself for not using a condom the same time relieved that it was negative for HIV. I spent a total of 9k on drugs and injection and I came back home. Mind you, I bought two packs of condom in case.

I like this girl and she likes me but I wasted one week treating the staph without telling her and if I tell her now she would see me as a bad person and I don't know how she would react if I tell her she gave it to me. I'm really confused because I don't want to lose the relationship. My mind is telling me not to tell her and continue using condom( she's very sweet) but I love her and I don't want it to be harmful to her but she may decide not to give me sex again. I'm worried.

Please for matured minds okay. Its really important, life is at stake.
Thanks.

Op ALWAYS USE YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR JOYSTICK TO THINK

IF IT WAS IN NIGERIA SOME PEOPLE WLD HAVE BEEN BAPTISED WITH BRUKUTU AND MONEY TAIL OR DOGOYARO AND MAN POWER

Bleep all of them

Never grew up to meet my mum and have her reply me on that cos she was late before I arrived !!!

Sorry OP

But I think she would have replied I love you too MY PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA MY 1 AND ONLY SON OF THE SOIL

levrin:
Flamboyant spender Hushpuppi, who has been badly dragged on social media for the past few days by his friends turned enemies, shared this in reaction to their claims that he isn't as wealthy as he portrays himself on social media!

As shared on instagram...



Via https://www.gistmore.com/let-buy-fake-gucci-fake-money-beautify-fake-life-hushpuppi-haters

I ain't understand the message here...I think the nigga getting tired of his small pikin way of reasoning and living life always wanting to show off...to me that's foolishness he get money reach small davido? No answer na!!! Abi people know am pass wizkid ?

On this one e dropped he just goofed.

You are remember that irony in English language when you

SAY WHAT YOU NEVER MEANT

AND

MEANT WHAT YOU NEVER SAID


The nigga might be a little rich have plenty clothes and all that but am VERY SURE SAY I SABI ENGLISH LANGUAGE PASS THIS HUSH PIG GUY

Biafrans be happy about News like this you guys had better woke up!!!

If all this men in power no die finish e go hard for Igbo man to rule Nigeria oooo!!!!

Truth be told bro